[Bazkip]

hexpunK posted:

I both love and hate this scenario;

Finding your first hat. And it being a good one, yesterday, after about 3 years of playing I finally found a hat. Not for a class I play regularly, but a class I do play at times. Spy. Who has pretty nice hats most times. The Cosa Nostra Cap. It's nice to finally see something I like the look of drop, my drops are usually always Natascha.

But three fucking years of playing, and getting shit all drops for even weapons in that time is extremely annoying. The drop system is flawed, flawed to all hell.

Yeah, the system is crazy, my hat drops have been kinda ridiculous:

Troublemaker's Tosslecap
Glengarry Bonnet
Hound Dog
Killer's Kabuto
Buckaroos Hat
Milkman
Villain's Veil
Team Captain
Grimm Hatte
Pip-Boy

I hope they never fix it

Edited:

Oh yeah there was a Samur-Eye somewhere in there as well, forgot about that.

Edited:

Also a Furious Fukaamigasa

[Finkleburg]

Haven't drawn a comic in a long while so please bear with me.

Kids and their god damned mics.

[Bazkip]

Finkleburg posted:

Haven't drawn a comic in a long while so please bear with me.

Kids and their god damned mics.

Apparently people are so used to hearing little kid's whiny voices on TF2 that when I get on the mic with my deep voice it confuses people

One time I was talking and someone goes "Dude...shouldn't you get a life?" and I answered back "Why? What do you mean?" and they said "You know, get a wife". To that I said "Why would I do that?" and they replied "Cause you're 40"

I'm 18

And this other time someone was convinced I was black.

[Don Knotts]

My favorite pass time.

[=DarkStar=]

Im tired as hell to draw it but after two months without tf2 playing with your best friends in your favorite map is the most heartwarming thing ever.

[AlphaAGENT]

-obligatory snip-

[mnyfrsh]

After a week plus wondering why my new binds and sensitivity changes never went into effect I realized when I was lazy and simply searched heavyweapons/scout/spy.cfg etc I was altering the configs in the folder on my desktop I copied when completely wiping & reinstalling TF2 a while ago, rather than the /tf/cfg configs.
Herpa derpa doo.

Now I have a bunch of binds (god I was getting sick of pressing c-7 for nice shot, my favorite voice line) and my tomislav doesn't take fifteen inches of mouse movement to turn twenty degrees and stop getting meatshot in the face like an idiot.

[Reds]

Don Knotts posted:

My favorite pass time.

Florp Pyro in his pyjamas, and the Demo appears to be wearing a finely tailored suit.

[Pocket Medic]

Political Gamer posted:

Ladies, please contain your ubers

Hhhnnnnnnnnnnnhhhhh
fzzt

[Zannabluke]

[comet1337]

Zannabluke posted:

i NEVER see anyone use this.
its always something else.

[Totenkreuz]

Zannabluke posted:

Equalizer or Disciplinary Action.

You are now a better Soldier.

[Pocket Medic]

Totenkreuz posted:

Equalizer or Disciplinary Action.

You are now a better Soldier.

Please, get backstabbed. I'll be sure to heal the spy; not being able to heal you will make it much easier.

[TiMbl4]

Zannabluke posted:

/brofist.

[Totenkreuz]

Pocket Medic posted:

Please, get backstabbed. I'll be sure to heal the spy; not being able to heal you will make it much easier.

Why do you assume things? I only ever pull it out when I'm under 65 hp, alone and that guy shooting at me needs to die real fast.

[comet1337]

Pocket Medic posted:

Please, get backstabbed. I'll be sure to heal the spy; not being able to heal you will make it much easier.

taunt kill

[MrParalegal]

Pocket Medic posted:

Please, get backstabbed. I'll be sure to heal the spy; not being able to heal you will make it much easier.

bad medic

[Xyrofen]

In Pocket Medic's defense, it's really tragic to see a soldier die because he's on fire and pulled out the equalizer so you couldn't heal him as he gets a face-full of ground right in front of the health pack he was running to.

[Zannabluke]

Totenkreuz posted:

Equalizer or Disciplinary Action.

You are now a better Soldier.

I equip the Shovel 'cause I noticed that I sometimes pull out my melee, even if I'm at full health; it's a preference of my gamestyle.

[Pocket Medic]

I rarely see a soldier use his equaliser to simply run to me. More often than not they just run right by me and die in seconds, or, and this is the absolute heart-crusher, they pull out the equaliser during an Übercharge against a sentry. It's rare to see anyone who only uses it to leave combat as opposed to run a marathon to the furthest possible medkit.

