Register
Events
Popular
More-
-
-
I REALLY enjoy killing defenseless animals, someone even wrote a biography about me right here on Facepunch!
December 2010
8,647 Posts
My Friend wrote this review of Portal 2.
It's soo cringe worthy, That it's somewhat funny.
Edited:
Its been along time....how have you been
Portal 2 what a game.Ok i’d like to start off by saying that I dont normally get shocked so when I saw that Valve the creators of the best puzzle game of the year Portal. Brought out another game I thought that it would just be the same...But I was wrong. For people that never played portal it was good. You had Chell a mute lady wearing long fall boots and you had GlaDOS a computerised mocking high pitch invisible”thing”(until you got to the end) and Chell had to run through a series of “tests” throught Aperature Science.
Vavle took that and made it better.in Portal2you play as Chell again and you wake up 99999- years after the events of Portal Once againg Valve has shocked us beacuse the first character you meet when you wake up is a chatty robot named Wheatly(fig 1) a personality core the first time you hear him you find out just how good the voice acting was amazing and as you progress throught the degrading aperture Science(fig 2) with Wheatly to the surface you go past familleir test changes and past GlaDOSes chamber were you killed her(*spoiler but you wake her*)... The games puzzles are amazing and the new gels are fun and interesting.Coop(2 or more player style gameplay) what do those words mean to you I bet they dont mean two very funny robots being squished and remade at every turn whilst wearing hats and doing Gestures well too bad beacuse thats what Valve thinks it is.Thats right in portal 2 you can play as two robots Atlas and Pbody as you do a coop story line trying to free humans for GlaDOS with yes more tests.
-
So the game is longer that I though. I'm at the repulsion gel part and the game looks more and more like Half Life. Going up to the surface.
-
If i were you id stick clear of the forums until you finish, there might be potential spoilers.
-
I actually like Chell in that. It would be interesting to see some characters other than Gordon in the HEV suit.
-
Half-Life Decay characters
-
Other people did wear the suit, just none of the main characters
-
Has anyone ever transcribed Science is Fun? I google it and get stuff that barely pertains to Portal 2, other than three videos of the piece.
-
Nice touch still keeping Chell on her tippy-toes.
-
http://www.joystiq.com/2011/06/22/ne...-since-launch/
3 mil copies sold since launch
-
So look what ThinkGeek has:
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/co...e970/?cpg=163P
Gels! They don't do anything but look cool, but hey! It's awesome for losers like me!
-
yeah, too bad their shit is always over priced.
-
That's between 150-180 million dollars.
Wowza, for a puzzle game none the less. That's pretty damn good.
http://www.celebritynetworth.com/ric...ell-net-worth/
Like he needs any more money.
-
I bet if you slathered that propulsion gel in a hallway, you'd actually move faster.
-
That's between 150-180 million dollars.
Wowza, for a puzzle game none the less. That's pretty damn good.
http://www.celebritynetworth.com/ric...ell-net-worth/
Like he needs any more money.
Valve absorbs Id. More at 11.
-
Actually, I believe he earned quite a large amount of that working at Microsoft.
He said himself that he didn't have to work again if he didn't want to, but he decided to spend it founding Valve.
-
*dies*
-
lol. silly businessmen think VALVe made Quake.That's between 150-180 million dollars.
Wowza, for a puzzle game none the less. That's pretty damn good.
http://www.celebritynetworth.com/ric...ell-net-worth/
Like he needs any more money.
did they?
-
lol. silly Roxerg is uncertain if Valve made Quake or not.
-
lol. silly Meatpuppet referenced his post, mockingly.
-
sorry about off topic but what is with the symbol right by the who is looking at this thread
-
it's just two silhouettes?
-
And what a good move that was
-
lol. silly Meatpuppet doesn't know that people can't start out as a CEO of a games company and must work for other people first.
Edited:
It sometimes does a crazy turning animation, happned to me once.
-
Old
and new
Is this degradation or what?
-
I'm not entirely sure what you're trying to say.Old
and new
Is this degradation or what?
-
He is trying to say that the colors were better when portal 2 was first shown.
Because obviously the shadows have better detail now.
-
Not only colors! Look at the back gound wall, in "beta" it looks more detailed. I don't understand why they removed them.
-
I don't know, maybe so it could fit more like a room next to the 4000 degrees Kelvin?
Or all this detailed crap prevented the player from proceeding?
-
Part 2
old
new
This is mystery for me
-
By colors, I prefer the trailer version. However, the newer one has simplicity, better shadows and There is nothing you can do to change it.
Edited:
Maybe when Valve was changing the chamber, they forgot to add all this detail.Part 2
old
new
This is mystery for me
Or they didn't want to mess a shitty PC/Xbox/PS3, so they kept everything simple.
-
Goddamn that shitty PC/Xbox/PS3 :(
-
Don't be so sad.
Make your own versions of the maps, with all of theuselessdetail you want! :buddy:
-
" useless detail". I think i am only one who interested not only in story and gameplay, but in Design too. sad
-
Sorry, but do you really think that a few hanging plants are more important than Gameplay, Story, Performance? I understand huge, important, eye-candy detail being taken out, but that's obviously not the case.
-
It looks pretty with the plants
-
Well, no sense to continue. We have different views
-
Anyone ever been to an eat n park? Its a chain restaurant up here in the northeast. They sell things called smiley cookies, and a friend in the bakery made this for me out of one. :D
-
Details are not useless thing :D
Post #2241
Funny x 28
Winner x 4
Optimistic x 1
Late x 14
Artistic x 4
Agree x 4
Informative x 1
Friendly x 1
Dumb x 1
Disagree x 1
