OPs got a sizzled sausage.
OPs got a sizzled sausage.
What are you talking about? Insecurities, and attempt of covering up my insecurities :\
I appreciate you trying to make a joke but you're not psychic obviously.
Nothing of what you just said is remotely true. :P
Apart from it being an obvious joke.
Rated winner lol
Laughed at the oversized censor. But dude, 2nd and 1st degree burns is terrible, hearts go out to ya.
Duh, you're white, what were you expecting?
I remember i got burned once, and my skin was painful to the touch. I got itchy, but whenever i scratched i would be in imense pain, if i stopped, i would be subject to unbearable itching.
On another note, I've never tried using a tanning bed as I've read so many things about them that aren't that great.
This makes me not want to use them even more.
I've been sunburnt so many times it's retarded.
I'm super pale as well.
I've accepted my future death from skin cancer.
So you were naked in the tanning bed? Just so you know, tanning your dick to a near crisp doesn't make it any longer.
Oh shit that musta hurt
Is your dick sunburnt too?
... Oh shit gotta be painful if it is
Burns just suck, period.
I once used too much tea-tree oil in a bath and got a chemical burn. Shit sucked.
Tanning and Sun also increases the body's level of hormones that naturally make us "happier".
I've had 1st degree burns in my face from sunbathing recently, not really something you'd enjoy. I couldn't frown for days.
I work outside all day which is a mixed blessing. On one hand, my skin is conditioned so it doesn't really burn anymore and I'm a nice bronze color on my arms, legs, and face. On the other hand, due to my uniform regulations, I have the gnarliest of farmer's tans. Going shirtless anywhere is not an option.
It is among the top 5 things I hate in life. I live in Florida so I get it a couple times a year.
also have fun peeling skin off your ass
clicked on one of the images, got a virus from the page. great.
Did you burn your knob?
I've never had a sunburn. as an alpha, I tan gracefully
Lucky me, I'm part Native American, so I burn but burns become tans within hours, and i almost never peel.
in the middle ages being pale would be as sexy as fuck because it means you don't have to go out and work in the fields like a PEASANT
i burn myself every day at work, it sucks how everything in a kitchen is either as hot as fire or on fire
I've gotten burned maybe twice in my life because I refuse to leave shade whenever possible.
Maybe the glow of the monitor and my CFL lamp are the only reason why I don't look like a ghost.
That Final Destination thing freaked me out, it's pretty fucking gruesome to have people slowly burnt to death.
How old are you? Because if you are to young that can fuck up your life.
Check out this badboy:
After one of those music festivals in summer, picture was taken the next day.
Yeah, i found it funny till i had to wear long pants for work the next day.