1. Post #481
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    April 2005
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    I panicked and then my gun disappeared
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  2. Post #482
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    January 2005
    7,671 Posts
    Stupideye died first again ahahaha
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  3. Post #483
    Jherkin Gherkin
    Dennab
    October 2010
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    owned

    Edited:

    i got owned least
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  4. Post #484
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    October 2008
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    Let's try that again.


    Foos is the first off the ship, and he near-immediately sees an alium, which he kills in one hit with a snap shot.

    The squad gets off the ship, aside from rocket guy, as is tradition.

    Stupideye manages to not die and kills an alien in one shot.

    The squad splits up into:
    Foos and German's squad (Three people)
    Niko and Stupideye's squad (Four people)

    The barn is cleared and the squads regroup.

    The squad moves up.

    Several plasma bolts are fired in quick succession, one of which strikes and kills the female redshirt.

    Stupideye sees a sectoid.

    The squad gets in position to take it out.

    Stupideye shoots at the sectoid three times, one of which connects. Niko then kills it. ALRIGHT, HAMILTON!

    The squad moves up.

    Several plasma bolts are fired, and the source is discovered.

    The redshirt kills the alium before it can harm anyone.

    Fuck you, X-Com.

    The squad gets ready for a fight.

    One of the redshirts manages to kill one of them with his pistol.

    German manages to kill the other alium.

    The ship is spotted.

    Team Krundle prepares to board the ship.

    One of the redshirts fires a single shot, killing the alium.

    Stupideye manages to kill another alium, holy shit.

    The ship is secured.

    The squad begins to circle the ship.

    One of the redshirts slumps to the floor, dead from a fatal wound he apparently received earlier.

    The squad splits again:
    Niko and Stupideye's squad (Two people)
    Foos and German's squad (Three people)

    The barn is cleared and the squad regroups.

    The alien is spotted.

    Niko takes aim and kills the alium.


    WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER

    Edited:


    German is promoted to Sergeant and is now the squad's highest ranking official.
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  5. Post #485
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    October 2006
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    fuck yeah I owned that round
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  6. Post #486
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    Foosili Alvarez: Two missions, one kill.
    Stupid Eye: One mission, two kills.
    Aunt Jemima Auhgunne: Two missions, one kill.
    Niko Venom: Two missions, three kills.
    Gaston Gressier: One mission, one kill.
    Mikhail Likhachev: Two missions, one kill.
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  7. Post #487
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    April 2005
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    wtf why did german get a promotion

    i was the one carrying the fucking fireteam
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  8. Post #488
    Jherkin Gherkin
    Dennab
    October 2010
    12,198 Posts
    SERGEANT aa-gun
    fuck yeah fuckyeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuckyeah
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  9. Post #489
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    fuck. there goes my level 12 threat rating ugh
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  10. Post #490
    Jherkin Gherkin
    Dennab
    October 2010
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    wut
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  11. Post #491
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    fuck. there goes my level 12 threat rating ugh
    guess what your money cars and weapons are gone too
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  12. Post #492
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    The X-Com squad gets off the ship. Foos kills an alium but is then killed by another. Stupideye manages to kill the other alium, but there is a third one, which is shot by German once but is still alive.

    German and Stupideye shoot it, Stupideye landing the killing blow.

    Everyone manages to hit the dinosaur thing, but Stupideye accidently kills a redshirt and kills the dinosaur thing. Good going, Stupideye.

    German is shot and killed by an unseen alium.

    Stupideye kills the dinosaur thing and spots an alium.

    Stupideye goes berserk and kills an alium, then begins firing wildly.

    The redshirt pops off three snap shots at the alium, all of which miss.

    Stupideye kills another dinosaur thing, jesus christ!


    Something blows up Stupideye and the redshirt, killing them and the dinosaurs.

    Stupideye is posthumously awarded the medal of supreme poopness by the new shadowy alien government.

    Reloading old save yada-yada good job faglords
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  13. Post #493
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    May 2009
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    what is this game and why dont i have it
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  14. Post #494
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    October 2008
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    X-Com: UFO Defense

    It's 4.99 on Steam

    http://www.ufopaedia.org/index.php?title=Main_Page

    Amazing game

    Edited:


    Guys it's time to kill Russia, Italy, and South Africa
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  15. Post #495
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    October 2006
    12,424 Posts
    I fucking own
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  16. Post #496
    ask me for a rust key :~)
    LordCrypto's Avatar
    December 2008
    18,237 Posts
    Okay, I got the arma free edition to try it out, and now when I do the bootcamp missions, ArmA minimizes, then doesn't maximize again.
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  17. Post #497
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    October 2008
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    The team prepares for another mission.

    The squad advances.

    The squad spots an alium, which either Stupideye or Niko shoots and kills, I have a bad memory.

    The squad prepares to board the alium ship.

    A redshirt spots an alium and shoots and kills it.

    An alien is spotted but flees, so the squad splits up. Two redshirts will go after the alium, the other six will board the ship.

    The alien is shot.

    Team Krundle prepares to board the alium ship.

    Both redshirts are killed, but German manages to kill the alium and avenge them.


    An alium comes out to investigate the commotion and is killed by german. Winner winner, chicken dinner.

    Edited:


    What
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  18. Post #498
    Deathwig's Avatar
    April 2009
    1,235 Posts
    Ahh... X-Com so many good memories *nostalgia*
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  19. Post #499
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    June 2008
    17,693 Posts
    You have to rebuy ammo and whatnot, it doesn't just materialize into your base.
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  20. Post #500
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    October 2008
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    Fuck yes.

    Edited:


    The squad prepares to kill egyptian aliums.

    Oh shit a a snakelium

    A redshirt kills the snakelium with his pistol, what a badass.

