1. Post #241
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    .Cheezy.'s Avatar
    January 2005
    2,601 Posts
    Shut up with that ottermode shit

    Why would you want to go for that look? (Not like you can get any other before puberty lol)
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  2. Post #242
    JaegerMonster's Avatar
    April 2010
    4,793 Posts
    Um that's not ottermode that's skinny as shit mode
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  3. Post #243
    CabooseRvB's Avatar
    September 2009
    11,227 Posts
    God, he's like a skeleton.
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  4. Post #244
    Carbo's Avatar
    March 2011
    1,206 Posts
    Uhm question
    How ineffective as fuck is my workout

    Curls
    Benchpress
    Pullups
    Dips
    Pec flies (Should I do lying dumbell flies?)
    Tricep pulldowns
    Low rows
    45 degree angles leg press (Should I do squats? I suck at the form..)
    Leg curls
    Leg extensions
    25 crunches and 25 situps with this holding 16 pound ball (Should I also do 15 situps each for obliques?)


    4 times a week

    And how should I spread it out, do a split or whatever

    DONT YELL AT ME IM JUST A CONFUSED BOY

    Edited:

    Also almost everything is 3-5 sets of 8

    Edited:

    As for diet I eat about 4000 calories daily, good amount of protein fats and carbs, alot of it is unhealthy, I have no gottdamn willpower, but that's ok because I'm just trying to gain weight ?
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  5. Post #245
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    Binsky's Avatar
    April 2009
    3,388 Posts
    really fucking ineffective.
    I already said that.
    GOD DAMN
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  6. Post #246
    Carbo's Avatar
    March 2011
    1,206 Posts
    WHAT DO

    Edited:

    gattdamnet BINSKY
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  7. Post #247
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    Binsky's Avatar
    April 2009
    3,388 Posts
    Well you need to get a better gym by the sound of it. And I already told you should do SS. Your diet should be better probs too.
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  8. Post #248
    CabooseRvB's Avatar
    September 2009
    11,227 Posts
    Wow 4000 calories?
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  9. Post #249
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    Binsky's Avatar
    April 2009
    3,388 Posts
    Why are you surprised by 4000 calories?
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  10. Post #250
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    June 2010
    2,536 Posts
    This is becoming hard as fuck, there's no way I can bulk if it involves me cooking, living with my parents =

    Staying the fuck away from the stove...

    I can rarely have chicken or eggs...
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  11. Post #251
    NotMeh works out at home.
    Perfumly's Avatar
    June 2009
    11,434 Posts
    what part of living with your parents prohibits you from cooking your own meals
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  12. Post #252
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    January 2005
    2,601 Posts
    I'm guessing his parents fear for their lives when he uses the stove
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  13. Post #253
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    Binsky's Avatar
    April 2009
    3,388 Posts
    then punch them in the butt
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  14. Post #254
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    Maucer's Avatar
    August 2007
    2,206 Posts
    lol guys check up this fucker
    http://www.youtube.com/user/Rostam16
    I wanna see his legs
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  15. Post #255
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    Seith's Avatar
    August 2006
    3,120 Posts
    I usually bench and maybe chest flies on Monday, barbell/dumbells (biceps) and maybe pullups on Wednesday, Friday squats.
    That is.. incredibly, frustrating.
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  16. Post #256
    AgentBoomstick's Avatar
    August 2010
    2,505 Posts
    That is.. incredibly, frustrating.
    Sorry, I'll try to know everything about something before I know anything about it from now on.
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  17. Post #257
    caaaasus's Avatar
    April 2011
    567 Posts
    why not do something like SS (pp) or SL . it has enough ab work
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  18. Post #258
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    Seith's Avatar
    August 2006
    3,120 Posts
    Sorry, I'll try to know everything about something before I know anything about it from now on.
    Stop being a kid. Browse around, all the answers you need are here.
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  19. Post #259
    AgentBoomstick's Avatar
    August 2010
    2,505 Posts
    Stop being a kid. Browse around, all the answers you need are here.
    I have been browsing around, and I have been looking for a routine. If you want to give me a better one, then speak up. I say this because you're telling me "all the answers you need are here." If that is so, then how come you are trying to shit on me for a routine I got from the people within this thread? If it's bad, then tell me what I can do to fix it.
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  20. Post #260
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    July 2008
    6,771 Posts
    Did you find your routine on Men's Fitness or some shit?

