[Awesomecaek]

Clearly the power of Maid of Life is suicide bombing. Once she dies, she explodes violently, killing everyone in close proximity.

[for no reason]

Awesomecaek posted:

Clearly the power of Maid of Life is suicide bombing. Once she dies, she explodes violently, killing everyone in close proximity.

Sure, then 72 virgins

[Awesomecaek]

for no reason posted:

Sure, then 72 virgins

Yeah, she will meet 72 dead Johns in her dream bubble.

[salty peanut v2]

wait

Jane what

[i300]

Shes... alive?

[Screw]

alright what

[Farrelm]

oh

[Skyward]

for no reason posted:

Don't hope... Believe!

Boredom claims another victim!

[i300]

How'd she get over there? What the hell is going on???

[Chamango]

Okay this is some Penn and Teller shit right here.

[esalaka]

Awesomecaek posted:

Yeah, she will meet 72 dead Johns in her dream bubble.

That must be how Dad can be genetically related to both John and Jane

[CaptainDraco]

I knew she was alive!
No missing eye or arm either!

[salty peanut v2]

stop sleeping you were just blown up, killed, and blown up again

[for no reason]

i300 posted:

How'd she get over there? What the hell is going on???

The explosion ruse was just a distaction

[Itachi_Crow]

called that shit

[Awesomecaek]

I don't care what explanation Hussie comes with, I am saying it's bullshit in advance no matter what.

[Icebrigade]

The explosion was obviously enough to gently caress her to sleep while she flew violently through the air onto that nice spot in the grass over there, completely unharmed.

[esalaka]

salty peanut v2 posted:

stop sleeping you were just blown up, killed, and blown up again

And then she did the lifey thing

[Awesomecaek]

If her life powers mean that she's going to come back alive every time she dies, I am really looking towards seeing her die over and over and over. That could be really fun.

[for no reason]

Awesomecaek posted:

If her life powers mean that she's going to come back alive every time she dies, I am really looking towards seeing her die over and over and over. That could be really fun.

Stab stab stab stab boom stab stab

[esalaka]

Awesomecaek posted:

If her life powers mean that she's going to come back alive every time she dies, I am really looking towards seeing her die over and over and over. That could be really fun.

Oh my god this is Hussie's master plan

He can kill her indefinitely

[Mather]

esalaka posted:

Oh my god this is Hussie's master plan

He can kill her indefinitely

She's his perfect waifu.

[madmanmad]

Maybe jane blew up the mailbox to distract dad so she could avoid a STRIFE confrontation.

Prehaps somthing similer to johns smoke pellets, but like firecrackers or somthing?

[esalaka]

Mather posted:

She's his perfect waifu.

she's not fat enough

Edited:

madmanmad posted:

Maybe jane blew up the mailbox to distract dad so she could avoid a STRIFE confrontation.

Prehaps somthing similer to johns smoke pellets, but like firecrackers or somthing?

Or like a fucking bomb


there was nothing left of the mailbox

[Itachi_Crow]

Awesomecaek posted:

If her life powers mean that she's going to come back alive every time she dies, I am really looking towards seeing her die over and over and over. That could be really fun.

Jesus dude I don't think she's all that great either but is Jane really that bad

[i300]

Awesomecaek posted:

If her life powers mean that she's going to come back alive every time she dies, I am really looking towards seeing her die over and over and over. That could be really fun.

Jane != Nepeta

[Penultimate]

I'm just really curious how the hell she fell asleep.

[Bobv2]

It's like a James Bond movie: how's Hussie going to get his way out of this one?

[dvc]

The 'Explosion' was a smoke bomb.......



Jane is a ninja.

[Bobv2]

dvc posted:

The 'Explosion' was a smoke bomb.......



Jane is a ninja.

That would explain the burning, scorched ground and the incendiary nature of the explosion.

[ZenX2]

A narcoleptic ninja

[XD!]

dvc posted:

The 'Explosion' was a smoke bomb.......



Jane is a ninja.

she also owns a robo-bunny who moves wicked fast.
let's just put two and two together here.

[person11]

HUSSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE

[Jeep-Eep]

person11 posted:

HUSSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE

Don't make us panic like that.

[Itachi_Crow]

XD! posted:

she also owns a robo-bunny who moves wicked fast.
let's just put two and two together here.

lmao wow that's obvious as shit in retrospect

[dvc]

Bobv2 posted:

That would explain the burning, scorched ground and the incendiary nature of the explosion.

She obviously swapped herself with a bonfire her dad left running because shes that good.

[Bobv2]

Unless that robot has a fucking reaction time measured in microseconds

[finbe]

News update!
So we will be getting god tier hoodies with zippers + a restock of the store soon + music album releases will be scaled back to 1 album per 2 months.

[Itachi_Crow]

Well that sucks

I rather liked monthly music released

[for no reason]

finbe posted:

News update!
So we will be getting hoodies with zippers + a restock of the store soon.

Hoodies... With zippers?! Oh fuck.