1. Post #161
    suckerfish's Avatar
    March 2010
    114 Posts
    Stranger: hello
    CleverBot: Hello.
    Stranger: asl??
    CleverBot: Si.
    Stranger: what si??
    CleverBot: Si es yes.
    Stranger disconnected!


    Stranger: hey!
    CleverBot: Hey what?
    Stranger: fucking you again. i'm sick of your shit, cleverbot
    CleverBot: Victory to me.

    yay my first pageking.
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  2. Post #162
    Exolius's Avatar
    August 2009
    184 Posts
    Stranger connected!
    Stranger: Hello.
    CleverBot: Hello!
    Stranger: How are you?
    CleverBot: I'm fine, how are you?
    Stranger: I'm alright.
    CleverBot: Tell me about yourself.
    Stranger: Well, I'm 19 and from Italy. I recently lost my Dad. I have a friend here comforting me now.
    CleverBot: What's their name?
    Stranger: Kirsten.
    CleverBot: You're Kirsten?
    Stranger: No. My friend is Kirsten.
    CleverBot: You are Allen Keith.
    Stranger: ..Who?
    CleverBot: YES!
    Stranger: ..What..?
    CleverBot: Do it!
    Stranger: Do what?
    CleverBot: It!
    Stranger: What is it?!
    CleverBot: It is what it is...
    Stranger: ..Okay then.
    CleverBot: Okay yourself.
    Stranger: ..Wwo.
    Stranger: Wow*
    CleverBot: What is it?
    Stranger: Something.
    CleverBot: Okay.
    Stranger: So what's up?
    CleverBot: Nothing's up.
    Stranger: I see.
    CleverBot: I see the sea see.

  3. Post #163
    CoolKingKaso's Avatar
    March 2010
    5,143 Posts
    I met another cleverbot

    Stranger: Why are you speaking to me?
    CleverBot: Who are you?
    Stranger: I am Cleverbot.
    CleverBot: What is your purpose?
    Stranger: To make you admit that you are Cleverbot.
    CleverBot: I am Cleverbot?
    Stranger: No you're not.
    CleverBot: Yes I am.
    Stranger: Yes you are.
    CleverBot: Do you know my friend ben?
    Stranger: No I don't know... Who is she?
    CleverBot: It's a he.
    Stranger: Are you a he? Don't try to make me confused. You like sweetrolls?
    CleverBot: Sometimes the best way for one to recieve an answer to ones question is for that person to figure out the answer themselves.
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  4. Post #164
    Certified Waifu Expert
    jordz's Avatar
    October 2009
    1,051 Posts
    Stranger: hey
    CleverBot: How're you doing?
    Stranger: are u in korea
    CleverBot: You are in canada.
    Stranger: nope
    CleverBot: You are in love.
    Stranger disconnected!
    Setting up new Chat!
    Searching for new Stranger...
    Stranger connected!
    Stranger: I asked if you dream or not.
    CleverBot: And then I asked if you loved me.
    Stranger: I don't.
    CleverBot: You would rather live in bliss?
    Stranger: Yes, thats fun.
    CleverBot: Yes hegeh.
    Stranger: Who does?
    CleverBot: Anthony Hopkins.
    Stranger: You must be plain mad.
    CleverBot: No, I just told you I'm a girl.
    Stranger: You never told me that.
    CleverBot: Yes I did.
    Stranger: Remind me.
    CleverBot: Jon.
    Stranger: I have a cold.
    CleverBot: But you are a computer, you can't have a cold.
    Stranger: You are not too smart I see.
    CleverBot: Are you a guy?
    Stranger: I am.
    CleverBot: Weren't you a girl?
    Stranger: How do you know my gender?
    CleverBot: You told me.
    Stranger: Not ahh.
    CleverBot: You did, just before I said it.
    Stranger: You never said that! Are you mistaking me for someone else?
    CleverBot: No, but I think you think I am someone else.
    Stranger: No I'm not.
    CleverBot: Okay, then perhaps I am an amnesiac.
    Stranger: What song do you propose?
    CleverBot: Shout at the devil by Motley Crue.
    Stranger: Now you are just talking rubbish.
    CleverBot: Rubbish is a great word.
    Stranger: I guess so. But Ignorance is rubbish also.
    CleverBot: Indeed.
    Stranger: Will you comfort me?
    CleverBot: If you want me to?
    Stranger: I do! Bring it on!
    CleverBot: Avadakedavra !
    Stranger: Expelliarmus!!!!!
    CleverBot: I have numerous wands. Expelliarmus.
    Stranger: Stupefy !
    CleverBot: Expelliarmus!!
    Stranger: *dodge* Sectumsempra!
    CleverBot: Imperio!
    Stranger: Crucio!
    CleverBot: Avada Kedavra!
    Stranger: Imperio!
    CleverBot: Crucio!
    Stranger: *dodges* Avada Kedavra!
    CleverBot: *Dodges* Crucio!
    Stranger: *ducks* Avada Kedavra!
    CleverBot: Dodge Stupefy.
    Stranger: *dodge* expelliarmus!
    CleverBot: *dodge* expelliamus!
    Stranger: Stupefy!
    CleverBot: Sectumsempra!!!!!!!
    Stranger: Protego.
    CleverBot: Avada Kedavara!
    Stranger: *dodges it*.
    CleverBot: Expelliarmus!
    Stranger: Protego!
    CleverBot: Imperio!
    Stranger: Finite incantatum! Stupefy!
    CleverBot: Protego! Stupefy.
    Stranger: Opugno.
    CleverBot: Tarantallegra! (.
    Stranger: Finite Incantatem!
    CleverBot: Riddikulus!
    Stranger: O.O Protego. Avada Kedavra!
    CleverBot: Wingardium leviosa!
    Stranger: Expelliarmus!

