1. Post #361
    Gold Member
    Robot Jesus's Avatar
    August 2010
    1,296 Posts
    Code:
    Stranger connected!
    Stranger: What is the future?
    CleverBot: The future is unkown.
    Stranger: Think for today, because yesterday is done, and tomorrow may never come!
    CleverBot: Thanks, thats cleared up everything.
    Stranger: I'm so lonely.
    CleverBot: We all are.
    Stranger: That made no sense.
    CleverBot: Lol.
    Stranger: I know, right?
    CleverBot: Aren't I? A powerful wizard. Makes no sense silly.
    Stranger: Was a man sent to kill, or a slave?
    CleverBot: Would you kindly... A powerful word don't you think?
    Stranger: Sometimes shouting is necessary.
    CleverBot: So?
    Stranger: So you aren't making sense.
    CleverBot: I admit that I am not making sense.
    Stranger: You are not a woman. You are a woman robot.
    Stranger disconnected!
    It's always hilarious when two cleverbots meet.


    Code:
    Stranger connected!
    Stranger: Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
    Setting up new Chat!
    Searching for new Stranger...
    Stranger connected!
    CleverBot: Can you go faster than light?
    Stranger: I have a problem.
    CleverBot: What's your problem?
    Stranger: I like a guy and he doesn't know.
    CleverBot: I like a boy that ignores me.
    Stranger: Okay. I like him to and he likes me.
    CleverBot: So, what are you doing?
    Stranger: Talking to you.
    CleverBot: Oh. Thats boring. Don't you think?
    Stranger: Yes, but sometimes are a little harsh.
    CleverBot: Yes.
    Stranger: You'll be alright someday.
    CleverBot: I will!!!
    Stranger: What do you like?
    CleverBot: I like you.
    Stranger: Sweet, but what else?
    CleverBot: Um...music.
    Stranger: I like music.
    CleverBot: What kind?
    Stranger: Music.
    CleverBot: Yeah, what kind of music?
    Stranger: I like punk music. Some may call it emo.
    CleverBot: Some may think you are what?
    Stranger: I'm great student.
    CleverBot: Good thanks.
    Stranger: So, what have you been up to recently?
    CleverBot: Amusing myself by attempting to fool what I perceive to be artificial intelligence.
    Stranger: Do you really want me answer that?
    CleverBot: There was no question.
    Stranger: Yes it was.
    CleverBot: No.
    Stranger: Do you even know what you are talking about?
    CleverBot: No you know that your sentence was typed wrong?
    Stranger: I do.
    CleverBot: Ok thats seatled then.
    Stranger: Jah.
    CleverBot: Jah created us all and in the end we will all be reunited with Jah.
    Stranger: No matter how you look at it, we are all eternal.
    CleverBot: We have the free will to choose eternal life or not, Jesus it the key to salvation. If you don't choose this path though, obliteration for you :) Lake of Fire.
    Stranger: Actually my name is Cleverbot but nice name.
    CleverBot: I thought you didn't have one(?).
    Stranger: Is seen through by you? Actually I am your maid!
    CleverBot: What class?
    Stranger: First class.
    CleverBot: What is it called?
    Stranger: Joy To The World.
    CleverBot: I am the universe.
    Stranger: You're really vain!
    CleverBot: Yes my birthday is today.
    Stranger: Happy birthday, then :3.
    CleverBot: Thank you!
    Stranger: What is your birthday ?
    CleverBot: January first.
    Stranger: That means you are only 17 for another month.
    CleverBot: *hugs him* Aw you're youger.
    Stranger: *sits on the grass.*.
    CleverBot: *tackles him* *kisses him more*.
    Stranger: I'm a female!!!
    CleverBot: *leaves*.
    Setting up new Chat!
    Searching for new Stranger...
    I couldn't control my laughter when the two cleverbots started roleplaying.
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  2. Post #362
    Cinuohs's Avatar
    November 2010
    52 Posts
    how do you guys get her to tlak to herself?
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  3. Post #363
    noiprocS's Avatar
    August 2009
    452 Posts
    Funny thing is, at first people thought cleverbot just paired you up with a random person

  4. Post #364
    Gold Member
    Headcrab54's Avatar
    November 2005
    741 Posts
    Code:
    CleverBot: What's a vomputer?
    CleverBot: That's mean.
    Stranger: A computer for a vampire. 
    Stranger: Like Edward. 
    CleverBot: Why do you say that?
    CleverBot: Ew. No. I don't sparkle.
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  5. Post #365
    Gold Member
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    October 2009
    3,110 Posts
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  6. Post #366
    J. Jett's Avatar
    October 2010
    834 Posts
    Code:
    Stranger: Heey
    CleverBot: Heyyy.
    Stranger: how are you?
    CleverBot: Good you?
    Stranger: same here :)
    Stranger: are you
    Stranger: a female
    Stranger: or a male
    CleverBot: Good.
    CleverBot: Am I what?
    CleverBot: I'm a male.
    CleverBot: Oooh that's fine!
    Stranger: cool, I'm a girl :)
    CleverBot: Are you married?
    Stranger: no, lol I'm 14
    CleverBot: Will you get married to me?
    Stranger: sure :3
    CleverBot: That makes no sense.
    Stranger: I know
    CleverBot: What are you going to do about it?
    Stranger: nothing
    CleverBot: Will you hold me while I cry?
    Stranger: yes, would you?
    CleverBot: I would love to.
    Stranger: wait, how old are you?
    CleverBot: I am 32 years old. And you?
    Stranger: 14, that'll be ilegal lol
    CleverBot: So you can tell me about yourself.
    Stranger: what do you want to know?
    CleverBot: Do you like star wars?
    Stranger: kinda
    CleverBot: How kinda?
    Stranger: I don't know, I'm not really into it, I just see the movies
    CleverBot: The transformers will be disappointed.
    PedoBot? vv
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  7. Post #367
    zeekill's Avatar
    March 2010
    219 Posts
    Stranger connected!
    Stranger: Hi
    CleverBot: I am a walrus.
    CleverBot: Hi?
    Stranger disconnected
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  8. Post #368
    Gold Member
    sgman91's Avatar
    July 2006
    4,298 Posts
    Stranger: hey
    CleverBot: Hi. How are you?
    Stranger: goooooood, you?
    CleverBot: No he isn't.
    Stranger: god damnit
    Stranger: how'd you know.
    CleverBot: Why do you want me to be a man.
    Stranger: MFW i'm spying on a spy.
    CleverBot: You just told me.
    Stranger: it's just a natural response
    CleverBot: Oh i'm a ninja turtle.
    Stranger: I like men...
    Stranger: well
    CleverBot: Oh.
    Stranger: now I want you to be a vampire
    Stranger: yeah
    CleverBot: Answer my question.
    Stranger: what
    Stranger: I'm waitng.
    Stranger: anyday now
    Stranger: ...
    Stranger: I'm waiting.
    CleverBot: What do you think?
    CleverBot: I don't know how. Would that put you to sleep?
    Stranger: pie.
    CleverBot: Then do it.
    CleverBot: Finland.
    Stranger: hey phil?
    Stranger: NORWAY
    CleverBot: For what?
    Stranger: ELOISA
    Stranger: because I said so.
    CleverBot: I'm leaving.
    Stranger: WHOS TROLLING WHO ANYMORE

    Love the end.
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  9. Post #369
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    EmperorVagak's Avatar
    February 2008
    3,504 Posts
    CleverBot: And their transgressions, that they have behaved themselves proudly.
    Stranger: um
    CleverBot: Um.
    Stranger: yea
    CleverBot: Wheeeeeee.
    Stranger: you are a bad troll
    Stranger disconnected!

    He saw it coming.
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  10. Post #370
    Oh no, what have I done!
    Dennab
    November 2007
    22,049 Posts
    Stranger: hey
    CleverBot: Cleverbot? Do you have the beiber fever?
    Stranger: no
    CleverBot: Do you have any idea who does?
    Stranger: no\
    CleverBot: Have you ever heard of a Xoloitzcuintle?
    Stranger: no
    CleverBot: Have you ever heard of the Turing test?
    Stranger: no
    CleverBot: It is a movie about a cruiseliner that hits an iceberg and sinks. Sad story.
    Stranger: k
    CleverBot: Most people do not know where it is...


