1. Post #3241
    Titlepocalypse 2012 participant
    Zedicus Mann's Avatar
    November 2010
    7,947 Posts
    i will break you
    With a pickaxe?
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  2. Post #3242
    Resident dragon enthusiast.
    MasterFen007's Avatar
    September 2010
    10,140 Posts
    i will break you
    Well you certainly broke your shift key just now.
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  3. Post #3243
    Lordgeorge16's Avatar
    May 2010
    6,126 Posts
    Shouldn't you be playing Minecraft right now?
    C'mon, be nice to Sneakymode. I like his MC videos and his F:NV videos.
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  4. Post #3244
    Mattey's Avatar
    August 2010
    453 Posts
    Shouldn't you be playing Minecraft right now?
    You're a ninja.

    Now that I think of it, why the hell is there a lot of people who prefers MineCRAP over PORTAL 2?

    I mean, it's not a bad game, it's just... no good enough haha.

    The sad thing is, people become addicts of that game.
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  5. Post #3245
    Resident dragon enthusiast.
    MasterFen007's Avatar
    September 2010
    10,140 Posts
    You're a ninja.

    Now that I think of it, why the hell is there a lot of people who prefers MineCRAP over PORTAL 2?

    I mean, it's not a bad game, it's just... no good enough haha.

    The sad thing is, people become addicts of that game.
    I'm one of them, I spent 15 hours playing it yesterday trying to finish my new home.
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  6. Post #3246
    Mattey's Avatar
    August 2010
    453 Posts
    I'm one of them, I spent 15 hours playing it yesterday trying to finish my new home.
    Oh MY FUCKING GOD.
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  7. Post #3247
    Lordgeorge16's Avatar
    May 2010
    6,126 Posts
    Oh MY FUCKING GOD.
    Step 1. Turn off caps lock.
    Step 2. Stop overreacting over everything that you don't like.
    Step 3. Stop shitposting.
    Step 4. Work on your grammar.
    Step 5. Stop treating Facepunch like Reddit or Facebook.
    Step 6. Post less, lurk more.
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  8. Post #3248
    wait.. using [color] tags counts towards characters used? fuck. I have like 4 spa
    LasGunz's Avatar
    June 2005
    9,036 Posts
    Step 7. Subscribe, watch, like and favorite MrSneakymode stuff.
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  9. Post #3249
    Lordgeorge16's Avatar
    May 2010
    6,126 Posts
    Step 7. Subscribe, watch, like and favorite MrSneakymode stuff.
    Hey Sneaky, I was wondering if you'd like to play Portal 2 some time? :buddy:

    I think you're a pretty funny guy and your videos are excellent. I practically shat myself when I saw that Giant Radscorpion following you in Fallout: New Vegas, and I was on the edge of my seat for the rest of the video. Your Aether let's play is also my favorite series at the moment.
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  10. Post #3250
    Sentryturret's Avatar
    May 2011
    194 Posts
    I would rather play with the numerous games I've already got before getting addicted to yet another one! Already spent a lot this summer thanks to the summer sale!
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  11. Post #3251
    conan96's Avatar
    June 2008
    1,015 Posts
    Now that I think of it, why the hell is there a lot of people who prefers MineCRAP over PORTAL 2?
    Really? You found your pun so amusing that you had to type it in caps lock? That's pretty sad.
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  12. Post #3252
    Resident dragon enthusiast.
    MasterFen007's Avatar
    September 2010
    10,140 Posts
    Greg why did you get P2 just now? Why the fuck didn't you pre-order it you silly little thing!?
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  13. Post #3253
    Gold Member
    Butthurter's Avatar
    August 2007
    8,941 Posts
    What are some console commands I can use to force some awesome graphics settings?

    I'm using:
    just a hint, mat_picmip -10 doesnt work in 2009+ source engine games
    the default highest value in valves recent games is -1, and unlike in tf2, it actually serves as the -10 value but named as -1
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  14. Post #3254
    Gold Member
    t h e's Avatar
    February 2011
    5,633 Posts
    Greg why did you get P2 just now? Why the fuck didn't you pre-order it you silly little thing!?
    Cause its price is half its pre-order price
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  15. Post #3255
    Cows Rule's Avatar
    October 2008
    2,644 Posts
    Bumpmaps kinda look nice in the wheatley levels, mostly on the black panels, gives them detail.
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  16. Post #3256
    Xehanort's Avatar
    August 2007
    692 Posts
    Wheres my summer DLC?!
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  17. Post #3257
    Facepunch's Resident Game Center CX Expert
    Mio Akiyama's Avatar
    November 2010
    8,193 Posts
    Wheres my summer DLC?!
    September
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  18. Post #3258
    I love bestiality!
    a-cookie's Avatar
    May 2009
    3,368 Posts
    I still don't have portal 2. :'(

    Doesn't help to never have spare money.
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  19. Post #3259
    Gold Member
    JimJam707's Avatar
    May 2011
    1,228 Posts
    I still don't have portal 2. :'(

