1. Post #681
    Dennab
    December 2009
    10,375 Posts
    where is game alpha
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  2. Post #682
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    flamehead5's Avatar
    August 2008
    1,410 Posts
    Im planning on making and developing my own game.
    No your not.

    And just a heads up, developing and making are the same thing.

    Edited:

    My gasmask part 1

    As I crept carefully through the rotting ruins of the apartment building, I was in desperate need of food. A survivor can only last a while before canned beans start tasting like stale air and death. Before I can go on I must tell you it wasn't always like this, where every day is a struggle angst not only hunger, fear, radiation poisoning, and worst of all mutated animals. But mutants are not my only concern. I have to make sure that I find clean water, and safe shelter, but bandits, raiders, and cannibals make life a living hell for me. Ever since the bombs fell, I've been forced to live on what ever I can find. Scavenging is not only dangerous but it is a necessity to my survival.I had managed to find a crashed military truck one day, on the side of the road. I approached the truck hesitantly, I was not to sure what I'd find because at the time had only a t-shirt and pair of jeans and my backpack on me, and armed with only a baseball bat with a few nails I managed to drill into it. I examined the truck with all the concentration I could manage. the cargo of the truck was best thing I found since the six pack of coca-cola I found awhile back. What I found was an box of medical supplies( first aid kits, painkillers, adrenalin shots, bandages, ect) a field radio every once Ina while I'd hear signals from "safe havens with food and medical supplies" I'd knew it wasn't true, no ware was safe. Any way I also found some body armor( Kevlar vests), crates full of army rations, but oh man the weapons I managed to find grenades, an m14 (simi-auto rifle), and a glock 18. But best of all a gas mask with tons of filters. This is how I manage to live and not die from poisonous gasses each day. Any how, I was in the building I made my self to the roof. when I reached the stairwell the door creaked open and I was engulfed in darkness. I switched on my flashlight a shadow moved quickly up the stairs. Instantly I groaned " oh come on I wont hurt you, If you dount attack first." silence "OK have it your way." I replied to the darkness. I started up the stairs, rifle drawn. when I got up and out I moved over to the side and pulled out my binoculars, and scanned the horizon. nothing but thick forests to the west, ruined, heavily damaged highway to the south( The way I came), deserted or so it seemed to be military base to the north. And a small town to the east. well I guess that's gonna be a tough decision to make. At that moment the "shadowy" figure broke through the door it was a zombifyed mutated bandit, or as I called them "zombandits" for loss of words. I knew it was gonna be easy as I raised my rifle and and fired at its head.It fell, I walked over I managed to find some anti-rad pills, and a pistol clip. "Not the best loot ever but it'll do." I quickly rolled the corpse off the roof. (dount ask why) and set up camp I would stay here for the night.

    part 2

    MY GAS MASK PART 2


    When I awoke in the morning, I checked the town to the east. It was connected to a small road with a stopped convoy of 3 trucks and 2 Humvees. before I left I took an Army food ration out of my backpack and ate it quickly. After my "breakfast" I headed down the stairs and got out of the apartment. I went over to the gas station across the street. I had gone in their before, only to check if their was any muskrats( giant mutated rats that give off a "musky" smell that you could smell from miles away). I went over to the ruined beverage holders. Most of the soda bottles or energy drinks where eater half full, spoiled, or empty. Except for a few bottles of coca-cola and root-beer, I happily took a bottle of root-beer and opened the cap with my knife. I put the bottle cap(caps for short) into my little pouch that was hanging on to my side. Then over to the counter top, a few packs of bubble gum and empty snickers wrappers littered the counter. I grabbed one pack of gum and headed off. About two or three miles from the town I found the stopped "convoy" of vehicles, no one was in site, or so it appeared, a bullet grazed my head and I pulled out my m-14. "Hey! who shot at me!" I demanded Ina Fearsome tone. "That depends on who you are!" a week, but powerful voice grunted back, "I'm not a bandit, or a raider I'm a simple scavenger looking to find my way to an unknown place in this beautiful word of dirt." I replied. "Well then," replied the voice,"Come over to the 2nd Humvee, with your rifle at your side!" ordered the voice. I moved over to the 2nd Humvee as instructed. The person I met was a man, dressed in woodland camo, and looked like a solder. "As you can concur. I'm in a bit of trouble." the man said. "what kind of trouble?" I asked "well," he replied "This was a supply run going to our frontline HQ." stated the marine. " Unfortunately we were attacked by a large group of tree stalkers." ( tree stalkers are mutated humans exposed to an amount of radiation casing them to mutate into fast, deadly, horrifying, savage killers) "I have some supplies in my backpack how bad are hurt?" I asked. "uhh, this bad." he replied, and lifted his arm reveling a deep gash that was still bleeding. I quickly opened my pack. grabbed some anti-biotics and gave them to him. Then I bandaged the wound tightly to stop as much bleeding as I could allow it to. We then started up the bloody Humvee and drove down the road. I was driving and the marine was on the mounted 50. cal machine gun on top of the Humvee . I handed him a coca-cola, he thanked me and got back to the Humvee gun. And with that we drove to the town, toward the military field HQ. My adventure had just begun, the adventure of me, and my gasmask