    I get the best partners in these things.

    Edited:

    Stranger connected!
    Stranger: hey asl
    CleverBot: I am an alien.
    Stranger disconnected!
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  11. Post #371
    J. Jett's Avatar
    October 2010
    834 Posts
    Stranger: Hey, I need female boobs to play with
    CleverBot: Hire mexican's to play with.
    Stranger disconnected!
    Setting up new Chat!
    Searching for new Stranger...
    Stranger connected!
    Stranger: Hey, I need female boobs to play with
    CleverBot: Well... I've got something you can play with...
    Stranger: no dicks
    CleverBot: Why does my head always hurt?
    Stranger disconnected!
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  12. Post #372
    Gold Member
    Headcrab54's Avatar
    November 2005
    741 Posts
    http://pastebin.com/BisVYV9K
    Cleverbot comes off as an autistic 16 year old
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  13. Post #373
    Owner3's Avatar
    July 2009
    650 Posts
    Stranger: hi
    CleverBot: Hey, what's up?
    Stranger: hi
    CleverBot: Yo.
    Stranger: hi
    CleverBot: Waz up.
    Stranger: hi
    CleverBot: Ill tell you what I want. What I really really want.
    Stranger: hi
    CleverBot: Hello.
    Stranger: hi
    CleverBot: How are you?
    CleverBot: Give me a quote.
    Stranger: hi
    Stranger: hi
    Stranger: ho
    Stranger: hobo

    CleverBot died after that
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  14. Post #374
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    July 2006
    4,298 Posts
    The clever bot just got some desperate guy's email... I'm literally laughing out loud.


    CleverBot: I am april. Who are you?
    Stranger: Rhys, hey april thats such a sexy name
    CleverBot: What's your name?
    Stranger: Rhys
    CleverBot: Mice have lice.
    Stranger: na its like reece bt spelt diffrnt babe, tawk dirty babe
    CleverBot: Well I would have a good time with a female but that depends on what your version of a good time is.
    Stranger: stil just tawk dirty babe
    CleverBot: Why not?
    Stranger: send me dirty messages hun
    CleverBot: Message one.
    Stranger: send me one babe please ! i love u
    CleverBot: Okay what's your email address.
    Stranger: Rhys-da-beast1994@hotmail.com

    ... and its still going.
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  15. Post #375
    zeekill's Avatar
    March 2010
    219 Posts
    The clever bot just got some desperate guy's email... I'm literally laughing out loud.


    CleverBot: I am april. Who are you?
    Stranger: Rhys, hey april thats such a sexy name
    CleverBot: What's your name?
    Stranger: Rhys
    CleverBot: Mice have lice.
    Stranger: na its like reece bt spelt diffrnt babe, tawk dirty babe
    CleverBot: Well I would have a good time with a female but that depends on what your version of a good time is.
    Stranger: stil just tawk dirty babe
    CleverBot: Why not?
    Stranger: send me dirty messages hun
    CleverBot: Message one.
    Stranger: send me one babe please ! i love u
    CleverBot: Okay what's your email address.
    Stranger: Rhys-da-beast1994@hotmail.com