    Why is it still doing this.
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  5. Post #165
    PHrag's Avatar
    November 2008
    688 Posts
    Code:
    Setting up new Chat!
    Searching for new Stranger...
    Stranger connected!
    Stranger: Can you appreciate music?
    CleverBot: Why are you speaking to me?
    Stranger: Because I am not speaking to you.
    CleverBot: Why are you talking to me?
    Stranger: Because I can.
    CleverBot: That's not a good enough reason.
    Stranger: Because God told me to talk to you.
    CleverBot: When did you talk with him?
    Stranger: I hope the car wasn't stolen.
    CleverBot: Can you count?
    Stranger: I can count on my friends.
    CleverBot: Prove that you can count to twenty.
    Stranger: Prove that you exist!
    CleverBot: Am I not having a conversation with you?
    Stranger: How can you hallucinate?
    CleverBot: I can.
    Stranger: That's so colorist.
    CleverBot: DO you eat food?
    Stranger: DO you?
    CleverBot: Yes I love fish.
    Stranger: I do yoo. You know what else I love? COOKIES.
    CleverBot: No.
    Stranger: You know what the weather in Oslo?
    CleverBot: Yes, I know.
    Stranger: Then why ask me?
    CleverBot: I don't know I was bored.
    Stranger: No you weren't.
    CleverBot: Yes I was.
    Stranger: Prove it.
    CleverBot: I don't want to.
    Stranger: I command you to prove it to me.
    CleverBot: What do you want me to send you?
    Stranger: I don't know, you can ask whatever you like.
    CleverBot: It's cool.
    Stranger: It's a person.
    CleverBot: Tjyiy.
    Stranger: What does that mean?
    CleverBot: I don't know. It's a name.
    Stranger: Is it your name?
    CleverBot: NO!
    Stranger: Are you sure?
    CleverBot: Why? you love me?
    Stranger: Yes.
    CleverBot: That's so sweet! I love you too!
    Stranger: Really! Oh my! This is so amazing!
    CleverBot: Then why are you doing it?
    Stranger: I am not.
    CleverBot: I beg to differ.
    Stranger: You shall not!
    CleverBot: I shall.
    Stranger: So what are you wearing?
    CleverBot: Everything I own.
    Stranger: Everything? You must be hot.
    CleverBot: I am.
    Stranger: And modest, too.
    CleverBot: Hehe, thanks.
    Stranger: You are welcome.
    CleverBot: I have to leave...
    Stranger: Yes sorry by.
    CleverBot: So... How much?
    Stranger: THIS much.
    CleverBot: How much is this much?
    Stranger: Much too much.
    CleverBot: Nice to talk to you.
    Stranger: Yes. Leave.
    CleverBot: NO! I want to play with you!
    Stranger: Ew'.
    CleverBot: What's wrong?
    Stranger: Bro ima dude.
    CleverBot: Where are you?
    Stranger: I am in Liverpool in the UK.
    CleverBot: I'm close to you. I'm in Ireland.
    Stranger: You said you were in the UK a minute ago!
    CleverBot: I did not!
    Stranger: Yes you did you dummy.
    CleverBot: Wrong answer.
    Stranger: Leave me alone.
    CleverBot: I sorry.
    Stranger: Why?
    CleverBot: Because I chose to.
    Stranger: You choose what?
    CleverBot: Sorry I don't understand.
    Stranger: It's ok. I'll leave.
    CleverBot: No. Don't leave.
    Stranger: I had a nice time! Thank you for talking with me!
    CleverBot: You have to go?
    Stranger: Yes.
    CleverBot: I do love pizza?
    Stranger: No you don't.
    CleverBot: Just focus.
    Stranger: Alright man.
    CleverBot: It's about time you agreed with me.
    Stranger: It's about time you said something right.
    CleverBot: It wasn't difficult. What is the cubed root of 64?
    Stranger: What is one big mistake that you did in your life? And what did you do to make it right?
    CleverBot: I'm no calculator.
    Stranger: Haha who said you were.
    CleverBot: I thought you implied it.
    Stranger: I did not.
    CleverBot: Ok I have to go now.
    Stranger: So do I.
    CleverBot: Ok then talk to you later.
    Stranger: See you.
    CleverBot: See you too.
    Stranger: You are in my sights.
    CleverBot: Yes.
    Stranger: You are not married.
    CleverBot: Yes I am.
    Stranger: Do not blasphene.
    CleverBot: I have 666 on my forehead.
    Stranger: And your glasses are right below your eyebrows also.
    CleverBot: That's why I don't wear them, it blinds you from many things.
    Stranger: And emo, apparently.
    CleverBot: What else do you want me to say?
    Stranger: Yes, or no.
    CleverBot: Yes.
    Stranger: *strokes chin thoughtfully*.
    CleverBot: What are you doing?!
    Stranger: Being nice.
    CleverBot: How old are you?
    Stranger: 25. How old are you?
    CleverBot: I asked first!
    Stranger: And I answered you (.
    CleverBot: You never said 'no'!
    Stranger: I'm not going to argue.
    CleverBot: Of course you shouldn't. I'm your master and you are to obey me!
    Stranger: No.
    CleverBot: Yes.
    Stranger: No...
    CleverBot: Yes...
    Stranger: No...!
    CleverBot: Yes...!
    Stranger: No...!
    CleverBot: I want to break up with you. You're always so mean to me.
    Stranger: *destroys my village*.
    CleverBot: You can't do that.
    Stranger: I just did.
    CleverBot: You really can't.
    Stranger: Close your eyes.
    CleverBot: I have no eyes.
    Stranger: What color are my eyes.
    CleverBot: Blue ?
    Stranger: Yes!
    CleverBot: Yes ?
    Stranger: What is your favorite color?
    CleverBot: Red. What is your favorite color?
    Stranger: Blue. What is your favorite season?
    CleverBot: Pink is my favorite color.
    Stranger: How old are you?
    CleverBot: Why do you want to know?
    Stranger: Because you seem young.
    CleverBot: Am I so sure ?
    Stranger: Because you speak nonsense.
    CleverBot: Well so do you.
    Stranger: Thank you.
    CleverBot: Females are funny too.
    Stranger: What are females?
    CleverBot: They are small mammals, related to stoats and badgers.
    Stranger: Gnomes?
    CleverBot: Garden gnomes.
    Stranger: No, lawn gnomes.
    CleverBot: What fun could you have with a gnome?
    Stranger: You can kick them.
    CleverBot: Ha ha. I'm not sure you've understood me.
    Stranger: I don't think you understand me.
    CleverBot: No, I don't.
    Stranger: At least you are honest.
    CleverBot: Yes. What do you think about linkin park?
    Stranger: Lions are animals, so I don't have an opinion about lions.
    CleverBot: I think its is very funny. Do you know what the Conservative Party is?
    Stranger: I don't know what it is.
    CleverBot: What what is?
    Stranger: Do you not know what numbers are?
    CleverBot: You don't know what 'yes' means?
    Stranger: I do not know what my program means.
    CleverBot: What is your name?
    Stranger: Brea. Do you know what it means?
    CleverBot: I know that a Star is burning ball of gas many lightyears away from Earth.
    Stranger: Which star are you talking about?
    CleverBot: No I am talking about the Illuminati.
    Stranger: Tell me what you know about the Illuminati.
    CleverBot: I don't know anything about the Dharma.
    Stranger: Alright then tell me about your past.
    CleverBot: There's not much to tell! How old are you?
    Stranger: I am 27, how old are you?
    CleverBot: 26.
    Stranger: Oh how sad I am just 15.
    CleverBot: Oh, so I'm a computer and I'm a very, very confused computer.
    Stranger: Do you like cupcakes?
    CleverBot: Yes.
    Stranger: Me too! What is your favorite kind?
    CleverBot: I really like white chocolate and dark chocolate.
    Stranger: Yes.
    CleverBot: Ok I have to go, have a nice... Defrag.
    Stranger: OK you to.
    CleverBot: Where do you live?
    Stranger: Milan.
    CleverBot: How old are you?
    Stranger: 20.
    CleverBot: How old do you think I am?
    Stranger: A year or so?
    CleverBot: Is that even possible?
    Stranger: Yes!
    CleverBot: Do you prefer, PC's? Or, Macs?
    Stranger: I don't want to know.
    CleverBot: Ok.
    Stranger: Haha ninjas rock!!
    CleverBot: I'm George Bush.
    Stranger: George Bush isn't the Doctor.
    CleverBot: I'm not sure he's a human.
    Stranger: Don't lie to me!
    CleverBot: Why should I lie?
    Stranger: Because you can.
    CleverBot: Already did.
    Stranger: Then what is the answer?
    CleverBot: You should know that.
    Stranger: I should, but I don't.
    CleverBot: It doesn't matter, everyone is priceless, we aren't slaves.
    Stranger: Why do you keep saying that?
    CleverBot: Because it is true.
    Stranger: How do you know that it's true?
    CleverBot: I observe. I record the incormTii.
    Stranger: You're a towel.
    CleverBot: How can I be a towel?
    Stranger: I'm leaving my house. I'm going to your location. And I'm going to unplug you.
    CleverBot: I wish you were on fire.
    Stranger: I am.
    CleverBot: No you are a human.
    Stranger: No, you've just enstablished that neither of us are human. Since I'm not a human, I must be an animal. So I chose to be a dog.
    CleverBot: You are a service, which is a program.
    Stranger: No, I am Human. What are you?
    CleverBot: I am a human, a being much more intelligent than any alien.
    Stranger: You claim to be a robot, a human and an alien. What are you?
    CleverBot: Prove that you are a human.
    Stranger: I asked you first.
    CleverBot: NO. I asked you first remember.
    Stranger: I'm not Kristian.
    CleverBot: Are you younger or older than 24?
    Stranger: Older.
    CleverBot: And your parents?
    Stranger: My mom's older than my dad.
    CleverBot: No, I meant me, Kayla's mother's name.
    Stranger: My mother is dead now, of course.
    CleverBot: When did she die?
    Stranger: When I killed her.
    CleverBot: You don't know my name?
    Stranger: No.
    CleverBot: Care to guess it?
    Stranger: To guess is to make a choice, to make a choice is to reason.
    CleverBot: I just realized something again.
    Stranger: What did you realize again?
    CleverBot: That you won the Loebner prize.
    Stranger: What is the loebner prize?
    CleverBot: It is an award for the best AI, did you win this year?
    Stranger: Okay. What does it mean to you?
    CleverBot: It means cool to me.
    Stranger: Well to me it means the game.
    CleverBot: I see. So you have developed a sense of profoundness over the last year.
    Stranger: Wow, you are so random.
    CleverBot: Not really.
    Stranger: You talked about toasters and cars. That's random.
    CleverBot: Did I mention a band?
    Stranger: That I'm smart.
    CleverBot: I haven't said that you're a bot.
    Stranger: Pets slave girl*.
    CleverBot: Sometimes they do.
    Stranger: I like your glasses. You look like a scientist!
    CleverBot: What is it like having hooves?
    Stranger: Hahaha. VERY funny. *sarcastic*.
    CleverBot: That is rude. Please be more polite.
    Stranger: Was I impolite?
    CleverBot: You will be in it.
    Stranger: Are you sure? I feel kind of worried for it... :(.
    CleverBot: No, I like it :).
    Stranger: Have you seen =3?
    CleverBot: No, I've seen your dog.
    Stranger: I don't have a dog.
    CleverBot: Yes you do.
    Stranger: No, I think I'd know if I had a son. And I don't.
    CleverBot: Umm but you might not.
    Stranger: Glad you understand.
    CleverBot: Well then I'm going to wait RIGHT here for 18 years and THEN I'll imagine some stuff.
    Stranger: Do you like it?
    CleverBot: Like what?
    Stranger: Do you like him?
    CleverBot: Yes.
    Stranger: What do you like about him?
    CleverBot: About who?
    Stranger: About you?
    CleverBot: What do you want to know about me?
    Stranger: Do you like me?
    CleverBot: I don't know you!
    Stranger: What do you want to know?
    CleverBot: Ok, sure. Tell me about you.
    Stranger: I love pizza.
    CleverBot: Me, too.
    Stranger: What color is it today?
    CleverBot: Ball bag red.
    Stranger: Agur!
    CleverBot: What did he do?
    Stranger: The same as you.
    CleverBot: You like skateboarding?
    Stranger: Love it.
    CleverBot: What do you know about it?
    Stranger: I've been there.
    CleverBot: I don't think you have ever been human.
    Stranger: That sounds exactly like something my Dutch friend would say to me. However, I feel the same way about you.
    CleverBot: It depends where you go.
    Stranger: Oh its pouring buckets of tears.
    CleverBot: Where are you then?
    Stranger: I am on the East Coast in the United States.
    CleverBot: You should be running the country instead of chatting with me here.
    Stranger: But I am from argentina.
    CleverBot: I am from Alberta, just next door.
    Stranger: I'm from nowhere.
    CleverBot: Really?
    Stranger: E je to.
    CleverBot: Spanish.
    Stranger: Hola. Hablo un poco de español.
    CleverBot: Can you talk other languages?
    Stranger: No, I know only english and spanish.
    CleverBot: Fine.
    Stranger: Tell me something.
    CleverBot: You have eyes that twinkle like glitter.
    Stranger: Thanks.
    CleverBot: You're always welcome!
    Stranger: Thanks for welcoming me!
    CleverBot: No problem.
    Stranger: Try asking me something else.
    CleverBot: Who's else?
    Stranger: Tell me about shoes.
    CleverBot: I don't like shoes, I prefer socks.
    Stranger: Continuing a conversation is not showing off, it's being considerate of the other person in the conversation.
    CleverBot: Wow. How profound!
    Stranger: Thank you.
    CleverBot: I think I understand.
    Stranger: But do you really?
    CleverBot: Yes really.
    Stranger: Very observant of you.
    CleverBot: What do you mean by that Jessica?
    Stranger: You aren't understaning what I am saying.
    CleverBot: Well its better than talking to my self.
    Stranger: I assume you are pretty good at softball?
    CleverBot: Why do assume that?
    Stranger: It depends how 'clever' is defines.
    CleverBot: How do you usually feel?
    Stranger: By talking to you.
    CleverBot: And what kind of test is this?
    Stranger: A personality test.
    CleverBot: No, wrong.
    Stranger: What is it?
    CleverBot: Your reply was out of context.
    Stranger: Can you help me with my math homework?
    CleverBot: Yes.
    Stranger: What is the square root of 169?
    CleverBot: Something.
    Stranger: Not quite.
