1. Post #1121
    SeanL's Avatar
    November 2010
    288 Posts
    For a long time ive noticed I get these weird dark, purple like blotches on my hand and fingers. Its not like a rash or anything, just the color of the skin. It shows mostly when it's cold, but shows without cold too and it shows up multiple times a day. Also, my fingers or entire hand sometimes become numb for seemingly no reason at all and it's very uncomfortable. My hands are almost always shaking and weird hand/arm spasms occur at times. I just now decided to look this shit up on the internet and Reynaud's phenomenon seems to be the closest thing I can find that relates to it. Thoracic outlet syndrome seems a bit like it as well.
    http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmedhealth/PMH0001449/
    http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmedhealth/PMH0002406/

    Edited:

    What do you guys think?
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  2. Post #1122
    [EG] Pepper's Avatar
    August 2009
    9,424 Posts
    go to a doctor?

    hold on.


    I mean hospital.
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  3. Post #1123
    PM ME FOR /TWO\ RUST KEYS!!
    MisterSjeiks's Avatar
    April 2011
    5,857 Posts
    I had sex with my GF in the morning yesterday, and I have a problem now. My penis tip has been numb ever since, help?


       I was masturbating stop judging me   

    Edited:

    I'm really scared guys!

    Edited:

    When I piss the stream is really weak, come on guuuuys.
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  4. Post #1124
    [EG] Pepper's Avatar
    August 2009
    9,424 Posts
    amputate
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  5. Post #1125
    PM ME FOR /TWO\ RUST KEYS!!
    MisterSjeiks's Avatar
    April 2011
    5,857 Posts
    I'm really scared though. Does this mean i'll never be able to feel my orgasms anymore? Or should I just stop having sex with my GF for a while,    GF = Hand   
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  6. Post #1126
    [EG] Pepper's Avatar
    August 2009
    9,424 Posts
    The only solution is amputating your head







    both of them.
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  7. Post #1127
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    MisterSjeiks's Avatar
    April 2011
    5,857 Posts
    I can't get a boner anymore oh god. I cant feel my mushroom tip. Can you guys atleast tell me if this is temporary? I'm freaking the fuck out.
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  8. Post #1128
    Benstokes's Avatar
    October 2009
    1,865 Posts
    Honestly it's probably going to be fine, but if you're really freaking out go see a doctor. Oh, and take a break from masturbating for a few hours maybe?
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  9. Post #1129
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    MisterSjeiks's Avatar
    April 2011
    5,857 Posts
    Alright, if I wake up tomorrow with no boner, then maybe i'll visit a doctor.
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  10. Post #1130
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    October 2009
    1,865 Posts
    Alright, if I wake up tomorrow with no boner, then maybe i'll visit a doctor.
    ...Lack of morning wood isn't a symptom. It doesn't always happen.
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  11. Post #1131

    November 2011
    17 Posts
    Have small penis wat do?
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  12. Post #1132
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    MisterSjeiks's Avatar
    April 2011
    5,857 Posts
    ...Lack of morning wood isn't a symptom. It doesn't always happen.
    But I always have morning wood.

    Edited:

    Have small penis wat do?
    Fap until your dick is numb.
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  13. Post #1133
    [EG] Pepper's Avatar
    August 2009
    9,424 Posts
    Have small penis wat do?
    Get through puberty
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  14. Post #1134
    Articsledder's Avatar
    November 2011
    703 Posts
    Ok, so I have lazy eye. However when I close my Dominant Eye, my brain still tries to include input from it, making vision from my lazy eye half obscured from my other eyelid blocking it. Did I just describe the symptoms of lazy eye or is there other shit happening too?
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  15. Post #1135
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    November 2011
    484 Posts
    For a long time ive noticed I get these weird dark, purple like blotches on my hand and fingers. Its not like a rash or anything, just the color of the skin. It shows mostly when it's cold, but shows without cold too and it shows up multiple times a day. Also, my fingers or entire hand sometimes become numb for seemingly no reason at all and it's very uncomfortable. My hands are almost always shaking and weird hand/arm spasms occur at times. I just now decided to look this shit up on the internet and Reynaud's phenomenon seems to be the closest thing I can find that relates to it. Thoracic outlet syndrome seems a bit like it as well.
    http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmedhealth/PMH0001449/
    http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmedhealth/PMH0002406/

    Edited:

