[PortalGod]

Come back, ST :smith:

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Funny, artistic, AND psychic? Damn, he's good.

[Mr.SpicyTornado]

acidcj posted:

Are there any ads on the webpage? (Because I don't see any, and without ads how do you make money?)

At the current moment, my brother and I are not making a cent. But I know that if we keep working hard at it, we're going to profitable very soon. How? I can't say. It's a super secret.

[KingKombat]

Mr.SpicyTornado posted:

Hey guys, I just back from a really rowdy Easter dinner. The family and I all shared a good laugh when I showed them this hate-filled thread, although Aunt Clara failed to see the humor in framing me as an ignorant bigot.

I have a bone to pick with a few of you. But rather than put it all on the line here, I'm going to respond to some of you directly (in a public manner).

MASTER TROLL OR COMPLETELY SERIOUS?

[Mr.SpicyTornado]

69105 posted:

Hello, Facepunch. I am the mother of 69105.

He has shown me this so-called thread and comic that he and his brother have been working very, very hard on and I will say that I am absolutely appalled by your rude, snide and hurtful reaction. Why would u be so cruel to innocent, childlike comics devoted entirely to killing time? I just want all of you to know that my eldest son had to borrow $30 from me to go to AppleBees, his favorite place to recover from his Aspergers Syndrome metldowns and he has yet to pay me back. That is $30 dollars that can no longer go to groceries, and I am on a fixed income. My two children do not have the social capacity to work and were hoping to use SpicyTornado as an outlet to generate income on their own. You have shattered that dream and now my two children have no idea what they should do with the $250 down-payment placed on the domain and bandwidth of the site.

You, Facepunch, should be ashamed of yourself and should apologize promptly, if not spend all of your recreational time helping SpicyTornado become the masterpiece my two sons want it to be.

And again; thank you for ruining their Easter.

Sincerely

-Martha

This is NOT my mother. My real mother doesn't even have a computer.

However, I really appreciate you having my back. Your maternal skills really are something special. I have no doubt you'll make some wide-eyed boys and girls the luckiest children in the whole world in the not so distant future.

[Frederick]

Mr.SpicyTornado posted:

This is NOT my mother. My real mother doesn't even have a computer.

However, I really appreciate you having my back. Your maternal skills really are something special. I have no doubt you'll make some wide-eyed boys and girls the luckiest children in the whole world in the not so distant future.

Artistic Genius of the Generation, I love you.

[PortalGod]

Please have my babies.

[SomTervo]

Mr.SpicyTornado posted:

I have a bone to pick with a few of you.

who

[Mr.SpicyTornado]

Zambies! posted:

This thread is... beautiful.
I shed a manly tear at this beautiful work of art. I can feel it in all five senses, I see the glory, feel it, hear it in my mind, smell the shit, and taste the poo.
I thank you for moving me so much Mr. Spicytornado. I really do.

Thank you, Zambies. I'm humbled that you enjoy my work so much. It's people like you that keep me going, even in the face of extreme hatred. :)

[Dehodson]

Mr.SpicyTornado posted:

At the current moment, my brother and I are not making a cent. But I know that if we keep working hard at it, we're going to profitable very soon. How? I can't say. It's a super secret.

Please don't quit what you're doing. You're already better than this shit

http://www.girlzngames.com/comics/2011-03-07-Swan-Dive.jpg

[Mr.SpicyTornado]

Dachande posted:

glad i could help

now help me fight for the cause

I like you, Dachande, but why do you have so much hate in your heart? What's your phone number, I really think we should talk.

[person11]

Mr.SpicyTornado posted:

Hey guys, I just back from a really rowdy Easter dinner. The family and I all shared a good laugh when I showed them this hate-filled thread, although Aunt Clara failed to see the humor in framing me as an ignorant bigot.

I have a bone to pick with a few of you. But rather than put it all on the line here, I'm going to respond to some of you directly (in a public manner).

You are taking a bunch of people on the internet way too seriously.

[Mr.SpicyTornado]

69105 posted:

This made my millenium. Thank you.

[person11]

Mr.SpicyTornado posted:

I like you, Dachande, but why do you have so much hate in your heart? What's your phone number, I really think we should talk.

Dachande, I think he is coming onto you.

[Mr.SpicyTornado]

reaperfart posted:

ddear spicy tornado you inspired me to make comics :))00 thanks

I'm thoroughly honored. I can give you some tips if you want. :)

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KingKombat posted:

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

When the fuck did I write that?

Edited:

WHAT

Edited:

I want to apologize to KingKombat for misquoting him. What he actually said was:

"This is the kinda shit I'd expect the kids in my Photoshop class to make

Unfunny tryhard comics"

Edited:

Wealth + Taste posted:

Holy shit, these guys just passed my house. I think they mean business, Jasper.

I doubt you yield wealth or taste. I challenge you.

[nigfops]

Posting in epic thread

As for Mr.SpicyTornado, some of you're jokes are half decent, just work on executing them better and try learning to draw past a third grade level.

[redwall119]

how long did it take you to write them?

cause i coulda crapped that shit out in 5 seconds

[KingKombat]

took me a while but

[Mr.SpicyTornado]

redwall119 posted:

how long did it take you to write them?

cause i coulda crapped that shit out in 5 seconds

The comics take my brother and I several hours to produce from initial brainstorming to the final product.