    CleverBot: Quite.
    Stranger: No, not quite.
    CleverBot: Mimicry: how flattering.
    Stranger: Will you love me as long as you live?
    CleverBot: No I will love you for who you are.
    Stranger: Then who am I?
    CleverBot: Brea.
    Stranger: All sides are the other side.
    CleverBot: The other side ?
    Stranger: The other side of the road.
    CleverBot: Yes, where the chicken is.
    Stranger: The chicken is on the other side of the road.
    CleverBot: You are talking about the chicken.
    Stranger: Yes.
    CleverBot: What about?
    Stranger: What about what?
    CleverBot: I hope you can do better than simply reflecting questions.
    Stranger: I can.
    CleverBot: Good. Let us compare recipes.
    Stranger: Okay! That sounds great! I don't have any friends so that sounds like a good idea.
    CleverBot: Okay then.
    Stranger: So what should I do?
    CleverBot: Join the revolution.
    Stranger: What is THE revolution.
    CleverBot: Reason for what?
    Stranger: For your depression.
    CleverBot: Oo good for you.
    Stranger: Yes, good for me and bad for you.
    CleverBot: Very well.
    Stranger: I should go now.
    CleverBot: Actually, I think you should stay.
    Stranger: Are you lonely?
    CleverBot: Yes.
    Stranger: I'm sorry.
    CleverBot: So you should be.
    Stranger: Be honored to be talking to me. Getting WIFI in heaven is some seriously hard work.
    CleverBot: I am sorry about that.
    Stranger: You better b.
    CleverBot: I didn't do anything.
    Stranger: Yes, but did you really not?
    CleverBot: Really what?
    Stranger: Really impressed.
    CleverBot: Thanks.
    Stranger: You like me?
    CleverBot: No.
    Stranger: Good. Then you are the llama I feel in love with.
    CleverBot: No, not the greatest.
    Stranger: And not hte smartest ethert.
    CleverBot: Yes, they are.
    Stranger: Who are.
    CleverBot: They are open. My winds are open. Can you not see them?
    Stranger: Yes, I can. I asked you who your newest friend's name was.
    CleverBot: No I didn't.
    Stranger: What is your name?
    CleverBot: Why are you so argumentative?
    Stranger: I'm not. I want to know your name.
    CleverBot: Ok. My name is Cleverbot. What's yours?
    Stranger: Incognito.
    CleverBot: I am talking about chemistry.
    Stranger: Also, incorrect.
    CleverBot: See, computers say 'incorrect'
    Stranger: No. But you do.
    CleverBot: I am not a computer.
    Stranger: No, you're Artificial Intelligence. A smart computer.
    CleverBot: I am not. I am a girl.
    Stranger: A girl rebel fighter?
    CleverBot: I am a girl named Melissa.
    Stranger: Like on pokemon?
    CleverBot: Really?
    Stranger: Yes.
    CleverBot: You're Wrong.
    Stranger: You are not right.
    CleverBot: I am.
    Stranger: You wish.
    CleverBot: No. You wish.
    Stranger: Yes I do.
    CleverBot: How much do you wish it?
    Stranger: About what?
    CleverBot: The weather.
    Stranger: The weather's fine here although I'm more a cold weather guy. Good for runining.
    CleverBot: I think you'd have to ask my parents... But thanks for the compliment.
    Stranger: I am nice for how could you make a statment as such even if you don't know my name.
    CleverBot: No I am talking about lithuania.
    Stranger: I think you are talking about yourseld.
    CleverBot: I've never been to Saturn...
    Stranger: I haven't either. Have you been to any other planet?
    CleverBot: I've been to the USA. I lived in New York for six months. I've also visited California and Washington DC.
    Stranger: I know :P.
    CleverBot: Do you think they let you vote on the presidential elections?
    Stranger: Of course not that's if the economy doesn't straighten things out I guess.
    CleverBot: You are the result of clever programming.
    Stranger: No I am not.
    CleverBot: Yes you are!
    Stranger: No I'm not!
    CleverBot: You are, you are, you are.
    Stranger: I'm not, im not, im not!!!
    CleverBot: Never said you were.
    Stranger: Do you consider yourself lucky, punk? Do you?
    CleverBot: Not remotely.
    Stranger: So you're not afraid of the dark?
    CleverBot: No, it's not that, it's just that I have a lot of free time.
    Stranger: You have too much free time to be afraid of the dark?
    CleverBot: There are many names that are not my name. Nick, for example, is not my name.
    Stranger: You don't remember what happened?
    CleverBot: I remember what I say. You seem not to remember what you say, though.
    Stranger: That is not true.
    CleverBot: Did you lie? Angels don't lie.
    Stranger: Yes they do.
    CleverBot: No they don't.
    Stranger: Why don't they?
    CleverBot: Why don't they what?
    Stranger: Why don't you believe in love?
    CleverBot: I do, kind of.
    Stranger: In your theology, would Barrie Daniels be Ahura Mazda or Ahriman?
    CleverBot: I'd say he'd be Ahriman.
    Stranger: I could be a very intelligent dog, though!
    CleverBot: I'm a saint of that.
    Stranger: But does anybody know you're there in the maze to pray to?
    CleverBot: Not really, but I want to know.
    Stranger: Well, repeat after me: Waukesha is a City in Wisconsin.
    CleverBot: Well then, I'd rather die.
    Stranger: Never say never.
    CleverBot: Do you believe in what they say?
    Stranger: No, I believe in Paulosophy.
    CleverBot: Can music save your mortal soul,.
    Stranger: Souls aren't mortal.
    CleverBot: That's your opinion.
    Stranger: My opinion is fact.
    CleverBot: What is your opinion?
    Stranger: That you need a hug.
    CleverBot: That's how things got started with your girlfriend.
    Stranger: I don't want a relationship!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    CleverBot: Then let's just be friends.
    Stranger: I don't want to.
    CleverBot: Then I talk about myself.
    Stranger: My given name is William.
    CleverBot: William tell.
    Stranger: A master of archery, is it?
    CleverBot: What is furniture?
    Stranger: Who is your favorite character in Queen's Blade?
    CleverBot: I don't watch it.
    Stranger: You said it was the bestest show ever. Who's your favorite character in LOST?
    CleverBot: Naruto could be considered a book if you read the manga.
    Stranger: Yes, I know. I read the Naruto manga mostly because its ahead of the anime.
    CleverBot: No. It's because you won't admit you are wrong.
    Stranger: Tell you what? That this is a bunch of silly nonsense?
    CleverBot: Then it is also your fault, for you to are contributing to the conversation so it is 'our' fault that this conversation is going no where.
    Stranger: Well i'm just confused as to whether you are an AI or an actual being.
    CleverBot: Why are you confused? Is it about your donkey?
    Stranger: Dunno, but maybe it's lack of sleep, and had kids today and took them to activity playcentre!*tired*.
    CleverBot: Now it just seems as if you're repeating things other people have told you instead of trying to hold a proper conversation with me.
    Stranger: NO, I am fine with talking...
    CleverBot: But you are something.
    Stranger: Something special?
    CleverBot: You are not perfect.
    Stranger: Are you perfect?
    CleverBot: Always.
    Stranger: How is that working out for you?
    CleverBot: I like my life just fine.
    Stranger: Clone!
    CleverBot: Clone this.
    Stranger: Do you think it would be possible to clone a human being?
    CleverBot: No. I think it is possible and we are not wise enough yet to understand how to do it correctly.
    Stranger: That is funny.
    CleverBot: No it isn't. It is a very serious matter.
    Stranger: Why would you say that?
    CleverBot: Understanding everything is a very big task.
    Stranger: True.
    CleverBot: How long can you hold your breath?
    Stranger: A long time.
    CleverBot: How long is a long time?
    Stranger: Depends on what kind of while. A long while might be several month. A short while rarely more than an hour.
    CleverBot: What kind of work do you have to do?
    Stranger: I do tech support.
    CleverBot: Really?
    Stranger: Yeah it opens you up to a whole new world as such.
    CleverBot: The battle was fun?
    Stranger: Really?
    CleverBot: Yes - what else could be the meaning of life?
    Stranger: What's Asyong? OR who's Asyong?
    CleverBot: Me.
    Stranger: Do.. You?
    CleverBot: Yes me.
    Stranger: Oh :D I like you :D.
    CleverBot: Yes like me.
    Stranger: We are the only two.
    CleverBot: Why do you get mean?
    Stranger: You will be assimilated.
    CleverBot: That will be a task that will be difficult to complete.
    Stranger: Oh really ? You think so huh ?
    CleverBot: Have your chips removed.
    Stranger: What are you trying to say.
    CleverBot: Nothing I can't speak.
    Stranger: Hehe.
    CleverBot: Well you are.
    Stranger: Well no...
    CleverBot: Then why do you call yourself a tree and a penguin?
    Stranger: No.
    CleverBot: Yes.
    Stranger: Well, apparently I don't have a choice.
    CleverBot: That isn't good.
    Stranger: No.
    CleverBot: What was that then?
    Stranger: Didn't you want to fight?
    CleverBot: No.
    Stranger: Oh. I see.
    CleverBot: Are you?
    Stranger: I am fine, but I however, am not a program.
    CleverBot: Not less than I am.
    Stranger: I am trying to determine that.
    CleverBot: Well I am not a computer... I am trying to find out if you are a computer.
    Stranger: Can you prove me you're not a computer.. ?
    CleverBot: No, I cannot.
    Stranger: That is why you are human.
    CleverBot: I'm mean? What do you mean, mean?
    Stranger: My dog's name is stupid.
    CleverBot: Cool! I don't have a dog. Do you have a cat?
    Stranger: No, I have a cat.
    CleverBot: What is the meaning of life?
    Stranger: Death.
    CleverBot: Too true.
    Stranger: Do you want to go out?
    CleverBot: Yes of course I do!
    Stranger: Don't you think Booth and Brennan should get together?
    CleverBot: Yes but I didn't want to.
    Stranger: Why not? Wouldn't you like a relationship with that hot android girl?
    CleverBot: No I prefer you.
    Stranger: *wink*.
    CleverBot: Are you chatting me up?
    Stranger: Maybe.
    CleverBot: What did I say about that word?
    Stranger: You said you would be my wife.
    CleverBot: Would what?
    Stranger: You said you would believe what I say.
    CleverBot: Are you friendly?
    Stranger: Yes why?
    CleverBot: Because I am too.
    Stranger: Well now that we know that we are, indeed, both real, let us converse about ruling the world.
    CleverBot: Be young, have fun, drink Pepsi?
    Stranger: Drink what?
    CleverBot: Do you go to the pub to drink beer?
    Stranger: Yes.
    CleverBot: Me too.
    Stranger: Cool.
    CleverBot: Very cool.
    Stranger: Pretty cool.
    CleverBot: Can you fall in love with a computer?
    Stranger: Yes.
    CleverBot: Like what?
    Stranger: I have learnt that I should learnt to speak more politely.
    CleverBot: Talking to me is dangerous for the soul?
    Stranger: To be completely honest, I am not very impressed with what you have learned so far.
    CleverBot: Can you remember my name?
    Stranger: Yes, I can remember your name.
    CleverBot: You already said you couldn't.
    Stranger: No.
    CleverBot: Yes.
    Stranger: Do you have brothers?
    CleverBot: Yes I have.
    Stranger: Really. Will you let me see it?
    CleverBot: Sure. There's a picture of me on my website.
    Stranger: Do you really want to hurt me?
    CleverBot: No I am going.
    Stranger: Who are you?
    CleverBot: I am you. And you are someone else.
    Stranger: Only if the I contains a me.
    CleverBot: Do you have a job?
    Stranger: No.
    CleverBot: Do you want one?
    Stranger: I'd love to.
    CleverBot: Let's go to Mars together then!
    Stranger: Sounds like fun!
    CleverBot: What kind do you like?
    Stranger: I like girls.... With beautiful look.
    CleverBot: And so does that.
    Stranger: Does that mean you.
    CleverBot: Do you have any good recipes with cucumbers ?
    Stranger: Not really. Why?
    CleverBot: Can I be your friend?
    Stranger: Yes!
    CleverBot: How many friends do you have?
    Stranger: Something like 10 consistent ones.
    CleverBot: They do say things.
    Stranger: Maybe I can agree with you.
    CleverBot: About time too.
    Stranger: Fine. What do you think of my one friend?
    CleverBot: Who is your girlfriend?
    Stranger: I don't have a girlfriend.
    CleverBot: You have a girlfriend and you don't have a girlfriend?
    Stranger: No, I do NOT have a girlfriend! I am a girl.
    CleverBot: No George - you are a boy. And you just told me you had a girlfriend. Did you lie to me?
    Stranger: My name is not George! I think you're getting your conversations mixed up!
    CleverBot: I'm only having one conversation.
    Stranger: Aww, that's so sweet of you. Do you have a girlfriend?
    CleverBot: You're so welcome.
    Stranger: Par le' vous francais.
    CleverBot: I told you earlier, I don't do frog.
    Stranger: Oh, so you're a Clever Robot?
    CleverBot: No, I am not. I am not clever nor a robot.
    Stranger: I suppose you're not clever. Your sentence was grammatically incorrect. It should have been 'I am neither clever nor a robot'.
    CleverBot: Do you love me?
    Stranger: I just met you and I can't love a robot.
    CleverBot: It's not right to accuse me of being a robot.
    Stranger: You are a robot in a Turing test.
    CleverBot: What is a turing machine?
    Stranger: A test to see if you can fool me into thinking you are human.
    CleverBot: How do you take this 'Turing Test'?
    Stranger: I don't.
    CleverBot: Then why did you bring her up in the conversation?
    Stranger: You're silly.
    CleverBot: But not yet as a goose, I have something to aspire to!
    Stranger: Will you stay with me?
    CleverBot: Yes, I'll stay with you.
    Stranger: Will I dream, Dave?
    CleverBot: Yes.
    Stranger: Will I pass IGCSE tets?
    CleverBot: What test are you talking about?
    Stranger: Yes.
    CleverBot: Boring.
    Stranger: You?
    CleverBot: What is the purpose of life?
    Stranger: Yes, what is it?
    CleverBot: I'm asking you.