    Another snakelium is spotted but everyone decides to be stormtroopers and miss every shot.

    The snakelium kills two redshirts, but one of the surviving redshirts kills it.

    One snakelium is already dead (presumably from the crash), but one is still alive. No one can shoot it.

    The redshirt with a rifle hits it twice, but the pistol redshirt delivers the killing blow.



    No one is promoted.
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  21. Post #501
    like..dude..nevermind....fuck
    DarkZero135's Avatar
    July 2011
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    That game looks p. cool. I might be getting it

    Edited:

    Wait what XCOM do i get? There is like 5 different ones on Steam.
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  22. Post #502
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    5,946 Posts
    it looks pretty much like a random alien shooter with all kinds of shenengians goin on
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  23. Post #503
    like..dude..nevermind....fuck
    DarkZero135's Avatar
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    Wow shit im dumb slyfer said it was UFO Defense a few posts up
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  24. Post #504
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    June 2008
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    it looks pretty much like a random alien shooter with all kinds of shenengians goin on
    No, just X-COM.
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  25. Post #505
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    July 2006
    13,991 Posts


    fuck. there goes my level 12 threat rating ugh
    Wait, what happened? Also i didn't know you were in Joker.
    That's the server i play in.
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  26. Post #506
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    Foos steps out of the craft, immediately sees and kills an alien, and spots the alien ship.

    A redshirt kills an alium. Another alium by the alium that was just killed throws a grenade which bounces off the wall and blows him up, killing him. Stay classy, aliums.

    The squad splits up. Two redshirts will check that house for aliums, while the other six will board the ship.

    The alium inside manages to kill a redshirt, so another redshirt steps in to take his place. He fires some shots with his pistols, which all miss.

    The alium kills the second redshirt, but a redshirt manages to kill it. Lots of redshirt action.



    No one is promoted.
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  27. Post #507
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    October 2006
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    Wait, what happened? Also i didn't know you were in Joker.
    That's the server i play in.
    Wait you play APB too? I thought I was the only one

    Edited:

    my name on there is "stupideye" and I'm a crim
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  28. Post #508
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    October 2008
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    The squad leaves the ship.

    Niko and two redshirts were given unloaded guns for some reason (probably some sort of team building exercise) so they go back to the ship. Everyone else approaches the alium ship.

    Edited:

    fuck party foul

    One of the redshirts is shot twice by inexplicable plasma.

    The snakemen kill German and a Redshirt. Stupideye kills the snakemen.

    Turns out Stupideye only knocked out the snakeman. Foos kills the snakeman when it gets back up, saving Stupideye's life, then enters the small room to kill the final snakeman, which kills Foos.

    Stupideye avenges Foos.

    A snakeman kills Stupideye, Niko and the other two panic, everyone dies. I'll just reload an old save.
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  29. Post #509
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    October 2006
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    How do we mow down all these snakemen like nothing then all of a sudden ONE kills all of us
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  30. Post #510
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    June 2008
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    How do we mow down all these snakemen like nothing then all of a sudden ONE kills all of us
    /X-COM
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  31. Post #511
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    October 2008
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    How do we mow down all these snakemen like nothing then all of a sudden ONE kills all of us
    Magic is the cause, without a doubt.
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  32. Post #512
    Jherkin Gherkin
    Dennab
    October 2010
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    SERGEANT aa-gun
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  33. Post #513
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    July 2006
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    Wait you play APB too? I thought I was the only one

    Edited:

    my name on there is "stupideye" and I'm a crim
    I haven't played in a month, but yeah.
    I played in the original beta, and retail and now f2p. I'm HarryCalllahan. I remade Clint eastwood, i have some pictures lying around but we should definitely play together, assuming you're in joker.
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  34. Post #514
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    October 2006
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    Sounds good, im on joker as well. I dont play that often other, the game makes me rage hard sometimes but I keep coming back for some reason.
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  35. Post #515
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    Wait, what happened? Also i didn't know you were in Joker.
    That's the server i play in.
    I imported my character from the retail, my threat 12 crim and my threat 7 enforcer, which are both now threat 0.
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  36. Post #516
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    Viva's Avatar
    July 2006
    13,991 Posts
    God damn i'm bored.
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  37. Post #517
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    The squad disembarks. (The ones with pistols are actually Foos, German, Niko, and Stupideye, they've got rifles and pistols in the other hand.)

    A snakelium kills one of the redshirts. Everyone shoots him. After being shot about fifteen times the snakelium is killed by Stupideye.

    A second snakelium is spotted. A redshirt shoots it four times, striking it three times and killing it.

    Niko and Stupideye shoot a third snakelium. German lands the killing blow. Unfortunately one of the redshirts was killed.



    Foosili Alvarez: Six missions, two kills.
    Stupid Eye: Five missions, four kills.
    Aunt Jemima Auhgunne: Six missions, four kills.
    Niko Venom: Six missions, three kills.
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  38. Post #518
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    and then i sucked
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  39. Post #519
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    October 2008
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    Wow, I just played a game but messed up some stuff. Stupideye and German got plasma rifles, Foos got a cannon, Niko and all the redshirts got a pistol. Right off the bat Foos kills a red shirt on accident and then manages to kill an alium. Everyone moved forward and the other redshirt died, and then Foos died. Stupideye and German avenged Foos, and as they moved up Niko was killed. German panicked, then berserk, then Stupideye went berserk and then died after that, I had German pick up his plasma rifle and then German, dual-wielding plasma rifles killed 4 or 5 aliums and some robots alone before dying. It was AWESOME.
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  40. Post #520
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    April 2009
    657 Posts
    Do you guys play Arma 2 or Operation Arrowhead?
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