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>Make Mario eat his own shit in front of the pope.
My pagekingy-ness commands it.
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> Become a tiger.
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Three part command:
> mario takes a baby out of of it's stroller while the mom isn't looking
> mom goes to breastfeed 'baby'
> mario makes this face:
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ha!Three part command:
> mario takes a baby out of of it's stroller while the mom isn't looking
> mom goes to breastfeed 'baby'
> mario makes this face:
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> throw a koopa troopa into oncoming traffic
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>Jump off bridge
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already done mate
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> Mario becomes a back-up singer for the 'Jizz in my pants' video
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>Try to make dubstep music.
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Edited:
Three part command:
> mario takes a baby out of of it's stroller while the mom isn't looking
> mom goes to breastfeed 'baby'
> mario makes this face:
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>Mario consumes the pope through his anus.
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BEST. THREAD. EVER.
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WORST THREAD EVAR
(User was banned for this post ("Thread-shitting/why reply" - postal))
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>Walk the dinosaur.
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May not have been in here before (use the damn report feature fff) but i'm here now. Don't like the thread? Go somewhere else.
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Consume the entire pope with your ass.
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>Take Mushroom, 1up Peach's anus with newly enlarged penis.
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> Become Reverend Slap-a-ho.
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>stop being lazy and update thread
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>Whip out Mario's Penis
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Absolutely amazing
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I registered JUST to say that this dude is awesomely talented ... I cant draw Sh*T!!! U rock dude .. keep making the marios ......
<Make an Indian version of Mario with Obama ... they are both sitting on Tajmahal>
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make mario lose "The Game."
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>Wonder how you grew your mustache back so fast.
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Well, that's convenient.
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Ignite Peach, kick her off a cliff, masturbate to the smell of her burning.
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>Mario slowly peels the flesh off of Peach with his bare hands, draping it over Luigi's face.
>Luigi screams in disturbed anguish as the flesh of his friend slides down his head
>Mario pulls out a dull razor and begins to, slowly, slice Luigi's midsection open
>Luigi's entrails spill out, and Luigi finally falls to the ground and dies.
>Mario furiously rapes the corpse while Peach's skin is draped over his shoulders.
>Mario leans down and bites one of Luigi's butt cheeks, ripping off a chuck and eating it.
>Mario then finishes by pulling Luigi's legs apart, ripping his torso in half and connecting to the slice he made earlier with the razor.
>Then Mario puts on sunglasses and listens to Van Halen while watching Spongebob.
I don't even fucking know.
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Mario in the middle of a huge nuclear explosion.
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Hommer simpson and now that. My sanity is dead.
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>Sudo shove the boombox up Mario's anus. Horizontally. While Mario makes the
face.
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>Rape you're self
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>Invade mars.
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How do I rape I am self?
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23rd July 2011 Last edited by postal; 23rd July 2011 at 10:49PM. (dont fucking quote it all)
Post #158
Holy shit I was joking but you went ahead and made it and it's amazing.
You are my new best friend.
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GUYS
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Where is my request? :(
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Funny x 4
Agree x 22
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Optimistic x 1
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