[BrQ]

Staneh posted:

If I sit, I get a real pain in my ass, well, like.. the bone which is close to your ass, and really hurts when you break it. But I don't want to go to a doctor or he will have to inspect my ass.

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I'm not sure how I call it in English, but it seems you are dutch so:

Ik denk dat het een aft is. Als je zoeits bedoeld:

nop, I mean like

A white spot back there, where it says tonsils

[Pascall]

BrQ posted:

nop, I mean like

A white spot back there, where it says tonsils

Tonsils have pits, known as "crypts." The outer surface of the tonsil, including the crypts, is covered by a "skin" called mucosa. Mucosa is the tissue that lines your mouth, nasal cavity, sinuses and gastrointestinal tract. This lining sheds (just as your skin sheds constantly, usually without your awareness). In some individuals, shed tonsil mucosa can build up within the crypts. This accounts for the white spots. In some unfortunate folks, this material hardens and forms "stones," or "tonsilloliths." These can be quite irritating, enough so that a tonsillectomy may be warranted to get rid of the problem. In your case, the white spots don't even rise to the level of annoyance, so tonsillectomy is out of the question.

You should see a doctor, however. There is a small chance that you are getting recurrent strep throat (throat infection caused by Streptococcus bacteria). I think this is unlikely, because you state that your throat is only occasionally sore, and strep throat is typically very painful. Nevertheless, it would be worthwhile to have a doctor take a throat culture at a time when the white spots are very prominent. To take a throat culture, your doctor will quickly swab the suspicious area and send the swab to a microbiology lab, where they will determine whether or not you are having a strep infection. Rapid, in-office test kits can determine the same thing.

http://www.ivillage.com/what-are-the...ils/4-n-139223


I've never heard of what you have, but does this sound like it?

[BrQ]

Pascall posted:

http://www.ivillage.com/what-are-the...ils/4-n-139223


I've never heard of what you have, but does this sound like it?

hmm well the description looks like it yeah, but I never have a sore throat.
I tried making a picture, but learned that taking pictures of yout tonsils is not easy

the spot looks a little bigger than it really is though

[sparky28000]

My left knee hurts a lot after I walk a bit or if I stand too long.

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BrQ posted:

hmm well the description looks like it yeah, but I never have a sore throat.
I tried making a picture, but learned that taking pictures of yout tonsils is not easy

the spot looks a little bigger than it really is though

Tonsile stone?

[uitham]

this thread really helps, i once asked help because i forgot something on another forum
they told me to amputate my brains and i did

how do i get smarts now

[Xybjj]

Staneh posted:

If I sit, I get a real pain in my ass, well, like.. the bone which is close to your ass, and really hurts when you break it. But I don't want to go to a doctor or he will have to inspect my ass.

Break what? Pilonidal cyst?

[Shoupie]

Staneh posted:

If I sit, I get a real pain in my ass, well, like.. the bone which is close to your ass, and really hurts when you break it. But I don't want to go to a doctor or he will have to inspect my ass.

If you really have a problem, you shouldn't hesitate to go to the doctor, no matter how embarrassing it is. You've just got to keep in mind that your doctor sees multiple asses everyday, with problems probably much more disgusting than yours. Doctors are probably the most desensitized people in the world when it comes to embarrassing and/or gross bodily issues.

[Cows Rule]

Do soap and water daily applied to plantar's warts on the foot help?

[Pascall]

Yes. Plantar's warts are hideously uncomfortable and gross, but the only way to get them to go away is to let them go away on their own. Clean the area every day, wear clean socks, try and stay off your feet if you can.

I had one a few years ago and it was horrible looking. But it eventually went away. Try not to pick at it too much to get it off because sometimes it makes it worse. If it SEEMS like it's able to get pulled off, then try it, but if it's firm on there, don't.

Here are some other things you can try:

-Try soaking your foot in water for 20 min and use a pumice stone to see if it'll remove it afterwards.

-Use OTC Salicylic acid. Make sure you read instructions on how to apply it to the wart.

- Use the duct tape treatment. Put any color of duct tape over the wart, and keep it covered 24 hours a day, six out of seven days a week, for six weeks.

Hope that helps.

[deadshot]

BrQ posted:

I just noticed that I think a tonsil, the one you can see that's behind your tongue, is pretty visible and has 1 white dot on it. From my point of view it looks like the dot's a few mm in diameter and it looks like a pimple.
What could it be?

