1. Post #81
    Lizard Of Guilt's Avatar
    April 2011
    530 Posts
    I am currently eating baked beans and scrambled eggs on toast
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  2. Post #82
    Daylight's Avatar
    January 2012
    632 Posts
    Say it's a Subway Sandwich or Jimmy John's, i like to eat the butts of the bread and right in front of it.

    Then i continue to eat the sandwich normally.

  3. Post #83
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    Simski's Avatar
    February 2007
    13,285 Posts
    I always use my fork to mash my potatoes and then I blend it with the sauce. I think I got this habit from watching Gunnar (my grandma's husband) eat when I was a kid. I do it mostly because I find the taste of potatoes too bland if not mixed heavily with the sauce.

    Oh and... with any rice or pasta food, I mix it with the meat and sauce by spinning my plate while using my fork to scoop everything towards the middle.

  4. Post #84
    Panz3rfaust!'s Avatar
    September 2011
    61 Posts
    Sometimes I fold my pizza and eat it like a pie
    oh
    and
    I always use my fork to mash my potatoes and then I blend it with the sauce. I think I got this habit from watching Gunnar (my grandma's husband) eat when I was a kid. I do it mostly because I find the taste of potatoes too bland if not mixed heavily with the sauce.

    Oh and... with any rice or pasta food, I mix it with the meat and sauce by spinning my plate while using my fork to scoop everything towards the middle.
    I think I got this habit from watching Gunnar (my grandma's husband)
    grandma's husband
    So, your grandfather, right?
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  5. Post #85
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    Simski's Avatar
    February 2007
    13,285 Posts
    So, your grandfather, right?
    My grandmother and grandfather are divorced, I thought I'd spare you the details.
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  6. Post #86
    Al Bundy's Avatar
    October 2011
    871 Posts
    I swear to god no one seems to understand that things like peanut butter always taste better with your damn fingers.
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  7. Post #87
    hey
    Ownederd's Avatar
    August 2006
    6,071 Posts
    when i'm eating microwave popcorn, i put it in a small trash bin next to my computer desk but i tilt it slightly so that it doesn't fall in, and regularly fill in a bowl with the popcorn itself and eat it until i'm done

    then i push it in with my hand so that it's in the trash bin

  8. Post #88
    Glod Menber
    TurbisV2's Avatar
    May 2008
    24,584 Posts
    never let ketchup touch the plate and if it does scrape it off with some food on the fork so it looks like it never happened

  9. Post #89
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    Loli's Avatar
    April 2008
    2,288 Posts
    I roll pizza up into a cylinder and deep throat that bitch...
    Seriously though, I roll my pizza into a cylinder.
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  10. Post #90
    Chocolate.'s Avatar
    December 2011
    960 Posts
    I cant eat sushi in one bite like "you're supposed to", It just feels like too much.
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  11. Post #91
    Oh no, what have I done!
    milkandcooki's Avatar
    November 2007
    22,027 Posts
    When I have friends over, I drink soda out of wine glasses.

    If they want some, I force them to use sippy cups.
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  12. Post #92
    Mon
    Mon's Avatar
    April 2011
    4,102 Posts
    sriracha on poutine
    MAX POWER

  13. Post #93
    Hidole555's Avatar
    July 2009
    4,678 Posts
    I eat baked potatoes with my hands.

    Grosses every one out for some reason.
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  14. Post #94
    Kecske's Avatar
    October 2010
    1,520 Posts
    My hands are upside down when eating hamburgers (so I have four fingers at the bottom instead of only my thumb).

  15. Post #95
    Ask me about my progressive rock fetish
    Daniel Smith's Avatar
    September 2010
    9,198 Posts
    Whenever I eat a hamburger I rip it in half.
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  16. Post #96
    Connoisseur of Maple Syrup, Guns, and Sex Toys
    Dennab
    August 2008
    5,053 Posts
    Let's see...