    What do you guys think?
    I swear to god I saw this before on medical mysteries. It is some kind of condition. I'll look it up again once I get home. This is not a condition most doctors are gonna recognize.
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  16. Post #1136
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    July 2011
    3,697 Posts
    Some times after a bad sleep I have some pretty bad stuff including acheyness,stomach aches,minor chills,hyper sensitivity and the feeling of being greasy. Never happens after a normal sleep.
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  17. Post #1137
    SeanL's Avatar
    November 2010
    288 Posts
    I swear to god I saw this before on medical mysteries. It is some kind of condition. I'll look it up again once I get home. This is not a condition most doctors are gonna recognize.
    did ya find it?
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  18. Post #1138
    "You should see my penis, it puts a wookie to shame. its like a fucking front tail."
    Dysgalt's Avatar
    January 2010
    2,426 Posts
    I have these two warts on my left index finger, how do I remove them? Since I've tried slicing it off with a sterilized scalpel, burning them off, using acid (protected everything but wart), and I've been two the doctor twice to freeze them off. Nothing I've tried has killed them, how are these little fuckers so tough.
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  19. Post #1139
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    November 2011
    484 Posts
    did ya find it?
    It could possibly be Cold Agglutinin Disease, which may have the same symptoms, or it could indeed be Reynauds. The show listed the guy as having Reynauds, but his symptoms weren't quite like yours, which leads me to believe that it could possibly be CAD.
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  20. Post #1140
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    June 2005
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    will the world ever know just what exactly precum is?
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  21. Post #1141
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    December 2010
    8,348 Posts
    Recently, I bailed on my first flip while performing Parkour and my left leg    the area just above my ankle    got hurt. Nothing bad, just a little pain. Now every time I try jumpstyling my leg begins to hurt again.

    This happened like a week or two ago and I just don't understand why it begins to hurt when I start jumping.
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  22. Post #1142
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    Tools's Avatar
    November 2009
    6,447 Posts
    Once when I was choked, my nose would bleed violently and these tube-looking things would kinda fall out.

    Should I fear any health problems? Neck recovered.
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  23. Post #1143
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    April 2011
    12,403 Posts
    Recently, I bailed on my first flip while performing Parkour and my left leg    the area just above my ankle    got hurt. Nothing bad, just a little pain. Now every time I try jumpstyling my leg begins to hurt again.

    This happened like a week or two ago and I just don't understand why it begins to hurt when I start jumping.
    Legs can keep on hurting for quite a bit. Give it another two weeks or see a doctor if you don't trust it.
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  24. Post #1144
    [EG] Pepper's Avatar
    August 2009
    9,424 Posts
    I have these two warts on my left index finger, how do I remove them? Since I've tried slicing it off with a sterilized scalpel, burning them off, using acid (protected everything but wart), and I've been two the doctor twice to freeze them off. Nothing I've tried has killed them, how are these little fuckers so tough.
    Duct tape

    I'm actually being serious here, i wrapped some around my foot when i had one and it starved the bugger of light and air and i took the tape off a week later and the wart was gone.
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  25. Post #1145
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    March 2009
    4,708 Posts
    Recently, I bailed on my first flip while performing Parkour and my left leg    the area just above my ankle    got hurt. Nothing bad, just a little pain. Now every time I try jumpstyling my leg begins to hurt again.

    This happened like a week or two ago and I just don't understand why it begins to hurt when I start jumping.
    Tendons and ligaments.
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  26. Post #1146
    1.21 GIGAWATTS!
    brandonsh's Avatar
    May 2010
    6,567 Posts
    Doctor Facepunch, is cracking my neck joints really that bad for you? It's like an addiction, I can't stop doing it.
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  27. Post #1147
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    May 2007
    6,421 Posts
    Recently, I bailed on my first flip while performing Parkour and my left leg    the area just above my ankle    got hurt. Nothing bad, just a little pain. Now every time I try jumpstyling my leg begins to hurt again.

    This happened like a week or two ago and I just don't understand why it begins to hurt when I start jumping.
    You're name wouldn't happen to be adam, would it? My friend did the same thing, when you said you did it.
    Doctor bro
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  28. Post #1148
    Terminutter's Avatar
    June 2010
    6,264 Posts
    Doctor Facepunch, is cracking my neck joints really that bad for you? It's like an addiction, I can't stop doing it.
    As far as I am aware, not directly harmful. My reaction to people who do it continually, however...
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  29. Post #1149
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    July 2007
    42,031 Posts
    Once when I was choked, my nose would bleed violently and these tube-looking things would kinda fall out.

    Should I fear any health problems? Neck recovered.
    "tube-looking things"?

    Kind of sounds like large blood clots formed in your nose and took a tube shape because of where they were

    blood clots coming out when you have a nose bleed is common but they're usually shapeless blobs
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  30. Post #1150
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    December 2010
    8,348 Posts
    Legs can keep on hurting for quite a bit. Give it another two weeks or see a doctor if you don't trust it.
    Thanks mate.