Strep Throat.

[areolop]

Staneh posted:

If I sit, I get a real pain in my ass, well, like.. the bone which is close to your ass, and really hurts when you break it. But I don't want to go to a doctor or he will have to inspect my ass.

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I'm not sure how I call it in English, but it seems you are dutch so:

Ik denk dat het een aft is. Als je zoeits bedoeld:

Canker sore.

[Carbo]

Guys when I do light exercise my chest hurts and when I take deep breaths it gets even worse. I also have a hard time breathing when I go through these hour long phases

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Started like a week ago

[BrQ]

Carbo posted:

Guys when I do light exercise my chest hurts and when I take deep breaths it gets even worse. I also have a hard time breathing when I go through these hour long phases

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Started like a week ago

is it like stabbing pain when you inhale deep?

[Carbo]

No It's like burning

[Stren]

What's a powerful, easily obtained local anaesthetic that wont affect your concentration much and is non-prescription in the UK?

[Shoupie]

Cows Rule posted:

Do soap and water daily applied to plantar's warts on the foot help?

I once had a plantar wart. I went to the doctor to get it frozen off, but that didn't help. Tried over-the-counter medication. Didn't help. I'm a runner and the wart was on my heel, so it was a pretty big inconvenience and I was desperate. So I got rid of it myself with some nail clippers. Just cut it away and pulled out the roots. It hurt like fucking hell and blood got everywhere, but it got rid of the wart and it never came back. It was definitely worth it. You just gotta get in there and destroy the fucking thing.

[iPope]

Stren posted:

What's a powerful, easily obtained local anaesthetic that wont affect your concentration much and is non-prescription in the UK?

You want an powerful over the counter local anaesthetic? I can't think of why on earth you'd want that.

Anything with a good amount of lidocaine should be good. Not sure how powerful it is.

[Stren]

iPope posted:

You want an powerful over the counter local anaesthetic? I can't think of why on earth you'd want that.

Anything with a good amount of lidocaine should be good. Not sure how powerful it is.

Lidocaine is prescription only, actually, that's why I'm asking here.

[Charlievrw]

Carbo posted:

Guys when I do light exercise my chest hurts and when I take deep breaths it gets even worse. I also have a hard time breathing when I go through these hour long phases

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Started like a week ago

You're fat, don't worry though its common around these parts.

[Pascall]

Carbo is like.. the thinnest person I've ever seen.

[Shoupie]

What would happen if I took St. John's Wort with Zoloft?

[Hana-San]

Very unlikely but serotonin syndrome.
Linked info here

[Zambies!]

I'm not a doctor, (too young ) but I am pretty damn knowledgable with the heart, so if you have any heart questions (Whats WPW, whats my heart skipping a beat etc.) ask me, although if you have to ask me you probably should be seeing a doctor.

[BrQ]

Do people also hear a regular beat sometimes when their ears rests on a pillow?
Also when I take a shit and I need to push slightly more than normal and it comes out, I get this weird rough palpitation. Only lasts seconds but it feels like blood is being pumped extremely hard toward my head and sometimes it even hurts a tiny bit, is that very bad? tiny bit, is that very bad?

[DrgnRebrn]

Staneh posted:

If I sit, I get a real pain in my ass, well, like.. the bone which is close to your ass, and really hurts when you break it. But I don't want to go to a doctor or he will have to inspect my ass.

Could be a pilonidal cyst. Any swelling/redness? I've had it happen to me twice and it's a matter of getting it cut open to drain pus and then you get rad painkillers for two weeks. But you also have a second asshole for two weeks.

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BrQ posted:

Do people also hear a regular beat sometimes when their ears rests on a pillow?
Also when I take a shit and I need to push slightly more than normal and it comes out, I get this weird rough palpitation. Only lasts seconds but it feels like blood is being pumped extremely hard toward my head and sometimes it even hurts a tiny bit, is that very bad? tiny bit, is that very bad?

You mean your pulse?

[DOG-GY]

BrQ posted:

Also when I take a shit and I need to push slightly more than normal and it comes out, I get this weird rough palpitation. Only lasts seconds but it feels like blood is being pumped extremely hard toward my head and sometimes it even hurts a tiny bit, is that very bad? tiny bit, is that very bad?

