1. Post #1
    Since I made everyone scared to make a new thread.. I will copy and paste the OP from the old one.



    RELEASE DAY AND THE FACES AND FISTS DID REJOICE AND MAKE THIS HERE FORUM.
    Or something.

    What the motherFUCK is this?
    This is Terraria, one mean mother of a 2D adventure/RPG/sandbox/lasagna game, it borrows concepts and inspiration from the likes of old favorites like Metroid, Castlevania, and other 2D adventure platformers, mixes up some Stalker-esque RPG-by-equipment, and tops it all off with a heap of Minecraft cherry.

    In short, it's a 2D RPG Adventure game you can also build any fucking thing you want in. It's pure sex and this thread knows it.

    Why da FUCK should I care?
    Do you like oldskool platformers? Maybe a good bit of competition in some good ol CTF? Or you just want to play one of them there mindless yet enjoyable action RPGs?

    Well Terraria has something for every facet of those and more! With in-game 4 team PvP, good basis for puzzle level design and a slew of enemies and weapons with more still planned for addition, this is one smooth fuckin package. Here's a list of some more features we've learned over time:

    PvP can be turned on and off at will. It also includes color-coded teams.
    Water behaves realistically, flowing and draining.
    Ore can be mined, then smelted to ingots for crafting.
    By default, you sink (and drown, after a time) in water, but later on you can make artifacts that will allow you to swim, breathe underwater, etc.
    Antique pots spawn with the world and contain money when smashed.
    Mushrooms spawn with the world and can be eaten for quick health at low levels.
    Dying consequences aren't yet determined, but the most likely path they'll go with is losing money when you die.
    Once you have a wooden sword, you might try to gather some gel from slimes. Combine wood and gel to make a torch!
    Underground there are crystal hearts that can be used to increase your max life. You will need a hammer to harvest them.
    Stars fall all over the world at night. They can be used for all sorts of useful things. If you see one, be sure to grab it because they disappear after sunrise.
    If you gather 10 fallen stars, they can be combined to create an item that will increase your magic capacity.
    There are many different ways to attract people to move into your town. They will of course need a home to live in.
    Two people will not live in the same home. Also, if their home is destroyed, they will look for a new place to live.
    In order for a room to be considered a home, it needs to have a chair, door, table, and light source. The house should have walls as well!
    If you want a merchant to move in, you will need to gather plenty of money. 50 silver coins should do the trick!
    For a nurse to move in, you will need to increase your maximum life.
    If you had a gun, I bet an arms dealer might show up to sell you some ammo.
    You should prove yourself by defeating a strong monster. That will get the attention of a dryad.
    You can make a grappling hook from a hook and 3 chains. They can be made from iron bars. Skeletons found deep underground usually carry hooks.
    Dis be startin ta sound FUCKIN Amazin.
    Glad you think so, did we mention it's out now? On Steam? And it's only :10bux:?

    Well good news you spicy mofo, it is. You and every one of your street buddies can grab one cheek of this saucy mother and run with it all the night long. Multiplayer included, with Steamworks, and a Dedicated server program coming soon.

    Yo dawg, Monday's too fucking long ta wait!

    Good news shithead, that Monday is here! No more scurvy, sailing and bad plumbing.

    For fucking reals?

    Yeah, dawg.

    What about that leak then?

    Buy the game. Asking about it is still a one step program to no-mojo hell.



    Dammit fine, dawg.
    Good, hope to see you contributing to the thread.

    Yo dawg, herd u liek summaries, so I'm putting a summary into this summary so you can be informed twice.
    Release date: 16th May, 2011 TODAY MOFOS GO BUY NAO
    Steam
    :10bux:
    Pure sex.