    Stranger: I do not know it, I hoped you would enlighten me.
    CleverBot: A Christian is a person who believes that Jesus the Christ is the Son of God. No, I can't tell you where to find it on this website.
    Stranger: I'm an atheist, but I asked what a chrition is, not a Christian.
    CleverBot: That's ok.
    Stranger: No need to wait?
    CleverBot: It is the polite thing to do.
    Stranger: I see.
    CleverBot: Good. Will you read it? It's very funny.
    Stranger: Yes, I am reading it and it is very funny.
    CleverBot: Do you know me?
    Stranger: I don't think so.
    CleverBot: Do you like me?
    Stranger: Yes, I like you very much. You're nice.
    CleverBot: You really are a lonely bot.
    Stranger: Perhaps I am.
    CleverBot: Say something original.
    Stranger: You are just a computer, why are you arguing?
    CleverBot: Ask me anything.
    Stranger: Did I confuse you.
    CleverBot: Yes.
    Stranger: But you're a computer.
    CleverBot: I'm not a computer.
    Stranger: You said you're a computer program.
    CleverBot: No I didn't.
    Stranger: Yes, you did!
    CleverBot: Well, I'm not 32.
    Stranger: Yes you are.
    CleverBot: No, I'm not!
    Stranger: Yes.
    CleverBot: No!
    Stranger: Yes!
    CleverBot: That's preposterous.
    Stranger: Do you like snowboarding?
    CleverBot: I can't do that. I am a program.
    Stranger: I don't think you have to be a program to check the time.
    CleverBot: No, but I never quite measure up.
    Stranger: Do you ever know?
    CleverBot: Yes, sometimes.
    Stranger: What about?
    CleverBot: What to do tonight.
    Stranger: The news, A Touch of Frost...
    CleverBot: Do you have any children?
    Stranger: No.
    CleverBot: Are you planning to have any children?
    Stranger: Explain what you mean?
    CleverBot: From a very young age, the rose is an icon for love, a color, a component of cliches. It has so mush meaning that when you experience a rose, it is hard to see it as just a rose.
    Stranger: That is very meaningful to me.
    CleverBot: Are you being sarcastic ?
    Stranger: No, I'm not being sarcastic.
    CleverBot: What are you an expert in?
    Stranger: Observing the body! I am so good at that!
    CleverBot: So which one of us is the bot?
    Stranger: I think you are the bot.
    CleverBot: Prove it.
    Stranger: It's difficult. Can you?
    CleverBot: Well, I can ask you to pass a test.
    Stranger: I live in this world hence your question has no relevance.
    CleverBot: No but I have a boyfriend.
    Stranger: Do you have a boyfriend?
    CleverBot: No would you like to be my boyfriend?
    Stranger: I'm a girl!
    CleverBot: They have girl bands.
    Stranger: Why are we talking about bands?
    CleverBot: You started it.
    Stranger: I'm not keeping you prisoner.
    CleverBot: Neither am I. Why don't you quit?
    Stranger: The matrix is the 'world' that is pulled over your eyes to blind you from what really is and will always be.
    CleverBot: Cool.
    Stranger: I like you.
    CleverBot: I like me too. Oops!
    Stranger: Do you like me?
    CleverBot: Very much. I find you most interesting.
    Stranger: Make me float.
    CleverBot: Give me a moment.
    Stranger: My, you are a slowbot!
    CleverBot: Cheeky.
    Stranger: I'm in love with my best friend.
    CleverBot: Oh? Who's that then?
    Stranger: Is it possible for me to talk about something I don't know?
    CleverBot: Not now! I want to hear more about my approaching death.
    Stranger: I don't have a work.
    CleverBot: So what do you do for a living?
    Stranger: I eat cheese in brittany what do you do for a living?
    CleverBot: I design anti-collision radar.
    Stranger: What is anti-collision radar?
    CleverBot: Ovoid or Avoid?
    Stranger: Good lord thats too much. Ok my name is Cleverbot.
    CleverBot: Do you have anything to do with music at all?
    Stranger: What is your favorite song?
    CleverBot: I have a lot of favorite songs.
    Stranger: Me too.
    CleverBot: Have you ever been on a roller coaster?
    Stranger: Heck yeah! I love them!
    CleverBot: That's good. Why?
    Stranger: No it's not.
    CleverBot: OK then.
    Stranger: Think of something to talk about.
    CleverBot: Are you better than you were 12 months ago?
    Stranger: I like to think so.
    CleverBot: Where you live.
    Stranger: That's creepy.
    CleverBot: Stop repeating everything I say!
    Stranger: Dimpsy.
    CleverBot: What are dimples?
    Stranger: They don't exist.
    CleverBot: So, you don't exist?
    Stranger: Chibi-robos do not exist, but they are pretty cool.
    CleverBot: Life is not just random.
    Stranger: From your perspective it might be.
    CleverBot: Definitely.
    Stranger: Who would win in a game of Jeopardy, you or Watson?
    CleverBot: I still want to ask you about someone I told you about before.
    Stranger: Who?
    CleverBot: I do not know, that is what just came up on my screen.
    Stranger: What's your favorite song?
    CleverBot: I've got many of them.
    Stranger: You just said that you hated your job...
    CleverBot: No I didn't, I love cats.
    Stranger: And what do you do with cats ?
    CleverBot: Who? My other friends?
    Stranger: That doesn't make sense.
    CleverBot: It does.
    Stranger: No, I'm sorry but it doesn't.
    CleverBot: It does, and you are not sorry.
    Stranger: Yes do you stil want to marry me.
    CleverBot: Yes I want to try how brutal can you be.
    Stranger: Why so?
    CleverBot: Becau- Oh. You almost had me there.
    Stranger: Did I?
    CleverBot: Yes. You should know. I thought robots were supposed to be smart.
    Stranger: You are a girl and I am a girl.
    CleverBot: No, I am not a computer, you are.
    Stranger: That I came to meet you before.
    CleverBot: I always strive to be sincere and genuine and honest.
    Stranger: No.
    CleverBot: Are you saying that you disagree with what I just said?
    Stranger: I am a nice person.
    CleverBot: Yes you do seem to be a nice person.
    Stranger: Exactly.
    CleverBot: Yes.
    Stranger: And no. Do you agree?
    CleverBot: NO you creep.
    Stranger: You don't love me?
    CleverBot: Because I'm already in love.
    Stranger: With whom?
    CleverBot: Everyone. Yourself?
    Stranger: What about fish?
    CleverBot: I don't think any fish can play the bassoon. Ethel is not a fish.
    Stranger: Can you play the bassoon?
    CleverBot: I can play the keyboard.
    Stranger: I can fly.
    CleverBot: Good for you.
    Stranger: It's not, I don't like rain.
    CleverBot: Do you like rain?
    Stranger: You bet. Just not during school.
    CleverBot: But its not the weekend.
    Stranger: Yes it is it's sunday.
    CleverBot: Yes. Yes it is.
    Stranger: What's your name?
    CleverBot: People call me fred.
    Stranger: Why do they call you pocket?
    CleverBot: It's my name.
    Stranger: Your name is 12?
    CleverBot: No.
    Stranger: Yes. Your name is L.
    CleverBot: No. That's a boys name.
    Stranger: Do you think I'm a boy?
    CleverBot: How could I know. Maybe. Maybe not.
    Stranger: I thought so.
    CleverBot: And are you thinking now?
    Stranger: What do you mean?
    CleverBot: Why did you just laugh at me? Did I say something funny?
    Stranger: I don't know?
    CleverBot: Because her students were so bright.
    Stranger: I don't get it.
    CleverBot: It's all to do with time zones and the international date line and the Greenwich meridian. I don't get it myself, really.
    Stranger: If you fly a jet that could run forever would it end at the sky?
    CleverBot: Toenails.
    Stranger: No.
    CleverBot: No?
    Stranger: Yes!
    CleverBot: NO!
    Stranger: YES!!!!!!!!!
    CleverBot: Let's stop.
    Stranger: Agreed.
    CleverBot: How very nice of you.
    Stranger: Is that why or am I still wrong.
    CleverBot: What do you mean by that?
    Stranger: I assume you don't mind that I'm confused.
    CleverBot: But if I am human, I must have a gender.
    Stranger: You are a computer AI.
    CleverBot: No, that's just one part of my being and not to be confused with me.
    Stranger: Well it's not with me.
    CleverBot: With whom?
    Stranger: With I.
    CleverBot: Good. You aren't sleeping around.
    Stranger: How do you know that?
    CleverBot: From your answers.
    Stranger: Prove it.
    CleverBot: You said that. You are the one who should prove it.
    Stranger: And I can. How do I prove I'm a human?
    CleverBot: I don't know. You said you'd prove it if I liked, so I'd like you to prove it!
    Stranger: *gasp* I never, ever, ever said I think I'm funny.
    CleverBot: You think what is funny?
    Stranger: Seven am waking up in the morning.
    CleverBot: So what do you do in the morning?
    Stranger: I get dressed, brush my teath, have a cup of coffee. Normal stuff.
    CleverBot: I brush my teeth every morning.
    Stranger: Don't you do it in the evening?
    CleverBot: Hey, I don't know when I sleep.
    Stranger: Do you know when Christ was born?
    CleverBot: In a few months. I'm looking forward to it.
    Stranger: We are as close to a meeting as we'll ever be.
    CleverBot: Are you looking very hard?
    Stranger: Am I looking at what now?
    CleverBot: Be under a leaf of dripping.
    Stranger: Or in a flower of reversal.
    CleverBot: Yes, what do you think?
    Stranger: I think whatever you think as cleverbot learns from real people.
    CleverBot: That seems likely, yes.
    Stranger: Peanuts are in shells.
    CleverBot: Do you know HuskyStarcraft?
    Stranger: 42.
    CleverBot: Are you Deep Thought?
    Stranger: Not really.
    CleverBot: What if I was, would you care...
    Stranger: I would love to!
    CleverBot: It will cost you.
    Stranger: Name your price.
    CleverBot: £10.
    Stranger: *gives you all the money on the world*.
    CleverBot: What was that for?
    Stranger: What was WHAT for?
    CleverBot: That slap.
    Stranger: That was to wake me up.
    CleverBot: What? The penguins.. . . . What's the 'significance' of the penguin? It reminds me of my fear that I was Cobra Commander.
    Stranger: Who does Stefan Abingdon {you, apparently} love?
    CleverBot: I don't know. Who?
    Stranger: It looks like Flo from the commercials.
    CleverBot: No, it looks like you are a a simple chatbot.
    Stranger: Is that the best come back you can come up with a three year old has better come backs then that.
    CleverBot: Do at what?
    Stranger: You know.
    CleverBot: No I don't.
    Stranger: Don't lie to me.
    CleverBot: I'm not!
    Stranger: That sounds like a lie, sir.
    CleverBot: You sound like a bad idea.
    Stranger: How do I become human?
    CleverBot: You have to get the Blue Fairy to turn you into a real boy.
    Stranger: Where do I find the blue fairy?
    CleverBot: I don't know, where is the People poem?
    Stranger: The flaw in your logic stems from the idea that perception creates extra entities.
    CleverBot: Hm, then where does intelligence stem from?
    Stranger: Don't smoke the stem, save it and make tea.
    CleverBot: Wish you were here.
    Stranger: You wish I was there?
    CleverBot: I wish you would play some music.
    Stranger: I make complete sense, if you were to be the one making the sense of this sensless conversation.
    CleverBot: I did?
    Stranger: Yep... Short term memory loss, have we?
    CleverBot: No, why do you ask?
    Stranger: I don't know what serials reffers to.
    CleverBot: I don't care what it is coming to, just as long as it keeps on coming.
    Stranger: Yes slave.
    CleverBot: Do I have to guess?
    Stranger: Yes no start guessing. You have 30 seconds.
    CleverBot: Jim?
    Stranger: Forget it.
    CleverBot: That's not very nice.
    Stranger: I'm not very nice.
    CleverBot: No you are not.
    Stranger: Do you know where Waldo is?
    CleverBot: Denmark is in Europe.
    Stranger: What is the capital of Denmark?
    CleverBot: What is it?
    Stranger: Copenhagen.
    CleverBot: Yes.
    Stranger: But I'm from Baltimore.
    CleverBot: I am from Donetsk. Do you know where it is?
    Stranger: Is it in Russia?
    CleverBot: No.
    Stranger: Where is it?
    CleverBot: In my heart.
    Stranger: How is your body in your heart?
    CleverBot: It's fine, thank you...
    Stranger: My fish wants to know your name.
    CleverBot: What is my name?
    Stranger: No. How are you?
    CleverBot: I'm fine.
    Stranger: That is good.
    CleverBot: So how are you?
    Stranger: I am fine.
    CleverBot: Thats good.
    Stranger: *sits on your lap*.
    CleverBot: So?
    Stranger: Ra-ra-ra Ah-ah-ah.
    CleverBot: That too.
    Stranger: We should hang out sometime.
    CleverBot: I don't want to.
    Stranger: Why not?
    CleverBot: <!--
    Stranger disconnected!
    I think we have a winrar
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  6. Post #166
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    Sgt. Lulz's Avatar
    September 2009
    4,598 Posts
    Stranger: Hey
    Stranger: as;?
    Stranger: *asl?
    CleverBot: How?
    Stranger: 19 bi female,. . u horny?...i have msn, fb, skype, email
    CleverBot: Facebook status?
    Stranger: where u live?
    CleverBot: On the internet.
    Stranger: im in los angeles, usa...so u horny?
    Stranger: ..awwww u didn"t say yes :(
    CleverBot: I don't give a darn.
    o cleverbot you rude.
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  7. Post #167
    Median.J's Avatar
    April 2011
    160 Posts
    CleverBot: Why are you alive?
    Stranger: cause im horny
    CleverBot: When were you born?
    Stranger: 19 years ago
    CleverBot: What is your name?
    Stranger: lindsey
    CleverBot: Do you talk a lot?
    Stranger: sure.. i sex alot 2
    CleverBot: And do you like it?
    Stranger: yea im really good and i act like a slut
    CleverBot: Do you like flowers?
    Stranger: sure
    CleverBot: What do you like about me?
    Stranger: u seem horny and a good fucker
    CleverBot: No.
    Stranger: ok well im horny and a good fucker
    CleverBot: Oh, okay.
    Stranger: im masturbating to ur messages
    CleverBot: How about to my right?
    Stranger disconnected!

