1. Post #1
    HUGE RACIST
    TH89's Avatar
    January 2005
    16,350 Posts


    this is the story of a kid named ryu
    a true story, seriously, why would i lie dude?
    and i hope you don't get bored as i try to
    tell it to you this is much more than a haiku

    he liked to draw animes of elfs and shit
    w/questionable anatomy that we helped him with
    his goal was to render ladies so immaculate
    that when you saw them you felt like you could really grab a tit

    that's some nasty shit, a little bit creepy
    but in art school that shit isnt frowned on believe me
    so for ryu, gettin hella views it was easy
    if there's titties, people gonna peep it fasheezy

    okay early on nobody suspects a thing, all like
    "nice drawing man she's a sexy thing!"
    he's playing the art section and he's excelling
    but in a moment imma get into the second thing

    ryu ryu ryu, ryu gi
    people think you're creepy, and i agree
    all my friends, enemies, and i believe
    that your elf rape drawings are a sight to see
    ryu gi, what's your deal your stuff is really really creepy
    ryu gi, what's your deal your stuff is really really creepy
    ryu gi, what's your deal your stuff is really really creepy
    ryu gi, what's your deal your deal you're creepy

    fast forward, ryu's been posting threads for weeks
    and at this point i'm feeling type impelled to speak
    im like "ryu, i hate to be abrupt but yo
    that's a nice elf but you should think up some clothes
    if she's a warrior, you should make her armor less teeny
    or explain to me the virtue of an armored bikini
    fight a battle like that and she'll be armless and bleeding"
    but ryu was a little too far gone to believe me
    "not to fear" said he "it makes sense
    allow me to relate to you the storyline hence
    her name is selene, she was a priestess in a place
    where an elf brainwashed her to suck penis and get raped
    here's a picture from the time when she was weak and mindless
    willing to do anything to please his highness
    and though she escaped, she still dons the thong
    as a reminder of the days when she was on his dong"

    ryu ryu ryu, ryu gi
    people think you're creepy, and i agree
    all my friends, enemies, and i believe
    that your elf rape drawings are a sight to see
    ryu gi, what's your deal your stuff is really really creepy
    ryu gi, what's your deal your stuff is really really creepy
    ryu gi, what's your deal your stuff is really really creepy
    ryu gi, what's your deal your deal you're creepy

    from this point forward, he had a reputation
    as the kid who drew all the forced elf fornication
    but he kept posting that shit like he was on a roll
    every indignant explanation dug him deeper in the hole
    we said ryu ryu ryu, ryu gi
    we all think you're creepy, can't you see?
    and wait kid, just before you answer, we
    don't want to hear you try to justify your fan-tasies
    quoth ryu, "i don't know why yall are acting that way
    i mean who DOESN'T want to see a woman trapped and enslaved?
    stop hating, you will never stem my creativity!
    by the way, you know what's hot? that new movie 'captivity'"
    the climax: his creepiness triumphantly rampant,
    we said "that's the last straw kid" and somebody banned him
    but he's still creepin, never is his perv game sloppy
    somewhere he's out there stalkin a bird named coffey

    ryu ryu ryu, ryu gi
    people think you're creepy, and i agree
    all my friends, enemies, and i believe
    that your elf rape drawings are a sight to see
    ryu gi, what's your deal your stuff is really really creepy
    ryu gi, what's your deal your stuff is really really creepy
    ryu gi, what's your deal your stuff is really really creepy
    ryu gi, what's your deal your deal you're creepy
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  2. Post #2
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    I guess it's as rap as it gets, because it doesn't flow at all.
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  3. Post #3
    HUGE RACIST
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    January 2005
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    ^lmao
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  4. Post #4
    WeekendWarrior's Avatar
    February 2010
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    im like "ryu, i hate to be abrupt but yo
    that's a nice elf but you should think up some clothes
    :golfclap:
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  5. Post #5
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    April 2009
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    If you need a fat looking kid to make the music video I'll gladly help.
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    elitehakor v2's Avatar
    June 2010
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    I love the chorus

  7. Post #7
    Harmonizer's Avatar
    February 2011
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    Your voice...

