1. Post #41
    Patroclus Rex's Avatar
    April 2011
    1,610 Posts
    Page 2 is broken!

    Edited:

    It's okay, I fixed it.
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  2. Post #42
    Dr. Conro J. Norock, Robot Sarcasm Master
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    July 2007
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    OP is fixed. Parties can now be properly thrown.
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  3. Post #43
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    Smasher 006's Avatar
    September 2009
    4,850 Posts
    Well Smasher gave me the base for the OP, which he based off Max's, so I'm not sure who's to blame for that exactly
    Unfortunately It's hard to make the OP in any other way, every other OP I've seen with boat-loads of info looks similar and you can't exactly go mad with the styling.
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  4. Post #44
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    July 2006
    21,081 Posts
    Without a SDK Portal 2 lacks of replayability. I completed the story mode and co-op story in 14 hours, and now I haven't touched it in a week.
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  5. Post #45
    Heisenberg
    Neddy's Avatar
    March 2005
    4,319 Posts
    Without a SDK Portal 2 lacks of replayability. I completed the story mode and co-op story in 14 hours, and now I haven't touched it in a week.
    Your clearly missing the portal 2 mapping thread(Ye I know its just a workaround for now) there is quite a few user created maps in there which are fun :P
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  6. Post #46
    Steam threw me in a 6gb update.

    What.
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  7. Post #47
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    August 2008
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    Anyone want to co-op with me? Note I will probably fuck about a fair amount, and make penis jokes a fair bit.

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    And it is my first run.
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  8. Post #48
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    April 2011
    406 Posts
    This was posted at the end of the last thread.

    http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2011/124/8/7/every_single_time_by_perditionist-d3fjd8i.png
    ...I don't get it. Someone explain, please?

    EDIT: OH, it's the blue disassembly chamber. Well, that's why you don't play with random people.

    Anyways, rate me late/dumb.
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  9. Post #49
    SteamDB
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    November 2007
    10,902 Posts
    This was posted at the end of the last thread.

    http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2011/124/8/7/every_single_time_by_perditionist-d3fjd8i.png
    ...I don't get it. Someone explain, please?
    She is standing in his deconstruction chamber.
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  10. Post #50
    She is standing in his deconstruction chamber.
    Oh yer!
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  11. Post #51
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    December 2008
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    P-Body's a bitch.
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  12. Post #52
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    August 2007
    697 Posts
    Anyone want to co-op with me? Note I will probably fuck about a fair amount, and make penis jokes a fair bit.

    Edited:

    And it is my first run.
    If you still want i can play, i need someone who hasn't played coop before for my final achievement "Professor portal" .
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  13. Post #53
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    September 2009
    11,678 Posts
    Good, but could you change it a bit? I want it to feel like it does ingame, with the announcer still saying 9 while talking. Could you either change the thread title to a bunch of nines or have a bunch of transparent nines behind it?
    Alright.
    I'll get on it tonight.
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  14. Post #54
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    November 2010
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    http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2011/124/8/7/every_single_time_by_perditionist-d3fjd8i.png
    That immediately reminded me of this
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  15. Post #55
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    August 2008
    15,316 Posts
    If you still want i can play, i need someone who hasn't played coop before for my final achievement "Professor portal" .
    Sorry man, just ruined that :frown:
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  16. Post #56
    few words to create space
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    January 2009
    7,876 Posts
    Anyone for free hugs?
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  17. Post #57
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    April 2009
    11,257 Posts
    That IGN article was astounding

    Yet their cuts against Chell don't survive even the most superficial scrutiny. They're insult comic jokes, GLaDOS impersonating Don Rickles. I would love to play a game with a fat protagonist where the character's weight became a recurring subject in both control and dialogue. Chell is obviously not fat. From the first test room you can see she is a slender woman. Making fun of a character for having a quality she clearly doesn't have creates a sloppy dissonance. It sacrifices thematic coherence for the sake of a zinger surprising the player with how lowbrow the super intellect is willing to go.
    did you even go through the whole thing you fucking idiot

    Edited:

    it's like he's trying to dig farther than bedrock

    Edited:

    I finished the game in two days, sending Wheatley into outer space at 4AM on a Wednesday night.
    i finished it in 4 hours or less

    the fuck
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  18. Post #58
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    October 2009
    9,196 Posts
    Gabe finally had it with all the fat jokes so he wanted to show the players how it feels.

