Feeling bored? Hate that one asshole that never shuts up? Want to piss someone off? send them a Mormon! Send them twenty Mormons. send them TEN THOUSAND MORMONS. Because its free! And its super easy. all you need to do is enter their info here: http://mormon.org/missionaries/ and a mormon will show up in 2 days. You can send the same person multiples, and have them come once a day. and it actually works, too!
If anyone is particularly pissing you off, post their address here and we can ALL send them the full love of the latter day saints!