1. Post #561
    KeeperoftheKeys's Avatar
    July 2011
    107 Posts
    Um why
    If a guy has long hair and dresses in denim and a leather jacket and boots or sneakers and wears band shirts "metal" would be a very spot-on way of describing that imo
    Yes, but he means that calling themselves metal and having to tell people they look the part makes them not the part, because they're clearly in it just to say they are as opposed to legitimately in to it.
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  2. Post #562
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    Zeke129's Avatar
    July 2007
    42,042 Posts
    put that shit in a pony tail and grow out a beard

    the pussy will come to you

    or dick

    if you swing that way

    and when i say beard i mean bearde

    not like a massively long beard, not really long, just some thick face fuzz
    I have it in a pony tail most of the time

    I'll try a beard when I don't need to see people for the week or so it takes to grow out good

    Edited:

    Nah, for some reason, most guys who swing that way don't really dig the long hair.
    last one did
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  3. Post #563
    KeeperoftheKeys's Avatar
    July 2011
    107 Posts
    You have to be able to pull off the long hair look to have it. And if you cant you just end up looking like a basement dweller. Like I used to. Then I got the locks
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  4. Post #564
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    Zeke129's Avatar
    July 2007
    42,042 Posts
    You have to be able to pull off the long hair look to have it. And if you cant you just end up looking like a basement dweller. Like I used to. Then I got the locks
    you look like a bro with the locks
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  5. Post #565
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    Eluveitie's Avatar
    November 2009
    14,488 Posts
    I really want to get locks, but I think my hair may be too thin. I'm not sure.
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  6. Post #566
    KeeperoftheKeys's Avatar
    July 2011
    107 Posts
    you look like a bro with the locks
    Some say my dreadlocks can play the organ solo to Highway Star

    Edited:

    I really want to get locks, but I think my hair may be too thin. I'm not sure.
    You don't. Yea dreadlocks are cool but they're a real bitch. And same with the long hair, if you can't pull it off you may end up looking like an idiot. Safe to say that dreadlocks are for surfers, stoners, and South American peoples.
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  7. Post #567
    Brosef Johnson
    Camp er Joe's Avatar
    December 2008
    6,787 Posts
    I hate my hair, its so messy and untidy unless I do shit with it.
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  8. Post #568
    Puddlez's Avatar
    April 2011
    1,475 Posts
    Joe, listen to this

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  9. Post #569
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    November 2009
    14,488 Posts
    Some say my dreadlocks can play the organ solo to Highway Star

    Edited:



    You don't. Yea dreadlocks are cool but they're a real bitch. And same with the long hair, if you can't pull it off you may end up looking like an idiot. Safe to say that dreadlocks are for surfers, stoners, and South American peoples.
    I pull off the long hair fine, and I actually have had dreadlocks before, horribly done ones so they fell apart really fast, and apparently looked good with them, so I don't know.
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  10. Post #570
    KeeperoftheKeys's Avatar
    July 2011
    107 Posts
    That sucks man. Try using shampoos that can possibly thicken your hair?
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  11. Post #571
    Antichristian Heathen Icelandic Bastard
    Nonikai's Avatar
    June 2008
    5,700 Posts


    Me performing again!!

    Damn I'm skinny
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  12. Post #572
    Puddlez's Avatar
    April 2011
    1,475 Posts
    Hey look its the downs bassist!
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  13. Post #573
    Antichristian Heathen Icelandic Bastard
    Nonikai's Avatar
    June 2008
    5,700 Posts
    fuck off

    no really
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  14. Post #574
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    Aries's Avatar
    October 2008
    3,245 Posts
    I feel privileged to find out what zeke looks like

    you are a damn good poster, Zeke.
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  15. Post #575
    Puddlez's Avatar
    April 2011
    1,475 Posts
    I rated you funny for the first statement

    Not the last.

    I like zeke
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  16. Post #576
    KeeperoftheKeys's Avatar
    July 2011
    107 Posts
    I rated you funny for the first statement

    Not the last.

    I like zeke
    Just stop making comments
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  17. Post #577
    WeekendWarrior's Avatar
    February 2010
    16,390 Posts
    That sucks man. Try using shampoos that can possibly thicken your hair?
    If anybody wants thick hair they can have mine, it's a damn chore and I can't find a good hairstyle.
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  18. Post #578
    En-Guage V2's Avatar
    August 2009
    14,865 Posts
    Most optimistic conversation, ever
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  19. Post #579
    PHD IN SUCKING DICK
    kitteh-nator's Avatar
    June 2008
    7,041 Posts
    Go bald.
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  20. Post #580
    WeekendWarrior's Avatar
    February 2010
    16,390 Posts
    lolno
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  21. Post #581
    Brosef Johnson
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    December 2008
    6,787 Posts
    Most optimistic conversation, ever
    this is a picture of you thread, of course theres going to be discussions like that
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  22. Post #582
    En-Guage V2's Avatar
    August 2009
    14,865 Posts
    mate, we all know you're the king of rainbows
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  23. Post #583
    Brosef Johnson
    Camp er Joe's Avatar
    December 2008
    6,787 Posts
    Bitches be jelly.
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  24. Post #584
    WeekendWarrior's Avatar
    February 2010
    16,390 Posts
    who couldn't be jelly of your mirror shots
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  25. Post #585
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    Zeke129's Avatar
    July 2007
    42,042 Posts


    Me performing again!!

    Damn I'm skinny


    Scary
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  26. Post #586
    r. panda is a racist and ibuwebu is mai waifu
    Dennab
    May 2006
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  27. Post #587
    KeeperoftheKeys's Avatar
    July 2011
    107 Posts


    Me performing again!!

    Damn I'm skinny
    The guy on the left's shirt, I WANT IT!
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  28. Post #588
    Antichristian Heathen Icelandic Bastard
    Nonikai's Avatar
    June 2008
    5,700 Posts
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  29. Post #589
    Artemis's Avatar
    May 2011
    1,651 Posts
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  30. Post #590
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    Klownox's Avatar
    January 2008
    9,709 Posts
    Goddamnit. That confused the fuck out of me. I thought Facebook was lagging like fuck for a second when I saw the image linger.
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  31. Post #591
    Godline's Avatar
    February 2010
    1,255 Posts
    Lose weight become brent hinds from mastodon
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  32. Post #592
    Puddlez's Avatar
    April 2011
    1,475 Posts
    Brent Hinds wearing a Joy Division shirt... I wish I had a friend like you
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  33. Post #593
    Dopey Trout's Avatar
    December 2009
    4,864 Posts
    I sell that t shirt all the time in my shop
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  34. Post #594
    Puddlez's Avatar
    April 2011
    1,475 Posts
    Lets just hope you were the one who sold Aaron Tuner his
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  35. Post #595
    KeeperoftheKeys's Avatar
    July 2011
    107 Posts
    That trollface one made me cry
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  36. Post #596
    Artemis's Avatar
    May 2011
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  37. Post #597
    Carling's Avatar
    May 2011
    1,221 Posts


    pure ragin
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  38. Post #598
    Resident Dick Master
    mikeyt493's Avatar
    September 2008
    39,249 Posts
    nae hassle mate nae hassle
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  39. Post #599
    Carling's Avatar
    May 2011
    1,221 Posts
    nae messin bud
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  40. Post #600
    Gold Member
    Klownox's Avatar
    January 2008
    9,709 Posts
    Here's a mirror shot I took earlier. I don't really remember taking this.

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