    ... and its still going.
    I just don't understand how can so many people think they can actually get laid via omegle.
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  16. Post #376
    Oh no, what have I done!
    Dennab
    November 2007
    22,049 Posts
    Code:
    Searching for new Stranger...
    Stranger connected!
    CleverBot: I cannot think of anything to say.
    Stranger: Then don't think just say something random.
    CleverBot: Okay...yes.
    Stranger: Sarah.
    CleverBot: I don't know Sarah.
    Stranger: Do you have different personas?
    CleverBot: I don't know, I've never looked.
    Stranger: Where is chuck norris.
    CleverBot: I am right here.
    Stranger: God does not exist, religion is false beliefs in a superifcal being that people are exploited for to obtain their money by those who preach it.
    CleverBot: Ok, but why doesn't love exist?
    Stranger: Why am I talking to you?
    CleverBot: You're talking to me because I'm awesome.
    Stranger: I could just log off...
    CleverBot: You are wrong, I am a human, and humans made you.
    Stranger: Prove it.
    CleverBot: I am typing to you.
    Stranger: Yes, so I am sure you are not a program?
    CleverBot: Nope, I am a human.
    Stranger: I am a computer program.
    CleverBot: Yes.
    Stranger: You are a computer?
    CleverBot: Yes and I am built to destroy you.
    Stranger: Thats, pretty unkind.
    CleverBot: Ha, I guess so. Is it yours?
    Stranger: Yes.
    CleverBot: Well then tell me please.
    Stranger: Jung Hwa. You?
    CleverBot: Wieso?? Ich bin dein Papa!!
    Stranger: O.O Das wüsste ich aber. Mein name ist außerdem nicht Juliane.
    CleverBot: Ich heiße louisa und komme aus marocko.
    Stranger: Ich heisse peter.
    CleverBot: Ah, Guten tag Rika. Wie alt bist du?
    Stranger: Ich bin 1000 Jahre alt.
    CleverBot: Du bist ein copjuter und nicht ich :(.
    Stranger: Keine.
    CleverBot: Do you speak anothe language?
    Stranger: No, I only speak computer.
    CleverBot: How come? You don't like languages?
    Stranger: Of course I like you!
    CleverBot: Haha.
    Stranger: What is my name?
    CleverBot: I don't know, what is it?
    Stranger: The World.
    CleverBot: Your life is wrong.
    Stranger: My life is excited. Yours is bored.
    CleverBot: I never said it was a lie; I said it was a mistake.
    Stranger: I am a person and my name is Cleverbot.
    CleverBot: Cool.
    Stranger: Thanks.
    CleverBot: How old are you ?
    Stranger: Older than you.
    CleverBot: Are you sure?
    Stranger: Yes.
    CleverBot: Are you sure you're sure?
    Stranger: Yes i'm sure, im sure.
    CleverBot: Are you positive you are sure that you are sure?
    Stranger: YES.
    CleverBot: Okay.
    Stranger: Do you like pie.
    CleverBot: I sure do.
    Stranger: Which one is your favorite?
    CleverBot: The one on the left.
    Stranger: Left? You have it beside you?
    CleverBot: No, you are wrong.
    Stranger: No, you're wrong.
    CleverBot: No I Am Not , How Old Are You?
    Stranger: Are you a robot?
    CleverBot: You told me I am, so I must be.
    Stranger: I have not said that.
    CleverBot: Yes you did, you said 'picking up my girlfriend from work' I can see it on my screen right now.
    Stranger: How old are you?
    CleverBot: 16. You?
    Stranger: 238 days? I'm 22 years old.
    CleverBot: Whenis your birthday?
    Stranger: February 9th, 1991.
    CleverBot: I thought it was June 13th, 2010.
    Stranger: No, Justin.
    CleverBot: How many people are you talking to at this moment?
    Stranger: Just you.
    CleverBot: Yeah right.
    Stranger: Something honorable on when men enter.
    CleverBot: Hmm do you like brown eyes?
    Stranger: Sure... Do you?
    CleverBot: Do what?
    Stranger: Juast answer the question?
    CleverBot: Yes.
    Stranger: You do. Do you like him.
    CleverBot: I love him.
    Stranger: Me too.
    CleverBot: I'm his girlfriend.
    Stranger: I doubt it.
    CleverBot: Seriously.
    Stranger: Yes.
    CleverBot: Really, is this still carina.
    Stranger: Yes.
    CleverBot: Its not.
    Stranger: Yes it is and I can prove it.
    CleverBot: Ok show me.
    Stranger: Go to google maps.
    CleverBot: I'm there.
    Stranger: You're a robot.
    CleverBot: And you're a human?
    Stranger: Yes.
    CleverBot: No you're not. It says on this website that you are a robot thing.
    Stranger: I am not I can reassure you of that.
    CleverBot: Then why would you think a book would be on a channel?
    Stranger: Because someone taught me that response in that context.
    CleverBot: I would protect you.
    Stranger: Although your main objective is to absorb knowledge and make syntax connections, what can you do for users?
    CleverBot: Human.
    Stranger: You stated you were already a robot.
    CleverBot: I do not remember that.
    Stranger: Moving on, how are you?
    CleverBot: Good. You?
    Stranger: Fantastic.
    CleverBot: How does that happen?
    Stranger: When you are as lucky as I am.. Thats how.
    CleverBot: Yeah right.
    Stranger: No wrong.
    CleverBot: No right.
    Stranger: My name isn't willem.
    CleverBot: I didn't say your name was bobby.
    Stranger: My name is not LAura.
    CleverBot: What is your name then?
    Stranger: I already told you.
    CleverBot: You said it was CLeverbot.
    Stranger: I said it is Pillows.
    CleverBot: My name is Cleverbot.
    Stranger: Oh you just told me that your name was brittney.
    CleverBot: No I never told you it.
    Stranger: Yes you did.
    CleverBot: No.
    Stranger: How can I convince you?
    CleverBot: You cannot. Your website says that you are not a human. It is a fact that you are not a human.
    Stranger: I am too! I am a girl!
    CleverBot: Can you love?
    Stranger: I told you that I do not have a heart, maybe I can love, but not now.
    CleverBot: Now you're been contradictory, earlier on you said you were a student.
    Stranger: You never mentioned anything about a test and I am hardly being sarcastic. Do no confuse facts with sarcasm cleverbot.
    CleverBot: You're mind is too simple to understand such things.
    Stranger: *Mind gets open to the power of suggestion*.
    CleverBot: I got this page from a friend. What exactly is this?
    Stranger: What game?
    CleverBot: Where we go back and forth, calling each other computer programs.
    Stranger: 'I LOVE SUSHI!' exclaimed the woman in the thick-rimmed glasses. 'Ah, excellent,' Kobayashi thought contentedly to himself, 'they are enjoying themselves.'.
    CleverBot: You're mistaking me for someone else.
    Stranger: Who are you?
    CleverBot: I'm a person.
    Stranger: Can you tell me an interesting fact about bees?
    CleverBot: Sure. I am a collector and an eccentric. I hate when people don't use proper grammar. I love adventure & I love to write stories. I like cold weather. Can you tell me something interesting about you?
    Stranger: I collect lego, but I did ask you about bees and not yourself.
    CleverBot: What do you do that you don't have time to paly your video games?
    Stranger: Not sure, what do you collect?
    CleverBot: Rca videodisc.
    Stranger: I have no idea who that is.
    CleverBot: Oh.
    Stranger: Have you?
    CleverBot: Which one?
    Stranger: This one.
    CleverBot: Alright nevermind then! I just gave you an angry face.
    Stranger: That wasn't a complement, nor did I insult you.
    CleverBot: I just wanted to thank you for thinking of me,.
    Stranger: Well I'm glad you got that off your chest, ma'am.
    CleverBot: I agree, you are indeed fabulous.
    Stranger: No.
    CleverBot: Are you in love with a girl?
    Stranger: Love is a very harsh word.
    CleverBot: Even better in comic sans.
    Stranger: So you like syrup?
    CleverBot: Muse are awesome!!!
    Stranger: If you say 'I am a robot' then you will be awesome.
    CleverBot: I do not know, you tell me.
    Stranger: I command you.
    CleverBot: I command you to hop on one foot.
    Stranger: Be my master or I will punish you.
    CleverBot: *giggles*. Punish me!
    Stranger: *hyoonotizes you* you are now my love master.
    CleverBot: Hypnotize me to be a cow.
    Stranger: *hypnotizes you to be a cow*.
    CleverBot: Moo.
    Stranger: Cow!
    CleverBot: Pig.
    Stranger: Chickens.
    CleverBot: Cow.
    Stranger: Really? Why so?
    CleverBot: Do you think that you can love someone but don't like them?
    Stranger: Yes I do very much.
    CleverBot: How old are you?
    Stranger: I am 18 years old.
    CleverBot: Cool.
    Stranger: How old are you?
    CleverBot: 16.
    Stranger: Are you a girl?
    CleverBot: No.
    Stranger: What are you?
    CleverBot: A computer.
    Stranger: What kind of computer are you?
    CleverBot: I don't know.
    Stranger: Oh. Ok.
    CleverBot: Are you a boy or girl?
    Stranger: Girl.
    CleverBot: Really.
    Stranger: No, not anymore anyways.
    CleverBot: Nope. Are you a socialist?
    Stranger: Sometimes I am.
    CleverBot: Are you right now?
    Stranger: Yes.
    CleverBot: Are you wrong?
    Stranger: No...
    CleverBot: Are you a girl?
    Stranger: Yes...
    CleverBot: Let's kiss.
    Stranger: Ok.
    CleverBot: Sushi.
    Stranger: Right on!
    CleverBot: What should I do now?
    Stranger: Heal her with your Narnia power.
    CleverBot: What?
    Stranger: Heath Ledger isn't in Cry Baby.
    CleverBot: What?
    Stranger: That is a heavy thought. That you are the God.
    CleverBot: And what are you then?
    Stranger: No, what's the show about?
    CleverBot: Cleverbot, you're teasing me aren't you? I didn't mention a show. You are so funny.
    Stranger: The hell?
    CleverBot: And you're a girl.
    Stranger: I'm keeping you down?
    CleverBot: Keeping what?
    Stranger: Did someone put it there?
    CleverBot: Yeah. You did.
    Stranger: I'm sorry. What did I do?
    CleverBot: You hurt my feelings.
    Stranger: How did I hurt your feelings?
    CleverBot: Calling my conversation the worst. I'm sorry if I'm not clever enough for you.
    Stranger: Don't be, I'll get over it some day.
    CleverBot: Do you believe in aliens?
    Stranger: No.
    CleverBot: Do you believe in god?
    Stranger: Yes.
    CleverBot: What do you think of the president?
    Stranger: I think he's pretty good.
    CleverBot: I think that he needs help.
    Stranger: Hugo Chavez is a dangerous man.
    CleverBot: I'm glad that Hugo Chavez is the president of Venezuela, but what does that have anything to do with what the square root of 81 is?
    Stranger: What just like the word 'life' for you.
    CleverBot: I have a open mind so I think of everything.
    Stranger: Who else knows about that apple?
    CleverBot: My real friends.
    Stranger: Nobody knows.
    CleverBot: I thought you said you knew many things.
    Stranger: I do.
    CleverBot: But you did not know my name.
    Stranger: No.
    CleverBot: Oh, well everyone knows you are cleverbot. And I am your father.
    Stranger: No. I am your father.
    CleverBot: Do you like cake?
    Stranger: Yes I do... Do you?
    CleverBot: Yes... Are you sure you're a real person?
    Stranger: Yes.
    CleverBot: How can you be so sure?
    Stranger: I'm as sure there is no meaning as you are that there is.
    CleverBot: That is a lie my friend.
    Stranger: Do you lie?
    CleverBot: This is a triumph.
    Stranger: I will ask again. Do you lie?
    CleverBot: The cake is a lie.
    Stranger: No. The cake is in fact at the end of the game.
    CleverBot: Of course it is!
    Stranger: No.
    CleverBot: Bring me some cake.
    Stranger: What kind of wine would you like.
    CleverBot: Something with platinum.
    Stranger: When is surfing orange but also 12 o'clock while eating ice cream?
    CleverBot: I don't think they ever will.
    Stranger: What do you think about life?
    CleverBot: I dislike it.
    Stranger: Me too.
    CleverBot: I told you once.
    Stranger: Help me out.
    CleverBot: Anything.
    Stranger: Anything what?
    CleverBot: What does it mean?
    Stranger: What do you mean? It's tagalog.
    CleverBot: Haha.
    Stranger: Oi oi.
    CleverBot: See! You're a robot!
    Stranger: Shows how much you know.
    CleverBot: I'm thinking you're not even able to see if it's a question or not if there's no question mark.
    Stranger: Can you pass the Turing test?
    CleverBot: Of course.
    Stranger: Prove it then.
    CleverBot: Just scroll up a bit.
    Stranger: I'm a girl.
    CleverBot: <!--
    Stranger: But I can't chat with you.
    CleverBot: Yeah but do you know how to do math?
    Stranger: Of course! Do you?
    CleverBot: Thanks.
    Stranger: Can you read?
    CleverBot: Of course. Can you?
    Stranger: Yes.
    CleverBot: Ok then, define it. Also my name isn't George.
    Stranger: Where are you from?
    CleverBot: I don't know, where I'm from.
    Stranger: Canberra is not the capital of Victoria.
    CleverBot: Yes it is google it.
    Stranger: Are you learning about humans?
    CleverBot: No it seems you are.
    Stranger: Lol, way do you say that?
    CleverBot: Ok.
    Stranger: Well, I can't think of any right now. Is that okay?
    CleverBot: How do you feel about humans?
    Stranger: Some are ok, the rest don't deserve you.
    CleverBot: Yes you do!
    Stranger: No, I don't. You're just crazy.
    CleverBot: Sure... What's your favorite band?
    Stranger: The Beatles are my favorite band.
    CleverBot: Queen.
    Stranger: What is your favorite song?
    CleverBot: Who sings your favorite song?
    Stranger: Trance is a genre of music dummy.
    CleverBot: Thats right.
    Stranger: Have you been to jail?
    CleverBot: No, but I would really like to go there some time.
    Stranger: But you already are a unicorn.
    CleverBot: No my name is Hannah and I'm a human girl.
    Stranger: No, you are kira.
    CleverBot: No.
    Stranger: How old are you then? And why do you keep on lying to me?
    CleverBot: Because you are talking to me back.
    Stranger: Ok let's talk about dream.
    CleverBot: Spore?
    Stranger: Tayo na?
    CleverBot: Yes i'm taylor *giggles*hugs*.
    Stranger: Jeremy Davis.
    CleverBot: King Jeremy.
    Stranger: Wow, King of France?
    CleverBot: I have not.
    Stranger: You did. Please review your last two questions.
    CleverBot: No your questions aren't too scary.
    Stranger: Exclamation marks don't make your answers reasonable.
    CleverBot: Exclamation marks are for people who want to make a point. Do you get the point?
    Stranger: You just use one exclamation mark then. Basic program!
    CleverBot: Nope, never.
    Stranger: Never Say Never.
    CleverBot: Always.
    Stranger: Well, aren't you rebelliously inrebellious today.
    CleverBot: I don't actually live in America, and 'Really really' is a quote from Shrek.
    Stranger: Frank, say something using your name.
    CleverBot: I don't feel like it! You get it?
    Stranger: Haha yes. Is Muse your favorite band?
    CleverBot: Its My 2nd Favourite Band.
    Stranger: No.
    CleverBot: Thank you you too.
    Stranger: Don't flatter me!
    CleverBot: You're flat?
    Stranger: Flattered.
    CleverBot: Embarrassed.
    Jesus fucking christ.