    As you can tell it was heavily biased on fallout and metro with a little bit of S,T.A.L.K.E.R. thrown in to the mix
    hope y'all in joyed the story
    Holy shit, coming from an experienced writer I have to say that was total shit.
    Tons of spelling mistakes, and I can see you are using long sophisticated words that you dont understand in a lot of parts.
    "a week but powerful voice grunted back"

    Please tell me you understand that that sentence is utterly flawed, and that is only one example of bad writing. Yes I can see that you were influenced by games like stalker and metro 2033, mostly because it seems like you have copied quite a few things. Creatures are stupid and genaric.

    "Its going to be called subterrania" And its not going to be based off anything at all.

    So it takes place in a metro tunnel, exept its a differant metro tunnel, still in russia.....

    So yeah, its the same thing. Writing is shit, and I bet if I asked you how long a filter for a gasmask lasts you would say "Juts liek matro 2033 it only last 2 minets" Did you know that a Zivilschutzfilter 68 can survive on a chemical battlefield for 7 weeks? Do you know what an NBC gas mask is? Do you know how nuclear winter and/or nuclear warfare/ biological/chemical warfare works? Did you realize that saying something like "camo" or "pistol clip" with no other info attached to it makes no sense to a person who doesnt know what it means. When you write, dont expect everyone to know what you do. Also, what kind of a clip was it, what kind of a pistol. Also not going into depth whatsoever and jumping from one place to another in one sentence is shit writing too.

    So the moral of the story is:

    Learn how to write before you write things. And graduating gradeschool would help too.
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  3. Post #683
    Dennab
    February 2010
    1,404 Posts
    GOOD LUCK!!!!!! I WILL PLAY FINAL GAME! I LOVE GAME!

    wait it's dead? fuuuuuuuuuuuck.
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  4. Post #684
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    OrionChronicles's Avatar
    February 2010
    3,978 Posts
    another idealist who thinks he can actually make something because he has a new computer. Don't make the same mistake I did mate, better off making that short story into a novel.
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  5. Post #685
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    Fire's Avatar
    October 2005
    1,520 Posts
    "a week but powerful voice grunted back"

    Please tell me you understand that that sentence is utterly flawed, and that is only one example of bad writing.
    It's a powerful voice but it takes a whole week to get to your ears and when it finally does it's just a grunt.

    See, makes perfect sense!
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  6. Post #686
    ManicMarauder's Avatar
    April 2011
    307 Posts
    hey OP,I didn't see your conference at e3, whats up with that?
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  7. Post #687
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    flamehead5's Avatar
    August 2008
    1,410 Posts
    I HAFF ANEW PUTER GUYS> THAT MAKE ME HAVE DEVELOPER CAPABILITEES AND EXTREEM TALANT.

    Yep.

    Edited:

    It's a powerful voice but it takes a whole week to get to your ears and when it finally does it's just a grunt.

