[rovar]

[H.N. Brown Cow]

Ask what's on the itnerary for the rest of my possibly short life

[Blargtastic]

Tell him if their plan is to torture you you're just going to off yourself, so there is literally no point.

[AwkwardMoment]

"Well... you know what I would do, to you? Given one hour, some rope, and a chair, I'd have you pleading for not only death, but a lack of an afterlife. Wanker."

[deathkid874]

reach for the shadow cross
Call deathkid874 for help

[rovar]

[AwkwardMoment]

I would still like to say my previous statement.

[rovar]

Creator's Note: Told you I'd get the updates rolling again! ;D

[Blargtastic]

Reply:

"Really? That's your big torture plot? To kill me with David? That's cliche' as fuck, and when I honor my friendship by giving David the mercy of death, you will wish I did the same to you."


Also say hi to Metei, and ask him how hell was.

[H.N. Brown Cow]

Ask them what's going to happen within the next two hours? Aside from insult flinging.

[rovar]

Blargtastic's Badass Level: 9,001

@H.N. Brown Cow: Pretty sure it's easy to guess. :3

[AwkwardMoment]

"Goodbye, Metei."

[Blargtastic]

Ask Metei:

"Before you pull that trigger, just think to yourself: where's this going to end? What could you have accomplished had things gone differently? Right now you're about to seal your fate, and the fate of humanity. With my death, and whatever more you have planned for me, the Fallen would rise uncontested and wipe this planet clean. And your last thought before their sword ran it's way through your stomach would be "I died for this, I betrayed for this, I sacrificed everything for this".

Now imagine what would've happened if you didn't pull that trigger, if you turned around and let, what, how many years of justice be dealt in one swift blow? With your aid the fallen would topple, a world saved, humanity given a second chance, and your death as well as mine would be enshrined forever amongst the greatest heroes of history. Just think about that Metei, is all I ask."

[H.N. Brown Cow]

I'm curious, can the weapons experience wear?

[rovar]

@Blargtastic: As awesome as that one, David pulled a fast one. :l
EDIT: Actually, Blarg? That was so well done, I'll work it in somehow. :3
@H.N. Brown Cow: Yes, weapons will have real world effects such as jamming, wear and tear, replacement parts needed etc.

[Blargtastic]

Fuck yes David is an ultra-bro, GO DAVID.

[H.N. Brown Cow]

I knew something was up, David didn't give us that sad look for nothing.

[Blargtastic]

rovar posted:

@Blargtastic: As awesome as that one, David pulled a fast one. :l
@H.N. Brown Cow: Yes, weapons will have real world effects such as jamming, wear and tear, replacement parts needed etc.

DJ blargtastic here, this deserves ULTRA BADASS MOMENT CHOIR

[H.N. Brown Cow]

David's Bro level: Too much Brawsomeness

Someone smack me for that, I feel so silly.

[Ultimate7MK]

Do the smug face as the man runs away or as David shoots him (however you're trying to make the story go).

[rovar]

@Blargtastic: Reread my edit. I LOVE YOUR BADASS'edness :D.

[H.N. Brown Cow]

Sit back and hope David shoots the President and pistol whips Metei to convince him to stop being a stupid traitor.

[AwkwardMoment]

Oi oi oi!? Do I get no credit for the goodbye metei line? I called that shit, mang!

[rovar]

@AwkwardMoment: Yes, yes. You do get credit.

You are a very intelligent poster. Blargtastic on the other hand has been posting here since almost the start of this thing. :3

[Blargtastic]

Ask David if he can kindly release him, and thank him for being the baddest motherfucker on Earth.

[Kyrios56]

Get David to threaten the president to release Nexus, then curb stomp Metei for being a douche.

Or listen to Blarg, but still curb stomp Metei.... Come on, we all know we want to!

[rovar]

[Blargtastic]

Liberate Metei's Deagle and point it at the president's head.

"Now, you tell me, what the fuck your big plan is."

[rovar]

Creator's Note: I don't manipulate the game towards what a player says. So if you guess something that's happened. Kudos. :D

[Rageblood]

Take Metei's bandana and blindfold the president, then hold him at gunpoint.

[Blargtastic]

^Do that and ask him if he knows of the Fallen.

[rovar]

@Rageblood: Why blindfold him? :3
You already have him at gunpoint. WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING TO DO? >:l


Also, I thank you guys for being so patient while I was sick. Hopefully, these updates were worth it. (:

[AwkwardMoment]

It was kinda obvious what was going to happen, actually. Nobody lets themselves get killed. Not men like these. 8)

[bluray]

"Im tired of C&A trying to kill me now,so Im gona pull this trigger"

[rovar]

[Blargtastic]

Tell him about the Fallen then, and exactly how fucked he would've made everything if his plans had succeeded.

[bluray]

He knows nothing,so theres no point asking him about anything unnatural *sigh*.

Say: Make C&A surrender or I´ll make a torture you´ll never forget.

[rovar]

Creator's Note: I think I'm done for tonight guys. :3

I love making David awesome. :3

Is he everyone's favorite character?

Hit agree if you think so, hit disagree if you have a different favorite character and post why! (:

[Blargtastic]

Tell the president:

"You know, for the leader of one of the most influential and potent corporations on the globe, you certainly have a shitty fucking preservation instinct."

Bitch slap him with the pistol.

[AwkwardMoment]

David is just so David. He's my favorite character, by far. Needs a custom outfit. Possibly a red shirt, black tie, and super awesome stealthy red/black arm armor and knee pads.