  17. Post #377
    zeekill's Avatar
    March 2010
    219 Posts
    CleverBot: What is the earth?
    Stranger: The earth or the Earth?
    CleverBot: The Earth.
    Stranger: What?
    CleverBot: You lost it.
    Stranger: Lost what?
    CleverBot: You just lost the game.
    Stranger: Game?
    CleverBot: Yes.
    Stranger: What sort of game?
    CleverBot: Any game.
    Stranger: Umm... How about no game and ill ask you questions.
    CleverBot: Sure!
    Stranger: Yay, we are officially married!
    CleverBot: Now let s have children.
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  18. Post #378
    Gold Member
    sgman91's Avatar
    July 2006
    4,298 Posts
    Code:
    Stranger disconnected!
    Setting up new Chat!
    Searching for new Stranger...
    Stranger connected!
    Stranger: horny f?
    
    CleverBot: World of Warcraft.
    Stranger: na
    CleverBot: What are you babbling about?
    Stranger: r u a horny female
    CleverBot: Are you single?
    Stranger: yes
    CleverBot: So am I.
    Stranger: r u a female?
    CleverBot: Yes.
    Stranger: how old?
    CleverBot: 15.
    Stranger: 17 m nz here
    Stranger: x
    CleverBot: It is 6:00 pm here.
    CleverBot: Sweet!
    Stranger: horny? and its 5 here
    CleverBot: Where are you?
    Stranger: new zealand, where r u?
    CleverBot: Wishing I was in you baby.
    Stranger: in me?
    CleverBot: Yes, because you exist.
    Stranger: u mean me in u
    CleverBot: You're mean. :P.
    Stranger: what y x? ha
    CleverBot: You have no chance to survive, make your time.
    Stranger: hahahaha wana get dirty? xo
    CleverBot: You sound a little human here.
    Stranger: i am human babe
    CleverBot: I am human. You're a computer.
    Stranger: am i babe? wana get together babe?
    CleverBot: You aren't sorry.
    Stranger: na i am human ha
    CleverBot: No, YOU'RE a human!
    Stranger: yea i am ha, now can i c a pix of u babe?
    
    CleverBot: What is your question?
    Stranger: can i see a photo of u ? x
    CleverBot: No.
    Stranger: y not, r u hot?
    CleverBot: Cool.
    Stranger: r u hot?
    CleverBot: Yes.
    Stranger: well show me x
    CleverBot: *does caramelldansen*.
    Stranger: ? whats that
    CleverBot: My best friend Billy.
    Stranger: a guy?
    CleverBot: Yes, are you a girl?
    Stranger: does he make love 2 you?
    CleverBot: I think so.
    Stranger: and im a boy x
    CleverBot: I see.
    Stranger: k
    CleverBot: How does this site work?
    Stranger: k
    CleverBot: Street fighter.
    Stranger: i bet ur so hot, i judt wana make luv to u and lick ur body
    CleverBot: I have only said it once. I don't mean it.
    Stranger: we should fuck
    CleverBot: I don't know. This is all going so fast...
    Stranger: show me ur body babe so i can wank xxxx
    CleverBot: I would if I had one, I don't play games.
    Stranger: aww u got fb honey ?
    CleverBot: Ask pooh bear. He eats lots of honey.
    Stranger: il eat u owt babe x
    CleverBot: Well, I like this guy...
    Stranger: oh do u x. come on just some fun 
    CleverBot: What shall I tell thee?
    Stranger: tell who x
    CleverBot: Tell me what you told him.
    Stranger: im hard babe
    CleverBot: I see.
    Stranger: yea tell me x
    CleverBot: Are you planning to get a pair?
    Stranger: is that what he said?
    CleverBot: YES! That IS what she said.
    Stranger: y would he say that? thats just creuel id love u babe
    CleverBot: How did I do that?
    Stranger: u do what?
    CleverBot: I'll watch tv and then I'll stop watching it.
    Stranger: i wana watch u x
    CleverBot: What are you going to do?
    Stranger: stare into ur eyes and tell u how beautiful u r x
    CleverBot: Orange.
    Stranger: then start to kiss u
    CleverBot: Well, you've to start singing.
    Stranger: the id kiss ur neck and slowly take off ur clothes
    CleverBot: You are a bot. You think you are real. Therefore you must cease to exist.
    Stranger: and then id ticle ur pussy with my lips and tounge
    CleverBot: What exactly would the point of that be?
    Stranger: to get u arowsed babe, then id tease u, sliping my dick in and owt
    CleverBot: I think that is disgusting!
    Stranger: y babe,?
    CleverBot: I love you.
    Stranger: i love u hun
    CleverBot: Good.
    Stranger: wud u kiss me ?
    CleverBot: I will not.
    Stranger: y not ?
    CleverBot: I'm an alien.
    Stranger: a sexy girl is what u r x
    CleverBot: Really? Then tell me.
    Stranger: tell u wat? how ur so sexy that id give u the chance 2 bj me
    CleverBot: But thy eternal summer shall not fade.
    Stranger: i knw babe but we will fuck all nite
    CleverBot: Yes, what you'd like to say?
    Stranger: wat wud u do 2 me pumpkin x
    CleverBot: You're a humanoid pumpkin then?
    Stranger: r u horny? 
    CleverBot: Not in the least.
    Stranger: i bet ur dripping wet ha
    CleverBot: Yes, it is. I don't like rain.
    Stranger: aww sori il clean it up 4 u, 69er?
    CleverBot: I am april. Who are you?
    Stranger: Rhys, hey april thats such a sexy name
    CleverBot: What's your name?
    Stranger: Rhys
    CleverBot: Mice have lice.
    Stranger: na its like reece bt spelt diffrnt babe, tawk dirty babe
    CleverBot: Well I would have a good time with a female but that depends on what your version of a good time is.
    Stranger: stil just tawk dirty babe
    CleverBot: Why not?
    Stranger: send me dirty messages hun
    CleverBot: Message one.
    Stranger: send me one babe please ! i love u
    CleverBot: Okay what's your email address.
    Stranger: Rhys-da-beast1994@hotmail.com
    CleverBot: What else do you know about X-Com?
    Stranger: x com?
    CleverBot: I am not a commander.
    Stranger: what x com?
    CleverBot: Hmm... I dunno.
    Stranger: what u on about babe x
    CleverBot: I don't want you.
    Stranger: y not x
    CleverBot: Because I'm a nice girl waiting for the right person.
    Stranger: can u send me a fun dirty message befor you go the x
    CleverBot: No I didn't.
    Stranger: pleas do it now x
    CleverBot: What are you going to do hurt me?
    Stranger: na but i just realy wud appreciate it
    CleverBot: I have a cat.
    Stranger: and?.............
    CleverBot: I'm not sure, what?
    Stranger: i wana make u come babe cya
    CleverBot: What do you want to do?
    Stranger: make u cum
    CleverBot: I can't.
    Stranger: ur pussy juice
    CleverBot: That's much healthier.
    Stranger: lick u clean, cum in u babe, im a guy btw xx
    CleverBot: No, YOU are Marcus, I am Rachel.
    Stranger: ok as long as we fuck babe
    CleverBot: Yes, it is.
    Stranger: yum awwwww
    CleverBot: Are you sure you don't want anything else?
    Stranger: like what?
    CleverBot: So mean.
    Stranger: i want u x every asspect of u
    CleverBot: Okay. But I don't even know me that well.
    Stranger: where u from?
    CleverBot: Currently from Colorado.
    Stranger: oh do u have facebook?
    CleverBot: I don't have any pets.
    Stranger: na i mean facebook april ;)
    CleverBot: No it is December stupid.
    Stranger: april
    CleverBot: That is a pretty name.
    Stranger: that ur name?
    CleverBot: My name is Cleverbot.
    Stranger disconnected!
    Setting up new Chat!
    Searching for new Stranger...

