1. Post #5321
    Dumpster Duke
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    Ask anyone I play with regularly, I played a pretty good shredder teemo. There's nothing wrong with him.
    No party spergs paints him as a carry he is not a carry if you let him carry you suck.
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  2. Post #5322
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    Just finished a game, dominated Trynd and Fiddle.
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  3. Post #5323
    I FAILED HIGH SCHOOL
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    Ask anyone I play with regularly, I played a pretty good shredder teemo. There's nothing wrong with him.
    You were good as teemo, but fizz i think hes better.. AT STEALING KILLS, yeah i went there
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  4. Post #5324
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    October 2006
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    my god you guys do sound spergy as hell
    sounds spergy but anyone who has played 5-15 games would understand p well what we're talking about actually

    Edited:

    You were good as teemo, but fizz i think hes better.. AT STEALING KILLS, yeah i went there
    I dont ks on purpose like you nerde
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  5. Post #5325
    I FAILED HIGH SCHOOL
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    April 2011
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    Venoms. You seem to like it that 2 times you played but whenever you guys wanna play it stupideye is already logged off, and Gangplank is OP probs easiest person. I like him.
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  6. Post #5326
    child porn prodigy
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    Venoms. You seem to like it that 2 times you played but whenever you guys wanna play it stupideye is already logged off, and Gangplank is OP probs easiest person. I like him.
    i need to be in a spergy mood to want to play it

    and i'm just not feelin it
    (JA2 is taking over again)
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  7. Post #5327
    Dumpster Duke
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    Just finished a game, dominated Trynd and Fiddle.
    scrub went negative.
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  8. Post #5328
    I FAILED HIGH SCHOOL
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    i need to be in a spergy mood to want to play it

    and i'm just not feelin it
    (JA2 is taking over again)
    Well you shuold be spergy mood more its pre fun.
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  9. Post #5329
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    October 2006
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    ja2 seems to be way more spergy then lol to me
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  10. Post #5330
    child porn prodigy
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    April 2005
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    ja2 seems to be way more spergy then lol to me
    except you can talk about it without learning a new language

    plus, the tactics you use in JA2 are pretty much the same as any other squad-level "tactical" game    (even airsoft!)    except with a few modifications because it's turn-based
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  11. Post #5331
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    This is a neat poster.

    My engine broke and the cop cars just pushed the car to it's destination.

    Oh no! Hitler's going to fuck me in the ass! NOOOOOOOOOOO!

    Mafi-Oz II.

    A bunch of cops were chasing me, so I turned and made my car skid over the side, through the guardrails, off the highway to the street below. The cops followed me off the side of the highway. You can see one of the cop cars turning to go over the side of the highway on the minimap in the corner.
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  12. Post #5332
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    LOL and then someone builds merc treads or a FON and you're done son.
    especially if jarvan or garen does it.
    you're extra done.
    Not with mushrooms that do 1200 damage in 4 seconds and a dart that does 700 damage with 2 (+1 or 2 with AP?) seconds of blindness. Master yi and Nocturne are the only to fuckheads I've seen able to straight up dominate Teemo :(
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  13. Post #5333
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    not with mushrooms that do 1200 damage in 4 seconds
    God Damp mbbird, last night mushrooms = instakill
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  14. Post #5334
    Dumpster Duke
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    Not with mushrooms that do 1200 damage in 4 seconds and a dart that does 700 damage with 2 (+1 or 2 with AP?) seconds of blindness. Master yi and Nocturne are the only to fuckheads I've seen able to straight up dominate Teemo :(
    what do you do in team fights?
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  15. Post #5335
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    June 2008
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    God Damp mbbird, last night mushrooms = instakill
    Lol ye, I could just put a mushroom on top of me then blind them while standing there and I'd take no damage as they limped away with more poison than they realized.

    Edited:

    what do you do in team fights?
    Lure into mushrooms with your squishiness and pick away with poison. If someone gets too close you can hope your team and your blindness will save you for long enough to get away. Boots of mobility and your natural ghost are pretty nice in that respect.
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  16. Post #5336
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    except you can talk about it without learning a new language
    most of these things I've actually just picked up on recently after playing for over a year, it's a pretty easy game to jump into if you play the tutorial or have someone explaining it. trying to play ja2 on my own was such a confusing clusterfuck so I kinda gave up. I do want to try it again though.

    Edited:

    Lure into mushrooms with your squishiness and pick away with poison. If someone gets too close you can hope your team and your blindness will save you for long enough to get away. Boots of mobility and your natural ghost are pretty nice in that respect.
    also blinding their heavy hitters helps your team stay alive longer
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  17. Post #5337
    Dumpster Duke
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    Blinding doesn't do anything to casters...
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  18. Post #5338
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    October 2006
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    Blinding doesn't do anything to casters...
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    ok but not all strong champs are casters (trynd)
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  19. Post #5339
    Dumpster Duke
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    July 2009
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    Anivia fucks your shit.
    Shes OP
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  20. Post #5340
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    October 2010
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    backslash had a traumatic experience when he was younger involving teemo dominating him, so now he hates him
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  21. Post #5341
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    Anivia fucks your shit.
    Shes OP
    if a half decent champ looks at her she insta dies, she has no hp
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  22. Post #5342
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    October 2010
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    Teemo is ridiculous late game. everyone knows this
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  23. Post #5343
    Dumpster Duke
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    If you build her like a retard.
    plus you have a free guardian angel.
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  24. Post #5344
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    Blinding doesn't do anything to casters...
    Well you see it's not to get prevent the snaring of myself, but instead to let me run away if someone snares me and starts their ultra DPS melee. Yeah Teemo can be caught off guard and ganked easily, but on his terms (which LoL lets you play on 99% of the time if you're not retarded, it's practically the entire premise of the game) he can wreck shit and be extremely hard to catch. And most people will chase Teemo because he's so squishy. Place 3 mushrooms around whatever forest you're closest to or a bit down the lane and you're set to fall back and turn the tides as soon as they trip it.
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  25. Post #5345
    Dumpster Duke
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    Teemo is ridiculous late game. everyone knows this
    Yeah ridiculously easy to kill.
    You get one shotted by le blanc late game.
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  26. Post #5346
    Oh no, what have I done!
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    okay i want to say something about league