    :gizz:

    Edited:

    and though she escaped, she still dons the thong
    as a reminder of the days when she was on his dong"
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  8. Post #8
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    April 2009
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    I've been dancing to this tune for a bit. I really can do a music video and cast myself as Ryu-Gi.

  9. Post #9
    HUGE RACIST
    TH89's Avatar
    January 2005
    16,350 Posts
    Go for it.

  10. Post #10
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    T-Minus10's Avatar
    November 2006
    178 Posts
    :golfclap: Bravo.

  11. Post #11
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    JLea's Avatar
    June 2007
    5,410 Posts
    That was fucking awesome, did you make the beat?

  12. Post #12
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    wingless's Avatar
    August 2008
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    Brilliant.

  13. Post #13
    Gold Member
    BigHeaded B's Avatar
    January 2008
    2,978 Posts
    I've been dancing to this tune for a bit. I really can do a music video and cast myself as Ryu-Gi.
    what are you going to record yourself drawing elves?

  14. Post #14
    SHADERS
    Legend286's Avatar
    October 2008
    10,024 Posts
    Very good.

  15. Post #15
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    April 2009
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    what are you going to record yourself drawing elves?
    Im actually thinking a collab project. I lipsynce to the Ryu-Gi lines of the song and do what ever he does IRL.

    How does Ryu-GI act like? Im thinking something of a retard or an idiot is a tounge hanging out and dancing around bashing his face on a keyboard and drawing horrible elf drawings. I'd have to get my camcorder to work. Maybe some of you guys can record some footage to collab as part of the chorus and TH89 as the narrator to the story.

    I'd have to find my camera and take off some footage and put some of the footage on my computer.
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  16. Post #16
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    August 2008
    3,040 Posts
    you should have added more stuff about him and susan coffey

    it was hilarious, plus it was why he was finally banned if i am correct

    Edited:

    other than that it was pretty nice

  17. Post #17
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    February 2011
    33 Posts
    Im actually thinking a collab project. I lipsynce to the Ryu-Gi lines of the song and do what ever he does IRL.

    How does Ryu-GI act like? Im thinking something of a retard or an idiot is a tounge hanging out and dancing around bashing his face on a keyboard and drawing horrible elf drawings. I'd have to get my camcorder to work. Maybe some of you guys can record some footage to collab as part of the chorus and TH89 as the narrator to the story.

    I'd have to find my camera and take off some footage and put some of the footage on my computer.
    someone find that video where he's on some mountain shouting out her name,
    also fucking awesome song

  18. Post #18
    HUGE RACIST
    TH89's Avatar
    January 2005
    16,350 Posts
    you should have added more stuff about him and susan coffey

    it was hilarious, plus it was why he was finally banned if i am correct
    Yeah, I kinda ran out of space and didn't want to do a whole other verse. So much material!

  19. Post #19
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    Here's a pic of myself.



    Would I make a good Ryu-Gi? Do I need to do something to make my self look more like him (Can't believe I said that).
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  20. Post #20
    theLazyLion's Avatar
    March 2010
    1,737 Posts
    Loved the voice over of Ryu, worked really well. The verses where you sing could have been done a bit better though.. Overall gj+

  21. Post #21
    deloc's Avatar
    January 2008
    1,148 Posts
    somewhere he's out there stalkin a bird named coffey
    ???

  22. Post #22
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    April 2008
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    Would I make a good Ryu-Gi? Do I need to do something to make my self look more like him (Can't believe I said that).
    Plaster your walls with anime.
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  23. Post #23
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    April 2009
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    Plaster your walls with anime.
    Might need some color ink for that. And I'd only use 5 pictures with the worst, stupidest Anime.

    Naruto is a definate on one of those pictures.

