oh shit is betty crocker the new ruler
Awww shit it's the motherfucking Condensation Nation.
Condesce confirmed for new emperess ?
So Jake's allergic to peanuts ?
John's allergic to peanuts?
Oh god Droll I missed you so much. Midnight Crew conversations are always incredible.
Five bucks says Droll is tapping the Condesce. Dat fluffy hat, man.
I need to see CD's hat.
Oh shit I just realized.
CD put the bomb in the mailbox.
Fucking CD man I missed the Midnight Crew so much.
okay get this
Condesce is a troll
Trolls are grey
DD will be near her.
Condesce <3 CD my OTP
Wait, didn't scratch lalonde say something about the batterwitch wanting them to play the game? Wouldn't ordering Jack to assasinate the players before the game run counter to that?
Joining the game with fucked over dream selves and no doubt a bunch of other rigged shit sounds like a sound plan for offing the kids to me.
I don't know, but from that last update, something tells me dream Jake isn't dead.
now how the devil fucking dickens did she the condesce get into this session
the insufferable batterwitch has her gnarled claws in everything!!!!
It's already been said, but there's some serious foreshadowing in Jack: Check time.
When the clock strikes 12, the ball is going to drop. At the stroke of midnight, the ball will drop in Time's Square. I bet at that exact(or close to it) moment, homestuck will update with the blowing up of the tower, literally dropping the ball.
Derse now pretty much works for the Felt. Sorta ironic that Slick works for his enemy.
I just realized something - it's fucking obvious Condescence is in the medium
Who crated the Sburb Alpha for scratched kids?
Condescence (or her own people) CREATED (or ported, or whatever) the client for the kids, so she obviously has very good understanding of it, and obviously has access to the world of the game, if not much more.
She is very well prepared for them, too.
No clue why you didn't show up when I queried the database.
Fucking phpmyadmin. Added LIMIT 0,30 to the query. Here is everyone for sure this time.
Also, this is the sticker:Code:i300 Timjab Screw Jad Hinto esalaka MiniShot Mehster Azurionas hamsterjuice Akuma_lektro Sir Apricot VI Zombii JaxJesse315 Mather Smasher 006 Rex McCoolguy winters Conro101 Reds Yahnich heroicpillow RedStar for no reason Farrelm Whomobile Bradmastah NateDude SolarErosion eagleeye64000 CaptainDraco Darkmonkey Takuat Kingofscience bunnyspy1 Ittla xxfalconxx Dr Chernobyl Kinglah Crab Fremontsmith
So I have pesterchum.
And my handle is igneusProcesuss.
And I like to roleplay from time to time.
Just for the Hell of it.
That's a bit dedgy.
DEDGY, I SAY.
Yay I'm in the future too now.