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Your name is Ted, you are a Private-eye-detective working in the crime infested streets of the aptly named, Cryme City. You are very good at Dealing with the ladies. You have been known to sometimes go through Tantrums of intense anger, but for the most part, keep your cool. You are very good at Fisticuffs on account of being a professional fighter. You aren't actually a professional fighter but you like to pretend you are. You are partners with,
Albert. You are a very short man, and have a tendency to be slightly socially awkward. You are the brains of the group, usually picking up clues and solving crimes much faster than your partner. You are also a great shot with your revolver and are never seen without it. Ever. It has got you through more sticky situations than you'd like to remember.
The two of you have sworn to protect the city and all it's inhabitants from the clutches of evil and no mat-
Oh... the phone is ringing... huh...
That uh... that usually never happens...
You should probably answer it...
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Pick up the phone stylishly and make a hasteful enquiry about crime towards the correspondence
You eat crime for breakfast, delicious crime.
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Answer the phone and proceed onto the sexy phone sex.
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Tip your hat forward, pick up the phone by the head and talk in a french accent.
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Take your arms out of the phone.
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Shoot the phone.
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You Stylishly pick up the Ringing Phone.
"Cryme City Detective Agency, what's yer crime?"
The Phone responds:
"I'm afraid my Boyfriend is hanging out with the Wrong Crowd! Do you think you could Investigate?"
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Answer with an assuring, and yet slightly sexually suggesting reply.
Edited:
Also, this is hilariously well-drawn!
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HA!
wonderful
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Answer with
'Pop quiz chum, is this a man or a woman. Don't test my patience, I'm a man of the law!'
Albert steps up to speak, but unfortunatley is sheerly lacking in confidence and his words unfortunatley jumble into an embarassing mess.
An intelligent mess that helps them build up the case.
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You will probably have a better chance giving commands to Albert. Me and Spud will take turns with each respective character
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Albert: Get some sleep you look terribly tired
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Yes. Turn around and tell to your partner: " To the batmobile! "
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Say 'no' but do it anyway, so the culprit doesn't suspect anything!
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Haha what
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Go and find that dame's boyfriend, and show him some STREET JUSTICE
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Okay hey, lets just skip the investigation and kick this guys ass!
That'll be SURE to not get us fired/put in jail!
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I wanna see some butt kicking. Pronto. :l
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Whatever you do, be sure to have a sweet gearing up montage before you do it.
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Throw the phone through the window and gear up for the upcoming events.
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We can't be arrested, we're private eyes! Haven't you seen the movies?
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Get into your gigantic 30's era car and drive recklessly down the street until you find a case of interest.
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You motion politely for the phone
A:H-hey baby... W-what's up..?
L:What? Who is this? I just explained what's up! My boyfriend has been hanging around with that Frankie cat and I DON'T LIKE IT! He's no good I tell you!
A:W-well maybe if you, uh, had... uhm... bigger... uh...
L:THAT'S NO WAY TO TALK TO A LADY! Give me back the nice man with the soothing voice!
You come across the stunning realization that you are actually really bad at dealing with the ladies
You figure you will let Ted do the talking from now on to prevent further embarrassment
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Tell the lady that you're on your way.
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I still like my answer...
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Don't worry we'll get to the anger issues soon
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Cool beans
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>Ted: Initiate Pulchritudous Vocal Skills
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Answer yes, then look around the office.
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Reload pistol.
Edited:
But do it sadly.
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Realize that the pistol does not need reloading because it has not been fired yet
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then realize that you're a detective and you do stuff like that, then reload it anyway
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tell her you may not do it because your favorite episode of different strokes is on
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You Confirm with the Lady that you will Investigate.
You are now in your Office. There is a Desk, and a Door leading to the Exit.
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Leave.
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holster your gun, silly
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Open the Desk's drawers.
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Open the desk to find a copy of LA Noire and complete a couple of the cases before leaving the office, as that will give you a taster on what is going to come up next. Afterwards exit the building by using the door and then leap into a flashy sports car and cruise down too the investigation.
Also Ted will now be wearing shades.
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drive to the beach and an ice cream store as these seem like the best leads
Artistic x 6
Funny x 2
Agree x 1
Winner x 2
Zing x 1
