1. Post #1
    Gold Member
    katbug's Avatar
    January 2010
    6,561 Posts
    Feeling bored? Hate that one asshole that never shuts up? Want to piss someone off? send them a Mormon! Send them twenty Mormons. send them TEN THOUSAND MORMONS. Because its free! And its super easy. all you need to do is enter their info here: http://mormon.org/missionaries/ and a mormon will show up in 2 days. You can send the same person multiples, and have them come once a day. and it actually works, too!

    If anyone is particularly pissing you off, post their address here and we can ALL send them the full love of the latter day saints!
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  2. Post #2
    Cyberpew's Avatar
    May 2011
    129 Posts
    I fucking lol'd.

    Let's hope this really works.
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  3. Post #3
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    Dennab
    July 2009
    4,483 Posts
    A million times better than sending boxes. It's like sending boxes that don't shut the fuck up.
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  4. Post #4
    The Disabled Kid
    Dennab
    February 2011
    4,770 Posts
    If this shit is real I have some work to do.
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  5. Post #5
    RadioJoNES's Avatar
    July 2011
    559 Posts
    Inb4 activision.
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  6. Post #6
    ~gay boi~
    Chickens!'s Avatar
    July 2010
    14,486 Posts
    Sent some to the Facepunch Office. <3
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  7. Post #7
    The Disabled Kid
    Dennab
    February 2011
    4,770 Posts
    Send about 50, that will get you banned Chickens no doubt.
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  8. Post #8
    ~ pissing excellence ~
    Fingers!!!'s Avatar
    May 2005
    2,844 Posts
    I'm trying to send them to a friend of mine.
    Hope Brazil is on the list.
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  9. Post #9
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    hl2poo's Avatar
    November 2005
    4,424 Posts
    I like how you can't read the "e" in Missionaries.
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  10. Post #10
    ~gay boi~
    Chickens!'s Avatar
    July 2010
    14,486 Posts
    Send about 50, that will get you banned Chickens no doubt.
    You do it, you big chicken!
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  11. Post #11
    Viking Chest hair simulator 2012
    TheDestroyerOfall's Avatar
    June 2009
    2,446 Posts
    I have a particular person, who royally pissed me off, by telling my ex all kinds of lies. Would facepunch help to piss them off?
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    chimitos's Avatar
    September 2010
    2,362 Posts
    I have a particular person, who royally pissed me off, by telling my ex all kinds of lies. Would facepunch help to piss them off?
    It depends.
    What's in it for us?
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  13. Post #13
    Viking Chest hair simulator 2012
    TheDestroyerOfall's Avatar
    June 2009
    2,446 Posts
    A smile and laughter after i post their reaction to the mormonpocolypse.
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  14. Post #14
    Kefirman's Avatar
    March 2010
    1,043 Posts
    Oh, i will send them to the pentecostalism guy in my class, lets see his reaction.

  15. Post #15
    I was nice to a hobo once and he bought me this title
    Dirf's Avatar
    May 2010
    5,943 Posts
    I would do this but I don't really know of anyone to do it to.
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  16. Post #16
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    No Party Hats's Avatar
    October 2010
    12,982 Posts
    That sounds fucking ridiculous.

    I like it.
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  17. Post #17
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    Zareox7's Avatar
    March 2006
    2,282 Posts
    Sending one to my friend. The website seems kinda slow right now, though.

  18. Post #18
    Mudbone's Avatar
    August 2007
    982 Posts
    I sent one to my mom. This ought to be good.
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  19. Post #19
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    Zeke129's Avatar
    July 2007
    41,882 Posts
    friend on steam wanted me to post this here

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  20. Post #20
    VeniVidiVici74's Avatar
    September 2010
    986 Posts
    On one hand, I feel really bad that these people are so devout in their beliefs that they want to help expand their beliefs through drastic measures like this, but on the other hand I want send morman missionaries to every house in the ghetto on the other side of town.
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  21. Post #21
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    Upgrade123's Avatar
    January 2008
    5,478 Posts
    Valve HQ, here they come.
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  22. Post #22
    100% Homemade
    ZestyLemons's Avatar
    September 2007
    8,357 Posts
    friend on steam wanted me to post this here


    oh here let me send him some more missonaries*


    city name left unblurred as proof it's the same person. You should really hide that shit yo
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  23. Post #23
    totally not overcompinsating for lack of size elsewhere...
    Im-Bored's Avatar
    December 2007
    491 Posts
    We can send them to North Korea as well, anyone know Kim Jong's address?
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  24. Post #24
    DID I MENTION I PLAY BANJO
    Hardpoint Nomad's Avatar
    July 2010
    7,502 Posts
    Sent one to my ex girlfriend.
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  25. Post #25
    Marik Bentusi's Avatar
    June 2010
    6,271 Posts
    It almost feels like sending out your very own minions, doesn't it?
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  26. Post #26
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    SNNS-SEAN's Avatar
    August 2008
    1,688 Posts
    I want a site where you can send WBC missionaries.
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  27. Post #27
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    Beezleboss's Avatar
    May 2011
    5,628 Posts
    Isn't this just as bad as ordering boxes to someones house?
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  28. Post #28
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    Wealth + Taste's Avatar
    March 2011
    4,624 Posts
    This site is hilarious. Just sent one to my friend Troup.

  29. Post #29
    Dennab
    November 2009
    2,472 Posts
    Now all we need is to be able to send Jehovah's Witnesses to peoples houses.
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  30. Post #30
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    Ninja Duck's Avatar
    July 2010
    12,001 Posts
    I would do this but I don't really know of anyone to do it to.
    Time to pull out the phone book.

    Or maybe I'll look online.

    Edited:

    I doubt this will work.

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  31. Post #31
    Dennab
    November 2009
    2,472 Posts
    I want a site where you can send WBC missionaries.
    Send them off a cliff

    my merge
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  32. Post #32
    Dennab
    October 2009
    2,131 Posts
    Send a handful to the Amazing Athiest
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  33. Post #33
    Bravo's Avatar
    May 2009
    247 Posts
    Now all we need is to be able to send Jehovah's Witnesses to peoples houses.
    They keep coming to my house every couple of months, so someone must of found a way. Cause i tell them i have no interest in joining, maybe i need to start being more aggressive in the way i say it.

  34. Post #34
    The Disabled Kid
    Dennab
    February 2011
    4,770 Posts
    You do it, you big chicken!
    You're the bloody chicken!
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  35. Post #35
    I wasted a dollar on a stupid title.
    nikomo's Avatar
    September 2007
    17,028 Posts
    Fuck, I just realized I didn't remember to get Satan's address last time I died.
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  36. Post #36
    Smug Bastard's Avatar
    April 2011
    2,636 Posts
    I wonder how long it will be until this ends up on 4chan
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  37. Post #37
    Shoupie's Avatar
    November 2009
    2,697 Posts
    Aw, everyone I know is already Mormon. Goddammit.
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  38. Post #38
    Der FΓΌhrer
    Quark:'s Avatar
    January 2011
    4,093 Posts
    I wonder how long it will be until this ends up on 4chan
    I'm sure that's where the OP found it..
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  39. Post #39
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    [sluggo]'s Avatar
    May 2010
    2,688 Posts
    This is actualy real?
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  40. Post #40
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    HawkeyeTy's Avatar
    February 2006
    1,622 Posts
    This is actualy real?
    Send a couple hundred mormons to your address, wait a week or so and give us an update.

    Edited:

    Godspeed sir.
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