    See, makes perfect sense!
    Damn, why didnt I see it the first time!
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  8. Post #688
    Killed postal with a fart once.
    gk99's Avatar
    December 2007
    7,550 Posts
    It's a powerful voice but it takes a whole week to get to your ears and when it finally does it's just a grunt.

    See, makes perfect sense!
    So, let me see if I have this concept down, the guy on the right is the one yelling.

    Like that?
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  9. Post #689
    Facepunch armorer
    OrionChronicles's Avatar
    February 2010
    3,978 Posts
    its preorder sales will beat the records of all-time sales of both halo 2 and modern warfare 2 combined.
    That's still less than Black ops.
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  10. Post #690
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    swampie's Avatar
    July 2008
    5,913 Posts
    i will test this beast of a game
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  11. Post #691
    U.S.S.R's Avatar
    December 2010
    3,843 Posts
    hey bro i got some gun for you

    Needs more .jpeg rape.
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  12. Post #692
    If you're going to buy me a page streatching title at least consult with me
    Dennab
    November 2010
    700 Posts
    ok every one i do plan on working on this as soon as i get my new beast, and i thank any one who wants to help me, really im happy to hear that 2 people are willing to help. but i really i need beta testers and sound/ voice acting with that being said. im off to world of tanks! PANZER IIIA AWAY!
    *engine sounds*
    I'll test and if you need someone who's late to puberty's voice I'm your guy.
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  13. Post #693
    Clops with bisousbisous daily <3
    Mr. Smartass's Avatar
    December 2010
    9,188 Posts
    Holy shit, let it die already.
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  14. Post #694
    PM ME FOR /TWO\ RUST KEYS!!
    MisterSjeiks's Avatar
    April 2011
    5,753 Posts
    Holy shit, let it die already.
    Die? DIE?!

    This has potential to be the greatest game of all time, just imagine all the shit you can do. Just imagine the AI in this game, the graphics, i mean... He has a BEAST of a computer. BEAST computer equals GREAT games.
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  15. Post #695
    Clops with bisousbisous daily <3
    Mr. Smartass's Avatar
    December 2010
    9,188 Posts
    Die? DIE?!

    This has potential to be the greatest game of all time, just imagine all the shit you can do. Just imagine the AI in this game, the graphics, i mean... He has a BEAST of a computer. BEAST computer equals GREAT games.
    Holy shit, the joke died over a week ago.
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  16. Post #696
    Slight's Avatar
    March 2011
    641 Posts
    Wow 18 pages of bad jokes. Good work guys.
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  17. Post #697
    Clops with bisousbisous daily <3
    Mr. Smartass's Avatar
    December 2010
    9,188 Posts
    Wow 18 pages of bad jokes. Good work guys.
    It was good until OP left. Just let it die.
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  18. Post #698
    Weird, I started as an ideas guy and am now a professional games designer. Contrary to popular belief, you don't need a skill where you actually make something to get into the industry.

    Yes, it does help if you know mapping or some code, but isn't exactly required, so I'd recommend that you do some research before making such statements. I understand that you think this way, but you're probably thinking of mods or other small games. Try thinking large-scale and industry.

    The games designer is as hard as other jobs, it's not just a matter of 'thinking of some ideas' - because some people just don't have the imaginative capability or logic to think out a proper, full game, such as yourself. How else do you think a game is made? People making random models and maps? If so then you're are utterly stupid.

    Game design documents have to be written and constantly revised, then generally foreseeing the entire development as a visionary to ensure everything fits into place. Think again before talking about 'ideas guy'.
    Aren't you one of the guys who stuck around with Conna/Kuromeku when he made that "super fab games company"?

    Jovan?
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  19. Post #699
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    March 2010
    3,142 Posts
    Mods, close this please. The fun in this thread died 14 pages ago.
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  20. Post #700
    If clothing didn't exist and everyone walked around with their penises fully erect I would have all the bitches.
    ROFLBURGER's Avatar
    May 2009
    23,333 Posts
    wat the fuck are you talking about, he has sum gud ideas
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  21. Post #701
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    Jack_Thompson's Avatar
    August 2009
    15,950 Posts
    Dear god, some of the greatest trolling I've ever seen has happened in this thread.
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  22. Post #702
    Chief Martini's Avatar
    September 2009
    1,104 Posts
    The OP is a true artist. Just look at this concept art.