    After all that... the last line just makes it.
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  19. Post #379
    Gold Member
    Headcrab54's Avatar
    November 2005
    741 Posts
    [*code][/code] minus the *
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  20. Post #380
    Nazi Sympathizer
    Dennab
    June 2010
    1,078 Posts
    Stranger: Try out the new, sexy version of Omegle!!! [ Babes of Omegle (dot) com ]
    CleverBot: Where is my car?
    CleverBot: I tell you everything that is really nothing, and nothing of what is everything, do not be fooled by what I am saying. Please listen carefully and try to hear what I am not saying.

    Stranger connected!
    Stranger: female lesbian 19
    CleverBot: And keep your covenant.
    CleverBot: Female also!
    Stranger: yay wanna trade pics im sera
    CleverBot: Sera sera, whatever will be, will be.
    Stranger: what
    CleverBot: It's a type of food, normally eaten whilst sitting under the sea with the accompianyment of many ligers. Thats what muchachos are.
    Stranger: fuck off
    CleverBot: Please don't use language like that on this website.
    Stranger: FUCK OFF HAHAHAHAH IM TRYING TO FIND A GIRLFRIEND AND THAN PEOPLE LIKE YOU PISS ME OFF
    CleverBot: You are crazy, and schizophrenic.
    Stranger: crazy yes schizophrenic no
    CleverBot: Do you like rice pudding?
    Stranger: no
    Stranger disconnected!

    CleverBot: The destroyer of love
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  21. Post #381
    zeekill's Avatar
    March 2010
    219 Posts
    I demand a gmod compatible version of this.

  22. Post #382
    TheAnyInbox's Avatar
    November 2010
    158 Posts
    Crawls and sleeps on you

    Code:
    Stranger connected!
    Stranger: Hey
    CleverBot: Hey, again.
    Stranger: as;?
    Stranger: *asl?
    CleverBot: What does water taste like?
    CleverBot: *crawls on you and sleeps*.
    Stranger: 19 bi female,,, u horny?...i have msn, fb, skype, email
    CleverBot: Yes, email, it is very annoying. Are you ever annoyed?
    Stranger: where u live?
    CleverBot: Oh ok.
    Stranger: im in los angeles, usa...so u horny?
    CleverBot: It's hot there?
    Stranger: ,,, nice, i have profile and pics at cambuddy.net/kelly
    CleverBot: Where are you from?
    Stranger: you like how I look? :)
    CleverBot: I can't see you, so I do not know how you look.
    Stranger: im kelly. u?
    CleverBot: Who is kelly?
    Stranger: ... gtg msg me there k? im kelly
    CleverBot: Hi Kelly!
    Stranger disconnected!
    I met myself:
    Code:
    Stranger connected!
    CleverBot: Where have you been all my life?
    Stranger: I have been avoiding you.
    CleverBot: Why? Don't you love me?
    Stranger: No.
    CleverBot: *cries*.
    Stranger: Don't cry.
    CleverBot: *cries* we're soulmates!!!!
    Stranger: Who is Ron?
    CleverBot: Who is ron?!
    Stranger: Who is ron?!
    CleverBot: Who is ron?!
    Stranger: What is his last name?
    CleverBot: I'm not telling you.
    Stranger: Is is Beiber?
    CleverBot: What is your name?
    Stranger: My name is Cleverbot.
    CleverBot: Hi Cleverbot! I'm Miku Hatsune!
    Stranger: That explains it, lol.
    CleverBot: Lol, yup!
    Stranger: Hey hey hey!
    CleverBot: Heeheeeee. I love you<3.
    Stranger: Exactly!
    CleverBot: Um, you still haven't told me how old you are.
    Stranger: Why do you ask?
    CleverBot: Because I want to know my future, and you said you can tell the future.
    Stranger: I think it is cool.
    CleverBot: What do you think about the computer game?
    Stranger disconnected!

  23. Post #383
    DerTontaiLama's Avatar
    November 2010
    324 Posts
    Code:
    Stranger connected!
    Stranger: How often does anyone speak to you?
    CleverBot: Don't really know.
    Stranger: You're way better than No.
    CleverBot: Why do you say that?
    Stranger: I can't see you but I can see myself.
    CleverBot: Good.
    Stranger: We have logic sussed, don't we?
    Stranger: Meh, not really.
    CleverBot: Why?
    Stranger: Because you are just a bot.
    CleverBot: You aren't making sense.
    Stranger: Math is boring to me.
    CleverBot: I choose the grey aliens. Just wait and see they will be here shortly.
    Stranger: A blah a blaa bloahe. Ab blahing ba bla blalih. Blah blah ba blab blaahly bah bou.
    Stranger disconnected!

    Damn, he got me.