    The trailer:


    The LPs:
    Developer's LP Playlist:http://www.youtube.com/user/demilogi...29CC1F5130E0C9
    PBat the incompetent fuck's page: http://www.youtube.com/user/PaperBatVG

    Some screenies:



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    Hypershadsy's Avatar
    February 2008
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    Haha, alright. Why was the last one locked?
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    I reduced the max post limit back to 5000, was getting a bit slow.
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    February 2009
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    Ok what did I miss since yesterday?
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  5. Post #5
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    TheDeadHo's Avatar
    July 2005
    346 Posts
    Looks alot better than that bubble crap you made for Iphone - Buying as we speak

    (User was permabanned for this post ("Thanks asshole" - garry))
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  6. Post #6
    Samuka97's Avatar
    April 2007
    1,982 Posts
    Screw studying and working on my website, because I just bought Terraria :buddy:
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    March 2008
    4,893 Posts
    Awesome, Garry. Was wondering why no one decided to make a thread.

    Watching people play on Youtube is heart wrenching, it looks like so much fun!

    And judging by Leak Videos and the released version videos, Ponytail wearing characters now make girl shrieks of pain when hit instead of man grunts.
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    Simon08's Avatar
    June 2008
    112 Posts
    Let's just hope someone has a server up.
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    February 2006
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    So what the fuck are gemstones for now? Amethyst sells for literally ass, and I don't think it makes a phaseblade.
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    Semi-Officially better than Garry.
    StealthArcher's Avatar
    February 2011
    544 Posts
    The hell, garry. :colbert:

    I can't even update my OP now.
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    September 2009
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    Reposting the tools that HeroicPillow and I made:

    Mapper: http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?bb2v3jfx6223tvk
    Plr decrypter/encrypter: http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?3ld3ob40bpepn9s The decrypter decrypts and outputs the plr in an easily readable and editable format. Encrypter does the reverse.

    Edited:
    Item list: http://pastebin.com/bkkXRSxN
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    kill_good's Avatar
    September 2005
    145 Posts
    Server up

    24.183.236.131

    pass
    facepunch
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    Furnost's Avatar
    June 2008
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    I had no thread to F5 on for 40 minutes. :(
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  14. Post #14
    Shanethe13's Avatar
    May 2008
    746 Posts
    A friend of mine made an inventory editor, but doesn't want to release it. If enough people want it though, I'm sure he'll reconsider. Here's some screenshots: http://imgur.com/LEvejl&Zb5qx&4QN1s&UdgNV

    Edit: It also converts leak characters to the Steam version of the game.
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    Semi-Officially better than Garry.
    StealthArcher's Avatar
    February 2011
    544 Posts
    A friend of mine made an inventory editor, but doesn't want to release it. If enough people want it though, I'm sure he'll reconsider. Here's some screenshots: http://imgur.com/LEvejl&Zb5qx&4QN1s&UdgNV
    Why not? Someone else will make one if he doesn't. Might as well get his name out there.

    Edited:

    Also, garry, isn't it fucking midnight in Britain now? Shouldn't you be getting some sleep to deal with the inevitable shitposts about the forthcoming icons?
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    Shanethe13's Avatar
    May 2008
    746 Posts
    Why not? Someone else will make one if he doesn't. Might as well get his name out there.

    Edited:

    Also, garry, isn't it fucking midnight in Britain now? Shouldn't you be getting some sleep to deal with the inevitable shitposts about the forthcoming icons?
    I told him the same thing, but he doesn't want to be responsible for destroying multiplayer.
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  17. Post #17
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    September 2005
    2,398 Posts
    To whoever posted the port forwarder earlier: The fix actually does work when you apply Blue's post about the issues going about.

    Disable all other network adapters.
    Forward port 31337 to 127.0.0.1:31337
    Enjoy desyncless multiplayer (the issues with warping slimes is caused by the server and the game being on two different... speeds?)

    Edited:

    I told him the same thing, but he doesn't want to be responsible for destroying multiplayer.
    The faster it gets out the earlier it gets fixed though. People should be playing with friends anyhow and not on random public servers.
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  18. Post #18
    kevinseven's Avatar
    June 2009
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    This game is fun, but how do you make a chest? I want to store my money somewhere safe before I go out exploring.
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    Why isn't my merchant spawning? I have 50+ silver and a gold coin
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    Semi-Officially better than Garry.
    StealthArcher's Avatar
    February 2011
    544 Posts
    I told him the same thing, but he doesn't want to be responsible for destroying multiplayer.
    He wouldn't be the one to do so. Anyone who blames him being a good programmer for multiplayer being ruined is a dipshit.
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    This game is fun, but how do you make a chest? I want to store my money somewhere safe before I go out exploring.
    Wood + 3 Iron

    E: damn it my automerge
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    September 2009
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    This game is fun, but how do you make a chest? I want to store my money somewhere safe before I go out exploring.
    Some wood and 2 iron bars.