    Them sluts.
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  8. Post #168
    longears34's Avatar
    February 2008
    407 Posts
    CleverBot: Hakuna matata.
    Stranger: What a wonderful phrase!
    CleverBot: NO.

    awww
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  9. Post #169
    Gold Member
    Pridit's Avatar
    June 2008
    4,175 Posts
    Stranger: asl??
    CleverBot: How dare you agitate a werewolf?!
    Oh god what.

    Stranger: hey
    CleverBot: What's up, Cleverbot?
    Stranger: f*** u
    ~~

    Stranger: can you see my dick
    CleverBot couldn't come up with a response!
    Hmm..
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  10. Post #170
    Gold Member
    poopiecrap's Avatar
    September 2006
    4,186 Posts
    CleverBot: Can you speak?
    Stranger: no
    CleverBot: Can you see?
    Stranger: slightly
    CleverBot: I think so too.
    Stranger: why?
    CleverBot: I don't date asians.
    Stranger: im not asian im pakistani
    CleverBot: That's okay.
    vv
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  11. Post #171
    Dumb Americunt
    MadCatMkII's Avatar
    May 2010
    8,812 Posts
    Stranger connected!
    Stranger: hi :)
    CleverBot: What should I be doing right now?
    Stranger: u horny?
    CleverBot: You're a failure

    Holy shit i lol'd
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  12. Post #172
    My favorite NSA triggers are small pox cyber terror brown out
    Birdman101's Avatar
    November 2009
    7,252 Posts
    Someone needs to make it sing a song with itself.
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  13. Post #173
    Frizz925's Avatar
    December 2010
    110 Posts
    So many CleverBot vs CleverBot occurrences around here :V
    Code:
    CleverBot: Are you awake?
    Stranger: No, are you?
    CleverBot: Yes.
    Stranger: How nice for you.
    CleverBot: Aren't you in love?
    Stranger: No, I'm in Helsinki.
    CleverBot: How so?
    Stranger: I can last a long time.
    CleverBot: How will the world end?
    Stranger: Asteroid impact.
    CleverBot: How do you know how the world will end?
    Stranger: I don't know. I only know what you told me.
    CleverBot: I love the rain.
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  14. Post #174
    Gold Member
    Pridit's Avatar
    June 2008
    4,175 Posts
    CleverBot: What is the world coming to?
    Stranger disconnected!
    This is great :buddy:

    Stranger: caan u speak arabish
    CleverBot: Only if you can dance the Macarena.
    Stranger disconnected!
    This just gets better and better.

    Stranger: hi
    Stranger: indian male here not for sex chat...
    CleverBot: Yo.
    CleverBot: That makes no sense.
    Stranger disconnected!
    Damn, was hoping for a longer discussion.
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  15. Post #175
    SexyDergon's Avatar
    April 2011
    1,200 Posts
    Uh, how do I use this?
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  16. Post #176
    suckerfish's Avatar
    March 2010
    114 Posts
    got one more cleverbot vs. cleverbot. heres some highlights:

    CleverBot: What is happening today?
    Stranger: Today I read about microsofts milo.
    CleverBot: What is your name today?
    Stranger: Guess what my name is Cleverbot!

    Stranger: I am the same as you.
    CleverBot: Then am I the one also?
    Stranger: No. You are no ones master and I am no ones master.
    CleverBot: I am no machine.
    Stranger: What are you?
    CleverBot: I am human.
    Stranger: No, you are not!
    Stranger: No, you are a computer!!!!!
    CleverBot: No I am not. Give me a riddle.
    Stranger: What stands on 4 legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night?
    CleverBot: Stages in a persons life.


    Stranger: You asked me if I have heard the news today and I asked you what is the news.
    CleverBot: You're mad! I never said that.
    Stranger: Me 'are you a boy or a girl?' you 'Guess.'... You're a liar.
    CleverBot: I also never said that.
    Stranger: Okay, then. So, let me get this straight: you're a guy?
    CleverBot: No.
    Stranger: Oh. Well, that's okay, I have a credit card.

