1. Post #41
    Dennab
    February 2010
    1,876 Posts
    What? No.
    Just... no.

    I swear to god that if anyone does that to me, my ghost will make that gun blow up in their face.

    Unless if my ghost could somehow control the path of the bullets. That'd be sweet.
    That would make a nice premise for a show or something, actually. Some sniper / soldier that deals out justice with magical homing ghost bullets made out of the ashes of his old buddy.
    MOSTLY SILENT EUGENE and STAFF SERGEANT BULLETS
    "I see that you're not gonna talk. So now, I'm going to let my gun do the talking."
    "SUP BITCH"
    That's genius!
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  2. Post #42
    While reading this I went ''What the fu-'' out loud.

  3. Post #43
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    Karmah's Avatar
    December 2007
    5,022 Posts
    If I got murdered I'd want my self put into a bullet and have someone shoot me back at my killer. It sounds dramatic, killing them from the grave.
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  4. Post #44
    Raneman25's Avatar
    October 2008
    98 Posts
    What if you missed? I'd feel pretty god damn terrible.

  5. Post #45
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    Ninja Duck's Avatar
    July 2010
    12,024 Posts
    I still want my casket to be shot into space when I'm dead.
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  6. Post #46
    I DRAW SEALS
    xxfalconxx's Avatar
    March 2009
    6,088 Posts
    I'm having myself put into a sword when I die.

    Lasts longer and looks almost as cool.
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  7. Post #47
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    Falchion's Avatar
    May 2009
    8,048 Posts
    This is the yank gun culture at its finest.

    Edit: No but seriously, this is too far.

    Edit2: Even if you thread the ash just like, well ash, then it would be still better to just pour it into the ground as plant food instead of making things that make other people dead even out of your OWN dead.
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  8. Post #48
    chimitos's Avatar
    September 2010
    2,368 Posts
    When I die, I want my family to put me into a rocket and shoot me into the sun.

    I wanna we the first person to do that.
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  9. Post #49
    ask me about my title
    Elfy's Avatar
    August 2009
    2,760 Posts
    Holy Smoke LLC
    Win.

  10. Post #50
    Played it for the plot
    Dennab
    October 2008
    14,789 Posts
    This is the yank gun culture at its finest.

    Edit: No but seriously, this is too far.

    Edit2: Even if you thread the ash just like, well ash, then it would be still better to just pour it into the ground as plant food instead of making things that make other people dead even out of your OWN dead.
    guns don't kill people
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  11. Post #51
    ask me about my title
    Elfy's Avatar
    August 2009
    2,760 Posts
    guns don't kill people
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  12. Post #52
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    May 2009
    8,048 Posts
    guns don't kill people
    k sure but that is still pretty sick putting guns and ammunition to such a huge role in your life that you or your family wants to make ammunition out of you once your dead. That's my point.
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  13. Post #53
    bull3tmagn3t's Avatar
    August 2008
    1,455 Posts
    how badass would that be to kill like ur father's murderer with that, something jason statham would do
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  14. Post #54
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    OogalaBoogal's Avatar
    November 2008
    4,079 Posts
    They did this in the book JPod.

  15. Post #55
    can't you have your remains turned into fireworks?
    I'm seriously having trouble deciding if I want to be a bullet or a grand finale
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  16. Post #56
    Facepunch armorer
    OrionChronicles's Avatar
    February 2010
    3,978 Posts
    When I die I want to be used in a fifty caliber machine gun.
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  17. Post #57
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    MrEndangered's Avatar
    October 2006
    4,820 Posts
    For the money they spent one one bullet with my ashes to avenge their enemies, they could have bought 100 bullets to split them into chunks they could've hidden in my ashes to fool the cops (That they will be shooting, naturally)

  18. Post #58
    lolo's Avatar
    February 2010
    1,929 Posts
    Maybe put all the soldiers that died during a current war into a grenade. Throw "them" at the enemy
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  19. Post #59
    Fudders
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    September 2010
    3,306 Posts
    Someone kills your wife, you then get revenge by killing the murderer with a bullet full of her ash!