    Doesn't help to never have spare money.
    If you do get spare money order it from Amazon here for a few pounds less and you get a DVD so no slow download.
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  20. Post #3260
    Gold Member
    Talishmar's Avatar
    March 2007
    4,640 Posts
    just a hint, mat_picmip -10 doesnt work in 2009+ source engine games
    the default highest value in valves recent games is -1, and unlike in tf2, it actually serves as the -10 value but named as -1
    Why does it seem that old source games have it stuck on medium or low?
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  21. Post #3261
    Cows Rule's Avatar
    October 2008
    2,644 Posts
    Are you saying Half Life 2 could look better?
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  22. Post #3262
    Kyo
    Gold Member
    Kyo's Avatar
    February 2011
    438 Posts
    Just got my aunt to order me a bunch of Portal 2 shirts from the Valve Store <3
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  23. Post #3263
    razorbeamz's Avatar
    April 2011
    965 Posts
    Are you saying Half Life 2 could look better?
    Well, it could. Some of those textures are kinda ugly, like the jeep.
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  24. Post #3264
    Sentryturret's Avatar
    May 2011
    194 Posts
    Well, it could. Some of those textures are kinda ugly, like the jeep.
    It's from 2004. What do you expect, high definition graphics and high quality textures?

    ETA: I think the graphics are quite good- some of the landscapes are really nice looking.
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  25. Post #3265
    p0rtalplayer's Avatar
    January 2010
    807 Posts
    Guy uses portal to propose to his girlfriend

    VALVE HELPS

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  26. Post #3266
    razorbeamz's Avatar
    April 2011
    965 Posts
    So that must have been the more Portal Stuff Ellen recorded.
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  27. Post #3267
    Gabe Newell's Avatar
    March 2011
    1,556 Posts
    "so dad how did you propose to mom"

    "well that's a funny story i had to use a vi-i mean i saved her from getting mauled by a bear and it was just a spur of the moment thing"
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  28. Post #3268
    Irespawnoften's Avatar
    February 2009
    2,609 Posts
    And thus valve convinced me that behind hat fortress 2 lies one of the few bros of gaming.
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  29. Post #3269
    Gold Member
    Bob The Poster's Avatar
    March 2011
    635 Posts
    Guy uses portal to propose to his girlfriend

    VALVE HELPS

    And yet a few pages ago somebody posted this

    Didn't know where to put this so I leave it here:
    Coincidence?
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  30. Post #3270
    Dr. Conro J. Norock, Robot Sarcasm Master
    Conro101's Avatar
    July 2007
    7,651 Posts
    Holy shit that's awesome


    GLaDOS seemed to be rushing those elevators at high speeds
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  31. Post #3271
    [B][URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tacos"]Tacos![/URL][/B]
    Jurikuer's Avatar
    April 2008
    5,448 Posts
    Holy shit that's awesome


    GLaDOS seemed to be rushing those elevators at high speeds
    It was a very important occasion. She did not want to be late.

    The level design was really well done too. Kudos to the designer.
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  32. Post #3272
    npx190's Avatar
    October 2009
    884 Posts
    Aw man! Can you imagine the look on Stephanie's face, when she heard GlaDOS actually address her? Of course recording Steph's reaction now would not be quite the same as the first time she heard that, but when you consider all that work in this, and the amount of people that will continue to see this, Gary does not deserve to get a no proposal. Pretty impressive for an 18 year old.
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  33. Post #3273
    Gold Member
    KingKombat's Avatar
    April 2009
    11,093 Posts
    Getting married at 18? good luck with that

    Anyways, that was pretty fucking sweet. I like when the room transforms into an altar. Whoever designed that map knows what the fuck they're doing.
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  34. Post #3274
    Best ~porn artist~ 2011
    Gilboron's Avatar
    November 2009
    1,102 Posts
    Wow, the winner of the "Exile Vilify" contest was featured in Humo. For those not living in Belgium, that's a (relatively) high-brow television and radio magazine, so I guess that's actually pretty cool. (They also featured Team Fortress 2 when it became free-to-play.)


    Translation: The National once again puts on a sublime moping for the soundtrack of the game 'Portal 2'; fan C.F. Meister and his sock puppet won the accompanying video contest.
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  35. Post #3275
    Gold Member
    KingKombat's Avatar
    April 2009
    11,093 Posts
    i still think 2nd place should've been 1st

    Edited:

    actually i mean 1.00001th
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  36. Post #3276
    Gold Member
    Tuskin's Avatar
    January 2005
    13,155 Posts
    Guy uses portal to propose to his girlfriend

    VALVE HELPS

    That is cute.
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  37. Post #3277
    Sentryturret's Avatar
    May 2011
    194 Posts
    That was so adorable! How could you say no to a proposal like that?
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  38. Post #3278
    Gold Member
    KingKombat's Avatar
    April 2009
    11,093 Posts
    That was so adorable! How could you say no to a proposal like that?
    how can you say no to giving him a bj after that
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  39. Post #3279
    Everyone has a $1 title
    Dj-J3's Avatar
    November 2008
    6,550 Posts
    how can you say no to giving him a bj after that
    I wouldn't
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  40. Post #3280
    Resident dragon enthusiast.
    MasterFen007's Avatar
    September 2010
    10,140 Posts
    I wouldn't
    I would, to be perfectly honest.
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