1. Post #1
    Vortigaunt Love's Avatar
    January 2011
    102 Posts
    So I saw a ton, and I mean a TON of crap on google and stuff, and there was this thing called "biokinesis", and it involves visualization and stuff and you can actually change the color of your eyes and much much more. The eye color changing is like for beginners. So has anyone tried this? How do you do it, how long does it take, etc.
    Also, only do this if you actually believe in this crap. Thanks

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  2. Post #2
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    Apocalypsox's Avatar
    January 2006
    1,329 Posts
    crap would probably be the appropriate term. If you want different color eyes, they make contacts for that you know.
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  3. Post #3
    Randy's Avatar
    July 2010
    958 Posts
    Biokinesis killed my father and raped my mother.
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  4. Post #4
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    April 2009
    9,841 Posts
    Concentrating really hard cannot change your genetic code. No matter how many drugs you take.
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  5. Post #5
    Vortigaunt Love's Avatar
    January 2011
    102 Posts
    Biokinesis killed my father and raped my mother.
    I'm sorry to hear that.
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    August 2005
    1,496 Posts
    Someone said something on the internet? It must be true. The internet would never lie to me.
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  7. Post #7
    If I focus hard enough I can acquire heat vision
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  8. Post #8
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    ManningQB18's Avatar
    April 2009
    9,841 Posts
    This is even more ridiculous than the Ghost hunting thread.

    EDIT: Oh hey 6000 posts
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  9. Post #9
    This one time I concentrated really hard and my nose started bleeding.

    Biokinesis in action!

    Edited:

    Stop rating yourself.
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    This title has been removed due to a copyright claim from Viacom Inc.
    neos300's Avatar
    July 2008
    3,470 Posts
    Not possible. I tried this before, and it didn't work is impossible unless you implant your brain with things.
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  11. Post #11
    BackOnCrack's Avatar
    September 2009
    1,396 Posts
    So I saw a ton, and I mean a TON of crap on google and stuff, and there was this thing called "biokinesis", and it involves visualization and stuff and you can actually change the color of your eyes and much much more. The eye color changing is like for beginners. So has anyone tried this? How do you do it, how long does it take, etc.
    Also, only do this if you actually believe in this crap. Thanks
    what kind of a shit thread is this? you said yourself you found a ton of shit on whatever this is on google, why don't you use that information instead of making an awful thread next time
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  12. Post #12
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    August 2009
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    Shouldn't biokinesis be the power to levitate meat or something?
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  13. Post #13
    Randy's Avatar
    July 2010
    958 Posts
    Shouldn't biokinesis be the power to levitate meat or something?
    I can do that with my meat when I see an attractive lady.
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  14. Post #14
    agentalexandre's Avatar
    January 2009
    626 Posts
    Shouldn't biokinesis be the power to levitate meat or something?
    As much as I hate to crush your homosexual fantasies, thats telekinesis.

    Edit: curse these ninjas
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  15. Post #15
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    Mr.Dounut's Avatar
    January 2009
    1,533 Posts
    I can do that with my meat when I see an attractive lady.
    jesus christ

    doesn't that hurt
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  16. Post #16
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    October 2006
    4,093 Posts
    I tried this once and accidentally unraveled my genetic code. This shit's hardcore.
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  17. Post #17
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    Laserbeams's Avatar
    February 2010
    12,036 Posts
    No you cannot change the color of your eyes by thinking about it, that's stupid and you're stupid
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  18. Post #18
    Positive energy is space expanding, negative energy is space contracting. Or reverse?
    onebit's Avatar
    July 2005
    7,351 Posts
    I also did this once and now my mother sleeps in the garage
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  19. Post #19
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    blazingfly's Avatar
    October 2006
    4,093 Posts
    I also did this once and now my mother sleeps in the garage
    What.
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  20. Post #20
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    Sottalytober's Avatar
    May 2009
    4,572 Posts
    One of my friends tried this when he wanted to take a shit...he ended up popping a blood vessel in his eye.
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  21. Post #21
    Redcow17's Avatar
    August 2010
    620 Posts
    Biokinesis is the use of kinetic energy to rearrange, or control genes inside of the body. If Biokinesis were mastered, wouldn't it be possible to genetically reprogram yourself? The answer, in theory, is yes.

