[tob]

Why... just... Why.

[sam.clarke]

My sister drives one of those. Not my choice of car, but not a bad car.

[mpntball2012]

zydos posted:

Are you fucking derptarded

I'd only buy one of those if I didn't have enough for a Ferrari but I wanted to look like I'm cool and rich

You would probably only buy a Ferrari BECAUSE it makes you look cool and rich.

[zydos]

Nah if I wanted to be a total douche I'd drive an Escalade

[lemon_lover]

it's funny because you'd be driving the wrong car. i believe you are looking for a range rover sport with the Strut package

[zydos]

And I actually enjoy driving so I'd get a Ferrari because they're beautiful pieces of automotive machinery

[NecroTitan]

zydos posted:

And I actually enjoy driving so I'd get a Ferrari because they're beautiful pieces of automotive machinery

Yes but if you actually enjoy driving then you'd buy a lotus, because speed isn't everything. Rowing through gears, pushing your tires to the edge of grip through a turn. lotus suspension> Ferrari suspension.

[zydos]

Try as you might, I think Lotus' are stupid

I still favor my moms Boxter S. That thing is fun to drive (the two times she let me)

[mpntball2012]

In a parking lot

[sam.clarke]

zydos posted:

Try as you might, I think Lotus' are stupid

I still favor my moms Boxter S. That thing is fun to drive (the two times she let me)

You say people drive a lotus because they can't afford a Ferrari. The ONLY reason you drive a Porsche Boxter is because you can't afford the 911.

[zydos]

My mom creams when she thinks about Boxters dude, not my choice in car. Thus she got one

But it's fucking awesome still. Jellymuch?

[sam.clarke]

That's not all your mum creams about.

But nah, they're not bad cars but you'd be forever reminded that you couldn't quite afford the 911, life didn't turn out quite that good.

[mpntball2012]

I hate when people say Jelly? as a defense. It annoys the every living shit out of me because no, I am honestly not jealous a single bit.

[zydos]

Sorry to offend you bro

Stilljelly?

Edited:

sam.clarke posted:

That's not all your mum creams about.

But nah, they're not bad cars but you'd be forever reminded that you couldn't quite afford the 911, life didn't turn out quite that good.

Oh yee of little faith, I live in West Vancouver, imagine Beverly Hills but Canadian. I have more money than you or any of your distant/near family will ever see in your lifetimes combined. She made the choice to get a Boxter cause she loves em, don't you wish you could afford a Porsche?

Edited:

Google image search West Vancouver. Be jelly


gimme boxes to put my money in

(User was banned for this post ("Shitposting" - Craptasket))

[Hell Strike]

your mom has more money than his distant/near family will ever see.

if my mom had a Porsche (even a fake one like a boxter) i wouldn't go flaunting it around like it made me special.

[Dysplasia]

look at me my mommy has more money than yours

[zydos]

Dysplasia posted:

look at me my mommy has more money than yours

No, mine does >:(

Edited:

Hell Strike posted:

your mom has more money than his distant/near family will ever see.

if my mom had a Porsche (even a fake one like a boxter) i wouldn't go flaunting it around like it made me special.

It doesn't make me special, someone insulted it and my mother's financial situation. I just have one and you don't

[mpntball2012]

Rich kids like that don't deserve anything they have

[zydos]

Yah man, sucks to be us

[Hell Strike]

zydos posted:

I just have one and you don't

your mom just has one and I don't.

my dad has a 1948 packard which is a pretty ballin car, but i don't go around making fun of others because they don't have one.

[mpntball2012]

Yeah, it really does actually. The money part is good, but when you act like a rich asshole, nobody likes you. You aren't grateful for what you have and constantly shove your wealth in people's faces. That's TOTALLY someone I should look up to being.

[zydos]

mpntball2012 posted:

Yeah, it really does actually. The money part is good, but when you act like a rich asshole, nobody likes you. You aren't grateful for what you have and constantly shove your wealth in people's faces. That's TOTALLY someone I should look up to being.

I only do this on the internet dude

Hahaha you kids care so much

[mpntball2012]

Ok, the fact you just do it over the internet is still utterly pathetic.

Edit: I care because I can't stand people like that.

[FlameCow]

Box cars are usually really ugly.

[zydos]

mpntball2012 posted:

Ok, the fact you just do it over the internet is still utterly pathetic.

Edit: I care because I can't stand people like that.

Well then I'm sorry bro, if you got to know me we'd be great friends

Well maybe not, you can't stand affluence

[bradley]

He even looks like a douchebag kid.



He's also gay and a furry.



Just thought I'd share this.

[zydos]

yah man, what's wrong with being gay? furry sure, we're weird, but gay? Woah man

Edited:

Two years ago.. good times

[bradley]

Funny how you've been 17 for two years.

Edited:

gtfo of automotive and go somewhere you know what you're talking about

[zydos]

Naw I like it here, it makes people angry.

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fb...type=1&theater

Edited:

Cool kid, what sleepy little hick town did you crawl out of?

[lemon_lover]

you hear about that fat hawaiian kid who traded up on craigslist from an ipod to a boxster in like 10 trades?

[bradley]

zydos posted:

Naw I like it here, it makes people angry.

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fb...type=1&theater

Edited:

Cool kid, what sleepy little hick town did you crawl out of?

Oh no, you looked at my profile and got my facebook name!

I'm from Kellyville, Oklahoma. Population ~900 something. Right now I live in Sapulpa.

Problem?

Edited:

lemon_lover posted:

you hear about that fat hawaiian kid who traded up on craigslist from an ipod to a boxster in like 10 trades?

That sounds cool as hell. Links to story?

Edited:

nvm

http://blogs.newsobserver.com/techju...-on-craigslist

[mpntball2012]

zydos posted:

Well then I'm sorry bro, if you got to know me we'd be great friends

Well maybe not, you can't stand affluence

Never said I couldn't stand affluence, just said I hated rich kids who act like you with the snotty "I have everything and you don't" attitude. I know many rich kids actually, and can get along with every one of them except for the one's who shove that said affluence into other people's faces. And it's not them that are rich; it's their parents. So you have absolutely nothing to brag about. Good day sir, enjoy being an asshole.

Whatever, you were done away with so I'll end the argument there.

[rampageturke 2]

ok he's banned now lets move on

[bradley]

Agreed.

I had the perfect car for this thread last night but I had forgot it, if I dig it up again I'll have to post it.

[rampageturke 2]

   It's Australian   

   go figure   

[SilverDragon619]

[vexxrz]

SilverDragon619 posted:

This is a car you should love.
First lotus, now this

[TheNuB]

2007> Honda CR-V

Nissian Rogue

[Second-gear-of-mgear]

SilverDragon619 posted:

I want the engine out of that just to listen to.

[vexxrz]