1. Post #281
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    September 2008
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    Unbelievably grim
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  2. Post #282
    r. panda is a racist and ibuwebu is mai waifu
    Dennab
    May 2006
    12,080 Posts
    That's not the only alternative. Shocking news but you can make songs about completely different topics.
    just because it personally offends you doesn't mean there should be less of it
    just death and dying are talked about far more, why aren't you complaining about that?

    Edited:

    * POWER METAL
    The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest.

    * THRASH METAL
    The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and fucks her.

    * HEAVY METAL
    The protagonist arrives on a Harley, kills the dragon, drinks a few beers and fucks the princess.

    * FOLK METAL
    The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (because of all the dancing). Then all leave........ without the princess.

    * VIKING METAL
    The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his mighty axe, skins the dragon and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals her belongings and burns the castle before leaving.

    * DEATH METAL
    The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and kills her, then leaves.

    * BLACK METAL
    The protagonist IS the dragon, dwells in the heart of the night with in a castle full of hellhounds and eternal flames. He kills the sassy knight, fucks the noble steed and sacrifices the princess to Satan.

    * GORE METAL
    The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her. Then he fucks the dead body again, slashes her belly and eats her guts. Then he fucks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it for the last time.

    * DOOM METAL
    The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks he could never beat him, then he gets depressed and commits suicide. The dragon eats his body and the princess as dessert. That's the end of the sad story.

    * PROGRESSIVE METAL
    The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo of 26 minutes. The dragon kills himself out of boredom. The protagonist arrives to the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques and tunes he learned in the last year of the conservatory. The princess escapes looking for the 'HEAVY METAL' protagonist.

    * GLAM METAL
    The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's appearance and lets him enter. He steals the princess' make up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink colour.

    * NU METAL
    The protagonist arrives in a run down Honda Civic and attempts to fight the dragon but he burns to death when his moronic baggy clothes catch fire.
    LOL @ nu metal
    amazing

    Edited:

    they guys has a slayer avatar it's probably a joke you know
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  3. Post #283
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    November 2007
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    If god is real of course he would listen to Slayer, god is omnipotent and he is everywhere so basically he listens to everything at the same time.
    It doesn't mean that he likes what he hears. :mmmsmug:

    I have no problem with Slayer, I just like to come with arguments.
    Wait what, omnipotent means he COULD do anything, not that he does everything

    Edited:

    It is true though that if god exists though he is everywhere all the time including places where slayer is played

    Edited:

    note: I am atheist
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  4. Post #284
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    Franke_R!?'s Avatar
    May 2007
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    Wait what, omnipotent means he COULD do anything, not that he does everything

    Edited:

    It is true though that if god exists though he is everywhere all the time including places where slayer is played

    Edited:

    note: I am atheist
    The part that he is omnipotent and that he is everywhere are seperate from eachother in my post.

    And I am also an athest.
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  5. Post #285
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    November 2007
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    The part that he is omnipotent and that he is everywhere are seperate from eachother in my post.

    And I am also an athest.
    How the hell do you pronounce
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  6. Post #286
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    mikeyt493's Avatar
    September 2008
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    it looks like a penis
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  7. Post #287
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    Hakita's Avatar
    June 2007
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    How the hell do you pronounce
    You pronounce it like .
    Say with me.

    Wasn't that hard was it?
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  8. Post #288
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    mikeyt493's Avatar
    September 2008
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    i

    Edited:

    fuck
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  9. Post #289
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    Hakita's Avatar
    June 2007
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    i

    Edited:

    fuck
    see what you dd there.
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  10. Post #290
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    September 2009
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    vv
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  11. Post #291
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    September 2008
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    !
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  12. Post #292
    TheIceman's Avatar
    September 2009
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    also:

    VIKING FOLK METAL!
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  13. Post #293
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    Aye!

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  14. Post #294
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    mikeyt493's Avatar
    September 2008
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    Gimli was a bamf
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  15. Post #295
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    mynames2long's Avatar
    November 2007
    4,980 Posts
    it looks like a penis
    you look like a penis

    also:

    VIKING FOLK METAL!

    c
    BRO WE CAN WRITE IN ALL CAPS NOW
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  16. Post #296
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    June 2008
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    * POWER METAL
    The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest.

    :colbert:
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  17. Post #297
    TheIceman's Avatar
    September 2009
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    you look like a penis



    BRO WE CAN WRITE IN ALL CAPS NOW
    FANTASTIC!
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  18. Post #298
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    Franke_R!?'s Avatar
    May 2007
    17,428 Posts
    How the hell do you pronounce
    Here in the Netherlands we use the letters ''ei'' sometimes as a y for grammar's sake so we use the to indicate that the ''e'' and the ''i''' are pronounced separately.
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  19. Post #299
    roar
    Calkkuna's Avatar
    January 2008
    12,802 Posts
    Listening to Mastodon - Leviathan

    o:
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  20. Post #300
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    August 2010
    2,150 Posts
    Blind Guardian - Battlefield


    Oh my God 2:27
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  21. Post #301
    Hi, my name is mastermaul, and I'm a butt.
    mastermaul's Avatar
    January 2008
    8,134 Posts
    Blind Guardian - Battlefield


    Oh my God 2:27
    "I was watching adult swim the other day"
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  22. Post #302
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    May 2010
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    "The protagonist arrives in a run down Honda Civic..."

    lol'd
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  23. Post #303
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    April 2011
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    We all know Dragonforce sucks cast iron balls, due to many reasons such as Herman Li being a fake, their lyrics being god-awful, having a keyboardist, etc.