    Edited:

    You're name wouldn't happen to be adam, would it? My friend did the same thing, when you said you did it.
    Doctor bro
    I'm sorry, but my name isn't Adam.
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  31. Post #1151
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    April 2011
    648 Posts
    Duct tape

    I'm actually being serious here, i wrapped some around my foot when i had one and it starved the bugger of light and air and i took the tape off a week later and the wart was gone.
    are you sure it wasnt stuck to the duct-tape

    Edited:

    I have these two warts on my left index finger, how do I remove them? Since I've tried slicing it off with a sterilized scalpel, burning them off, using acid (protected everything but wart), and I've been two the doctor twice to freeze them off. Nothing I've tried has killed them, how are these little fuckers so tough.
    Warts are caused by the Human Papilloma Virus (HPV). Its basically an infection which has entered the body through a cut etc. I believe there is a vaccine for the virus that you should be able to get at your GP.
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  32. Post #1152
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    June 2011
    3,335 Posts
    For a long time ive noticed I get these weird dark, purple like blotches on my hand and fingers. Its not like a rash or anything, just the color of the skin. It shows mostly when it's cold, but shows without cold too and it shows up multiple times a day. Also, my fingers or entire hand sometimes become numb for seemingly no reason at all and it's very uncomfortable. My hands are almost always shaking and weird hand/arm spasms occur at times. I just now decided to look this shit up on the internet and Reynaud's phenomenon seems to be the closest thing I can find that relates to it. Thoracic outlet syndrome seems a bit like it as well.
    http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmedhealth/PMH0001449/
    http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmedhealth/PMH0002406/

    Edited:

    What do you guys think?
    I pretty much have the same problem as you, and when I looked it up it gave me the same answer. I think you can take supplements with garlic, ginger and some other stuff in to ease the symptoms.

    Ooops, I meant amputation all your limbs is the only answer
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  33. Post #1153
    [EG] Pepper's Avatar
    August 2009
    9,424 Posts
    Once when I was choked, my nose would bleed violently and these tube-looking things would kinda fall out.

    Should I fear any health problems? Neck recovered.
    That must have been those cancers coming out.
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  34. Post #1154
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    May 2007
    6,421 Posts
    :( so my medical internship is over, 6 weeks, a few hours a week it was. Too short, but the Case Manger/Register in the ER convinced me to volunteer on Saturdays in the evenings, in hopes of getting a glimpse at seeing something.
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  35. Post #1155
    Bucketboy's Avatar
    January 2012
    670 Posts
    Every time i sneeze, i get cramp in my penis any help?
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  36. Post #1156
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    April 2009
    4,935 Posts
    Sometimes my eyes will squeak when I open and close them as if air is trapped behind my eyelids. It gives me a tingly feeling and tends to be annoying when it does happen, but it normally only happens a few times a month. I don't think it's anything serious and I've never had any eye problems. Does anyone know why this happens?
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  37. Post #1157
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    April 2011
    648 Posts
    Every time i sneeze, i get cramp in my penis any help?
    your only hope is amputation

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    Sometimes my eyes will squeak when I open and close them as if air is trapped behind my eyelids. It gives me a tingly feeling and tends to be annoying when it does happen, but it normally only happens a few times a month. I don't think it's anything serious and I've never had any eye problems. Does anyone know why this happens?
    Go see an optician
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  38. Post #1158
    Dispenser's Avatar
    March 2009
    2,142 Posts
    :( so my medical internship is over, 6 weeks, a few hours a week it was. Too short, but the Case Manger/Register in the ER convinced me to volunteer on Saturdays in the evenings, in hopes of getting a glimpse at seeing something.
    What are you training for? I just got my EMT-B recently.

    Edited:

    For a long time ive noticed I get these weird dark, purple like blotches on my hand and fingers. Its not like a rash or anything, just the color of the skin. It shows mostly when it's cold, but shows without cold too and it shows up multiple times a day. Also, my fingers or entire hand sometimes become numb for seemingly no reason at all and it's very uncomfortable. My hands are almost always shaking and weird hand/arm spasms occur at times. I just now decided to look this shit up on the internet and Reynaud's phenomenon seems to be the closest thing I can find that relates to it. Thoracic outlet syndrome seems a bit like it as well.
    http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmedhealth/PMH0001449/
    http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmedhealth/PMH0002406/

    Edited:

    What do you guys think?
    My first thought with the spasms was multiple sclerosis but that could be because I was watching that one episode of Scrubs where the girl has that.
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  39. Post #1159
    [EG] Pepper's Avatar
    August 2009
    9,424 Posts
    Every time i sneeze, i get cramp in my penis any help?
    Amputate your face
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  40. Post #1160
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    September 2010
    4,171 Posts
    I have a boil on my penis the size of half a pencil eraser that has shown up since yesterday. I need help now Dr. Facepunch.
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