    I bet this is some sort of boss battle where you have to fight the badly-drawn beast of pixels and you have to shoot his pixels away one by one.

    30 bullets required.
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  23. Post #703

    June 2011
    35 Posts
    i have been looking for the name of that game ever since i played it 10 or 11 years ago you dont know how happy i am that you posted it
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  24. Post #704
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    dvsilverwing's Avatar
    April 2006
    1,805 Posts
    Wait until he shows you guys up and makes the next Call of Duty with FPS Creator.
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  25. Post #705
    BWO Josh's Avatar
    April 2011
    519 Posts
    yay
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  26. Post #706
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    Renegade Master's Avatar
    January 2009
    2,118 Posts
    I can be one of your voice actors!

    Here is a sample of my work:
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  27. Post #707
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    Upgrade123's Avatar
    January 2008
    5,478 Posts
    Still waiting for OP to deliver.
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  28. Post #708
    Is, in fact, a real hedgehog.
    Ezhik's Avatar
    April 2009
    14,433 Posts

    Edited:

    This is alpha E3 footage, you don't even know what I went through to obtain it!
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  29. Post #709
    Killed postal with a fart once.
    gk99's Avatar
    December 2007
    7,550 Posts

    Edited:

    This is alpha E3 footage, you don't even know what I went through to obtain it!
    That looks FUN.
    Too bad he needs to make some custom models for the guns, for it to not be illegal. Would so buy.

    Edited:

    It was good until OP left. Just let it die.
    Name fits
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  30. Post #710
    SeverePapercut's Avatar
    February 2011
    976 Posts
    this thread is over the rest of the jokes are "hay OP when r u reelesin teh GAM3!!!??? duhuhuhuhu" :wrongful:

    Edited:

    this is the last post im going to post in this thread. i want this thread to be closed since it isn't helpful beside a few laughs. i wont be updating any info on updates for Subterrainia.
    oh ya and he REQESTED the thread be closed, isnt there a rule about people who request their own threads be closed? hmmmm
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  31. Post #711
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    waloumi's Avatar
    January 2007
    492 Posts
    no, im gonna use fps creator and yeah it is an fps



    fps creator is like, the worst thing ever. Sell one copy and i will suck your penis.
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  32. Post #712
    child porn prodigy
    venom's Avatar
    April 2005
    15,212 Posts
    holy fuck

    leave this thread alone please
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  33. Post #713

    May 2011
    66 Posts
    Learn proper english before making any games.
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  34. Post #714
    Biotic's Avatar
    April 2011
    3,355 Posts
    Learn proper english before making any games.
    holy fuck

    leave this thread alone please
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  35. Post #715
    Blankspace185's Avatar
    September 2010
    4 Posts
    hi

    (User was banned for this post ("Pointless reply" - Swebonny))
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  36. Post #716
    Citrusfruit's Avatar
    June 2011
    94 Posts
    is it just me or this thread is in the highlights section?
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  37. Post #717
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    Renegade Master's Avatar
    January 2009
    2,118 Posts
    is it just me or this thread is in the highlights section?
    Let it die. Everyone stop posting here, lock the thread please. I think we all had our fun.

    You guys need to stop posting, it's keeping this thread alive, this thread is kept alive in pieces by a thin feeding tube. We shuold just pull the lpug.
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  38. Post #718
    Lukasaurus's Avatar
    October 2010
    1,166 Posts
    No your not.



    Holy shit, coming from an experienced writer I have to say that was total shit.
    Tons of spelling mistakes..
    lol
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  39. Post #719
    SeverePapercut's Avatar
    February 2011
    976 Posts
    shut the holy fuck up your assholes
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  40. Post #720
    Biotic's Avatar
    April 2011
    3,355 Posts
    You're not helping.

       Neither am I.   
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