[evilweazel]

DiscoInferno posted:

I know.

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But there are so many wonderful things in the world. :saddowns:

And you won't be able to buy most of them if you spend like a god damned mad man so chill the fuck out with that hombre.

[myng]

What's the latest Deadly Reflex?

[evilweazel]

Generic.Monk posted:

a computer capable of running oblivion costs much less than $600

I know that, just a general guess as to how much buying a prebuilt computer at bestbuy or something would cost.

[Generic.Monk]

hell, if you get a computer capable of running it on low I'd gift you crysis without a second thought, you're obviously a charity case

[DiscoInferno]

Generic.Monk posted:

a computer capable of running oblivion costs much less than $600

The most money I've ever had was £150.

[Generic.Monk]

myng posted:

What's the latest Deadly Reflex?

6

[DiscoInferno]

Generic.Monk posted:

hell, if you get a computer capable of running it on low I'd gift you crysis without a second thought, you're obviously a charity case

Printscreened this post. And as a point of fair play, I'm not going to count my parent's computer.

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evilweazel posted:

And you won't be able to buy most of them if you spend like a god damned mad man so chill the fuck out with that hombre.

I'll try.

[evilweazel]

DiscoInferno posted:

Printscreened this post. And as a point of fair play, I'm not going to count my parent's computer.

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I'll try.

Have you ever thought of heading to antique shop and buying some parts for yours? I'm sure somewhere will sell something compatible.

[keroba]

-snip-

[DiscoInferno]

evilweazel posted:

Have you ever thought of heading to antique shop and buying some parts for yours? I'm sure somewhere will sell something compatible.

I would much prefer a new computer.

[Generic.Monk]

evilweazel posted:

Have you ever thought of heading to antique shop and buying some parts for yours? I'm sure somewhere will sell something compatible.

I went into a computer shop the other day and they were selling an FX5200 for £60, him buying his own parts will not end well

[keroba]

-snip-

[DiscoInferno]

keroba posted:

work at your local supermarket, or if you're older try to get into catering or security. is easy enough to do it next to school or uni

I'm pretty sure they have enough people wanting to get a job with them.

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Generic.Monk posted:

I went into a computer shop the other day and they were selling an FX5200 for £60, him buying his own parts will not end well

I am definately lost when it comes to the quality of hardware.

[evilweazel]

DiscoInferno posted:

I'm pretty sure they have enough people wanting to get a job with them.

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I am definately lost when it comes to the quality of hardware.

You won't know until you try, chucklefuck.

[DiscoInferno]

evilweazel posted:

You won't know until you try, chucklefuck.

I have never heard the word "chucklefuck" in my life.

[keroba]

-snip-

[evilweazel]

DiscoInferno posted:

I have never heard the word "chucklefuck" in my life.

Thats cool. Get a job.
Fucking hippie.

[Generic.Monk]

DiscoInferno posted:

I'm pretty sure they have enough people wanting to get a job with them.

you're lazy, get over it

[keroba]

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[JerryK]

keroba posted:

protip: you can do what you want with money you earned yourself. you could be snorting cocaine off a hookers ass by the end of this month.

you can do that with other people's money too

[Crylawsis]

Disco how old are you? If you're still a kid just tell your parents if they love you they'll buy you an awesome computer. Thats what i did. That doesn't work tell them in this society you need a top class computer to keep up with the world....and such. Idunno how your parents are though. I pretty much just told mine "get me this" growing up and it was done.

[DJ999]

So, compared to Disco's computer, how good is mine?

Operating System
MS Windows 7 Home Premium 64-bit
CPU
Intel Celeron 900 @ 2.20GHz
Penryn 45nm Technology
RAM
2.00 GB Dual-Channel DDR2 @ 332MHz (5-5-5-14)
Motherboard
Hewlett-Packard 3612 (CPU)
Graphics
LP156WH1-TLA3 (1366x768@60Hz)
Mobile Intel(R) 4 Series Express Chipset Family
Mobile Intel(R) 4 Series Express Chipset Family
Hard Drives
244GB Seagate ST9250410AS ATA Device (SATA)
Optical Drives
hp CDDVDW TS-L633N ATA Device
LGTI 7892NCL6JW96 SCSI CdRom Device
Audio
Conexant Pebble High Definition SmartAudio

[Lone Wolf807]

DJ999 posted:

So, compared to Disco's computer, how good is mine?

Operating System
MS Windows 7 Home Premium 64-bit
CPU
Intel Celeron 900 @ 2.20GHz
Penryn 45nm Technology
RAM
2.00 GB Dual-Channel DDR2 @ 332MHz (5-5-5-14)
Motherboard
Hewlett-Packard 3612 (CPU) 96 °C
Graphics
LP156WH1-TLA3 (1366x768@60Hz)
Mobile Intel(R) 4 Series Express Chipset Family
Mobile Intel(R) 4 Series Express Chipset Family
Hard Drives
244GB Seagate ST9250410AS ATA Device (SATA)
Optical Drives
hp CDDVDW TS-L633N ATA Device
LGTI 7892NCL6JW96 SCSI CdRom Device
Audio
Conexant Pebble High Definition SmartAudio

96 Celsius?!?! What the fuck.

[David Tennant]

Generic.Monk posted:

deadly reflex isn't even hard to install

as for your mod problem I say just start with the basics and work your way up, the only mods where it's best to start a new character are the overhauls

I wanted to install FCOM a while ago but it was brand new back then and the guides were terrible and I had no clue what I was doing, do you have a specific overhaul in mind to build my other mods on? I'm keen on lots of weapons/armour (lootables, I hate having to buy shit it's just silly when mods do that) and unique monsters to make dungeon runs fun, any ideas?