And, redwall, I suggest you have your colon cleansed. Here: http://www.drnatura.com/

[The Party Spy]

Mr.SpicyTornado, I like you, your posting style makes me feel all happy inside.


69105, I honestly hate you. No offence, but I do. Also why are you a gold member?

[redwall119]

should we keep it high brow or get straight down to it?

[KingKombat]

Mr.SpicyTornado posted:

The comics take my brother and I several hours to produce from initial brainstorming to the final product.

And, redwall, I suggest you have your colon cleansed. Here: http://www.drnatura.com/

i can only imagine how long it took to brainstorm the conan o brien one

shit i imagine the nicolas caged one must've been your biggest project to date

[person11]

Mr.SpicyTornado posted:

The comics take my brother and I several hours to produce from initial brainstorming to the final product.

And, redwall, I suggest you have your colon cleansed. Here: http://www.drnatura.com/

I want to use this product all the time now that I have heard of it this is revolutionary 10/10

[No Party Hats]

See, ST, you seem to be pretty damn funny, but the execution is a bit flawed. Just work on the art and you're perfect!

[The Party Spy]

KingKombat posted:

i can only imagine how long it took to brainstorm the conan o brien one

shit i imagine the nicolas caged one must've been your biggest project to date

What about the Gmail for gangsters one. I still don't get that.

[D2K5S1]

hahahahh these are great

[KingKombat]

The Party Spy posted:

What about the Gmail for gangsters one. I still don't get that.

HAHAHA GET IT?

G

-MAIL?

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE

[No Party Hats]

Also, instead of :D use :buddy: (;buddy; with the semicolons being colons) and instead of :( use :frown: (;frown; same as before)

[Pawnstick]

Blooper Reel posted:

While some of the jokes have potential but not a very good execution, I really dislike the artwork. Webcomics with bad artwork (Such as Sonichu, Girlz 'N' Gamez, Gamer Chicks, Billy the Herectic etc.) are usually laughed off the internet. I suggest you spend some time and start improvising on scriptwork and artwork. Possibly get a tablet aswell.

My avatar is originally from a pretty longrunning webcomic and the artwork improvement is very obvious. Early issues seem a bit choppy but it was pretty alright, but the recent ones have definete improvement. Penny Arcade went through this kind of thing aswell.

Also, offtopic for a second, I noticed how two of my examples of bad artwork were from girl gamer comics. I must admit, it does seem that alot of these "Girl Gamer" ones never really succeed, I mean, the only one I've seen get off the ground was NPC comics.

blooper real is gayer than spicytornado

[Moose]

yeah

[The Party Spy]

KingKombat posted:

HAHAHA GET IT?

G

-MAIL?

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE

Oh I see.



I do like that one though.

[Mr.SpicyTornado]

KingKombat posted:

i can only imagine how long it took to brainstorm the conan o brien one

shit i imagine the nicolas caged one must've been your biggest project to date

Well sometimes ideas come to my brother and I when we are doing our daily chores. For instance, I thought of the Conan O'Brien one while painting my dad's fence. My brother came up with the Segway one while at his Kung Fu Academy. Others, such as the Nicolas Cage one actually took us longer than you'd think. Haha My brother was trying to come up with a Gary Busey idea, when I accidentally mixed Gary with Nicolas Cage, and then the visual pun just came to me.

[Pawnstick]

tbh if this is an ironic satirical expression of the state of webcomics then spicytornado is a fucking GENIUS and you all deserve to fucking die

[redwall119]

Pawnstick posted:

tbh if this is an ironic satirical expression of the state of webcomics then spicytornado is a fucking GENIUS and you all deserve to fucking die

what?

[The Party Spy]

Pawnstick posted:

tbh if this is an ironic satirical expression of the state of webcomics then spicytornado is a fucking GENIUS and you all deserve to fucking die

Ok.

[Pawnstick]

redwall119 posted:

what?

<-

[SomTervo]

Mr.SpicyTornado posted:

Well sometimes ideas come to my brother and I when we are doing our daily chores. For instance, I thought of the Conan O'Brien one while painting my dad's fence. My brother came up with the Segway one while at his Kung Fu Academy. Others, such as the Nicolas Cage one actually took us longer than you'd think. Haha My brother was trying to come up with a Gary Busey idea, when I accidentally mixed Gary with Nicolas Cage, and then the visual pun just came to me.

INSIDE THE MIND OF A TRUE AUTISt

[KingKombat]

to be honest some of the jokes are kinda funny

but poorly, poorly executed. there's honestly no surroundings to the actual joke other than the joke itself being said. maybe if there were a story or, you know, CONTENT then it'd be ok i guess

but to be honest most of the "jokes" are so unclever and so easily thought of that i can't bother to laugh at them because the joke is extremely obvious and there seem to be no attempts at actually putting that joke into context or even requiring the reader to use their brain. funny comics are actually usually witty and use actual current events, as opposed to your random bursts of "entertainment"

[No Party Hats]

:golfclap:

[redwall119]

Pawnstick posted:

<-

no,

you sir are the gay one

[Pawnstick]

redwall119 posted:

no,

you sir are the gay one

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