    Edited:

    I have seriously never seen anything worse than that
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  21. Post #261
    AgentBoomstick's Avatar
    August 2010
    2,505 Posts
    Can we get over the fact I have a shitty routine? I previously stated in my last fucking post, I'm new to this and if it sucks then try helping and suggest a new routine. I have a home gym with a bench press, barbell, dumbells and all of the weights I need.
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  22. Post #262
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    SCopE5000's Avatar
    August 2005
    3,520 Posts
    Uhm question
    How ineffective as fuck is my workout

    Curls
    Benchpress
    Pullups
    Dips
    Pec flies (Should I do lying dumbell flies?)
    Tricep pulldowns
    Low rows
    45 degree angles leg press (Should I do squats? I suck at the form..)
    Leg curls
    Leg extensions
    25 crunches and 25 situps with this holding 16 pound ball (Should I also do 15 situps each for obliques?)


    4 times a week

    And how should I spread it out, do a split or whatever

    DONT YELL AT ME IM JUST A CONFUSED BOY

    Edited:

    Also almost everything is 3-5 sets of 8

    Edited:

    As for diet I eat about 4000 calories daily, good amount of protein fats and carbs, alot of it is unhealthy, I have no gottdamn willpower, but that's ok because I'm just trying to gain weight ?
    Willpower and mind power are all important, dedicate or don't even bother.

    Find a better routine, that is truly horrendous.
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  23. Post #263
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    NotMeh's Avatar
    July 2008
    6,771 Posts
    Can we get over the fact I have a shitty routine? I previously stated in my last fucking post, I'm new to this and if it sucks then try helping and suggest a new routine. I have a home gym with a bench press, barbell, dumbells and all of the weights I need.
    http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=131379243

    there
    I don't know how effective it will be in terms of muscle gains but it sure as hell is better than what you're doing

    Edited:

    and for the future: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/forumdisplay.php?f=8

    LOADS of different routines of all size and shape.
    Pick what you want.
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  24. Post #264
    caaaasus's Avatar
    April 2011
    567 Posts
    why not do something like SS (pp) or SL . it has enough ab work
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  25. Post #265
    AgentBoomstick's Avatar
    August 2010
    2,505 Posts
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    I saw it, don't worry. I was trying to explain to the others they could be a little more like you and try to help instead of laughing at how bad my routine was.
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  26. Post #266
    shatteredwindow's Avatar
    March 2010
    7,876 Posts
    I played tennis for 2 1/2 hours on Saturday evening and some 12 year old little shits come up to us and are like "Hey brah, got any green stuff?"
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  27. Post #267
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    July 2006
    806 Posts
    Hmph, stupid me. Tried doing squats with 40 kgs, did fine, but getting the weigh off proved impossible and in the end I decided to use the sofa to help get the weigh off my back (was using the barbell). When I squatted and then leaned over to put the other end of the barbell on the sofa, the other end's clamp gave in and all the weighs on that side dropped on ground, after which the barbell of course leaned heavily on the other side and simultaneously twisted my left arm somehow. Lost all the strength in it, no idea why, but I can barely lift and swing 4 kgs with it now. This happened 4ish hours ago. No pain though, except in my right wrist when the accident happened since it kinda twisted.

    Bleh, lesson learned, no "heavy" (as in too heavy for me to lift back up from behind my shoulders) weighs in squatting without a rack.
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  28. Post #268
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    Binsky's Avatar
    April 2009
    3,388 Posts
    I played tennis for 2 1/2 hours on Saturday evening and some 12 year old little shits come up to us and are like "Hey brah, got any green stuff?"
    I played tannos for that long today too. The kid was prob just asking if you had any spare balls.