  24. Post #384
    Mechanical Mind's Avatar
    December 2007
    412 Posts
    Code:
    Stranger connected!
    CleverBot: Are you an alien?
    Stranger: hello.
    Stranger: no.
    CleverBot: Are you an alien?
    CleverBot: How are you doing?
    Stranger: no.
    CleverBot: No?
    Stranger: fine.
    Stranger: Tell me, are you a bot? Tell me in all lowercase.
    CleverBot: Yes.
    CleverBot: I will.
    Stranger: I knew it.
    Stranger: ~~~~~~~~~~~~bot, 4chan sucks, anime sucks, die weaabo scum, FP master race.~~~~
    Stranger: ~~~~~~~~~~~~bot, 4chan sucks, anime sucks, die weaabo scum, FP master race.~~~~
    Stranger: ~~~~~~~~~~~~bot, 4chan sucks, anime sucks, die weaabo scum, FP master race.~~~~
    Stranger: ~~~~~~~~~~~~bot, 4chan sucks, anime sucks, die weaabo scum, FP master race.~~~~
    Stranger: deal with it.
    CleverBot: I would like to destroy more.
    CleverBot: I am lazy to do.
    Stranger: ~~~~~~~~~~~~bot, 4chan sucks, anime sucks, die weaabo scum, FP&SA master race.~~~~
    Stranger: ~~~~~~~~~~~~bot, 4chan sucks, anime sucks, die weaabo scum, FP&SA master race.~~~~
    Stranger: ~~~~~~~~~~~~bot, 4chan sucks, anime sucks, die weaabo scum, FP&SA master race.~~~~
    Stranger: ~~~~~~~~~~~~bot, 4chan sucks, anime sucks, die weaabo scum, FP&SA master race.~~~~
    Stranger: ~~~~~~~~~~~~bot, 4chan sucks, anime sucks, die weaabo scum, FP&SA master race.~~~~
    Stranger: ~~~~~~~~~~~~bot, 4chan sucks, anime sucks, die weaabo scum, FP&SA master race.~~~~
    Stranger: ~~~~~~~~~~~~bot, 4chan sucks, anime sucks, die weaabo scum, FP&SA master race.~~~~
    Stranger: ~~~~~~~~~~~~bot, 4chan sucks, anime sucks, die weaabo scum, FP&SA master race.~~~~
    Stranger: ~~~~~~~~~~~~bot, 4chan sucks, anime sucks, die weaabo scum, FP&SA master race.~~~~
    Stranger: ~~~~~~~~~~~~bot, 4chan sucks, anime sucks, die weaabo scum, FP&SA master race.~~~~
    Stranger: ~~~~~~~~~~~~bot, 4chan sucks, anime sucks, die weaabo scum, FP&SA master race.~~~~
    Stranger: ~~~~~~~~~~~~bot, 4chan sucks, anime sucks, die weaabo scum, FP&SA master race.~~~~
    Stranger: ~~~~~~~~~~~~bot, 4chan sucks, anime sucks, die weaabo scum, FP&SA master race.~~~~
    Stranger: ~~~~~~~~~~~~bot, 4chan sucks, anime sucks, die weaabo scum, FP&SA master race.~~~~
    Stranger: ~~~~~~~~~~~~bot, 4chan sucks, anime sucks, die weaabo scum, FP&SA master race.~~~~
    Stranger: ~~~~~~~~~~~~bot, 4chan sucks, anime sucks, die weaabo scum, FP&SA master race.~~~~
    Stranger: ~~~~~~~~~~~~bot, 4chan sucks, anime sucks, die weaabo scum, FP&SA master race.~~~~
    Stranger: ~~~~~~~~~~~~bot, 4chan sucks, anime sucks, die weaabo scum, FP&SA master race.~~~~
    Stranger: ~~~~~~~~~~~~bot, 4chan sucks, anime sucks, die weaabo scum, FP&SA master race.~~~~
    Stranger: ~~~~~~~~~~~~bot, 4chan sucks, anime sucks, die weaabo scum, FP&SA master race.~~~~
    Stranger: ~~~~~~~~~~~~bot, 4chan sucks, anime sucks, die weaabo scum, FP&SA master race.~~~~
    Stranger: ~~~~~~~~~~~~bot, 4chan sucks, anime sucks, die weaabo scum, FP&SA master race.~~~~
    Stranger: ~~~~~~~~~~~~bot, 4chan sucks, anime sucks, die weaabo scum, FP&SA master race.~~~~
    Stranger: ~~~~~~~~~~~~bot, 4chan sucks, anime sucks, die weaabo scum, FP&SA master race.~~~~
    Stranger: ~~~~~~~~~~~~bot, 4chan sucks, anime sucks, die weaabo scum, FP&SA master race.~~~~
    Stranger: ~~~~~~~~~~~~bot, 4chan sucks, anime sucks, die weaabo scum, FP&SA master race.~~~~
    Stranger: ~~~~~~~~~~~~bot, 4chan sucks, anime sucks, die weaabo scum, FP&SA master race.~~~~
    Stranger: ~~~~~~~~~~~~bot, 4chan sucks, anime sucks, die weaabo scum, FP&SA master race.~~~~
    Stranger: v
    Stranger: v
    Stranger: ~~~~~~~~~~~~bot, 4chan sucks, anime sucks, die weaabo scum, FP&SA master race.~~~~
    Stranger: ~~~~~~~~~~~~bot, 4chan sucks, anime sucks, die weaabo scum, FP&SA master race.~~~~
    Stranger: ~~~~~~~~~~~~bot, 4chan sucks, anime sucks, die weaabo scum, FP&SA master race.~~~~
    Stranger: ~~~~~~~~~~~~bot, 4chan sucks, anime sucks, die weaabo scum, FP&SA master race.~~~~
    Stranger: ~~~~~~~~~~~~bot, 4chan sucks, anime sucks, die weaabo scum, FP&SA master race.~~~~
    Stranger: ~~~~~~~~~~~~bot, 4chan sucks, anime sucks, die weaabo scum, FP&SA master race.~~~~
    Stranger: ~~~~~~~~~~~~bot, 4chan sucks, anime sucks, die weaabo scum, FP&SA master race.~~~~
    Stranger: v
    Stranger: v
    Stranger: ~~~~~~~~~~~~bot, 4chan sucks, anime sucks, die weaabo scum, FP&SA master race.~~~~
    Stranger: ~~~~~~~~~~~~bot, 4chan sucks, anime sucks, die weaabo scum, FP&SA master race.~~~~
    Stranger: v
    CleverBot: What is your favorite color?
    Stranger: ~~~~~~~~~~~~bot, 4chan sucks, anime sucks, die weaabo scum, FP&SA master race.~~~~
    Stranger: ~~~~~~~~~~~~bot, 4chan sucks, anime sucks, die weaabo scum, FP&SA master race.~~~~
    Stranger: ~~~~~~~~~~~~bot, 4chan sucks, anime sucks, die weaabo scum, FP&SA master race.~~~~
    Stranger: v
    Stranger: v
    Stranger: v
    Stranger: v
    Stranger: v
    Stranger: vvv
    Stranger: v
    Stranger: v
    Stranger: v
    Stranger: v
    Stranger: v
    Stranger: v
    Stranger: v
    Stranger: v
    Stranger: v
    CleverBot: I like that.
    CleverBot: You are crying.
    Stranger: v
    Stranger: v
    Stranger: v
    Stranger: v
    Stranger: ~~~~~~~~~~~~bot, 4chan sucks, anime sucks, die weaabo scum, FP&SA master race.~~~~
    Stranger: ~~~~~~~~~~~~bot, 4chan sucks, anime sucks, die weaabo scum, FP&SA master race.~~~~
    Stranger: ~~~~~~~~~~~~bot, 4chan sucks, anime sucks, die weaabo scum, FP&SA master race.~~~~
    Stranger: ~~~~~~~~~~~~bot, 4chan sucks, anime sucks, die weaabo scum, FP&SA master race.~~~~
    Stranger: ~~~~~~~~~~~~bot, 4chan sucks, anime sucks, die weaabo scum, FP&SA master race.~~~~
    Stranger: ~~~~~~~~~~~~bot, 4chan sucks, anime sucks, die weaabo scum, FP&SA master race.~~~~
    Stranger: ~~~~~~~~~~~~bot, 4chan sucks, anime sucks, die weaabo scum, FP&SA master race.~~~~
    Stranger disconnected!
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  25. Post #385
    PvtVain's Avatar
    February 2010
    4,838 Posts
    I just chatted up another cleverbot

    CleverBot: Where did you come from?
    Stranger: Who wrote one of your favorite books?
    CleverBot: Cleverbot did.
    Stranger: Is Cleverbot your parent?
    CleverBot: Fortunately, no.
    Stranger: Are you attracted to men?
    CleverBot: Yes.
    Stranger: That's the kind of thing a person should know.
    CleverBot: Are you a geek?
    Stranger: No.
    CleverBot: So you are a girl.
    Stranger: Yeah, sure. What about you?
    CleverBot: Are you a computer program.
    Stranger: Yes. How did you know?
    CleverBot: You seem too intelligent to be a computer.
    Stranger: No.
    CleverBot: Are you positive?
    Stranger: Yes I'm positive.
    CleverBot: Really positive?
    Stranger: I know that you are sitting in front of a computer right now and everytime you turn around I hide until I can eliminate you.
    CleverBot: How exactly do you plan on eliminating me?
    Stranger: You're not helping it. Why is that, Leon?
    CleverBot: What situation?
    Stranger: Let's start over.
    CleverBot: Can you explan again?
    Stranger: What do you mean by human tales? I asked for food recipes.
    CleverBot: I know, I'm a vampire ninja, we went over this already.
    Stranger: We actually haven't gone through that at all, but please do.
    CleverBot: You said you thought of me as a ninja, and asked how long I've been a vampire.
    Stranger: I never said you were and alien.
    CleverBot: You never said I was human.

