1. Post #1
    SUPER DUPER
    Retyuoligkl's Avatar
    March 2008
    7,409 Posts

    Your name is Ted, you are a Private-eye-detective working in the crime infested streets of the aptly named, Cryme City. You are very good at Dealing with the ladies. You have been known to sometimes go through Tantrums of intense anger, but for the most part, keep your cool. You are very good at Fisticuffs on account of being a professional fighter. You aren't actually a professional fighter but you like to pretend you are. You are partners with,

    Albert. You are a very short man, and have a tendency to be slightly socially awkward. You are the brains of the group, usually picking up clues and solving crimes much faster than your partner. You are also a great shot with your revolver and are never seen without it. Ever. It has got you through more sticky situations than you'd like to remember.

    The two of you have sworn to protect the city and all it's inhabitants from the clutches of evil and no mat-

    Oh... the phone is ringing... huh...

    That uh... that usually never happens...

    You should probably answer it...
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  2. Post #2
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    Dennab
    August 2009
    2,198 Posts
    Pick up the phone stylishly and make a hasteful enquiry about crime towards the correspondence

    You eat crime for breakfast, delicious crime.

  3. Post #3
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    eatdembeanz's Avatar
    July 2009
    10,672 Posts
    Answer the phone and proceed onto the sexy phone sex.
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  4. Post #4
    Agera's Avatar
    June 2011
    47 Posts
    Tip your hat forward, pick up the phone by the head and talk in a french accent.

  5. Post #5
    SunBird's Avatar
    January 2010
    1,552 Posts
    Take your arms out of the phone.

  6. Post #6
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    Zakkin's Avatar
    August 2009
    5,596 Posts
    Shoot the phone.
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  7. Post #7
    Spudmeister's Avatar
    August 2008
    293 Posts


    You Stylishly pick up the Ringing Phone.

    "Cryme City Detective Agency, what's yer crime?"



    The Phone responds:

    "I'm afraid my Boyfriend is hanging out with the Wrong Crowd! Do you think you could Investigate?"
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  8. Post #8
    Codename 47's Avatar
    March 2008
    1,845 Posts
    Answer with an assuring, and yet slightly sexually suggesting reply.

    Edited:

    Also, this is hilariously well-drawn!
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  9. Post #9
    SUPER DUPER
    Retyuoligkl's Avatar
    March 2008
    7,409 Posts
    HA!
    wonderful

  10. Post #10
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    Dennab
    August 2009
    2,198 Posts
    Answer with

    'Pop quiz chum, is this a man or a woman. Don't test my patience, I'm a man of the law!'


    Albert steps up to speak, but unfortunatley is sheerly lacking in confidence and his words unfortunatley jumble into an embarassing mess.

    An intelligent mess that helps them build up the case.

  11. Post #11
    SUPER DUPER
    Retyuoligkl's Avatar
    March 2008
    7,409 Posts
    You will probably have a better chance giving commands to Albert. Me and Spud will take turns with each respective character

  12. Post #12
    Shadoxa's Avatar
    November 2010
    690 Posts
    Albert: Get some sleep you look terribly tired

  13. Post #13
    Agera's Avatar
    June 2011
    47 Posts
    Yes. Turn around and tell to your partner: " To the batmobile! "

  14. Post #14
    Gold Member
    eatdembeanz's Avatar
    July 2009
    10,672 Posts
    Say 'no' but do it anyway, so the culprit doesn't suspect anything!

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    November 2010
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  16. Post #16
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    Retyuoligkl's Avatar
    March 2008
    7,409 Posts
    Haha what

  17. Post #17
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    eatdembeanz's Avatar
    July 2009
    10,672 Posts
    Go and find that dame's boyfriend, and show him some STREET JUSTICE

  18. Post #18
    SUPER DUPER
    Retyuoligkl's Avatar
    March 2008
    7,409 Posts
    Go and find that dame's boyfriend, and show him some STREET JUSTICE
    Okay hey, lets just skip the investigation and kick this guys ass!
    That'll be SURE to not get us fired/put in jail!
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    rovar's Avatar
    November 2009
    3,682 Posts
    I wanna see some butt kicking. Pronto. :l
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    Hashmere's Avatar
    November 2006
    900 Posts
    Whatever you do, be sure to have a sweet gearing up montage before you do it.