    -I like to eat Ramen noodles uncooked. They taste delicious to me for some reason don't know why. No seasoning.
    -If I'm ordering fries from a place that offers regular fries and curly fries I always get the curly fries no matter what, even if they're exactly the same in taste.
    -When I buy marshmallows for snacking I throw them into the freezer and promptly forget about them so that when I clean the freezer out in a few months I have an entire bag of taffy-like consistency marshmallows. Yum
    -When I eat Totino's Pizza Rolls (fucking amazing snack food) half of them I will suck the filling out, eat that, and then eat the crust in little bites.
    -When I make tea (I always drink hot chai) I don't put it in teacups, ever. I have these really big tumbler glasses that fit like 20 ounces, I put that shit in there.
    -I can't stand spicy food for shit but whenever I make Mexican I HAVE to make it really spicy or else I never enjoy it. So I end up with tacos and burritos that I can barely eat, but any other way and I'm not satisfied at all.
    -I fucking hate people that don't finish the crust of their pizza. I love the crust. It's a delicious part. Fuck you for not eating it you wasteful shit. I seriously get so mad. Especially when seeing a pile of fucking crusts after a pizza party and thinking "Christ almightly you could make a pizza from that".
    -When I drink anything out of a glass (not a bottle or can) I drink it in a way where I open my mouth wide so that the liquid cannot touch my teeth. I don't know why I do this or how I started but I freak out if liquid touches my teeth while I'm drinking.
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  17. Post #97
    Jezedeth's Avatar
    October 2011
    163 Posts
    I like to eat food little by little, section by section, and i love that i'm not the only one who eats cereal with a teaspoon

  18. Post #98
    Gold Member
    Arsonist's Avatar
    October 2005
    2,135 Posts
    I mix peas and ketchup with mashed potato and eat that with fish fingers

  19. Post #99
    zakedodead's Avatar
    September 2007
    3,253 Posts
    I eat like a complete slob and avoid using utensils.
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  20. Post #100
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    June 2010
    653 Posts
    I like to thrust my tongue in and out of doughnuts.
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  21. Post #101
    IPK
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    August 2012
    2,341 Posts
    I eat mostly everything with my fingers,don't know why,but i developed the habit when i was 12.
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  22. Post #102
    bake someone a cake with laxatives and viagra and then they will have poopboners
    n0cturni's Avatar
    August 2007
    4,442 Posts
    Most sandwiches that have buns (burgers, etc) I'll eat upside down, because having the bottom bun get soggy and tear while I'm eating it gets on my nerves.
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  23. Post #103
    #420 PRAISE IT
    pvt.jenkins's Avatar
    May 2010
    6,603 Posts
    I eat chips with a spoon
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  24. Post #104
    Hobo Jesus's Avatar
    May 2011
    214 Posts
    When I get near the crust on a sandwich I pull the crust apart eat the bits of meat then roll the crust up and eat it.

  25. Post #105
    Loen's Avatar
    December 2009
    1,538 Posts
    I always cut steak into thin strips when eating it, and cut it down into a pentagon eventually.
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  26. Post #106
    looking rad, feeling sad
    Slowbro's Avatar
    April 2011
    4,406 Posts
    I sometimes microwave Mars bars a bit before I eat them.

  27. Post #107
    ASK ME ABOUT MY FLIES FETISH
    Suttles's Avatar
    August 2009
    31,546 Posts
    I always cut steak into thin strips when eating it, and cut it down into a pentagon eventually.
    then you fly your fork into it

    tragedy
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  28. Post #108
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    Starship's Avatar
    March 2011
    4,439 Posts
    I eat hamburgers with knife and fork, unless at a fastfood place.

  29. Post #109
    I like the zip of Miracle Whip
    cheetahben's Avatar
    January 2010
    4,235 Posts
    I eat hamburgers with knife and fork, unless at a fastfood place.
    Same, but with pizza.
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  30. Post #110
    Ninja101 is m̶y̶ ̶f̶a̶v̶o̶u̶r̶i̶t̶e̶ ̶m̶o̶d̶ a pancake face
    FreddiRox!'s Avatar
    January 2010
    5,152 Posts
    I always sacrifice a goat before eating salad.
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  31. Post #111
    OZZY INTENSIFIES
    GastricTank's Avatar
    August 2009
    9,241 Posts
    I mash my baked potatoes after peeling them.