[myng]

David Tennant posted:

I wanted to install FCOM a while ago but it was brand new back then and the guides were terrible and I had no clue what I was doing, do you have a specific overhaul in mind to build my other mods on? I'm keen on lots of weapons/armour (lootables, I hate having to buy shit it's just silly when mods do that) and unique monsters to make dungeon runs fun, any ideas?

OOO?
I recommend it. Makes the game more interesting

[keroba]

-snip-

[DJ999]

Lone Wolf807 posted:

96 Celsius?!?! What the fuck.

It has no fan and overheats all the time.

Edited:

keroba posted:

2GB RAM on a win7 machine? 2.2 GHz single core? even my dad has a better pc and he gives a crap for good hardware. not meant to be personal, but this PC is a dinosaur.

Edited:

sounds like a notebook for some reason

It is, its meant to be used for using the internet when my other, better one isn't working. Also, this is like 1.x years old.

[Chilean_Wolf]

Oblivion and all the dlc is cheap as fuck due to the summer sale. Should I get it? Will the Steam version give me any trouble with mods?

[DiscoInferno]

Crylawsis posted:

Disco how old are you? If you're still a kid just tell your parents if they love you they'll buy you an awesome computer. Thats what i did. That doesn't work tell them in this society you need a top class computer to keep up with the world....and such. Idunno how your parents are though. I pretty much just told mine "get me this" growing up and it was done.

18... My parents seem to have a policy where as soon as you hit 18 in their house, they'll keep you alive but that's about it.

[Theorisable]

Chilean_Wolf posted:

Oblivion and all the dlc is cheap as fuck due to the summer sale. Should I get it? Will the Steam version give me any trouble with mods?

You should have no trouble, get it!

[evilweazel]

DiscoInferno posted:

18... My parents seem to have a policy where as soon as you hit 18 in their house, they'll keep you alive but that's about it.

I don't see a problem with this, really.

[Generic.Monk]

David Tennant posted:

I wanted to install FCOM a while ago but it was brand new back then and the guides were terrible and I had no clue what I was doing, do you have a specific overhaul in mind to build my other mods on? I'm keen on lots of weapons/armour (lootables, I hate having to buy shit it's just silly when mods do that) and unique monsters to make dungeon runs fun, any ideas?

fcom is the best and you really should take the time to install it, if not just use OOO

[ClarkWasHere]

Anybody got any mods in oblivion that allow you to sleep in any bed?

A console command will do, as well.

[Generic.Monk]

ClarkWasHere posted:

Anybody got any mods in oblivion that allow you to sleep in any bed?

A console command will do, as well.

open console, click item/door/bed, type setownership, hit enter

[DJ999]

Generic.Monk posted:

fcom is the best and you really should take the time to install it, if not just use OOO

Do I need to start from the beginning with a clean install to use fcom? I really don't want to start over.

Edit: I'd be doing this on my other computer, of course.

[proch]

Why does OBSE always fuck up? Its the second time already.

I just played it normally, it was late, I went to bed.
The next day I wake up and OBSE says its an unknown version.
And I can't fix it for shit. The last time I just stopped, and I reinstalled it after my Windows upgrade.

[Swilly]

Clarification:I fear male dragon porn

[GoldenDargon]

Okay as promised, some examples of weapons and shields that I think would be great to port from FF14 to Oblivion:

Bows

Crab Bow

Bow of Owls

Armored Cavalry Bow

Kokoroon's Nestpicker

Swords

Frostbite (I'll probably add a frost damage enchantment to this one to fit the name)

Toothed Falchion

Iron Longsword

Flametongue (I'll probably add a fire damage enchantment to this as well)

Blunt

Spiked Iron Labrys

Shields

Serpent Shield

Vintage Kite Shield

Decorated Iron Scutum

I'm not sure about the stats but i'll try and make them as balanced as I can without them being too weak or too overpowered.

I'll post some examples of armor and stuff next page.

[hypno-toad]

Anatomically incorrect and physically impossible weapons :psyduck:

Not vouching super realism in a fantasy game, but jesus christ at least make the weapon somewhat possible.

[GoldenDargon]

hypno-toad posted:

Anatomically incorrect and physically impossible weapons :psyduck:

Not vouching super realism in a fantasy game, but jesus christ at least make the weapon somewhat possible.

How so? I can agree with the bows since the limbs are too thick to be nocked at all, but the swords, axe and shields look realistic enough.