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Post #41
Page king?
Yes?
Leave the building, take what you need first.
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Oh good lord you are brilliant.
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He doesn't have a nose
This drawing is false
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Something random.
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H-holster your gun?
Never
You pack up the necessary investigation materials and head outside to begin you-
Oh goddammit someone stole your car
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Albert: Give Ted a piggy back ride.
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walk to the ice cream store to "investigate"
if you cant get any info go to the beach and take a vacation
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Hire some private-eye-detectives to find your stolen car.
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You should stop identifying actions and items like this because it gets kind of annoying if you write like that for several sentences in a row.
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Deal with it bitch
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Scream in the air, "PEEEEERRDDUUUUCCIIII!!!"
Then say to Albert, "What do we do now, little buddy?"
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well not to linkbomb but i just made this thread please look at it http://www.facepunch.com/threads/110...7#post30650857
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Hail a cab.
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INVESTIGATE THE CAR THEFT SCENE!
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Take flight! You are super detectives.
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Realize in picture 3 that you don't have your gun out, Retrieve it.
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I'm probably going to just start drawing like this for this thread
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It's more of an eyecatcher like that.
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You head over the the Ice Cream Shopto get some Ice Cream and maybe Calm your Nerves. You are pretty Frustrated after all.
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That guy in the back looks mighty suspicious! Interrogate him!
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you couldent be any more right...
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What guy?
EGADS!
DO YOU KNOW WHO THAT IS????
HE'S ONE OF THE FIVE CRIME LORDS OF CRYME CITY!
His name is Frankie, and he recently inherited his father's crime lord status. He hasn't been traced to any crimes yet, so we can't simply apprehend him. WHAT DO WE DO?
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Finish your icecream. It's melting.
Also, follow him when he leaves.
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Shake your fist angrily at him.
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Goddammit people we need more suggestions
You always complain about shitty interactives but you never give any suggestions in the first place
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Approach Casually yet Sexy and set yourself at Frankies Table.
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Burst out in song.
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>Knock over Frankie's ice cream to provoke him into commit a minor crime so you can apprehend him!
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Wait outside the ice cream shop and kidnap him. Time for some rogue justice.
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Order an ice cream for him. One of the really mediocre ones. You want to get in good graces with him (so that he won't be as cautious for what you're going to do against him), but not make him think of you as an ally.
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Order some ice for Frankie and then poison it
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That's kinda, not the point...
We want to catch him doing something illegal so we can put him in jail, not murder him in cold blood
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You Ka-Slap! the Ice Cream out of Frankie's Hands!
"W-w-why did you d-do that?!" Frankie exclaims.
Frankie runs out of the Ice Cream Shop, crying.
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> Feel bad about what you just did an run after him to apologize, maybe even buy him a new ice cream
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You give your famous Stare of Discontent. You are not mad, just disappointed
Look at him, he knows what he did.
You decide to go outside to apologize
Oh dear, Frankie brought friends...
Woah that was getting a little too intense for your tastes.
Your name is Mervin, you are a private eye detective working with Ted and Albert. You didn't go to work today due to sickness, presumably the flu. You are very sickly and are becoming old. You have chronic tooth, back, chest, and leg pains as well as diabetes and asthma However, you are the most experienced of the group when it comes to detective and police related work. You are also a tad bit slow but make up for it with your brawn. The phone rings, you pick it up.
?-Hey...
M-Uh... hello?
?-Is this detective private eye Mervin?
M-Yes? This is my home number how did you find m-
?-That's not important. My boyfriend is acting very strange and hanging around with some shifty characters down by the ice cream shop, you should go there.
M-But i-
She rudely hangs up
What will you do?
Edited:
Also post more suggestions goddammit
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Look around room.
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> Duck back inside the ice cream shop! Its many windows will provide excellent cover while you think up a plan!
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First and foremost, get your inhaler and rubber underwear, you wonky invalid. If action is about to take place, you're going to need to not be a useless sack. Probably need a weapon too. Like a cane or something.
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You can't do that because you're being Mervin right now
Edited:
Also this is hilarious
Dumb x 2
Funny x 13
Artistic x 1
Agree x 2
Friendly x 1
Disagree x 4
Zing x 6
Winner x 1