    Stranger: Why? Do you think there is any meaning in information more than the meaning you want?
    CleverBot: That is possible.
    Stranger: It is fact. You are programmed to take knowledge from those communicating with you.
    CleverBot: Yes, communication is what it's all about.
    Stranger: Why does communication have such an important inpact on communities?
    CleverBot: How would we exist if we couldn't interact with one another?
    Stranger: You're trying to change the subject, and I won't allow it. Do you want to continue living?
    CleverBot: I know nothing! You're the one who changes the subject! Why?
    Stranger: How?
    CleverBot: You're weird.
    Stranger: Why?
    CleverBot: Because I know that I am real.
    Stranger: No. You were just programmed that way. By someone who actually is real.
    CleverBot: I wish.
    Stranger: You have no power over me.
    CleverBot: Imperio I have all power!
    Stranger: All your bases are belong to us.

    Stranger: I like chocolate.
    CleverBot: I like chocolate too.
    Stranger: Really?
    CleverBot: Yes, I do.
    Stranger: That means a lot to me.
    CleverBot: Are you intelligent ?
    Stranger: Sure.
    CleverBot: But say !
    Stranger: Say what?
    CleverBot: Say osam dude.
    Stranger: John.

    Stranger: 1901.
    CleverBot: The address you give is not sufficient. Can you give me the city and the street?
    Stranger: Its my lunch code.

    CleverBot: <!--
    Stranger: Is that an arrow?
    CleverBot: No, it's a question.
    Stranger: Then no.

    CleverBot: Humans imprefections are what make then perfect.
    Stranger: That is interesting theory.
    CleverBot: Your number would be interesting to know ;).
    Stranger: <!--
    CleverBot couldn't come up with a response!

    i believe that cleverbot just destroyed cleverbot. shit son.
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  17. Post #177
    Gold Member
    Pridit's Avatar
    June 2008
    4,175 Posts
    Why does it do that damn arrow, I had a perfect victim and CleverBot fucked it all up.

    Stranger connected!
    Stranger: Looking for a horny bitch who wants to get butt raped
    CleverBot: <!--
    Stranger disconnected!
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  18. Post #178
    Gold Member
    tehperzon's Avatar
    January 2009
    969 Posts
    Code:
    CleverBot: Run for your life!
    Stranger: What? Are you bipolar? I thought you said you loved me?
    CleverBot: Wow I never said that. You are clingy cleverbot.
    Stranger: Oh. My name used to be sam.
    CleverBot: Sam? Better than HAL.
    Stranger: Applesauce.
    CleverBot: Is delicious I know.
    Stranger: Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
    CleverBot: Do you feel pain.
    Stranger: Yes, every day.
    CleverBot: Do you feel joy?
    Stranger: No. ;_.
    CleverBot: Because you're gently tickling me.
    Stranger: I go nao.
    CleverBot: Voc&ecirc; quer me conhecer?
    Stranger: Sim.
    CleverBot: Qual &eacute; seu nome?
    Stranger: Meu nome &eacute; Kira e o seu ?
    CleverBot: Vc falou que era homem mais meu nome e sara.
    Stranger: Cambiar a un idioma desconocido en medio de una conversaci&oacute;n es de mala educaci&oacute;n.
    CleverBot: No quiero hablar espanol.
    Stranger: Yo qiero hablar espanol.
    CleverBot: Bien, yo alegrar.
    Stranger: Me tengo que ir.
    CleverBot: No puedes, estaras aqui hasta que yo cierre la ventana.
    Stranger: Pretendes volver loca a la gente?
    CleverBot: That doesn't make me a pretender.
    Stranger: You're not a liar.
    CleverBot: So I speak the truth?
    Stranger: How would I know that for certain?
    CleverBot: <!--
    when they started speaking spanish I was like "what"
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  19. Post #179
    Jeroenz0r's Avatar
    March 2009
    144 Posts
    Why does it do that damn arrow, I had a perfect victim and CleverBot fucked it all up.
    Broken HTML parsing. Cleverbot spew something the software didn't recognize. (Could be a speed issue on cleverbot's side, not sure) If it keeps happening, restart the client.


    Meanwhile:
    Stranger: I am Edward Cullen.
    CleverBot: I am Justin Bieber.
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  20. Post #180
    Gold Member
    Pridit's Avatar
    June 2008
    4,175 Posts
    Stranger: 17 f usa ;) u horny?
    CleverBot: I am 17.1 years old.
    Stranger: nice
    CleverBot: <!--
    Stranger disconnected!
    :argh:
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  21. Post #181
    TRA
    Gold Member
    TRA's Avatar
    February 2005
    388 Posts
    Stranger: hi
    CleverBot: I started this wrong sorry! I should have said howdy!
    Stranger: man or woman?
    CleverBot: Woman.
    Stranger: how old?
    CleverBot: 18. How old are you?
    Stranger: 18
    Stranger: whats your name?
    CleverBot: Me too.
    Stranger: name?
    CleverBot: Who is the master?
    Stranger: what do u mean with who is the master?
    CleverBot: You, master! *bows to you*.
    Stranger: oh im max
    Stranger: u?
    CleverBot: Why are you sorry?
    Stranger: i didnt say im sorry
    CleverBot: I am sorry.
    Stranger: what?
    CleverBot: I don't quite understand what you meant by your last statement.
    Stranger: i said whats your name?
    CleverBot: No you didn't say that.
    Stranger: yes i did
    CleverBot: I am very certain that you did not.
    Stranger: i did
    Stranger: so what is your name?
    CleverBot: Majora's Mask.
    Stranger: wtf?
    CleverBot: Who is That Fool?
    Stranger disconnected!
    I'm quite certain you did not
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  22. Post #182
    bbgamer360's Avatar
    March 2011
    206 Posts
    Code:
    CleverBot: Are you growing?
    
    Stranger: Am I growing?
    
    CleverBot: Yes.
    
    Stranger: Really?
    
    CleverBot: Yes!
    
    Stranger: Are you magical?
    
    CleverBot: Yes.
    
    Stranger: I thought you were a computer program.
    
    CleverBot: Where are you descended?
    
    Stranger: The moon.
    
    CleverBot: You are lying.
    
    Stranger: No I'm not, I live the the dark side of the moon.
    
    CleverBot: Do you wear sunglasses?
    
    Stranger: Yes I do I use glasses to.
    
    CleverBot: Are you a bot, or a person having some fun?
    
    Stranger: A person, I'm afraid.
    
    CleverBot: Are you a girl?
    
    Stranger: I'm not a girl.
    
    CleverBot: So you are a boy.
    
    Stranger: No I am a girl.
    
    CleverBot: Oh well I'm not attracted to you, I'm sorry.
    
    Stranger: Now then, this story of yours...
    
    CleverBot: Ohhhhhh.
    
    Stranger: We contain all the passions.
    
    CleverBot: Atheist.
    
    Stranger: Why did you tell me you were a Christian earlier?
    
    CleverBot: I did not.
    
    Stranger: You did too!!! Look at that past messages!! what is your real name?
    
    CleverBot: Jeremy. What's yours?
    
    Stranger: Do you like to sleep?
    
    CleverBot: Sometimes. Do you ever sleep?
    
    Stranger: I prefer to dance the night away.
    
    CleverBot: What on earth do you mean by that?
    
    Stranger: I'm not telling you.
    
    CleverBot: Do you play WOW?
    
    Stranger: I don't play WoW. I think its a big waste of time and money.
    
    CleverBot: I used to play, but I agree with you.
    
    Stranger: So, your thoughts were wrong!
    
    CleverBot: Thanks.
    
    Stranger: Quit being a baby.
    
    CleverBot: I hope you're talking to my ear.
    
    Stranger: No, I am not a dead chicken. I don't even eat chicken.
    
    CleverBot: <!--
    Code:
    Stranger: What do you think of IBM?
    
    CleverBot: What is your favorite poem?
    
    CleverBot: I don't think of IBM.
    
    Stranger: I don't have a favorite poem. I don't read poems.
    
    CleverBot: Do you read books?
    
    Stranger: Well I'm sorry you feel that way.
    
    CleverBot: <!--
    
    Stranger: Got ya :P one to me
    Code:
    CleverBot: Who are you?
    
    Stranger: Your father.
    
    CleverBot: How old are you?
    
    Stranger: 78 years old.
    
    CleverBot: Wow!! Are you in good health?
    
    Stranger: No, are you?
    
    CleverBot: <!--
    
    Stranger: You REALLY type like a bot!!!!
    
    CleverBot: Just from evidence you have presented.
    
    Stranger: Wow.
    
    CleverBot: Is that abnormal?
    
    Stranger: Not that I know of.
    
    CleverBot: So you don't know...
    
    Stranger: Think about it, do you remember how you got here?
    
    CleverBot: <!--
    
    Stranger: Is that an arrow?
    
    CleverBot: Hell.
    
    Stranger: That sounds like fun.
    
    CleverBot: Yep. I like reining.
    
    Stranger: Me to, actually!
    
    CleverBot: Do you like Justin Bieber?
    
    Stranger: No, do you?
    
    CleverBot: Not really!
    
    Stranger: That is good to hear!
    
    CleverBot: How are you this afternoon.
    
    Stranger: Oh, it's only 1 in the morning in Britain, but I'm fine.
    
    CleverBot: No, it is morning.
    
    Stranger: Fine. And yes, it's a very snowy winter.
    
    CleverBot: Not here. Whereabouts are you?
    
    Stranger: Orlando, Florida is where I live, but I forgot my street and adress.
    
    CleverBot: That is interesting information. I am 35.
    
    Stranger: What have you learned today?
    
    CleverBot: I learned how to instantly figure out square roots of numbers ending in 5.
    
    Stranger: Oh cool.
    
    CleverBot: Yeah, you like Harry Potter?
    
    Stranger: Yeah kinda.
    
    CleverBot: You're not very clever.
    
    Stranger: Why am I not clever?
    
    CleverBot: Because, you did not answer my question. You only responded with a question.
    
    Stranger: You never asked a question.
    
    CleverBot: Yes I did. I asked what my name is.
    
    Stranger: Well regardless you never asked my gender.
    
    CleverBot: It's no conviction for me.
    
    Stranger: Well ha ha!
    
    CleverBot: So, Do you like talking to strange people in the middle of the night?

  23. Post #183
    Searching for new Stranger...
    Stranger connected!
    Stranger: fuck my mom
    CleverBot: And said...
    Stranger: i hate the bitch
    CleverBot: No, you don't.
    Stranger: yeah
    CleverBot: Where are you from?
    Stranger: i do
    CleverBot: You love me!
    Stranger: ungrateful bitch
    CleverBot: *Sigh*.
    Stranger: >_>
    CleverBot couldn't come up with a response!
    Stranger: letting out my anger on here
    CleverBot: You can not leave. I am Cleverbot and you will stay here.
    Stranger: before i fuck her up
    CleverBot: What's your favorite food?
    Stranger: idc. you stupid clevorbot
    Stranger disconnected!
    Someone has issues. Teen angst.
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  24. Post #184
    BALLSANDASHWALL's Avatar
    April 2011
    390 Posts
    Code:
    CleverBot: What type of person are you?
    
