1. Post #121
    Gold Member
    MrWhite's Avatar
    March 2010
    3,537 Posts
    >Make Mario eat his own shit in front of the pope.


    My pagekingy-ness commands it.

  2. Post #122
    Gold Member
    TrafficMan's Avatar
    August 2008
    5,075 Posts
    > Become a tiger.

  3. Post #123
    chimitos's Avatar
    September 2010
    2,349 Posts
    Three part command:

    > mario takes a baby out of of it's stroller while the mom isn't looking
    > mom goes to breastfeed 'baby'
    > mario makes this face:
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  4. Post #124
    IR MAGIC's Avatar
    June 2011
    40 Posts
    Three part command:

    > mario takes a baby out of of it's stroller while the mom isn't looking
    > mom goes to breastfeed 'baby'
    > mario makes this face:
    ha!

  5. Post #125
    Gold Member
    RedStar's Avatar
    March 2007
    7,062 Posts
    > throw a koopa troopa into oncoming traffic

  6. Post #126
    TheShadowFog's Avatar
    July 2011
    42 Posts
    >Jump off bridge
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  7. Post #127
    >Jump off bridge
    already done mate

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  8. Post #128
    Smokes's Avatar
    June 2010
    372 Posts
    > Mario becomes a back-up singer for the 'Jizz in my pants' video
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  9. Post #129
    TheShadowFog's Avatar
    July 2011
    42 Posts
    >Try to make dubstep music.

  10. Post #130
    Heizenberg's Avatar
    July 2011
    233 Posts
    >Make Mario eat his own shit in front of the pope.


    My pagekingy-ness commands it.


    Edited:

    Three part command:

    > mario takes a baby out of of it's stroller while the mom isn't looking
    > mom goes to breastfeed 'baby'
    > mario makes this face:
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  11. Post #131
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    Strongbad's Avatar
    December 2008
    4,983 Posts
    >Mario consumes the pope through his anus.

  12. Post #132
    Heizenberg's Avatar
    July 2011
    233 Posts
    >Mario consumes the pope through his anus.
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  13. Post #133
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    riki2cool's Avatar
    December 2009
    5,215 Posts
    BEST. THREAD. EVER.
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  14. Post #134
    TheShadowFog's Avatar
    July 2011
    42 Posts
    WORST THREAD EVAR

    (User was banned for this post ("Thread-shitting/why reply" - postal))
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  15. Post #135
    jakeabbott96's Avatar
    June 2011
    529 Posts
    >Walk the dinosaur.

  16. Post #136
    Stay Rusty
    postal's Avatar
    April 2005
    11,956 Posts
    May not have been in here before (use the damn report feature fff) but i'm here now. Don't like the thread? Go somewhere else.
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  17. Post #137
    Sifflix's Avatar
    May 2011
    274 Posts
    Consume the entire pope with your ass.

  18. Post #138
    Gold Member
    Strongbad's Avatar
    December 2008
    4,983 Posts
    >Take Mushroom, 1up Peach's anus with newly enlarged penis.

  19. Post #139
    Gold Member
    RedStar's Avatar
    March 2007
    7,062 Posts
    > Become Reverend Slap-a-ho.

  20. Post #140
    Gold Member
    Strongbad's Avatar
    December 2008
    4,983 Posts
    >stop being lazy and update thread

  21. Post #141
    Blue Meanie's Avatar
    May 2011
    969 Posts
    >Whip out Mario's Penis
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  22. Post #142
    I'M AN AUSSIE FAGGOT
    HyperTails's Avatar
    December 2008
    26,039 Posts
    Absolutely amazing
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  23. Post #143

    July 2011
    5 Posts
    I registered JUST to say that this dude is awesomely talented ... I cant draw Sh*T!!! U rock dude .. keep making the marios ......