    WAY 2 B A DIK

    Edited:

    Hmph, stupid me. Tried doing squats with 40 kgs, did fine, but getting the weigh off proved impossible and in the end I decided to use the sofa to help get the weigh off my back (was using the barbell). When I squatted and then leaned over to put the other end of the barbell on the sofa, the other end's clamp gave in and all the weighs on that side dropped on ground, after which the barbell of course leaned heavily on the other side and simultaneously twisted my left arm somehow. Lost all the strength in it, no idea why, but I can barely lift and swing 4 kgs with it now. This happened 4ish hours ago. No pain though, except in my right wrist when the accident happened since it kinda twisted.

    Bleh, lesson learned, no "heavy" (as in too heavy for me to lift back up from behind my shoulders) weighs in squatting without a rack.
    you should probably get a rack at the very least. It would be a lot better if you got a cage or something of the sort so if you fall you won't die.

    JUST MY OPINION
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  29. Post #269
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    July 2006
    806 Posts
    I KNOW BINSKY I KNOW

    (spare me of the toe)

    I would get a safety rack if I was a millionaire and lived in a big apartment but I don't so I'm outta luck
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  30. Post #270
    CabooseRvB's Avatar
    September 2009
    11,227 Posts
    How many stations do you guys usually work out at the gym?

    I only play around with the free weights and those barbells..

    :smith: I need to diversify.
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  31. Post #271
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    angelangel's Avatar
    November 2005
    8,113 Posts
    Uhm question
    How ineffective as fuck is my workout

    Curls
    Benchpress
    Pullups
    Dips
    Pec flies (Should I do lying dumbell flies?)
    Tricep pulldowns
    Low rows
    45 degree angles leg press (Should I do squats? I suck at the form..)
    Leg curls
    Leg extensions
    25 crunches and 25 situps with this holding 16 pound ball (Should I also do 15 situps each for obliques?)


    4 times a week

    And how should I spread it out, do a split or whatever

    DONT YELL AT ME IM JUST A CONFUSED BOY

    Edited:

    Also almost everything is 3-5 sets of 8

    Edited:

    As for diet I eat about 4000 calories daily, good amount of protein fats and carbs, alot of it is unhealthy, I have no gottdamn willpower, but that's ok because I'm just trying to gain weight ?
    post more shirtless pictures so i we can judge your progress
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  32. Post #272
    Anteep2's Avatar
    September 2009
    1,584 Posts
    post more shirtless pictures so i we can judge your progress
    plizz
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  33. Post #273
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    November 2007
    2,627 Posts
    still doing my starting strength and fucking loving those squats.

    So I noticed it was gymtime again and decided to hit the road. Once I arrived there I found my worst enemy. "That guy that does curls in the squat rack".
    Some bros of mine were there and apparently he had been curling there for over an hour already.
    And that was all he did that day.
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  34. Post #274
    JaegerMonster's Avatar
    April 2010
    4,793 Posts
    post more shirtless pictures so i we can judge your progress
    p.s.a:

    Asking 12 year old boys for shirtless pics is no less worse/creepy than adult men asking 12 year old girls for shirtless pics
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  35. Post #275
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    July 2008
    6,771 Posts
    I failed doing 85kg squats today

    feelsbadman
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  36. Post #276
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    March 2005
    483 Posts
    I failed doing 85kg squats today

    feelsbadman
    i haven't even attempted 50kg, i'm not really struggling with 36kg though. i guess there is a big gap though ;_;
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  37. Post #277
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    July 2008
    6,771 Posts
    I find it funny how I could do 80 kg x 3 but not 85 kg x 1

    Edited:

    what did make me smile today though is when some dude in his 20s loaded 40kg on the bench and started doing 1/4 reps with it

    feltfunnyman

    we need a gym stories thread
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  38. Post #278
    Anteep2's Avatar
    September 2009
    1,584 Posts
    so i've seen this guy in my gym twice, he goes on the treadmill..... and walks slower than SLOW(slower than old people)... for like 30 mins...... wtf is he doing. He walks in fine? Why does he do this? WHY!??????????????????
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  39. Post #279
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    NotMeh's Avatar
    July 2008
    6,771 Posts
    tried asking him yet
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  40. Post #280
    Anteep2's Avatar
    September 2009
    1,584 Posts
    he looks like a serial killer
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