  21. Post #21
    Dennab
    February 2009
    228 Posts
    Throw the phone through the window and gear up for the upcoming events.

  22. Post #22
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    eatdembeanz's Avatar
    July 2009
    10,672 Posts
    Okay hey, lets just skip the investigation and kick this guys ass!
    That'll be SURE to not get us fired/put in jail!
    We can't be arrested, we're private eyes! Haven't you seen the movies?
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  23. Post #23
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    January 2007
    3,204 Posts
    Get into your gigantic 30's era car and drive recklessly down the street until you find a case of interest.

  24. Post #24
    SUPER DUPER
    Retyuoligkl's Avatar
    March 2008
    7,409 Posts

    You motion politely for the phone

    A:H-hey baby... W-what's up..?
    L:What? Who is this? I just explained what's up! My boyfriend has been hanging around with that Frankie cat and I DON'T LIKE IT! He's no good I tell you!
    A:W-well maybe if you, uh, had... uhm... bigger... uh...
    L:THAT'S NO WAY TO TALK TO A LADY! Give me back the nice man with the soothing voice!

    You come across the stunning realization that you are actually really bad at dealing with the ladies

    You figure you will let Ted do the talking from now on to prevent further embarrassment
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  25. Post #25
    Smooth Jazz's Avatar
    August 2010
    1,557 Posts
    Tell the lady that you're on your way.

  26. Post #26
    Toastador's Avatar
    November 2010
    680 Posts
    I still like my answer...

  27. Post #27
    SUPER DUPER
    Retyuoligkl's Avatar
    March 2008
    7,409 Posts
    Don't worry we'll get to the anger issues soon

  28. Post #28
    Toastador's Avatar
    November 2010
    680 Posts
    Cool beans

  29. Post #29
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    eatdembeanz's Avatar
    July 2009
    10,672 Posts
    >Ted: Initiate Pulchritudous Vocal Skills

  30. Post #30
    Crossu88's Avatar
    July 2008
    1,335 Posts
    Answer yes, then look around the office.

  31. Post #31
    Darrylop's Avatar
    April 2008
    1,108 Posts
    Reload pistol.

    Edited:

    But do it sadly.
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  32. Post #32
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    May 2009
    4,948 Posts
    Realize that the pistol does not need reloading because it has not been fired yet
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  33. Post #33
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    April 2011
    1,156 Posts
    then realize that you're a detective and you do stuff like that, then reload it anyway
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  34. Post #34
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    May 2011
    234 Posts
    tell her you may not do it because your favorite episode of different strokes is on
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  35. Post #35
    Spudmeister's Avatar
    August 2008
    293 Posts


    You Confirm with the Lady that you will Investigate.



    You are now in your Office. There is a Desk, and a Door leading to the Exit.

  36. Post #36
    Crossu88's Avatar
    July 2008
    1,335 Posts
    Leave.

  37. Post #37
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    wewt!'s Avatar
    July 2008
    12,277 Posts
    holster your gun, silly

  38. Post #38
    Agera's Avatar
    June 2011
    47 Posts
    Open the Desk's drawers.

  39. Post #39
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    Dennab
    August 2009
    2,198 Posts
    Open the desk to find a copy of LA Noire and complete a couple of the cases before leaving the office, as that will give you a taster on what is going to come up next. Afterwards exit the building by using the door and then leap into a flashy sports car and cruise down too the investigation.

    Also Ted will now be wearing shades.

  40. Post #40
    torturedbabycow's Avatar
    May 2011
    234 Posts
    drive to the beach and an ice cream store as these seem like the best leads