    it's the most infuriating, horrible, and most unfun game ever. it injects NOTHING but hostility in the air, and makes even the best of friends hate each other, because the game somehow makes everyone into super-serious no fun mode. the community is horrible, claiming that you can't like a champion unless you consistently win every game with them. they also have the ability to vote to ban you from playing the game for an extended period of time based on nothing but your ability to play. the people who are "good" at the game are elitist fucking assholes that scream at you for not knowing how to push an entire lane by yourself the first time you play, and the bad people are so horrible at the game that they can't use a keyboard. not only that but the bad players act exactly like the elitists.

    the memes that spew out of this game are also incredibly unfunny. think portal memes, but worse, and way more spergy.

    tl;dr shitty dota clone never play
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  27. Post #5347
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    like athene said "the lol community is easy lols"
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  28. Post #5348
    Dumpster Duke
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    Well you see it's not to get prevent the snaring of myself, but instead to let me run away if someone snares me and starts their ultra DPS melee. Yeah Teemo can be caught off guard and ganked easily, but on his terms (which LoL lets you play on 99% of the time if you're not retarded, it's practically the entire premise of the game) he can wreck shit and be extremely hard to catch. And most people will chase Teemo because he's so squishy. Place 3 mushrooms around whatever forest you're closest to or a bit down the lane and you're set to fall back and turn the tides as soon as they trip it.
    there is so much wrong with this statement.
    An organized team will NOT CHASE.
    That's like the univeresal truths of LoL
    don't chase shaco into bushes
    don't go into a bush with garen

    And what is teemo going to do for the team out of the fight?
    Why are you arguing this?
    It's not like he has morde's secret passive.
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  29. Post #5349
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    like athene said "the lol community is easy lols"
    Like when I killed some master yi at level 18 as a level 10 and he instantly ragequit for a few minutes, LoL.
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  30. Post #5350
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    milkandcooki's Avatar
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    i played as nasus

    some guy on my team (teemo) said "naus is fucking scrub im out of here"

    minions weren't even out yet
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  31. Post #5351
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    there is so much wrong with this statement.
    An organized team will NOT CHASE.
    That's like the univeresal truths of LoL
    don't chase shaco into bushes
    don't go into a bush with garen

    And what is teemo going to do for the team out of the fight?
    Why are you arguing this?
    It's not like he has morde's secret passive.
    Maybe I haven't reached the elitist upper ranks of ultra-serious creeps that is the upper tier of the league community then. Because everyone follows me into a bush and if they don't all the better for me. I like Teemo, holy shit.

    deal w/ it
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  32. Post #5352
    Oh no, what have I done!
    milkandcooki's Avatar
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    i love how many unspoken rules there are about league

    i was playing as blitzcrank on a free week, and then i went to attack shen and then my idiot rage friend went "DUDE no U Dnt CHASEeZZ SHEN into A BUSH ON SUNDAY WHEN IT'S RAINING AND WHEN HE IS EXACTLY 3.34 LEVELS AHEAD OF YOU YOU fucKING SCURKBB"
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  33. Post #5353
    PERKELE
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    because we're good at arma!
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  34. Post #5354
    child porn prodigy
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    most of these things I've actually just picked up on recently after playing for over a year, it's a pretty easy game to jump into if you play the tutorial or have someone explaining it. trying to play ja2 on my own was such a confusing clusterfuck so I kinda gave up. I do want to try it again though.
    You should play MP wit me then, I taught mbbird and foos and German and smallfry(kinda) how to play, it's actually really easy when you figure out how to do some things. It's a different kind of sperg I guess.
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  35. Post #5355
    Oh no, what have I done!
    milkandcooki's Avatar
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    21,567 Posts
    for a second there i thought that hellachopper had tactical puke/diarrhea camo
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  36. Post #5356
    child porn prodigy
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    there is so much wrong with this statement.
    An organized team will NOT CHASE.
    That's like the univeresal truths of LoL
    don't chase shaco into bushes
    don't go into a bush with garen

    And what is teemo going to do for the team out of the fight?
    Why are you arguing this?
    It's not like he has morde's secret passive.
    Maybe because I've only played a few games, but everytime mbbird or nph plays as Teemo, they rip shit up

    Not to mention NPH's nexus-dive double kill with Teemo
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  37. Post #5357
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    August 2010
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    MOBAs have really shitty communities in general, I played the HoN beta for a little while.
    Everyone was a dick.
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  38. Post #5358
    ಥ益ಥ ... Beautiful.
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    April 2006
    11,930 Posts
    HAY GUISE

    shod I get anivia wit GA, houreglass, revieve, and buidl her AP wit zilean ult so she's unkillabel!!11!11!1
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  39. Post #5359
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    there is so much wrong with this statement.
    An organized team will NOT CHASE.
    That's like the univeresal truths of LoL
    don't chase shaco into bushes
    don't go into a bush with garen

    And what is teemo going to do for the team out of the fight?
    Why are you arguing this?
    It's not like he has morde's secret passive.
    you make it sound like we play super serious and that we play ranked, most of the guys we play with are level 20 and under, i think its going to be ok if we play as a champ that might not live up to your impossibly high expectations
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  40. Post #5360
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    me and twitch backdoored as Back-Slash got murdered.


    me and Duel won
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