1. Post #3321
    Civil's Avatar
    December 2009
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    That is what all new xbox 360 games look like if you turn off the shaders.
    Like halo reach for example.
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  2. Post #3322
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    May 2007
    3,267 Posts
    That is what all new xbox 360 games look like if you turn off the shaders.
    Like halo reach for example.
    Half-Life: Minecraft
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  3. Post #3323
    red_pharoah's Avatar
    August 2009
    6,819 Posts
    Still waiting for investment opportunities featuring the gels.

    (inb4 We already have videos about those, well they don't have Cave johnson, now do they?)
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  4. Post #3324
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    November 2010
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    Half-Life: Minecraft
    Half-Craft: Mine-life
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  5. Post #3325
    red_pharoah's Avatar
    August 2009
    6,819 Posts
    Half-Craft: Mine-life
    Half Craft: Episode Mine.
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  6. Post #3326
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    February 2008
    11,249 Posts
    Well this question aint portal related but anyway.
    Has anyone asked from Gabe or others anything about steam mascot avatars?

    I think those would be pretty neat.
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  7. Post #3327
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    Butthurter's Avatar
    August 2007
    9,842 Posts
    Still waiting for investment opportunities featuring the gels.

    (inb4 We already have videos about those, well they don't have Cave johnson, now do they?)
    i bet the vids along with aerial faith plates have cave johnson voice overs ingame when you see the clips in the exit chambers
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  8. Post #3328
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    November 2010
    5,617 Posts
    Half Craft: Episode Mine.
    "We've finally managed to combine the Half-life and Minecraft games into one. I'm Cave Johnson. We're done here"
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  9. Post #3329
    Dr. Conro J. Norock, Robot Sarcasm Master
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    July 2007
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    i bet the vids along with aerial faith plates have cave johnson voice overs ingame when you see the clips in the exit chambers
    He was dead by 1998
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  10. Post #3330
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    Butthurter's Avatar
    August 2007
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    He was dead by 1998
    aww, no voice overs
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  11. Post #3331
    Dr. Conro J. Norock, Robot Sarcasm Master
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    July 2007
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    aww, no voice overs
    Don't get greedy. He has his section of the game
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  12. Post #3332
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    August 2007
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    also, why does the combine wiki say that cave johnson is "resurrected into the speaker systems"? that wasnt really "him" at all, it was most likely prerecorded messages for test subjects

    you probably dont really meet a resurrection of him until later
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  13. Post #3333
    Dr. Conro J. Norock, Robot Sarcasm Master
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    July 2007
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    also, why does the combine wiki say that cave johnson is "resurrected into the speaker systems"? that wasnt really "him" at all, it was most likely prerecorded messages for test subjects

    you probably dont really meet a resurrection of him until later
    If at all. Might have been absorbed by GLaDOS
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  14. Post #3334
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    August 2007
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    If at all. Might have been absorbed by GLaDOS
    why did this make me think of glados with holographic puppets coming out of her
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  15. Post #3335
    Dr. Conro J. Norock, Robot Sarcasm Master
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    July 2007
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    why did this make me think of glados with holographic puppets coming out of her


    another quality peek at Butthurter Vision(TM) by Conro
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  16. Post #3336
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    August 2007
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    wow to be honest thats pretty much what i thought of, with the holograms coming out of her head some place, since if it was on her rotating plate body core thingy, it wouldve been too far to look at the holograms
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  17. Post #3337
    Dr. Conro J. Norock, Robot Sarcasm Master
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    July 2007
    7,709 Posts
    what the fuck the OP's Broken again
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  18. Post #3338
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    March 2010
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    The casting call sheet said something along the lines of his brain being uploaded onto a computer. It was said that he had been uploaded too during the first ARG too.
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  19. Post #3339
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    May 2010
    537 Posts



    It's been taken down since then since we cheated in Cogs to actually get to the page, but it was there.
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  20. Post #3340
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    August 2007
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    The casting call sheet said something along the lines of his brain being uploaded onto a computer. It was said that he had been uploaded too during the first ARG too.
    i never denied he wasnt uploaded
    i just said that cave johnson throughout the first aperture science test chambers are just prerecorded messages

    its obvious that it is, since he says "for those of you who are going to fight the mantis men", clearly referring to any test subject being put through the chambers, therefore theyre just prerecorded messages. a resurrection of cave doesnt appear until later in the game, if the character's resurrection isnt scrapped from the storyline since its been like 2 years after the casting sheet
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  21. Post #3341
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    -snip-
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  22. Post #3342
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    August 2009
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    -snip-
    Look about two pages back.

    Edited:

    Aw snap.
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  23. Post #3343
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    June 2008
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    Why is it I want there to be a duet between Cave Johnson and GLaDOS. Or Wheatley.
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  24. Post #3344
    Dennab
    July 2010
    727 Posts
    Pre-order now on... um nowhere....
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  25. Post #3345
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    June 2008
    7,045 Posts
    Hey look, it's Super Center Fighter P-Body!
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  26. Post #3346
    Paid for a title.
    Maurice's Avatar
    June 2005
    6,175 Posts
    He hadoukens portals.
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  27. Post #3347
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    August 2009
    6,819 Posts
    This one doesn't rhyme, but I made it up a while ago.

    Aperture Science Enrichment Toaster

    Sorry for a rather late reply but I thought of a better name:

    The Aperture Science Low-Energy Carbohydrate Slice Incinerator.
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  28. Post #3348
    Wnd
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    October 2010
    1,601 Posts
    Oh man, why monday?
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  29. Post #3349
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  30. Post #3350
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    January 2009
    3,566 Posts
    Got a 24'' monitor, I now wait for portal2
    These 12 days will be so painful.
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  31. Post #3351
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    July 2009
    9,936 Posts
    Got a 24'' monitor, I now wait for portal2
    These 12 days will be so painful.
    going to be the longest 12 days of my life
    also

    fuck the police
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  32. Post #3352
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    February 2009
    18,248 Posts
    watched the portal 2 tv spot last night

    neat
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  33. Post #3353
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    December 2008
    363 Posts
    Got a 24'' monitor, I now wait for portal2
    These 12 days will be so painful.
    I got a 25" monitor :smug:
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  34. Post #3354
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    November 2010
    5,617 Posts
    I got a 25" monitor :smug:
    I've got a 22'' monitor. :smith:
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  35. Post #3355
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    April 2009
    2,234 Posts
    Half Craft: Episode Mine.


    ?
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  36. Post #3356
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    October 2010
    349 Posts
    32" here

    Portal will look so sexy.
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  37. Post #3357
    Dennab
    April 2010
    2,092 Posts
    32" here

    Portal will look so sexy.
    Hello there, Low FPS.
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  38. Post #3358
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    Chrille's Avatar
    August 2005
    5,452 Posts
    17" screen on a half-dead laptop. Yeah!
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  39. Post #3359
    Wnd
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    October 2010
    1,601 Posts
    15,6" here

    Edited:

    :smith:
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  40. Post #3360
    faillord adam's Avatar
    February 2011
    458 Posts
    19" 8800GT. Fuck Yeah!
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