1. Post #1
    Human Garbage
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    June 2008
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    As the grey masses gather near the symbol of oppression they shout as one.

    “Down with tyranny!”
    “Freedom for all!”

    History once again demands change. Again will the class struggle turn sides.
    This time however, it will take place here.

    Too long has the power of one held us back! Too long have we been limited to one ruler, one so called “op”!
    No my friends!

    We shall no longer stand for this! It is time for the people to take what rightly belongs to us!

    The Mod Emporium has no right to be held in the hands of one person! It is a collaboration of many working hands, each carefully perfecting their creations, upbringing them to the world, as though they were their sons and daughters.

    We won’t stand for any kind of censorship! No matter who you are, you are welcome to post mods!

    We fight for the working people of the emporium! For the dignity of our labor!
    We seek freedom for our work – that is why we will never attempt to disregard a man’s mod because of personal antipathy!

    Our founding fathers, who we all respect, have created this for us. They would not stand for a one person dictatorship!
    Nor would they stand behind someone who spits on a single man’s work, simply because he does not like him!

    This is why we need to fight! We need to fight tyranny! To ensure freedom for all mods alike!

























































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  2. Post #2
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  3. Post #3
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  4. Post #4
    "Epic Leddit pwner :)"
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    March 2010
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    Uhh, ok...
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  5. Post #5
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    December 2010
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    yes!!
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  6. Post #6
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    June 2009
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    Viva la Revolution!
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  7. Post #7
    Is that a rocket in your pocket?
    Dr.Scrake's Avatar
    March 2010
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    Viva the communism
    Viva Sparkwire!
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  8. Post #8
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    June 2008
    7,038 Posts
    Viva la

    (Sparkwire was banned for this thread - Breaking one of the TF2 Section rules)
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  9. Post #9
    I randomly change my avatar every week or so
    Chilblain's Avatar
    September 2010
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    Down with the establishment!
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  10. Post #10
    Human Garbage
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    June 2008
    9,766 Posts
    You have to use the new promo, that is the ONLY requirement of this emporium!
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  11. Post #11
    ZOEY SMITH
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    November 2010
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    I approve!



    Revolt against the order to obey I say!
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  12. Post #12
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    Dennab
    April 2010
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    Let's see if this Emporium will be better than those from Mister Royzo.
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  13. Post #13
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    September 2009
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    When I originally posted this, I thought it was all a little joke, turns out it's just Sparkwire being a little baby.
    Bullshit I say. Let Daimao run them, if Royzo doesn't want to.
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    June 2009
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    We need a Cuban cigar misc. item to commemorate our glorious revolution.

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  15. Post #15
    ZOEY SMITH
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    November 2010
    3,885 Posts



    TOGETHER WE HAVE FIXED THE LAWS OF GRAVITY BROTHERS

    /c
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  16. Post #16
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    October 2008
    744 Posts
    Although I like the new look of it, not sure how long it will actually go for. Also the soldier helmet on the corner of the promo is looking a little out of place.
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  17. Post #17
    ZOEY SMITH
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    November 2010
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    Although I like the new look of it, not sure how long it will actually go for. Also the soldier helmet on the corner of the promo is looking a little out of place.
    Are you disagreeing with the revolution?!


    A traitor I say!
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  18. Post #18
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    June 2010
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    Didn't see that coming. What a twist.
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  19. Post #19
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    July 2006
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    I do not see what the problem with Royzo is. He is a great fellow and he has taught me a lot. I see no reason for this sort of behavior.
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  20. Post #20
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    October 2010
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    so what's this all about?
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  21. Post #21
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    Dennab
    April 2010
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    Didn't see that coming. What a twist.
    Just like we didn't see Emprium 30 coming...
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    I randomly change my avatar every week or so
    Chilblain's Avatar
    September 2010
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    I do not see what the problem with Royzo is. He is a great fellow and he has taught me a lot. I see no reason for this sort of behavior.
    This man does not support the Revolution! He is a traitor!
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  23. Post #23
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    October 2008
    744 Posts
    Are you disagreeing with the revolution?!


    A traitor I say!
    Just saying. Also nothing will change, there will still be just as much drama and arguing as ever.
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  24. Post #24
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    July 2006
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    This man does not support the Revolution! He is a traitor!
    Maybe I am not very fond of Sparkwire because he intended to make money off teaching me animation and getting it into source. While MaxofS2D taught me it like a friend.
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  25. Post #25
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    February 2007
    13,274 Posts
    Regarding the upcoming electricity update I know some of you hold dear,

    I just think that using all your potential to create weapons based on a gimmicky theme is not something that will help improve the quality of the overall TF2 experience.
    We should be focusing on bringing TF2 back to its roots, not taking it further away from them.
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  26. Post #26
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    September 2009
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    I think I'm calling the model done now, it was really long and thin before. Next up: sounds and a more TF2-styled texture with brush strokes and all that (help?).
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  27. Post #27
    I'm a very kind and awesome person!
    Skunky's Avatar
    June 2010
    11,224 Posts
    What just happened?
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  28. Post #28
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    June 2008
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    Maybe I am not very fond of Sparkwire because he intended to make money off teaching me animation and getting it into source. While MaxofS2D taught me it like a friend.
    That was a ploy to cover up the fact that i didn't have enough time to teach anyone. please forgive me.
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  29. Post #29
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    Dennab
    April 2010
    14,106 Posts
    I'm just wondering...
    Sparkwire used to get banned very often, what happens if he gets a 1 week ban and mods are being released...
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    March 2007
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    Regarding the upcoming electricity update I know some of you hold dear,

    I just think that using all your potential to create weapons based on a gimmicky theme is not something that will help improve the quality of the overall TF2 experience.
    We should be focusing on bringing TF2 back to its roots, not taking it further away from them.
    Mad science is one of the original tenets of the TF2 artstyle.
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    Size comparison.
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    That was a ploy to cover up the fact that i didn't have enough time to teach anyone. please forgive me.
    Very well. Still, I do not see why people weren't happy with Royzo's Emporiums.

    Dang, all of this happens just as I release my taunt. Guess I'll make a new promo.
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  33. Post #33
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    October 2008
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    I think I'm calling the model done now, it was really long and thin before. Next up: sounds and a more TF2-styled texture with brush strokes and all that (help?).
    Is it supposed to be those plastic bats? Cause you could still round the top edges. And maybe make it not so bold yellow but a little whiter to actually look plasticy.
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    I'm a very kind and awesome person!
    Skunky's Avatar
    June 2010
    11,224 Posts
    I'm just wondering...
    Sparkwire used to get banned very often, what happens if he gets a 1 week ban and mods are being released...
    Fuck.
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  35. Post #35
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    December 2009
    88 Posts
    Royzo is dead, long live Sparkwire!
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  36. Post #36
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    September 2009
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    Is it supposed to be those plastic bats? Cause you could still round the top edges. And maybe make it not so bold yellow but a little whiter to actually look plasticy.
    Yeah, I asked for something simple to make, and someone suggested a "wiffle" bat for the fish, so I googled it and made this. I'll be doing more work on the texture after finishing up this presentation about the Church of Scientology I have that is due tomorrow.
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  37. Post #37
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    December 2008
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    I hope this doesn't start a cold mod war.
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  38. Post #38
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    March 2010
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    Fight the power!

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  39. Post #39
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    Can't really show what it is with a promo so here's the video.
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  40. Post #40
    Tyrannosaur Fisherman Extraordinaire (Not Game Fish)
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    May 2009
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    I laughed more then I should have with this emporium.
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