[Eriorguez]

Zannabluke posted:

I equip the Shovel 'cause I noticed that I sometimes pull out my melee, even if I'm at full health; it's a preference of my gamestyle.

The damage penalty of the DA is meaningless, compared to the 70% bonus to range. 49 damage is still quite decent, and the range makes it better. Plus, speed boost when hitting enemies as well, IIRC.

Also, I once was medic, and pretty much everybody was dead and the cart was almost at the final point. So I Kritzed a Sleeper Sniper. Didn't dissapoint me at all.

[Zannabluke]

Eriorguez posted:

The damage penalty of the DA is meaningless, compared to the 70% bonus to range. 49 damage is still quite decent, and the range makes it better. Plus, speed boost when hitting enemies as well, IIRC.

I'm pretty much a roaming soldier, this is why I don't equip the DA. I'm not saying that Equalizer or DA are shitty weapons: they simply don't fit with my gamingstyle.
Remember that, Valve introduced a lot of weapons in the game, so each player can have his unique and favoruite gamingstyle.

[Eriorguez]

Understood then. I pretty much only use them to have some laughs fighting demoknights out of their range, and to hitch a ride over a heavy (and to help the team); I'm more of a shotgun or rocket to my feet Soldier in terms of close range fights.

[AlfieSR]

I'd just like to point out that when Valve nerfed the Equalizer to be speed-only, they accidentally simultaneously buffed it. The downside to the equalizer was at low health, you had high damage and high speed, but at high health you had low damage and normal speed.
They removed the damage system from it, so now the equalizer is exactly the same as the shovel at high health, and speedier at low health, save for the medics-can't-heal-you thing. But then if you're not an idiot, or forgetful, you can work around that easily.

[KenjiKusanagi]

I have found 2 hats in one day. Respectless Rubber Glove and Carouser's Capotain. I'm so lucky.

[Eriorguez]

The Equalizer will be split as soon as the Dumpster/Pocket Soldier pack is released anyway...

[tom1029]

Someone saying thanks for healing them. :unsmith:

[Ducksink]

Scarabix posted:

16 people rated me dumb for trying to give cap'n crunch some grammar tips when he really needed some. I don't get it.

Have some more.

[The Party Spy]

KenjiKusanagi posted:

I have found 2 hats in one day. Respectless Rubber Glove and Coniuser's Capotain. I'm so lucky.

What the hell is a Coniuser's Capotain. That's like the love child of 2 hats

[Colour]

Zannabluke posted:

The shovel is invaluable to me.
My female bought giftwrap and a desc. tag just to gift me one.
Shovel + Pocket Medic is an oh-so satisfying kill.
Just sayin'

[KenjiKusanagi]

The Party Spy posted:

What the hell is a Coniuser's Capotain. That's like the love child of 2 hats

I've mispelled the name of this Demoman's hat and it's this hat:

[RainbowStalin]

AlfieSR posted:

I'd just like to point out that when Valve nerfed the Equalizer to be speed-only, they accidentally simultaneously buffed it. The downside to the equalizer was at low health, you had high damage and high speed, but at high health you had low damage and normal speed.
They removed the damage system from it, so now the equalizer is exactly the same as the shovel at high health, and speedier at low health, save for the medics-can't-heal-you thing. But then if you're not an idiot, or forgetful, you can work around that easily.

I find back scratcher pyros piss me off more as a medic than equalizer soldiers.

[mnyfrsh]

tom1029 posted:

Someone saying thanks for healing them. :unsmith:

I thank people probably six times per minute, at least.
Heals, extinguishes (I actually verbalize this, it's so rare and awesome), saving my ass, even assists.

[TCB]

Got my first hat drop today! Shame I don't like the hat much or play Sniper.

[Erfly]

TCB posted:

Got my first hat drop today! Shame I don't like the hat much or play Sniper.

Lucky you, I'm no good with how hats are priced (for no reason) but you could try trading it for a hat you want!

[TCB]

Erfly posted:

Lucky you, I'm no good with how hats are priced (for no reason) but you could try trading it for a hat you want!

Yay!

Edited:

Oh wow, I can wear that hat on P-Body in Portal 2.

[Constructor]

rocket jump+shoot a rcoket+enemy team flies into pit+everything went better than expected

[TCB]

Constructor posted:

rocket jump+shoot a rcoket+enemy team flies into pit+everything went better than expected

Why are their arms talking?

[Constructor]

TCB posted:

Why are their arms talking?

What?

[AlfieSR]

Constructor posted:

What?

I have no idea what his arms are talking about, rate him rainbows.