    But out of boredom I decided I'd fix the lyrics issue and rewrite their songs...Starting with Operation Ground and Pound

    Chaos and sorrow is freed
    Pain and torment we shall feel
    Commanded by the lawless one angel of the morning sun
    Ruling the flesh gates of Hades

    Still we're searching endlessly
    For a way to run, to flee
    Tortured are the children's cries, man and woman left to die
    Damned are the souls of the slain

    Boiling blood and burning bodies, seven headed beast defying
    Destroy the gate between men and light, tortured and damned souls will fall

    Cry far away as we reach for the day
    We can't be saved from punishment and the pain
    Reach for the light as the sky begins to fall
    Rising through the darkened ashes praying that I'll see you all

    [Chorus:]
    Far away we won't see the light of day
    For today, the everlasting eternal sun
    Washed away by lust, hate and treachary
    Forever locked away from sight the chance to see only left light
    In torment we shall spend eternal life
    Left to die
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  24. Post #304
    Prime Minister of Australia
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    June 2008
    7,018 Posts
    We all know Dragonforce sucks cast iron balls, due to many reasons such as Herman Li being a fake, their lyrics being god-awful, having a keyboardist, etc.

    But out of boredom I decided I'd fix the lyrics issue and rewrite their songs...Starting with Operation Ground and Pound



    what's wrong with that
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  25. Post #305
    Oblivion EX's Avatar
    November 2010
    376 Posts
    Indeed, plenty of awesome bands use keyboards, Opeth for instance.
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  26. Post #306
    r. panda is a racist and ibuwebu is mai waifu
    Dennab
    May 2006
    12,080 Posts
    dragonforce don't suck ball

    Edited:

    s
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  27. Post #307
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    May 2009
    5,371 Posts

    some Keith Merrow
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  28. Post #308
    Hi, my name is mastermaul, and I'm a butt.
    mastermaul's Avatar
    January 2008
    8,134 Posts
    We all know Dragonforce sucks cast iron balls, due to many reasons such as Herman Li being a fake, their lyrics being god-awful, having a keyboardist, etc.

    But out of boredom I decided I'd fix the lyrics issue and rewrite their songs...Starting with Operation Ground and Pound



    So you took cheesy power metal lyrics and made them into cheesy death metal lyrics.


    Cheese is an important ingredient in power metal, other genres not so much.
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  29. Post #309
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    April 2006
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    So what are some bands that are viking/black/folk/symphonic metal like Equilibrium? They're so awesome.

    also
    View YouTUBE video


    http://youtube.com/watch?v=E92zCs4sWto
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  30. Post #310
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    August 2009
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    The description of metal is awesome, the whole genre sum up
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  31. Post #311
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    November 2009
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    So what are some bands that are viking/black/folk/symphonic metal like Equilibrium? They're so awesome.

    also
    View YouTUBE video


    http://youtube.com/watch?v=E92zCs4sWto
    Ensiferum. Wintersun.
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  32. Post #312
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    May 2009
    5,371 Posts
    http://www.augustburnsred.com/
    COCKS

    Also the new ABR song on youtube sounds like ass, i was hoping they'd go back to stuff like on Thrill Seeker

    http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/05/24...n-of-the-lost/
    At least Unearth isn't fucking disappointing
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  33. Post #313
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    April 2007
    5,665 Posts
    what the heck is abr
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  34. Post #314
    En-Guage V2's Avatar
    August 2009
    14,820 Posts
    august burns red

    They're a core band from America
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  35. Post #315
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    May 2009
    5,371 Posts
    More new Unearth, dat solo
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  36. Post #316
    En-Guage V2's Avatar
    August 2009
    14,820 Posts
    I will probably listen to their new album when it comes out but I don't think this was the best place to post it
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  37. Post #317
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    May 2009
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    Anti-core people can hate but nobody can truthfully deny Buz McGrath is one hell of a guitarist
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  38. Post #318
    roar
    Calkkuna's Avatar
    January 2008
    12,802 Posts
    Listening to Mastodon - Leviathan

    o:
    Colourless, somewhat feelingless album.
    Did not enjoy that much.
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  39. Post #319
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    March 2006
    2,625 Posts
    So what are some bands that are viking/black/folk/symphonic metal like Equilibrium? They're so awesome.

    also
    View YouTUBE video


    http://youtube.com/watch?v=E92zCs4sWto
    Thyrfing

    Edited:

    Mnegarm

    Edited:

    Thrudvangar
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  40. Post #320
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    April 2007
    5,665 Posts
    Colourless, somewhat feelingless album.
    Did not enjoy that much.
    kill yourself
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