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So another dude on OMegle said I must masturbate more..? Is this correct?
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I think your problem might need you to go to the doctor to find out the problem.
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I took part in the 2011 no-fap event.
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My right lower eyelid is a bit swollen and red. Probably an insect bite or something, looks rather silly.
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your avatar will happen shortly, that's all i know
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Turns out it's Conjunctivitis, I need to grab hold of some eyedrops.
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I think that my lungs are plotting against my heart. I fear they're going to choke him out and take supremacy of the blood. This makes me fear for heart. What does heart need to do in this situation?
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Recruit the kidneys and lead a full scale assault on the lungs
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20th September 2011 Last edited by Kenja; 20th September 2011 at 05:23PM. (To not be retarded)
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My god, that may just work...
GET THE KIDNEYS ON THE PHONE! We have a war to win.
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My heart started hurting to the point I had to grit my teeth last night when I was in bed. This also happened to my lower abdomen, and when I placed my shoulder at the correct elevation my jaw would hurt in a similar manner. What's up, Doctor Facepunch?
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kidneys posted:
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It's usually nigh impossible to diagnose abdominal and chest pain without being able to interact with someone. If you're worried see a medical professional.
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Jesus, fucking go to the doctor. That doesn't sound good.
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should i get this checked out
yes i own an xray machine i didnt get this done yesterday i swear
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I'm sure a lot of people here have this problem and may (or may not) know how to fix it. How would I fix a forward head posture? It's bothering me now.
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Doctor, NOW!
No really. See a Cardiologist if this is a reoccurring issue.
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I got a small spot of red on my right hand, pinkie. After shaking hand with a friend, he held it so hard, it created some sort of red pigmentation on my pinkie. I'm kind of scared, help?
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The kidneys have trekked up and have met the bladder. He says that he will help for a price...
The price... to drink only water for 1 month. This war can't be won without bladder. I think I will have to pay...
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Your muscles will be happy.
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Well most of your body will be actually.
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Sounds like you might be better off with some hired muscle
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In Shool, my right side in my liver, and upper front/inner right leg begins to sting. My liver stung Once, and I thought It was my appendix. Then I was told I would be on the floor, crying, if that happened. Then a day later, my right leg started stinging, 5 bursts of pain in like 8 minutes or so.
It doesn't hurt much (except the liver thing) but it pisses me off, and it's freaking me out. I don't want to see the doctor, because I'm afraid I'm gonna go there, they're gonna scan the hell out of me and then I find out that It's just because I'm fat or something.
I DO have stretch marks, so I Don't know if it's cause I'm a 200 pound 14 year old.
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YEAAAAAAH!
The bladder has agreed, but the lungs have started their strike. Small asthma attacks... my god. The heart is slowly being muscled in on. We strike now.
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How often should I stretch and what stretches should I do?
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21st September 2011 Last edited by Kenja; 21st September 2011 at 03:17AM. (To fix a gramatical error)
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Stretching every day can help your muscles (so everyday if you can). Usually in the morning is the best. I do a routine where I stretch my calfs and heel (but I'm a runner so what do you want?) but you could just try and find a regular routine on the internet you would like to do. Stretching once you wake up, and when you come home can be good (or before and after you work out). If you know any yoga that would help a lot as they are mostly just stretches.
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Thanks, will try stretching every morning.
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No problem! May I ask why you want to stretch? To just get into shape, or to train?
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I took Tang Soo Do for 7 years and felt pretty great. I stopped a couple years ago after I got my black belt and started feeling like burning, tearing, achy shit.
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That always sucks. Well good luck with the stretching!
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Anyone know if clicking your joints is bad for you or not?
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i hasnt sleeped in 3 days and im dying but cant sleep and instead am sore and angry
how do i fix it
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cracking your knuckles gives you arthritis
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It's not known to give you arthiritis, that's just an old wives tale. However you might lose some grip strength if you click your knuckles daily for 30+ years, other than that keep clicking.
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Nope. Common misconception. It was disproved a while ago - at most, it'll give you a weak handshake and maybe freaky-looking knuckles. But that might just be me and me freakishly long thumbs.
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It only hurts very rarely and only lasts for about ten minutes. Should I still go if it's at that rate?
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Daily? I crack them almost hourly
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Okay not quite that often but you get the idea.
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I can make me knees crack by turning my lower leg.
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My heart has been aching really bad lately, I think it's because i've been stressed out alot lately.
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Take lots of deep, slow breaths and drink lots of water. Also, try feeling your chest where your heart beats. Does anything feel abnormal, like something's being pushed out of the way? I had some similar pains last month that went away.
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Shit. I think I might have arthritis.
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I used to get these weird small heart attacks every 2 weeks since I was a little kid, it's only happened like twice in the last 6 months though. If my torso moves in any way i get intense pain in my chest even more. No numbness in my arms but definite pain where I assume my heart is.
It's a great party trick.
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You sure that isn't precordial catch syndrome? Sure sounds a lot like it...
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