1. Post #1
    I can buy a title to replace to the one someone bought me
    UnknownDude's Avatar
    December 2007
    4,074 Posts


    Your name is LEE HWAN-JI.
    You live in your SHITTY ONE-ROOM SHACK on the countryside of the DEMOCRATIC PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF BEST KOREA
    You are HUNGRY.

    What do you do?
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  2. Post #2
    arthuro12's Avatar
    July 2007
    3,333 Posts
    STEAL DRUGS AND SELL IT THEN GET EXECUTED BY PO-PO.


    /thread
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  3. Post #3
    RagamuffinIIII's Avatar
    March 2011
    1,220 Posts
    >Stop SPEAKING like THIS.
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  4. Post #4
    arthuro12's Avatar
    July 2007
    3,333 Posts
    >Stop SPEAKING like THIS.
    Okay?
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  5. Post #5
    I can buy a title to replace to the one someone bought me
    UnknownDude's Avatar
    December 2007
    4,074 Posts
    He's pointing out that in the OP, items of interest are written in all caps, like in text adventures.

    Either way, start making some actual suggestions. Also, you can only control the main character.
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  6. Post #6
    Potanis's Avatar
    April 2011
    585 Posts
    ok, ok, ok. I have to ask now. What the hell is the OP?
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  7. Post #7
    I can buy a title to replace to the one someone bought me
    UnknownDude's Avatar
    December 2007
    4,074 Posts
    ok, ok, ok. I have to ask now. What the hell is the OP?
    Google is your friend.
    OP=Original Post or Original Poster.

  8. Post #8
    Gold Member
    eatdembeanz's Avatar
    July 2009
    10,845 Posts
    > Hide that fucking bucket. What happens if your glorious friendleader happens by and sees your shameful excrement bucket out in the open, waiting for him to step in it?
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  9. Post #9
    I can buy a title to replace to the one someone bought me
    UnknownDude's Avatar
    December 2007
    4,074 Posts
    > Hide that fucking bucket. What happens if your glorious friendleader happens by and sees your shameful excrement bucket out in the open, waiting for him to step in it?

    You quickly hide the BUCKET OF EXCREMENT from plain view.

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  10. Post #10
    Tomtyke's Avatar
    April 2011
    1,156 Posts
    wonder why you are bigger than your shack
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  11. Post #11
    I can buy a title to replace to the one someone bought me
    UnknownDude's Avatar
    December 2007
    4,074 Posts
    wonder why you are bigger than your shack
    It's North Korea after all.


    A BITCH approaches from the west.
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  12. Post #12
    killover's Avatar
    July 2010
    3,446 Posts
    >Walk to the right

    Edited:

    It's North Korea after all.


    A BITCH approaches from the east.
    That's West.
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  13. Post #13
    I can buy a title to replace to the one someone bought me
    UnknownDude's Avatar
    December 2007
    4,074 Posts
    >Walk to the right

    Edited:


    That's West.
    Yes, fixed it.
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  14. Post #14
    killover's Avatar
    July 2010
    3,446 Posts
    >Kill bitch with bucket. Eat it
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  15. Post #15
    Gold Member
    CyrusTehSage's Avatar
    December 2008
    464 Posts
    > Empty bucket on bitch, eat it.

  16. Post #16
    Spawndex's Avatar
    December 2009
    1,394 Posts
    >Hoist the flag of the Republic of Korea over your house.
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  17. Post #17
    Tomtyke's Avatar
    April 2011
    1,156 Posts
    smack bitch around and demand she give you your money

  18. Post #18
    I can buy a title to replace to the one someone bought me
    UnknownDude's Avatar
    December 2007
    4,074 Posts

    You contemplate using the BUCKET to kill the BITCH, but you don't really want feces in the food.
    You kick it instead.




    You devour the BITCH completely, leaving only blood. Your HUNGER is restored.

    (It's 3 AM here. I have to get some sleep now.)
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  19. Post #19
    I can buy a title to replace to the one someone bought me
    UnknownDude's Avatar
    December 2007
    4,074 Posts
    >Hoist the flag of the Republic of Korea over your house.

    You hoist the flag of the REPUBLIC OF WORST KOREA on the top of your SHACK.


    KIM JONG-IL DISAPPROVES OF YOUR ACTIONS
    You lose one KIM-POINT (KP).

    If you do something that goes against the regime, like speaking against the government or siding with South Korea, you will lose kim-points. If you do something that the regime approves of, you will gain kim-points.

    If you get 20 KP, you will be granted a job within the Worker's Party of Korea and you will be allowed to live in Pyongyang. If you have -10 KP, you will get arrested.
    You currently have -1 KP. Your KP status can be checked at any time by typing /kp.
    There are other commands like this. Here's a list of them:
    /inventory
    /health
    /hunger
    /energy
    /bladder

    The latter commands are your NEEDS. If a need is below 30%, the game will automatically alert you about it.
    Your current needs:
    Health: 65%
    Hunger: 100%
    Energy: 40%
    Bladder: 55%
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  20. Post #20
    Tomtyke's Avatar
    April 2011
    1,156 Posts
    hail KIM JONG-IL with all your might, and praise him as the hero of the world and the best guy ever

  21. Post #21
    I can buy a title to replace to the one someone bought me
    UnknownDude's Avatar
    December 2007
    4,074 Posts
    hail KIM JONG-IL with all your might, and praise him as the hero of the world and the best guy ever

    You shout some FINE WORDS ABOUT KIM JONG-IL into the air.