  24. Post #24
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    August 2008
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    Would I make a good Ryu-Gi? Do I need to do something to make my self look more like him (Can't believe I said that).
    all you need to do is tape your eyes so you look asian, and you're set

  25. Post #25
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    legolover122's Avatar
    June 2010
    14,641 Posts
    whoa. i loved it.

    i request a download link

  26. Post #26
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    April 2009
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    all you need to do is tape your eyes so you look asian, and you're set
    hmm I tried doing that pull eyes to look asian thing. Messed up my vision.

  27. Post #27
    Awesome Member
    Dennab
    January 2006
    40,352 Posts
    this is pretty great if i still dj'd i'd totally add it to my mix

  28. Post #28
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    Would I make a good Ryu-Gi? Do I need to do something to make my self look more like him (Can't believe I said that).
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  29. Post #29
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    where did you find that pic of me in vegas?
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  30. Post #30
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    June 2007
    2,221 Posts
    If all rap was like that, I would listen to it. Well done TH89.
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  31. Post #31
    "We should allow child labor overseas ...the sweatshop is what is saving the 9 year old worker"
    Pepin's Avatar
    April 2007
    6,864 Posts
    The vocal quality and rapping was quite good. There is good definition in the words. Some of the overlaying of the vocals works pretty well. The chorus is done pretty well and it catchy. There are some issues though. The vocals float really high above everything else. They feel entirely separate in a lot of places. The layered vocals don't sound good when you overdo it, like when you quad track the same part (I'm guessing on the number). The song gets pretty boring later and the repetition gets to be too much. It just isn't the repeated riff, it is also the lyrical scheme which follows aabb throughout all of the verse. Makes it very predictable, very repetitive, and nothing really stands out (apart from the chorus).

  32. Post #32
    I remember when titles used to mean something, now you can get one for a dollar, this all used to be fields, get off my lawn damn kids etc.
    evlbzltyr's Avatar
    May 2006
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    This going on the next Facepunch collab CD?

  33. Post #33
    HUGE RACIST
    TH89's Avatar
    January 2005
    16,350 Posts
    The vocal quality and rapping was quite good. There is good definition in the words. Some of the overlaying of the vocals works pretty well. The chorus is done pretty well and it catchy. There are some issues though. The vocals float really high above everything else. They feel entirely separate in a lot of places. The layered vocals don't sound good when you overdo it, like when you quad track the same part (I'm guessing on the number). The song gets pretty boring later and the repetition gets to be too much. It just isn't the repeated riff, it is also the lyrical scheme which follows aabb throughout all of the verse. Makes it very predictable, very repetitive, and nothing really stands out (apart from the chorus).
    Thank you for the rapping advice Pepin.

    I didn't quad track anything though, the most I ever used was two.

  34. Post #34
    I HAVE A ROTARY BECAUSE ITS GODDAMN AWESOME!
    justin1992's Avatar
    April 2007
    3,146 Posts
    I guess it's as rap as it gets, because it doesn't flow at all.
    Flows better than 90% of the songs produced today.
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  35. Post #35
    "We should allow child labor overseas ...the sweatshop is what is saving the 9 year old worker"
    Pepin's Avatar
    April 2007
    6,864 Posts
    Thank you for the rapping advice Pepin.

    I didn't quad track anything though, the most I ever used was two.
    You think there was rapping advice in there? Anyway, upon further inspection it seems like you are only double tracking, so I was off about that. Did you do any stereo widening? If not, you're tracking is pretty good because it adds a lot of depth.

  36. Post #36
    HUGE RACIST
    TH89's Avatar
    January 2005
    16,350 Posts
    I don't usually put stereo widening on vocals. Is that common?

  37. Post #37
    i suck big dick. allegedly.
    iBoss's Avatar
    July 2009
    1,695 Posts
    download please.

  38. Post #38
    quality poster
    Dennab
    August 2009
    12,242 Posts
    I was expecting a really shitty teenager rap song, but this was actually really good

  39. Post #39
    Mr. Scorpio's Avatar
    May 2010
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    have i ever told you you're my favorite mod

  40. Post #40
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    Would I make a good Ryu-Gi? Do I need to do something to make my self look more like him (Can't believe I said that).
    Spike your hair up.

    Edited:

    make it pointy enough to put an eye out.
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