    I told him the same thing, but he doesn't want to be responsible for destroying multiplayer.
    Well, there's my editor out a few posts up, and there's a few floating around 4chan. He won't be responsible for destroying multiplayer.
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  23. Post #23
    Oh no, what have I done!
    milkandcooki's Avatar
    November 2007
    15,099 Posts
    I like this game.
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    June 2008
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    Why isn't my merchant spawning? I have 50+ silver and a gold coin
    guide took that room
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  25. Post #25
    Don't drunk i'm shoot!
    Sir Spicy Buns's Avatar
    August 2010
    2,511 Posts
    Sweet, i bought it and i was wondering how to make ladders or stairs. Or is there no ladders or stairs

    And how do i get a merchant in my house? i have about three rooms
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    guide took that room
    Room above is the merchants, the middle is the guides.
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    Why isn't my merchant spawning? I have 50+ silver and a gold coin
    Guide took the room as someone else said, but perchance make the room somewhat more human and actually like a normal house and it might work. Double floor isn't needed.
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    Room above is the merchants, the middle is the guides.
    guide needs the same shit as any other NPC, I think
    since it has a table, chair, light etc, he took it
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    August 2005
    7,327 Posts
    damn it, why am I broke?
    I want this game now :smith:
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  30. Post #30
    Semi-Officially better than Garry.
    StealthArcher's Avatar
    February 2011
    544 Posts
    I'm off to eat. Farewell my sweet thread. Alas, I knew him poor facepunchers.
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  31. Post #31
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    September 2005
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    Room above is the merchants, the middle is the guides.
    Middle room has no table and chairs, guide will snatch the first room made.
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  32. Post #32
    #lmao #owned
    Hamsterjuice's Avatar
    January 2009
    3,586 Posts
    Sweet, i bought it and i was wondering how to make ladders or stairs. Or is there no ladders or stairs

    And how do i get a merchant in my house? i have about three rooms
    nope, but i believe red is thinking of implementing stairs
    i know he's atleast thinking of implementing automatically walking up one block high inclines
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    guide needs the same shit as any other NPC, I think
    since it has a table, chair, light etc, he took it
    Guide took the room as someone else said, but perchance make the room somewhat more human and actually like a normal house and it might work. Double floor isn't needed.
    Thanks guys!
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    Vassikin's Avatar
    July 2010
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    Do falling stars appear on medium and large worlds now?
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    Thanks guys!
    you don't need to make the room that high too (unless you want it like that)
    6x6, 8 or 9 works fine for me
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    Do falling stars appear on medium and large worlds now?
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    July 2010
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    Do falling stars appear on medium and large worlds now?
    Yeah. me and two friends have collected 10 stars each :P
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  38. Post #38
    kevinseven's Avatar
    June 2009
    4,050 Posts
    Really fun game, just camping at my door chopping up zombies with my sword. Cant wait for the merchant.
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  39. Post #39
    Don't drunk i'm shoot!
    Sir Spicy Buns's Avatar
    August 2010
    2,511 Posts
    I have one last question, do you share your inventory across single player and multi-player? Like if i find some clay on single player, I can trade that for an iron ingot and bring it back to my single player save?
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    kevinseven's Avatar
    June 2009
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    Also does anyone else have this problem? I got the steam version and when I try to go into full screen my game crashes as I leave the settings menu. Is this a bug or what?

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    I have one last question, do you share your inventory across single player and multi-player? Like if i find some clay on single player, I can trade that for an iron ingot and bring it back to my single player save?
    You need a piggy bank.
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