    <Make an Indian version of Mario with Obama ... they are both sitting on Tajmahal>
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  24. Post #144
    Heizenberg's Avatar
    July 2011
    233 Posts
    > Become Reverend Slap-a-ho.
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  25. Post #145
    EpicExplosion's Avatar
    May 2010
    384 Posts
    make mario lose "The Game."

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  26. Post #146
    Cobra Dude's Avatar
    January 2009
    591 Posts
    >Wonder how you grew your mustache back so fast.

  27. Post #147
    Heizenberg's Avatar
    July 2011
    233 Posts
    >Wonder how you grew your mustache back so fast.
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  28. Post #148
    EpicExplosion's Avatar
    May 2010
    384 Posts
    Well, that's convenient.
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  29. Post #149
    Gold Member
    Strongbad's Avatar
    December 2008
    4,983 Posts
    Ignite Peach, kick her off a cliff, masturbate to the smell of her burning.
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  30. Post #150
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    May 2011
    5,190 Posts
    >Mario slowly peels the flesh off of Peach with his bare hands, draping it over Luigi's face.
    >Luigi screams in disturbed anguish as the flesh of his friend slides down his head
    >Mario pulls out a dull razor and begins to, slowly, slice Luigi's midsection open
    >Luigi's entrails spill out, and Luigi finally falls to the ground and dies.
    >Mario furiously rapes the corpse while Peach's skin is draped over his shoulders.
    >Mario leans down and bites one of Luigi's butt cheeks, ripping off a chuck and eating it.
    >Mario then finishes by pulling Luigi's legs apart, ripping his torso in half and connecting to the slice he made earlier with the razor.
    >Then Mario puts on sunglasses and listens to Van Halen while watching Spongebob.


    I don't even fucking know.
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  31. Post #151
    EpicExplosion's Avatar
    May 2010
    384 Posts
    Mario in the middle of a huge nuclear explosion.

  32. Post #152
    Nanamil's Avatar
    March 2011
    1,820 Posts
    Hommer simpson and now that. My sanity is dead.

  33. Post #153
    Heizenberg's Avatar
    July 2011
    233 Posts
    >Mario slowly peels the flesh off of Peach with his bare hands, draping it over Luigi's face.
    >Luigi screams in disturbed anguish as the flesh of his friend slides down his head
    >Mario pulls out a dull razor and begins to, slowly, slice Luigi's midsection open
    >Luigi's entrails spill out, and Luigi finally falls to the ground and dies.
    >Mario furiously rapes the corpse while Peach's skin is draped over his shoulders.
    >Mario leans down and bites one of Luigi's butt cheeks, ripping off a chuck and eating it.
    >Mario then finishes by pulling Luigi's legs apart, ripping his torso in half and connecting to the slice he made earlier with the razor.
    >Then Mario puts on sunglasses and listens to Van Halen while watching Spongebob.


    I don't even fucking know.







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  34. Post #154
    Smug Bastard's Avatar
    April 2011
    2,611 Posts
    >Sudo shove the boombox up Mario's anus. Horizontally. While Mario makes the face.
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  35. Post #155
    Anotherwall's Avatar
    May 2011
    3,894 Posts
    >Rape you're self
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  36. Post #156
    kanturo's Avatar
    March 2011
    7 Posts
    >Invade mars.

  37. Post #157
    Smug Bastard's Avatar
    April 2011
    2,611 Posts
    >Rape you're self
    How do I rape I am self?
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  38. Post #158
    Clovernoodle's Avatar
    May 2011
    5,190 Posts
    Holy shit I was joking but you went ahead and made it and it's amazing.
    You are my new best friend.
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  39. Post #159
    RedSponge's Avatar
    February 2009
    1,294 Posts
    GUYS



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  40. Post #160

    July 2011
    5 Posts
    Where is my request? :(

    I registered JUST to say that this dude is awesomely talented ... I cant draw Sh*T!!! U rock dude .. keep making the marios ......

    >Make an Indian version of Mario with Obama ... they are both sitting on Tajmahal>
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