Murry Forscutt
June 27, 1994
8:36 PM
Location: Broad Street Subway, Fairmount Station; Philadelphia, PA
Dear Diary,
The night I got kicked out of the Facepunch Club for life, I saw this girl on the Southbound Platform; She looked very sane and ready to brutally rape someone. She was wearing a green shirt and black pants, and she had a ponytail in her hair; I guess she was in detention for something very bad. While waiting for the train, she dropped her backpack by accident and out came these contents: Drawings of partially nude women getting raped and strapped to tables/walls, A girl getting beaten by a pipe, A doll she calls "Her Majesty", drawings of something called "The Kezla Empire" and "Dome", and a lead pipe. As she was walking down the platform away from her parents, she dropped her doll right next to me. Even though the girl looked insane, I managed to be a good samaritan and give it back to her.
As I approached her with the doll, I asked her "Is this yours?" very politely; She then proceeded to take out her pipe and attempt to beat me to death with it. She thought I stole it from her, When in reality I was returning it. Her Parents came running down the platform to get her as the girl was ready to get her rape on. As the train came down the tracks, she attempted to push me into the tracks and have the train run me over or the 3rd rail electrocute me. I was scared stiff.
Her parents kindly apologized for the rampage and gave me their number so we can meet up sometime; I knew this therapist who would be good with her, so I gave her parents the number to the therapist instead of reporting her to the Transit Police or the Philadelphia Police Department; He specialized in kids with misbehavior and mental/psychological issues, so I figured he would be good with "Iris". Shortly After, I boarded the train without a word, heading back home for the night. I spent the rest of the night at home playing my Super Nintendo, watching Seinfeld and pretending I never joined the Facepunch Club last December; I got kicked out for calling the Club Leader a cunt.
- Murry Lyon Forscutt
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