UPDATE : PAGE 5 HAS PICS OF THE PEELING. PREPARE YOURSELF BEFORE WATCHING. GROSS
WTF @ title, I don't remember typing such a crooked sentence?!
Can't edit, so you'll have to accept.
Ok so the story is this.
The summer has been absolute shit in Holland this year, no sun at all. Well almost no sun.
All my mates went on holiday to Greece, where there WAS sun, so I was complaining about being pale compared to them.
So a "general" girlfriend took me to her favorite tanning salon. I felt less gay because I was taken by a chick, but ok.
She got into one of the booths and told me she'd see me in "a couple of minutes".
This was my first time ever near a tanningsalon so I had no idea what to do. I inserted 15 euro's into one of the booths, the door opened and I got in.
I stripped naked, and got into the bed itself. Apparently I then fell asleep because the next thing I remember is waking up to the sound of that girl I was with banging on the door asking if I was in there.
I quickly got out, even though the timer still had some time on it. I was feeling a little, funny, I guess.
So she goes "Wow you were in there for a long time, weren't you? I thought you had left already, I even went to the parking lot to see if you were in the car..."
I'm like "Ha, I seriously have no idea. How long did you spend in the booth and what kind of money did you spend?"
Her reply was "I was in there for 10 minutes and spent 5 euro's, why?"
That's when I started feeling a little worried. She's an experienced tanningbed user, I'm not, and she only used that bed for 10 minutes!
After some thinking and backtracking I spent at least 25 minutes in that stupid thing.
I'd like to state that I wasn't red at all when I got out, and only on the drive back I started to feel tingly. Not painful or anything, but just tingly.
After I dropped her off at her home, I went home where I first realized something was long.
My mom didnt say anything when she saw me, she just said "Uh oh". I headed for the nearest mirror, which was upstairs and I noticed that walking up the stairs hurt like a BITHC.
What I saw there scared the shit outta me:
Basically its first degree burns all over my body, including face and private parts.
And second degree burns on the insides of my knees and arms. Which SUCKS. It hurts like a fothermucker!
Also after three days:
Dont fuck me on this one. Im trying to be friendly and give you a genuine warning about how dangerous these things are when used by someone who knows shit about them.