    It's just easier to eat that way. Also more room for toppings.

    Edited:

    Most sandwiches that have buns (burgers, etc) I'll eat upside down, because having the bottom bun get soggy and tear while I'm eating it gets on my nerves.
    This too. I get weird looks.

  32. Post #112
    DesumThePanda's Avatar
    January 2010
    9,894 Posts
    I like refrigerating Hershey's bars then eating them. I also like taking cups of pudding and freezing them then eating them. I also mix my rice and gravy with my mashed potatoes. I occasionally put a bit of Coca-cola in my soups.

  33. Post #113
    laylay's Avatar
    November 2007
    599 Posts
    I used to eat raw microwave noodles or just put them in the microwave for 1 minute even though they take 3.

    I also used to eat gravy granules and oxo cubes on their own.

    Baked beans directly out of the tin.

    When I used to make shepherds pie, I would put loads of ketchup in it and mix it into a thick paste to eat.

    I'd pick the meat out of stews and eat them with my bare hands.

    Raw stuffing.

    Obviously I don't do any of that now, I actually didn't realise how disgusting I was before I wrote this.

    Edited:

    And I also find it weird that some people eat burgers upsidedown and sandwiches vertically.. It's not right.

  34. Post #114
    I used to eat raw microwave noodles or just put them in the microwave for 1 minute even though they take 3.

    I also used to eat gravy granules and oxo cubes on their own.

    Baked beans directly out of the tin.

    When I used to make shepherds pie, I would put loads of ketchup in it and mix it into a thick paste to eat.

    I'd pick the meat out of stews and eat them with my bare hands.

    Raw stuffing.

    Obviously I don't do any of that now, I actually didn't realise how disgusting I was before I wrote this.

    Edited:

    And I also find it weird that some people eat burgers upsidedown and sandwiches vertically.. It's not right.
    wow i knew you were an weirdo but i didn't know the rabbit hole went this deep...

  35. Post #115
    The Maestro's Avatar
    March 2011
    1,864 Posts
    - I never drink with my meals
    - I must always have a napkin with my meal, even if whatever I'm eating isn't particularly messy
    - I HAVE to have my dinner at 6:00 P.M. If not, I get extremely bitchy
    - I have special bowls, forks, knives and spoons that I employ for different functions, and I get upset if I can't find them when they're needed
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  36. Post #116
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    zombini's Avatar
    November 2010
    4,402 Posts
    Sometimes, i'll make a huge fucking sandwich, and when it comes time for me to chow down, i'll fucking take it apart and eat the parts. I do it with burgers sometimes, ill take a bite, then start ripping it apart, eating the burger part, then the cheese, then the buns, in an odd order. I also like froot loops and water for some reason, take a mouthful of loops, and take a sip of water, it's pretty good really.

  37. Post #117
    Gold Member
    z-machine's Avatar
    September 2006
    225 Posts
    I haven't eaten anything food related in over a year, I tend to chew on a lot of non-food objects, and get all my nutrients through supplements.
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  38. Post #118
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    August 2005
    3,914 Posts
    I'm really picky about the amount of dressing in my salad, sometimes I'll go and get single pieces of lettuce from the fridge to perfect the ratio.
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  39. Post #119
    CatCraine's Avatar
    January 2011
    286 Posts
    If I ever get served plain rice with no sauce, broth or gravy, you can usually count on it being given a bit of ketchup and mayo. Same thing if the chili I'm eating is too spicy or if it has been sitting in the fridge for too long.

  40. Post #120
    Chief of facepunch medical staff
    Autumn's Avatar
    December 2006
    18,465 Posts
    I haven't eaten anything food related in over a year, I tend to chew on a lot of non-food objects, and get all my nutrients through supplements.
    i *highly* doubt that
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