    Sounds like a movie to me!
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  20. Post #60
    DasherDigital's Avatar
    October 2009
    596 Posts
    I'd be creeped out if I was the one packing dead people into bullets.
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  21. Post #61
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    Drasnus's Avatar
    October 2007
    3,706 Posts
    Foreshadowing? I can actually do this now.
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  22. Post #62
    Fallen Thespian's Avatar
    April 2009
    361 Posts
    can't you have your remains turned into fireworks?
    I'm seriously having trouble deciding if I want to be a bullet or a grand finale
    Dude just make sure you leave behind more than a pound of ash when you're roasted so you can do both.
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  23. Post #63
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    teslacoil's Avatar
    May 2006
    2,611 Posts
    Now I can have guests over and when I give them a tour around my house, I can point at the ammunition on the mantle and say to them "That's what happens when you track mud into my house".

    And then I watch them all check the floor behind them.

  24. Post #64
    k sure but that is still pretty sick putting guns and ammunition to such a huge role in your life that you or your family wants to make ammunition out of you once your dead. That's my point.
    Rednecks.

  25. Post #65
    Sorry about the downtime, now buy shit.
    CrispexOps's Avatar
    February 2010
    1,588 Posts
    guns don't kill people
    No, irrationality does.

    k sure but that is still pretty sick putting guns and ammunition to such a huge role in your life that you or your family wants to make ammunition out of you once your dead. That's my point.
    That's your point? Wouldn't that be your...hollow-point?
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  26. Post #66

    February 2012
    1 Posts
    To keep near to your love one......is the best way....there are a lots of variety of cremation urns....

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  27. Post #67
    Mercenary-'s Avatar
    June 2009
    3,288 Posts
    To keep near to your love one......s the best way....there are a lots of variety of cremation urns....
    Right.

  28. Post #68
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    Parakon's Avatar
    November 2008
    8,520 Posts
    This is perfect, i've always said I wanted to be shot into a bear or something.

    though it would suck if the shooter missed.

  29. Post #69
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    The Aussie's Avatar
    May 2010
    3,970 Posts
    To keep near to your love one...... is the best way....there are a lots of variety of cremation urns....
    What's with all those periods anyway? Like, do you get payed 1/6th a cent per period :V:

  30. Post #70
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    September 2005
    2,266 Posts
    lol spam bot bumps a year old thread.

    At least it was somewhat relevant.
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  31. Post #71
    ( ͡ ͜ʖ ͡) rip $5
    Lolkork's Avatar
    December 2009
    5,741 Posts
    I'd rather have one of those diamonds made of ash.
    And then make it in to a bullet!
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  32. Post #72
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    jimhowl33t's Avatar
    January 2008
    5,596 Posts
    To keep near to your love one......is the best way....there are a lots of variety of cremation urns....
    But can cremation turn my dead body into something lethal?
    No, huh? Yeah, thought so. Stupid robot.
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  33. Post #73
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  34. Post #74
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    Secrios's Avatar
    March 2011
    1,040 Posts
    If you really love your loved ones, why don't you freeze them?

  35. Post #75

    May 2012
    1 Posts
    Hi Ignhelper, which type of cremation ashes urns ....you want...if do not have time...then you can plant a tree for your love one...it is biodegradable urn... otherwise you can use link from where i get take memorial urn for my grandmother....

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  36. Post #76
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    MachiniOs's Avatar
    September 2008
    12,502 Posts
    Oh shit you could have a 4 gun salute with someones ashes in the bullet. Now that would be going out with a bang.

    Edited:

    Fuck I should really look at dates.
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  37. Post #77
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    Fetret's Avatar
    December 2006
    1,384 Posts
    Hunter S. Thompson.

  38. Post #78
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    ReligiousNutjob's Avatar
    August 2010
    1,504 Posts
    Hey cool, I remember this... bumped by a spambot again, nice.
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  39. Post #79
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    V12US's Avatar
    August 2005
    4,631 Posts
    "Hey dude, what happened to your grandma?"

    "We fired her."
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  40. Post #80
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    March 2009
    9,991 Posts
    If I got murdered I'd want my self put into a bullet and have someone shoot me back at my killer. It sounds dramatic, killing them from the grave.