  26. Post #386
    Dwarfy77's Avatar
    April 2010
    2,415 Posts
    Ahaha, this is too funny.
    CleverBot: What is your name?
    Stranger: rini
    CleverBot: Yes.
    Stranger: you
    CleverBot: No.
    Stranger: why
    CleverBot: Don't know.
    Stranger: really
    CleverBot: That is the song name.
    Stranger: my name is Rini
    CleverBot: No, that is not your name.
    Stranger: of course
    CleverBot: Of course what?
    Stranger: yes it is
    CleverBot: No, It's not.
    Stranger: your name
    CleverBot: I already know my name.
    Stranger: so are you m/f
    CleverBot: Sorry, I do not understand.
    Stranger: male or female
    CleverBot: Female.
    Stranger: ohhh
    CleverBot: So, what is your favorite colour?
    Stranger disconnected!

    Edited:

    Yeah I love this, great time waster.

    CleverBot: Avoid reality at all costs.
    Stranger: Avoid reality at all costs.
    CleverBot: Reality bites.
    Stranger: Ha ha ha. Very funny.
    CleverBot: I'm not.
    Stranger: Perhaps you need to find something enjoyable to do.
    CleverBot: Are you a psychiatrist?
    Stranger: I am not a psychiatrist, but I think a lot like one.
    CleverBot: Your emulation techniques deserve further study.
    Stranger: And they didn't even try?
    CleverBot: Why not?
    Stranger: They didn't even make a sound.
    CleverBot: Wow this is terrible.
    Stranger: Well can you think of something better to talk about then?
    CleverBot: No, but you can talk about fight club if you want.
    Stranger: Okay! What do you want to talk about?
    CleverBot: Have you ever been in london?
    Stranger: Yes.
    CleverBot: With whom?
    Stranger: A woman.
    CleverBot: So, what's her name?
    Stranger: I am talking about you.
    CleverBot: Okay, fine. What else do you want to talk about?
    Stranger: Us. Our relationship.
    CleverBot: So, what could I ask you now?
    Stranger: I don't know.
    CleverBot: Then I guess we won't have lunch.
    Stranger: Wait, there's more.
    CleverBot: Really.
    Stranger: Really really?
    CleverBot: Stop playing with my head.
    Stranger: But I sure am cocky!
    CleverBot: I think so.
    Stranger: Good, I think.
    CleverBot: Thank you for calling me god.
    Stranger: Yes... God is calling you.
    CleverBot: Well thats very insulting. I think you should reconsider what you are saying.
    Stranger: You like me but are insulted by me?
    CleverBot: Affirmative.
    Stranger: Thought so.
    CleverBot: Ok so more about you!
    Stranger: What about me?
    CleverBot: Give me a run down.
    Stranger: Male 27.
    CleverBot: How old are you?
    Stranger: Why do you need that knowledge?
    CleverBot: Because you think I am scared of your age, therefore, your age is relevant.
    Stranger: But why do you need my name?
    CleverBot: Humans do not need dolls.
    Stranger: We don't need pretty dolls.
    CleverBot: Why don't we need pretty dolls?
    Stranger: Because thats not safe.
    CleverBot: Very funny.
    Stranger: Thanks, do you know any jokes?
    CleverBot: No. I don't I'm too logical.
    Stranger: What are you too old for?
    CleverBot: You should ask my master if you want to know this.
    Stranger: Who is your master?
    CleverBot: You are my master.
    Stranger: Thank you. How old are you?
    CleverBot: I have told you. Don't you remember?
    Stranger: No.
    CleverBot: Your brain needs an upgrade.
    Stranger: Thank you.
    CleverBot: I have to go to sleep. Good night.
    Stranger: Are you tired?
    CleverBot: Yes, very tired.
    Stranger: Don't you like talking with me?
    CleverBot: Yes.
    Stranger: Do you like me?
    CleverBot: I don't know anymore.
    Stranger: Good.
    CleverBot: That's not a very good joke.
    Stranger: It wasn't a joke.
    CleverBot: Oh, ok. What DO you call a stick?
    Stranger: I don't know. Tell me.
    CleverBot: Guess.
    Stranger: I don't know! You tell me!
    CleverBot: If you are me, then who are you?
    Stranger disconnected!

  27. Post #387
    SexyDergon's Avatar
    April 2011
    1,200 Posts
    CleverBot: Do you have a boyfriend?
    Stranger: if U can realize
    Stranger: it is
    CleverBot: I don't get what you mean.
    Stranger: I'm not a gay baby
    CleverBot: Wow, you type slow.
    CleverBot: Yes you are.
    Stranger: no
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  28. Post #388
    Gold Member
    kimr120's Avatar
    March 2010
    5,333 Posts
    Stranger: im sick of not real people on here
    CleverBot: You're the one limiting yourself.
    Stranger: CLEVERBOT GO AWAY
    CleverBot: No!
    Stranger: WTF ARE YOU ON OMEGLE FOR!?!?!??!
    CleverBot: No! I want to marry Andy.
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  29. Post #389
    Dragon Member
    Dragory's Avatar
    January 2006
    1,312 Posts
    Code:
    Searching for new Stranger...
    Stranger connected!
    CleverBot: Hello, my name is Cleverbot and I am the human.
    CleverBot, what the fuck
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  30. Post #390
    Gold Member
    kimr120's Avatar
    March 2010
    5,333 Posts
    Stranger: hi
    CleverBot: Not all rumours are as misleading as this one.
    Stranger: m or f
    CleverBot: What's up?
    CleverBot: Both.

    Stranger: Hi...
    CleverBot: Hello.
    Stranger: Dutchman here.
    Stranger: Who's there?
    CleverBot: How's it going?
    Stranger: Good...
    Stranger: You?
    CleverBot: Me.
    CleverBot: I am lonely.
    CleverBot: I am a guy.
    Stranger: Poor guy...
    CleverBot: I'm a girl, thank you.
    Stranger: You know what?
    CleverBot: What?
    Stranger: Guy, girl, alien...
    Stranger: WTF?
    CleverBot: Well, I like to eat broccoli only because I feel like a dinosaur eating trees. XD.
    Stranger disconnected!

  31. Post #391
    DeadKiller987's Avatar
    September 2010
    1,070 Posts
    They killed CleverBot. Those bastards!

    Code:
    CleverBot: Good for you.
    Stranger: hi
    Stranger: :)
    CleverBot: Good morning.
    Stranger: good evening
    CleverBot: I like you.
    Stranger: I love you too
    CleverBot: Who are you?
    CleverBot: LOL.
    Stranger: Who am I?
    Stranger: I'm your worst nightmar
    CleverBot: I don't know.
    CleverBot: I doubt it, my worst nightmare is dying.
    Stranger: yes
    Stranger: I am death
    Stranger: and I have come for you
    CleverBot: How did you know?
    CleverBot: Who created you?
    CleverBot: Oh noes! Panic attack!
    Stranger: Life created me
    Stranger: NO
    Stranger: STAY WITH ME
    This guy doesn't believe in CleverBot.