    By genetically reprogramming yourself, you could become a possible super human. Anything would be possible. For example, if you were to reprogram the genes in your eyes, you could make them see further and better. You'd also be able to see motions so fast, that they would normally not be possible to see. For super human, the reprogramming process would include things like lack of pain sensing, or something like that.
    Yeah this is bullshit.
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  22. Post #22
    As a wise man once said: Never ask Fatfatfatty for computer advice
    Dennab
    March 2009
    14,189 Posts
    Sounds like some kind of new age mumbo-jumbo.
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    Positive energy is space expanding, negative energy is space contracting. Or reverse?
    onebit's Avatar
    July 2005
    7,351 Posts
    Only $99,99 for the beginners package!
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  24. Post #24
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    October 2006
    4,093 Posts
    Yeah this is bullshit.
    I wouldn't trust myself to fuck around with my own genetics. You'd end up giving yourself cancer 99% of the time rather then super vision and super strength.
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  25. Post #25
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    August 2005
    12,787 Posts
    IRL "hacks"?

    Yeah right...
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  26. Post #26
    Beau_Chaotica's Avatar
    June 2009
    597 Posts
    You can't make a thread with no content, rate yourself winner and leave. Go home.
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  27. Post #27
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    September 2006
    1,354 Posts
    I thought about a man and gained an erection.

    BIOKINESIS AT WORK.
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  28. Post #28
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    February 2009
    17,804 Posts
    The word "kinesis" simply means transferring kinetic energy to an object i.e exerting force on it

    I can carry out biokinesis by punching a tree or something
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  29. Post #29
    Der FΓΌhrer
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    January 2011
    4,827 Posts
    Once I took some special pills to change my eye colour and I woke up with Big Bubba Meat. £15 well spent.

    Edited:

    Wait, god damnet.
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  30. Post #30
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    Micr0's Avatar
    September 2007
    2,935 Posts
    I can make my fingers move.


    BIOKINESIS!!!!!
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  31. Post #31
    Huge Faggot #2
    GoldenGnome's Avatar
    November 2007
    5,149 Posts
    This is a bad idea and you should feel bad.
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  32. Post #32
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    Fetret's Avatar
    December 2006
    2,292 Posts
    If I focus hard enough I can expel noxious gases quite violently. Bio and kinesis.
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    June 2005
    4,050 Posts
    Don't listen to the haters it really works!
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  34. Post #34
    I wasted a dollar on a stupid title.
    nikomo's Avatar
    September 2007
    19,067 Posts
    If I focus hard enough, I can pretend EA and Activision aren't shit.
    Requires lots of focus. Shitloads, to be precise.
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  35. Post #35
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    October 2005
    7,235 Posts
    Well, if you think hard enough, you could probably convince yourself that your eyes are a different color.
    But then you'd probably have to convince everybody else that you're not a total idiot.
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  36. Post #36
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    November 2009
    4,044 Posts
    I was stroking my dick and concentrating really hard and a thick-ish white liquid came out
    BIOKINESIS!
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  37. Post #37
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    June 2008
    7,855 Posts
    Oh wow, really?
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  38. Post #38
    LIVE LIKE A WINDRAMMER AS YOU FUCK
    Murkat's Avatar
    June 2010
    5,796 Posts
    Someone said something on the internet? It must be true. The internet would never lie to me.
    What's that? 2012 will be caused by rage-infected monkies? TO THE FACEMOBILE!
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  39. Post #39
    Anthophobian's Avatar
    June 2010
    1,953 Posts
    Oh shit my arm just popped off by doing this, how do I get it back on guys?

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    I got it back on but it's on the wrong side now, this stuff is messed up.
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  40. Post #40
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    December 2009
    10,377 Posts
    guys guys guys guys guys guys i typed out guys guys guys guys guys guys by using biokenisis
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