You could just be causing a lot of pressure on your head by pushing so hard with the wrong muscles. You can obviously do this consciously and make a big red spot on your forehead and it makes you feel really lightheaded as everyone did in elementary school.

playground experience~

solution: make sure you're not forcing with the wrong muscles or get a better diet

[No Party Hats]

I've found that If I drink a soft drink or something of the likes while walking, the area just below the right side of my rib cage but above the stomach hurts. Like, I got stabbed with a pencil hurt.

[Lordgeorge16]

Staneh posted:

If I sit, I get a real pain in my ass, well, like.. the bone which is close to your ass, and really hurts when you break it. But I don't want to go to a doctor or he will have to inspect my ass.

I had a pilonidal abscess (Well, I still have it, just got surgery on it nearly three weeks ago and now we're waiting for it to heal). Go have it checked immediately, it may heal on its own eventually, but without surgery, it's going to come back and it will get worse. Don't worry, the surgery itself won't last more than an hour, but you'll be asleep for most of the day.

[Sirdrone536]

On the subject of Warts/Worts...Always wear sandals when in a shower, no-one likes to get infected

[Dppdy]

Pascall posted:

Carbo is like.. the thinnest person I've ever seen.

maybe that's the problem

[BrQ]

DOG-GY posted:

You could just be causing a lot of pressure on your head by pushing so hard with the wrong muscles. You can obviously do this consciously and make a big red spot on your forehead and it makes you feel really lightheaded as everyone did in elementary school.

playground experience~

solution: make sure you're not forcing with the wrong muscles or get a better diet

What do you mean, pushing with the wrong muscles? I'm just taking a shit, it even happens when I don't push hard, but less often.

[Shoupie]

BrQ posted:

Do people also hear a regular beat sometimes when their ears rests on a pillow?
Also when I take a shit and I need to push slightly more than normal and it comes out, I get this weird rough palpitation. Only lasts seconds but it feels like blood is being pumped extremely hard toward my head and sometimes it even hurts a tiny bit, is that very bad? tiny bit, is that very bad?

The rush of blood to your head is caused by the pushing too hard. You shouldn't have to push that hard unless you're constipated.

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DOG-GY posted:

You could just be causing a lot of pressure on your head by pushing so hard with the wrong muscles. You can obviously do this consciously and make a big red spot on your forehead and it makes you feel really lightheaded as everyone did in elementary school.

playground experience~

solution: make sure you're not forcing with the wrong muscles or get a better diet

Wrong muscles? If he doesn't know what muscles to use when squeezing a turd out by now, I think he has bigger problems, bro.

[super_yurtle]

help i've fallen and i cant get up!!

[DOG-GY]

Shoupie posted:

Wrong muscles? If he doesn't know what muscles to use when squeezing a turd out by now, I think he has bigger problems, bro.

hes causing pressure on his head from pushing too hard

that means he's pushing with more than just the sphincter muscles.

[No Party Hats]

So my Adams apple is kinda fucked up. It's kinda got a ridge in the middle of it, and If I put my finger on it and talk, my voice lowers 3 bars.

[Dppdy]

No Party Hats posted:

So my Adams apple is kinda fucked up. It's kinda got a ridge in the middle of it, and If I put my finger on it and talk, my voice lowers 3 bars.

That's completely normal

[woolio1]

After coming to this thread and skimming for about twelve minutes, I've begun to experience many of the symptoms listed. What should I do?

[TerabyteS_]

woolio1 posted:

After coming to this thread and skimming for about twelve minutes, I've begun to experience many of the symptoms listed. What should I do?

Explode.

[Hana-San]

BrQ posted:

Also when I take a shit and I need to push slightly more than normal and it comes out, I get this weird rough palpitation. Only lasts seconds but it feels like blood is being pumped extremely hard toward my head and sometimes it even hurts a tiny bit, is that very bad? tiny bit, is that very bad?

You probably need more fiber in your diet if this is happening.

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woolio1 posted:

After coming to this thread and skimming for about twelve minutes, I've begun to experience many of the symptoms listed. What should I do?

I often have this, I have often had serious headaches or pains when someone mentions that they too have one. It's really annoying.

[Shoupie]

woolio1 posted:

After coming to this thread and skimming for about twelve minutes, I've begun to experience many of the symptoms listed. What should I do?

Take a placebo and all of your symptoms will magically disappear.