    KIM JONG-IL APPROVES OF YOUR ACTIONS
    You gain 1 KP.

    Keep in mind that this will only work once. You can only gain or lose 1 KP from an action, so praising Kim Jong-il again will not earn you additional KP. Reversing a negative action will not regain the lost KP either, so if you remove the flag, you will not get any KP.
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  22. Post #22
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    Everen's Avatar
    November 2006
    607 Posts
    Screw being good, lets get arrested


    Burn the Best Korea flag
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  23. Post #23
    Tomtyke's Avatar
    April 2011
    1,156 Posts
    raise the best korea flag higher, burn the other one, we can be bad when we get into the government ;D
    that way we can screw over more people before we get arrested
    think about it, get arrested as a no name bum, or get into the goverment and get arrested for broadcasing your bum over the emergency broadcast network onto every tv in korea, im going for the goverment one
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  24. Post #24
    Potanis's Avatar
    April 2011
    585 Posts
    Google is your friend.
    OP=Original Post or Original Poster.
    thought so. um, do we have a job?

  25. Post #25
    I can buy a title to replace to the one someone bought me
    UnknownDude's Avatar
    December 2007
    4,074 Posts
    raise the best korea flag higher, burn the other one, we can be bad when we get into the government ;D
    that way we can screw over more people before we get arrested
    think about it, get arrested as a no name bum, or get into the goverment and get arrested for broadcasing your bum over the emergency broadcast network onto every tv in korea, im going for the goverment one

    You use the extra flag pole to raise the BEST KOREA FLAG. You throw the WORST KOREA FLAG on the ground where it belongs.


    You rub the flag with feces and light it with a stick.




    KIM JONG-IL APPROVES OF YOUR ACTIONS
    You gain 1 KP.

    Edited:

    thought so. um, do we have a job?
    Nope.
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  26. Post #26
    Tomtyke's Avatar
    April 2011
    1,156 Posts
    dance around the burning flag

  27. Post #27
    Scar's Avatar
    September 2010
    4,175 Posts
    Piss the fire out and sing the NK anthem

  28. Post #28
    I can buy a title to replace to the one someone bought me
    UnknownDude's Avatar
    December 2007
    4,074 Posts
    Piss the fire out and sing the NK anthem

    Your BLADDER is over 50%. Therefore, you cannot urinate.


    However, you sing the North Korean anthem.


    KIM JONG-IL APPROVES OF YOUR ACTIONS
    You gain 1 KP.
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  29. Post #29
    Potanis's Avatar
    April 2011
    585 Posts
    go to the friendly neigborhood workhouse and get a job.

  30. Post #30
    I can buy a title to replace to the one someone bought me
    UnknownDude's Avatar
    December 2007
    4,074 Posts
    go to the friendly neigborhood workhouse and get a job.

    What workhouse?


    You live right next to the highway. There aren't any people living nearby.
    Besides, you only have 2 kim-points. You need at least 10 to start studying, let alone working.
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  31. Post #31
    I love bestiality!
    a-cookie's Avatar
    May 2009
    4,854 Posts
    Start to make a dirt barrier on the road and make people pay to pass by.
    Donate 30% of your earnings to Best Korea.
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  32. Post #32
    DeimosDX's Avatar
    June 2011
    99 Posts
    Reshape those Damn hills so you can make The Fortress XL2.2.3

    Edited:

    Them Koreans got Magical powers.

  33. Post #33
    Gold Member
    Nyaa's Avatar
    October 2008
    1,888 Posts
    Eat shit in the honor of KIM JONG-IL .

  34. Post #34
    I can buy a title to replace to the one someone bought me
    UnknownDude's Avatar
    December 2007
    4,074 Posts
    Start to make a dirt barrier on the road and make people pay to pass by.
    Donate 30% of your earnings to Best Korea.

    You use your STICK to make a DIRT BARRIER on the road.
    You wait patiently for a car...



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  35. Post #35

    January 2009
    592 Posts
    Check if you can see buildings somewhere up ahead.

  36. Post #36
    Crossu88's Avatar
    July 2008
    1,348 Posts
    Enter the shack, draw a picture of Kim-Jong-Il kicking every world leader's ass.
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  37. Post #37
    Shadoxa's Avatar
    November 2010
    693 Posts
    Get Kim-Jong-Il tattoo on your chest

  38. Post #38
    I love bestiality!
    a-cookie's Avatar
    May 2009
    4,854 Posts
    Get Kim-Jong-Il tattoo on your chest
    No.
    Get him tattoo on your penis.
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  39. Post #39
    SeverePapercut's Avatar
    February 2011
    976 Posts
    stick twigs in your dickhole
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  40. Post #40
    DeimosDX's Avatar
    June 2011
    99 Posts
    OH HoHo.

    Edited:

    Because then it would fly away.