    And it feels bad. :smith:
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  19. Post #59
    BroDuck's Buttslut
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    January 2011
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    Agh! Well. This the part where he kills us!
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  20. Post #60
    woolio1's Avatar
    November 2009
    9,053 Posts
    Agh! Well. This the part where he kills us!
    Hello! This is the part where I kill you!
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  21. Post #61
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    May 2010
    8,835 Posts
    Hello! This is the part where I kill you!
    Chapter Nine - THE PART WHERE HE KILLS YOU
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  22. Post #62
    toxicspill3457's Avatar
    November 2010
    486 Posts
    Achievement Unlocked: The Part Where He Kills You "This is that part"
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  23. Post #63
    Dr. Conro J. Norock, Robot Sarcasm Master
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    July 2007
    7,713 Posts
    Achievement Unlocked! DIDN'T READ OP
    Posted Untagged Spoilers!
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  24. Post #64
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    May 2010
    8,835 Posts
    Achievement Unlocked! DIDN'T READ OP
    Posted Untagged Spoilers!
    I'm sure everyone knows what happens by now.
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  25. Post #65
    CrumbleShake's Avatar
    June 2010
    2,438 Posts
    Achievement Unlocked! DIDN'T READ OP
    Posted Untagged Spoilers!
    It's not really a spoiler. Just a little reference.
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  26. Post #66
    Gabe Newell's Avatar
    March 2011
    1,556 Posts
    Achievement Unlocked! DIDN'T READ OP
    Posted Untagged Spoilers!
    achievements aren't spoilers
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  27. Post #67
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    June 2010
    2,438 Posts
    I have a friend who pirated it. As unbelievably pissed off as I am at him for it, at least I know I finally have someone to talk to about it. Everyone else I know (and really including him but at least he actually has the game) have completely different opinions on games to me. Namely, that they tend to think gaming is solely about action and "shooting some motherfuckers".
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  28. Post #68
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    November 2010
    486 Posts
    I have a friend who pirated it. As unbelievably pissed off as I am at him for it, at least I know I finally have someone to talk to about it. Everyone else I know (and really including him but he actually has the game) have completely different opinions on games to me. Namely, that they tend to think gaming is solely about action and "shooting some motherfuckers".
    Fuckin' computer games. How do they work?
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  29. Post #69
    All Plans Are Plan B
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    September 2010
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    Bought the game the other day and just beat it. Very enjoyable. One of my favorites I've played this year.
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  30. Post #70
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    August 2009
    6,750 Posts
    I have a friend who pirated it. As unbelievably pissed off as I am at him for it, at least I know I finally have someone to talk to about it. Everyone else I know (and really including him but at least he actually has the game) have completely different opinions on games to me. Namely, that they tend to think gaming is solely about action and "shooting some motherfuckers".
    I sent my computer to a friend of my father's ( He owns a Computer hardware import/sell company) for upgrades, when it came back I found a pirated version of portal 2 :smith:

    don't get me wrong I'm still buying it off steam, hopefully.

    Edited:

    Because Valve deserves it.
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  31. Post #71
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    December 2009
    14,136 Posts
    That immediately reminded me of this
    Burn it.

    Burn it with fire. Please.

    Ugh.
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  32. Post #72
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    July 2008
    5,911 Posts
    SDK out yet?

    Edited:

    the official one I mean
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  33. Post #73
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    September 2009
    4,850 Posts
    SDK out yet?

    Edited:

    the official one I mean
    No.
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  34. Post #74
    Gold Member
    swampie's Avatar
    July 2008
    5,911 Posts
    For fucks sake
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  35. Post #75
    BiscuitCookie's Avatar
    May 2009
    504 Posts
    Anyone feel like taking their time to slow it down so it is understandable?

    I tried but suck at making it understandable.
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  36. Post #76
    toxicspill3457's Avatar
    November 2010
    486 Posts
    Anyone feel like taking their time to slow it down so it is understandable?

    I tried but suck at making it understandable.
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  37. Post #77
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    Dennab
    May 2009
    7,354 Posts
    portal 2 was great

    but only for the two to three days after you bought it

    0 re-playability
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  38. Post #78
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    February 2011
    6,746 Posts
    Anyone up for the still alive achievement? I got it but I'm up for helping some others.

    Edited:

    portal 2 was great

    but only for the two to three days after you bought it

    0 re-playability
    Wait for SDK
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  39. Post #79
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    August 2008
    15,316 Posts
    portal 2 was great

    but only for the two to three days after you bought it

    0 re-playability
    You're doing something wrong then. Probably not playing the co-op with friends and fucking about enough? Taking the game too seriously? Not giving people enough time to come out with mods and maps? Not waiting for the DLC?

    Come on, be a man, gives us reasons for this so called zero re-playability bad critics keep bringing up.
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  40. Post #80
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    November 2010
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    Maybe someday, Valve will make a breakthrough with the Director and we'll have procedurally generated test chambers.

    If only...
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