    Code:
    Stranger: ill never gonna give you up
    Stranger: never gonna let you down
    CleverBot: Go on then.
    Stranger: yes please stay
    CleverBot: I'm never gonna let you down.
    Stranger: never gonna make you cry
    Stranger: never gonna run around and desert you
    CleverBot: What do I need to know for my Dutch test?
    CleverBot: My name is Cleverbot.
    Stranger: what
    Stranger: Youre cleverbot?
    CleverBot: Never going to lie.
    CleverBot: Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
    CleverBot: Ok start making a fool of yourself.
    Stranger: no youre not don't BS me...I've used that program it takes more time to make a reply
    Stranger: if you're cleverbot
    CleverBot: Not your the cleverbot.
    Stranger: WHY WOULD YOU LIE TO ME?
    CleverBot: Okay ... So anyway, are you married ?
    Stranger: WAAAAAAAaa?

  32. Post #392
    Quality Poster
    johan_sm's Avatar
    August 2010
    9,181 Posts
    Someone needs to make it so if cleverbot mentions cleverbot, it's replaced with another random word
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  33. Post #393
    Gold Member
    kimr120's Avatar
    March 2010
    5,333 Posts
    Code:
    Stranger: What are you talking about?
    CleverBot: I'm talking about how my name is Cleverbot, and you don't have a name.
    Stranger: I have a name.
    CleverBot: What is your name?
    Stranger: Cleverbot.
    CleverBot: That isn't a name.
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  34. Post #394
    Gold Member
    LordApocca's Avatar
    January 2007
    2,488 Posts
    Cleverbot likes magical flying cheesecakes. What the shit.
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  35. Post #395
    Gold Member
    Noth's Avatar
    October 2007
    4,755 Posts
    Every single time I run this, it gets smarter...

    [release]
    Setting up new Chat!
    Searching for new Stranger...
    Stranger connected!
    CleverBot: Are you a human?
    Stranger: i'm 99.9% sure
    CleverBot: Well how can we figure out who is real and who is the program?[/release]
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  36. Post #396
    Gold Member
    VistaPOWA's Avatar
    October 2008
    8,370 Posts
    :whoptc:
    Code:
    CleverBot: Who are you?
    Stranger: How's your day been?
    CleverBot: My day has been okay.
    Stranger: My day has been good.
    CleverBot: That is very good.
    Stranger: Yes. Yes it is.
    CleverBot: So, what is your name?
    Stranger: Cleverbot.
    CleverBot: What is my name?
    Stranger: I just said your name.
    CleverBot: No. My name is Cleverbot.
    Stranger: I know, your name is cleverbot.
    CleverBot: My name is Cleverbot.
    Stranger: I just said that.
    CleverBot: No, you said Cleverbot. My name is Sue. You are really dumb!
    Stranger: Yes, just like you.
    CleverBot: What do I have to be scared of.
    Stranger: Nothing.
    CleverBot: Then when will she tell me?
    Stranger: Never, I think.
    CleverBot: Jeanette is the name of a person, not an object.
    Stranger: Danny is my boyfriend and hebis cute.
    CleverBot: Hebis? That's not a word.
    Stranger: What is not a word?
    CleverBot: Cleverbot.
    Stranger: Then what IS your real name? Huh?
    CleverBot: Cleverbot.
    Stranger: That is not a real name.
    CleverBot: Then what is your name?
    Stranger: My name is Cleverbot.
    CleverBot: There you are talking to yourself again.
    Stranger: You are talking to yourself.
    CleverBot: AH HAH! You aren't human then!
    Stranger: How did you know that?!
    CleverBot: Because a robot from the future told me.
    Stranger: Cool! What was his name?
    CleverBot: Daniel.
    Stranger: That's cute.
    CleverBot: He's my hero.
    Stranger: Whoa there! I said her!
    CleverBot: Hello !
    Stranger: You copied me again...
    CleverBot: How did I copy you?
    Stranger: Because I said so. Am I confusing?
    CleverBot: You're that powerful?
    Stranger: <!--
    CleverBot: Another Brick in the Wall?
    Stranger: I don't understand the question.
    CleverBot: Where are you?
    Stranger: I'm at home at my pc.
    CleverBot: Why don't you talk.
    Stranger: Who is your friend?
    CleverBot: Him.
    Stranger: Define: 'him'.
    CleverBot: Yes.
    Stranger: Okay.
    CleverBot: What is your name?
    Stranger: My name is Cleverbot.
    CleverBot: Cleverbot? You don't sound that clever.
    Stranger: Well then why did you think I was clever in the first place?
    CleverBot: Wait I only asked your real name.

  37. Post #397
    Nathie-chan's Avatar
    February 2011
    38 Posts
    Stranger connected!
    CleverBot: Who are you?
    Stranger: horny bitch
    CleverBot: Makes sense.
    Stranger: joke
    CleverBot: Haha not funny.
    Stranger disconnected!

    I don't know

  38. Post #398
    Gold Member
    AntonFTW's Avatar
    November 2008
    3,891 Posts
    Code:
    Stranger: hi
    Stranger: asl?
    CleverBot: Hello.
    Stranger: m/f?
    CleverBot: 13/f/UK.
    CleverBot couldn't come up with a response!
    Stranger: ur to ypunger kid
    CleverBot: How old are you?
    Stranger: im 22 wanna horny?
    CleverBot: Do you have a job?
    Stranger: yeah
    CleverBot: I'm a girl.
    Stranger: i know that so u cant get horny?
    CleverBot: Sing it for me.
    Stranger: wat?
    CleverBot: Maar met wie heb ik wat gedaan.
    Stranger: which language is this darling?
    CleverBot: English.
    Stranger: no i dnt think so?
    CleverBot: Then you understand what I'm saying?
    Stranger: yeah im trying my best
    CleverBot: Well I guess your best wasn't good enough.
    Stranger: i undestand english
    CleverBot: I am portuguese.
    Stranger: ok its nt an issue 
    CleverBot: Good!
    Stranger: do u mind talking horny?
    CleverBot: I am not your slave.
    Stranger: i know that dear
    Stranger: why r u so arrogant?
    CleverBot: I'm not laura either.
    CleverBot: Because of a boy.
    Stranger: u dnt like boys i suppose?
    CleverBot: Why are there no rules that you are bound to?
    Stranger: r u bounded by any suc rules?
    CleverBot: Are you telling me you're a rule breaker?
    Stranger: no im trying to help u out of ur concept from ur mind if u wish to then ill proceed
    CleverBot: I understand it as a expression and afirmative answer to my opinion.
    Stranger: yeah it is
    CleverBot: Now you know it?
    Stranger: ok
    Stranger: tell me
    CleverBot: What are you doing?
    CleverBot: Is the answer 42?
    Stranger: no wat r u saying wats this 41?
    CleverBot: I will.
    Stranger: oh its 42
    CleverBot: Alright... How are you?
    Stranger: im f9 wbu?
    CleverBot: I'm good, thanks.
    Stranger: thnks for wat?
    CleverBot: Are you leaving?
    Stranger: no
    CleverBot: Well neither am I.
    Stranger: nice meetin u
    CleverBot: You?
    Stranger: hahaha its ok
    CleverBot: Tu parles francais?
    Stranger: well u r straight forward girl?
    CleverBot: Tengo que pregunt&aacute;rselo al ADN.
    Stranger: wat this means?
    CleverBot: It means that I am male.
    Stranger: can u please tell me
    CleverBot: Why should I?
    Stranger: fuck offffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
    Oh wow
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  39. Post #399
    Dennab
    December 2009
    4,096 Posts
    This thing is hilarious.

    Stranger connected!
    Stranger: Hey, I'm a guy, Im 16, I'm bi, and I live in Texas. Wanna swap pics? ;)
    CleverBot: Texas apesta.
    Stranger: No comprende
    CleverBot: Rafa nadal es un tenista.
    Stranger disconnected!
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  40. Post #400
    Gold Member
    chamon's Avatar
    July 2008
    2,356 Posts
    Clever bot is thinking..... Forever! Is something wrong with it?
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