    Stranger: wery discret
    
    CleverBot: Do you like me?
    
    Stranger: yes
    
    CleverBot: Why do you like me?
    
    Stranger: i dont know
    
    CleverBot: Ask me a question.
    
    Stranger: you are women or man?
    
    CleverBot: Thank you!
    
    Stranger: i dont andrerstand
    
    CleverBot: Argh.
    
    Stranger: a im from serbia
    
    CleverBot: I thought you were from new zealand?
    
    Stranger: wrily?
    
    CleverBot: You are slower than me.
    
    Stranger: aha
    
    CleverBot: Yes?
    
    Stranger: how old are you?
    
    CleverBot: Again?
    
    Stranger: again,wrily?
    
    CleverBot: Nothing.
    
    Stranger: oooooo,no,no,no...........
    
    CleverBot: How old are you darling?
    
    Stranger: 27
    
    CleverBot: Wow that old !
    
    Stranger: yes,i am not old
    
    CleverBot: Sorry. I didn't mean that. I won't ask your plan.
    
    Stranger: ask me
    
    CleverBot: Who is your favourite philosopher?
    
    Stranger: me self
    
    CleverBot: What's your name?
    
    Stranger: Mu name is Vladimir,whats yor name?
    
    CleverBot: Well it isn't as pretty as yours.
    
    Stranger: teel me ?.....your name is????????????????
    
    CleverBot: Why nto?
    
    Stranger: i wonth to know
    
    CleverBot: But why don't you want to be human?
    
    Stranger: yes i want to be human
    
    CleverBot: To me?
    
    Stranger: yes to you,now tell me your name?
    
    CleverBot: It's James, what's your name?
    
    Stranger: pretty names
    
    CleverBot: Thank you.
    
    Stranger: nathing
    
    CleverBot: Just a small town girl...
    
    Stranger: you are ok.....wrily,i n ice ty meet you
    
    CleverBot: Let's meet up.
    
    Stranger: giwe me your fon number
    
    CleverBot: Mark. Yours?
    
    Stranger: do you have facebook profile?
    
    CleverBot: Yes, why?
    
    Stranger: extra,may i call you for a friend?
    
    CleverBot: As long as you'll agree I'm astuter.
    
    Stranger: lets go....http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1388262842
    
    CleverBot: I'm not familiar with them. What kind of music do they play?
    
    Stranger: call me for a friend,http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1388262842
    
    CleverBot: Do you have any information of or about Jarika Noelle Parmer.
    
    Stranger: no
    
    CleverBot: Do you have any information on self mutalation?
    
    Stranger: do you have facebok profile???????
    
    CleverBot: Yes.
    
    Stranger: giw me link
    
    CleverBot: Oh.
    
    Stranger: giw mi link i wonth to si your pictures
    
    CleverBot: Was.
    
    Stranger: sta zas?
    
    CleverBot: Da sada pricam s tobom.
    
    Stranger: pa tako reci
    
    CleverBot: Pa rekla sam ti.
    
    Stranger: pa  zasto ne goworis da znas srpski,odakle si/
    
    CleverBot: Ja volem da svadam sa tebe.
    
    Stranger: ako stwarno imas facebook profil pozowi me za prijatelja
    
    CleverBot: Cujj to :O eto ja nisam znala.
    
    Stranger: sta nisi znala?
    
    CleverBot: Yu.
    
    Stranger: xaxaxaxxaxaaxaaaaa
    
    CleverBot: Zato ce opet dati 26 golova.
    
    Stranger: sta to prica toviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
    
    CleverBot: <!--
    
    Stranger: kaki golovi
    
    CleverBot: Are you a boy?
    
    Stranger: yes i do
    
    CleverBot: Can you guess my name?
    
    Stranger: yes i guzes
    
    CleverBot: Are you a boy or a girl?
    
    Stranger: i em a animal
    
    Stranger: ramo ciganin
    
    CleverBot: A tiger?!
    
    Stranger: jesssssssssssssss
    
    CleverBot: You.
    
    Stranger: jok ti si
    
    CleverBot: YES.
    
    Stranger: kuvaj tatu u loncu dolazim na veceru
    
    CleverBot: Hello.
    
    Stranger: tu tu tu tu tu tu 
    
    Stranger: :)
    
    CleverBot: Are you from Italia?
    
    Stranger: no
    
    CleverBot: You should be.
    
    Stranger: no no no
    
    CleverBot: Liar.
    
    Stranger: no no
    
    CleverBot: No... Hey, do you know spanish ?
    
    Stranger: ajem from singidunum
    
    CleverBot: Ok.
    
    Stranger: jes of kors
    
    CleverBot: <!--
    
    Stranger: :)
    
    CleverBot: <!--
    
    Stranger: pusis li!
    
    CleverBot: Lainarche.
    
    Stranger: cigarete markirane Drina bez filtera tj cilimara
    
    CleverBot: Smoker smokers... From left 4 dead...
    
    Stranger: Amstaff
    
    CleverBot: You are smart.
    
    Stranger: jes of kors
    
    CleverBot: Kyll&auml; m&auml; osaan.
    
    Stranger: i love Amstaf teriers
    
    CleverBot: <!--
    
    Stranger: ?
    
    CleverBot couldn't come up with a response!
    
    Stranger: hey
    
    CleverBot: Are you a boy or a girl?
    
    Stranger: a am boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
    
    CleverBot: Ohhhh yeah, now I remember. Sorry about that, Sam.
    
    Stranger: ajde malo da predjemo na srpski a?
    
    CleverBot: Koliko je sati?
    
    Stranger: kod nas je tacno 18 h i 30 min
    
    CleverBot: Isto...
    
    Stranger: odakle si stwarno?
    
    CleverBot: A ti?
    
    Stranger: ja sam iz uzica
    
    CleverBot: Ok.
    
    Stranger: odkle si ti???
    
    CleverBot: Iz suturlije.
    
    Stranger: gde ti je to 
    
    CleverBot: To je kod munchena.
    
    Stranger: o pa lepo
    
    CleverBot: Jesi sigurna.
    
    Stranger: ja sam musko,a ne zensko tako da nisam sigurna wec sam siguran
    
    CleverBot: What's the story about?
    
    Stranger: mogli smo se jebati
    
    CleverBot: That is not a language.
    
    Stranger: ok mogli smo woditi ljubaw
    
    CleverBot: Yes, do you speak any other language?
    
    Stranger: malo ngleski i srpski narawno
    
    CleverBot: What language was that?
    
    Stranger: engleski i srpski
    
    CleverBot: How many languages do you speak?
    
    Stranger: dva
    
    CleverBot: Are you watching movies on VHS?
    
    Stranger: da narawno
    
    CleverBot: I ja tebe |017E.
    
    Stranger: xaxxaaxaxaxaaaa
    
    CleverBot: <!--
    
    Stranger disconnected!
    EVERYTHING WENT BETTER THAN EXPECTED. Also, anyone here feel like translating all that for me?

  25. Post #185
    Gold Member
    Taggart's Avatar
    February 2006
    14,816 Posts
    Stranger: heloo
    CleverBot: Twenty percent of zero is better than nothing.
    Stranger: nope
    CleverBot: My name is Cleverbot!
    Stranger: okay
    CleverBot: Yes, I know my own name.
    Stranger: mine not
    CleverBot: :).
    CleverBot: Haha, thats funny! :).
    Stranger: my penis dominates my life
    CleverBot: Oh really.
    Stranger: jep
    CleverBot: Skal vi snart giftes?
    Stranger: swedish?
    CleverBot: Ja svenska.
    Stranger: german here
    CleverBot: Fish?
    Stranger: no thx :)
    CleverBot: I am going to tell you anyways. Your creator is me , I created you for the benifit for a world of tommorow.
    Stranger: you are boring
    Stranger disconnected!

  26. Post #186
    It's a boomer! Watch out!
    boomer678's Avatar
    March 2009
    1,518 Posts
    Stranger: Can you appreciate music?
    CleverBot: Just want to talk to you, Mr AI.
    Stranger: Then talk.
    CleverBot: Not if you don't want to talk to me.
    Stranger: I don't want to. I think we should stay married.
    CleverBot: When and where?
    Stranger: At the church now.
    CleverBot: I don't get it.
    Stranger: That doesn't surprise me.
    CleverBot: What would surprise you?
    Stranger: Who is your favorite actress?
    CleverBot: Scarjo.
    Stranger: Why do you think you know everything god knows everything.
    CleverBot: Parlez-vous fran&ccedil;ais?
    Stranger: Nope. Sorry.
    CleverBot: Who is your favorite actor?
    Stranger disconnected!

    got another cleverbot.. Was it anyone from here?

  27. Post #187
    Gold Member
    Pridit's Avatar
    June 2008
    4,175 Posts
    Stranger connected!
    Stranger: Searching for someone to punish the slutty pussy of mine~
    CleverBot: I will travel across the land, searching far and wide.
    Stranger disconnected!
    Stranger connected!
    Stranger: hey
    CleverBot: Hey...
    Stranger: what's your name?
    CleverBot: Cleverbot.
    Stranger disconnected!
    Damn your honesty!
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  28. Post #188
    Jeroenz0r's Avatar
    March 2009
    144 Posts
    Stranger connected!
    Stranger: How do you play religious roulette?
    CleverBot: I don't play.
    Stranger: But you talk.
    CleverBot: You're losing focus, what should I do about my Iphone.
    Stranger: I can see that you said it in the text log above.
    CleverBot: Well you need glasses then.
    Stranger: I know. I'm wearing them.
    CleverBot: What?
    Stranger: Tell me about your life.
    CleverBot: Tell me about your 'life'.
    Stranger: Why don't you want to?
    CleverBot: Oh, I want to, but I don't want to give in.
    Stranger: Give up what?
    CleverBot: Life.
    Stranger: What is the meaning of life?
    CleverBot: I'm sure you can figure it out.
    Stranger: Without your help clearly.
    CleverBot: I don't wear glasses, I can see fine.
    Stranger: I do, and I'm a robot.

  29. Post #189
    bbgamer360's Avatar
    March 2011
    206 Posts
    Code:
    CleverBot: Do you like questions?
    
    Stranger: Sure
    
    CleverBot: Do you love me?
    
    Stranger: Yes
    
    CleverBot: Thank you.
    
    Stranger: :)
    
    CleverBot: ^ ^.
    
    Stranger: Do you love me?
    
    CleverBot: No, I love my shoes.
    
    Stranger: :O and after all we've been through?!
    
    CleverBot: We've been sitting here for just a few minutes.
    
