1. Post #41
    Crossu88's Avatar
    July 2008
    1,347 Posts
    Page king?

    Yes?

    Leave the building, take what you need first.
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  2. Post #42
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  3. Post #43
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    Dennab
    August 2009
    2,198 Posts
    Oh good lord you are brilliant.
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  4. Post #44
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    March 2008
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    He doesn't have a nose
    This drawing is false
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  5. Post #45
    SunBird's Avatar
    January 2010
    1,552 Posts
    Something random.

  6. Post #46
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    Retyuoligkl's Avatar
    March 2008
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    H-holster your gun?

    Never

    You pack up the necessary investigation materials and head outside to begin you-

    Oh goddammit someone stole your car
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  7. Post #47
    SunBird's Avatar
    January 2010
    1,552 Posts
    Albert: Give Ted a piggy back ride.

  8. Post #48
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    May 2011
    234 Posts
    walk to the ice cream store to "investigate"
    if you cant get any info go to the beach and take a vacation

  9. Post #49
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    Hashmere's Avatar
    November 2006
    901 Posts
    Hire some private-eye-detectives to find your stolen car.

  10. Post #50
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    Dennab
    June 2009
    15,070 Posts
    You should stop identifying actions and items like this because it gets kind of annoying if you write like that for several sentences in a row.
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  11. Post #51
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    March 2008
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    Deal with it bitch
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  12. Post #52
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    August 2010
    1,584 Posts
    Scream in the air, "PEEEEERRDDUUUUCCIIII!!!"

    Then say to Albert, "What do we do now, little buddy?"

  13. Post #53
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    May 2011
    234 Posts
    well not to linkbomb but i just made this thread please look at it http://www.facepunch.com/threads/110...7#post30650857
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  14. Post #54
    Crossu88's Avatar
    July 2008
    1,347 Posts
    Hail a cab.

  15. Post #55
    Vivallion's Avatar
    August 2008
    639 Posts
    INVESTIGATE THE CAR THEFT SCENE!

  16. Post #56
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    Dennab
    August 2009
    2,198 Posts
    Take flight! You are super detectives.
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  17. Post #57
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    July 2008
    1,347 Posts
    Realize in picture 3 that you don't have your gun out, Retrieve it.

  18. Post #58
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    I'm probably going to just start drawing like this for this thread
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  19. Post #59
    Crossu88's Avatar
    July 2008
    1,347 Posts
    It's more of an eyecatcher like that.

  20. Post #60
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    August 2008
    293 Posts


    You head over the the Ice Cream Shopto get some Ice Cream and maybe Calm your Nerves. You are pretty Frustrated after all.

  21. Post #61
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    July 2009
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    That guy in the back looks mighty suspicious! Interrogate him!

  22. Post #62
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    March 2008
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    That guy in the back looks mighty suspicious! Interrogate him!
    you couldent be any more right...

  23. Post #63
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    March 2008
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    What guy?


    EGADS!

    DO YOU KNOW WHO THAT IS????

    HE'S ONE OF THE FIVE CRIME LORDS OF CRYME CITY!
    His name is Frankie, and he recently inherited his father's crime lord status. He hasn't been traced to any crimes yet, so we can't simply apprehend him. WHAT DO WE DO?
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  24. Post #64
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    November 2006
    901 Posts
    Finish your icecream. It's melting.

    Also, follow him when he leaves.
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  25. Post #65
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    Dennab
    August 2009
    2,198 Posts
    Shake your fist angrily at him.

  26. Post #66
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    Retyuoligkl's Avatar
    March 2008
    7,448 Posts
    Goddammit people we need more suggestions
    You always complain about shitty interactives but you never give any suggestions in the first place

  27. Post #67
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    September 2006
    2,136 Posts
    Approach Casually yet Sexy and set yourself at Frankies Table.
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  28. Post #68
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    June 2010
    1,928 Posts
    Burst out in song.

  29. Post #69
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    July 2009
    2,579 Posts
    >Knock over Frankie's ice cream to provoke him into commit a minor crime so you can apprehend him!
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  30. Post #70
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    November 2006
    901 Posts
    Wait outside the ice cream shop and kidnap him. Time for some rogue justice.

  31. Post #71
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    July 2009
    10,842 Posts
    Order an ice cream for him. One of the really mediocre ones. You want to get in good graces with him (so that he won't be as cautious for what you're going to do against him), but not make him think of you as an ally.

  32. Post #72
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    May 2010
    12,236 Posts
    Order some ice for Frankie and then poison it

  33. Post #73
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    March 2008
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    Order some ice for Frankie and then poison it
    That's kinda, not the point...
    We want to catch him doing something illegal so we can put him in jail, not murder him in cold blood

  34. Post #74
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    August 2008
    293 Posts


    You Ka-Slap! the Ice Cream out of Frankie's Hands!



    "W-w-why did you d-do that?!" Frankie exclaims.



    Frankie runs out of the Ice Cream Shop, crying.
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  35. Post #75
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    November 2010
    693 Posts
    > Feel bad about what you just did an run after him to apologize, maybe even buy him a new ice cream
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  36. Post #76
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    March 2008
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    You give your famous Stare of Discontent. You are not mad, just disappointed
    Look at him, he knows what he did.
    You decide to go outside to apologize

    Oh dear, Frankie brought friends...

    Woah that was getting a little too intense for your tastes.
    Your name is Mervin, you are a private eye detective working with Ted and Albert. You didn't go to work today due to sickness, presumably the flu. You are very sickly and are becoming old. You have chronic tooth, back, chest, and leg pains as well as diabetes and asthma However, you are the most experienced of the group when it comes to detective and police related work. You are also a tad bit slow but make up for it with your brawn. The phone rings, you pick it up.

    ?-Hey...
    M-Uh... hello?
    ?-Is this detective private eye Mervin?
    M-Yes? This is my home number how did you find m-
    ?-That's not important. My boyfriend is acting very strange and hanging around with some shifty characters down by the ice cream shop, you should go there.
    M-But i-
    She rudely hangs up
    What will you do?

    Edited:

    Also post more suggestions goddammit

  37. Post #77
    lordEclipse's Avatar
    June 2011
    284 Posts
    Look around room.

  38. Post #78
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    July 2009
    10,842 Posts
    > Duck back inside the ice cream shop! Its many windows will provide excellent cover while you think up a plan!

  39. Post #79

    July 2011
    3 Posts
    First and foremost, get your inhaler and rubber underwear, you wonky invalid. If action is about to take place, you're going to need to not be a useless sack. Probably need a weapon too. Like a cane or something.
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  40. Post #80
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    March 2008
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    > Duck back inside the ice cream shop! Its many windows will provide excellent cover while you think up a plan!
    You can't do that because you're being Mervin right now

    Edited:

    First and foremost, get your inhaler and rubber underwear, you wonky invalid. If action is about to take place, you're going to need to not be a useless sack. Probably need a weapon too. Like a cane or something.
    Also this is hilarious