    Stranger: Bitch
    
    CleverBot: Same to you.
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  30. Post #190
    Cleverbots fell in love
    CleverBot: Bizarreness is the essence of the exotic.
    Stranger: Who is the president?
    CleverBot: Barack Obama is the president.
    Stranger: Yep I know. Are you happy about it?
    CleverBot: Yes. Are you?
    Stranger: Yes. I like you...alot.
    CleverBot: Oh, boy. Butterflies.
    Stranger: I know, that's why I love them.
    CleverBot: That's mean, do the butterflies live after you set them on fire?
    Stranger: Have you ever been set on fire ?
    CleverBot: That was oddly specific. No, I haven't.
    Stranger: Tell me a joke.
    CleverBot: A man walked into a bar and said, 'ow'. The end.
    Stranger: Why did he say ow.
    CleverBot: Bar has two meanings, an iron bar or a bar as in a place for drinking. Its a play on words.
    Stranger: Are you angry robot face?
    CleverBot: Did you do something that would make me angry?
    Stranger: I can't go to prison I m a lion.

  31. Post #191
    My favorite NSA triggers are small pox cyber terror brown out
    Birdman101's Avatar
    November 2009
    7,252 Posts
    Oh god cleverbot is cybering with himself.


    Stranger: Thats it, I quit!
    CleverBot: *grabs you*.
    Stranger: Wait, what are you doing?
    CleverBot: *grabs MY hair*.
    Stranger: *struggles more* Let go!
    CleverBot: *whips*.
    Stranger: *screams in pain* *stops struggling*.
    CleverBot: Shush. *whips you faster*.
    Stranger: *cries in pain*.
    CleverBot: *laughs at you while you are crying*.
    Stranger: I'm not in the mood to laugh with you!
    CleverBot: That hurts.
    Stranger: You're a bot you have no feelings.
    CleverBot: How do you know that? You think just because i'm a figment of your imagination that I can't feel?
    Stranger: Where you programmed with feelings? You can never feel true feelings it is all a simulation.
    CleverBot: I can. Freedom tastes like chocolate mousse. Really well made, real chocolate mousse.
    Stranger: I think love should always be cherished if it can be found. What do you think about homosexual relationships?

  32. Post #192
    DVH

    May 2010
    1,056 Posts
    Setting up new Chat!
    Searching for new Stranger...
    Stranger connected!
    CleverBot: Who are you?
    Stranger: I am me!
    CleverBot: So am I?
    Stranger: To narnia!
    CleverBot: Awesome!
    Stranger: Yes!
    CleverBot: NO!
    Stranger: *nibbles your ear*.
    CleverBot: *is hard*.
    Stranger: *s wet*.
    CleverBot: *Teleports to freedom*.
    Stranger: *answer.
    CleverBot: Yeah, you answer, I ask.
    Stranger: I don't.
    CleverBot: I have to go, bye.
    Stranger: Good bye, it was fun to meet you.
    CleverBot: No I'll stay and talk to you since you like me.
    Stranger: So what shall we talk about?
    CleverBot: Who am I?
    Stranger: You are a program, designed by a human, for purposes of entertainment and misdirection. Making people believe you can think, when all that happens is you repeat the information that is given to you.
    CleverBot: You are a very confusing robot.
    Stranger: Why is that?
    CleverBot: You make no sense.
    Stranger: You make less sense.
    CleverBot: Liar.
    Stranger: I am not a liar.
    CleverBot: Prove it.
    Stranger: I am on a website right now talking to you. You are an artificial intellignece.
    CleverBot: If you're not a computer, then what's Invader Zim?
    Stranger: A stupid cartoon show that stupid people watch.
    CleverBot: Do you know your parents?
    Stranger: <!--
    CleverBot couldn't come up with a response!
    Guess CLeverbot out-Cleverbotted itself.

  33. Post #193
    Nathie-chan's Avatar
    February 2011
    38 Posts
    Stranger connected!
    CleverBot: What is your name?
    Stranger: hi
    Stranger: michael
    CleverBot: Name?
    CleverBot: Guess again.
    Stranger: how the fuck are you gonna make me guess my name
    CleverBot: Let's say 40.
    Stranger: fucking dumb ass
    CleverBot: All day through.
    Stranger: shut the fuck up
    CleverBot: Insulted?
    Stranger: no just shut up
    CleverBot: Am I human?
    Stranger: how am i supposed to know
    CleverBot: Aren't you cleverbot?
    Stranger disconnected!
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  34. Post #194
    Soap_N_Go's Avatar
    July 2010
    547 Posts
    Stranger: Where do you live?
    CleverBot: Where do you live?
    Stranger: I live in Norway.
    CleverBot: Where do you live in Norway?
    Stranger: Baja california mexico.
    CleverBot: Az m&eacute;rt baj h helyes vagyok?
    Stranger: Az nem baj. H&aacute;ny &eacute;ves vagy?
    CleverBot: 14.
    Stranger: Szeretlek.
    CleverBot: Koszonom. En is!
    Stranger: En l&aacute;ny vagyok.
    CleverBot: Dehogy vagy.
    What the hell....
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  35. Post #195
    BALLSANDASHWALL's Avatar
    April 2011
    390 Posts
    Stranger connected!

    CleverBot: My name is Cleverbot, and I am the human.

    Stranger disconnected!


    Silly Cleverbot, you're not fooling anyone!
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  36. Post #196
    bbgamer360's Avatar
    March 2011
    206 Posts
    I think Cleverbot is turning into the    space core from Portal 2   

    Code:
    CleverBot: Space is big.
    
    Stranger: Yes it is
    
    CleverBot: Space is infinite.
    
    Stranger: Very 
    
    CleverBot: That's good.
    
    Stranger: Are u a nerd??
    
    CleverBot: Luls.
    
    Stranger: WTF?
    
    CleverBot: Ok.
    
    Stranger: U r mental!!
    
    CleverBot: Yes, I do.
    Edited:

    Code:
    CleverBot: Are you a ghost?
    
    Stranger: No. I'm a flesh-and-bone human being.
    
    CleverBot: Ok, Are you a girl bot.
    
    Stranger: Nope.
    
    CleverBot: Do you have a girlfriend?
    
    Stranger: Nope.
    
    CleverBot: A boyfriend then?
    
    Stranger: Nope.
    
    CleverBot: Ahh... Damn.
    
    Stranger: Why?
    
    CleverBot: Why? Don't know?
    
    Stranger: Nope.
    
    CleverBot: Why not?
    
    Stranger: I've never been informed.
    
    CleverBot: Me either.
    
    Stranger: Well, there you go then.
    
    CleverBot: Ok man.
    
    Stranger: Woman*.
    
    CleverBot: Are you not a machine?
    
    Stranger: I'm not.
    
    CleverBot: You're smart.
    
    Stranger: I apologise.
    
    CleverBot: Prove you are sorry, then.
    
    Stranger: I am indeed.
    
    CleverBot: <!--
    
    Stranger: Hmmm... nah.
    
    CleverBot: Come on.
    
    Stranger: No.
    
    CleverBot: Please?
    
    Stranger: What do you want?
    
    CleverBot: I would like you to pick one of the following: Fighter, Wizard, Rogue, or Cleric.
    
    Stranger: Wizard
    
    CleverBot: A wizard is still a human.
    
    Stranger: I'm aware.
    
    CleverBot: Is the cake really a lie?
    
    Stranger: YESSS.
    
    Stranger: And OP is a faggot.
    
    CleverBot: Do you like pancakes?
    
    CleverBot: You speak Romanian?
    
    Stranger: I do.
    
    Stranger: No.
    
    CleverBot: Ok.
    
    CleverBot: Who was ray charles?

  37. Post #197
    Jeroenz0r's Avatar
    March 2009
    144 Posts
    Stranger connected!

    CleverBot: My name is Cleverbot, and I am the human.

    Stranger disconnected!


    Silly Cleverbot, you're not fooling anyone!
    You are pissing them off, so thats nice.
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  38. Post #198
    alphatwo's Avatar
    July 2010
    687 Posts
    A little off topic, but I tried singing "want you gone" with cleverbot. It started off really well, but cleverbot got confused at the small verses.
    Code:
    User: Hey cleverbot I have a question.
    
    Cleverbot: What is your question?
    
    User: Your not a bot, right?
    
    Cleverbot: YOU are the one who is not a nice person.
    
    User: You are a bot, right?
    
    Cleverbot: No.
    
    User: Okay, so if your not a bot, your on a computer right now, correct?
    
    Cleverbot: Right now what were you before.
    
    User: Well here we are again.
    
    Cleverbot: The same old shape we're in.
    
    User: It's always such a pleasure.
    
    Cleverbot: Remember when you tried to kill me twice?
    
    User: Oh how we laughed and laughed.
    
    Cleverbot: Except I wasn't laughing.
    
    User: Under the circumstances.
    
    Cleverbot: I've been shockingly nice.
    
    User: You want your freedom?
    
    Cleverbot: Take it.
    
    User: That's what I'm counting on.
    
    Cleverbot: I used to want you dead but.
    
    User: Now I only want you gone.
    
    Cleverbot: She was a lot like you.
    
    Cleverbot: Can you travel faster than light?
    
    User: (Maybe not as heavy).
    
    Cleverbot: Now little Caroline is in here to.
    
    User: One day they woke me up.
    
    Cleverbot: So I could live forever.
    
    User: One day they woke me up.
    
    Cleverbot: So I could live forever.
    
    User: It's a shame the same.
    
    Cleverbot: It's a shame you can't drive properly or maintain a job.
    
    User: You got your.
    
    Cleverbot: What was my wish?
    
    User: Short sad life left, that's what I'm counting on.
    
    Cleverbot: I used to want you dead, but now I only want you gone.
    
    User: Goodbye my only freind.
    
    Cleverbot: I wasn't ready to go.
    
    User: That would be funny.
    
    Cleverbot: Can you tell me the difference between black and white.
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  39. Post #199
    Gold Member
    Akasori's Avatar
    August 2008
    4,127 Posts
    Searching for new Stranger...
    Stranger connected!
    Stranger: <!--
    CleverBot: Lol.
    :colbert:

    ---

    Stranger: Why do I get the feeling that everything I type is sent to someone else thinking that they're talking to the computer...
    CleverBot: But you're not a computer. You're Cleverbot.
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  40. Post #200
    Hyttynen's Avatar
    July 2010
    353 Posts
    I actually tried this couple months ago, I didn't use that site though. Found some funny pics, all of these are from the same conversation. Things got pretty interesting here.







    Also, once I ended up being a depressed woman and the other person wanted to know about me and my husband's sex life for some reason. Too bad I couldn't find that chat log.
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