I am currently eating baked beans and scrambled eggs on toast
I am currently eating baked beans and scrambled eggs on toast
Say it's a Subway Sandwich or Jimmy John's, i like to eat the butts of the bread and right in front of it.
Then i continue to eat the sandwich normally.
I always use my fork to mash my potatoes and then I blend it with the sauce. I think I got this habit from watching Gunnar (my grandma's husband) eat when I was a kid. I do it mostly because I find the taste of potatoes too bland if not mixed heavily with the sauce.
Oh and... with any rice or pasta food, I mix it with the meat and sauce by spinning my plate while using my fork to scoop everything towards the middle.
I swear to god no one seems to understand that things like peanut butter always taste better with your damn fingers.
when i'm eating microwave popcorn, i put it in a small trash bin next to my computer desk but i tilt it slightly so that it doesn't fall in, and regularly fill in a bowl with the popcorn itself and eat it until i'm done
then i push it in with my hand so that it's in the trash bin
never let ketchup touch the plate and if it does scrape it off with some food on the fork so it looks like it never happened
I roll pizza up into a cylinder and deep throat that bitch...
Seriously though, I roll my pizza into a cylinder.
I cant eat sushi in one bite like "you're supposed to", It just feels like too much.
When I have friends over, I drink soda out of wine glasses.
If they want some, I force them to use sippy cups.
sriracha on poutine
I eat baked potatoes with my hands.
Grosses every one out for some reason.
My hands are upside down when eating hamburgers (so I have four fingers at the bottom instead of only my thumb).
Whenever I eat a hamburger I rip it in half.
-I like to eat Ramen noodles uncooked. They taste delicious to me for some reason don't know why. No seasoning.
-If I'm ordering fries from a place that offers regular fries and curly fries I always get the curly fries no matter what, even if they're exactly the same in taste.
-When I buy marshmallows for snacking I throw them into the freezer and promptly forget about them so that when I clean the freezer out in a few months I have an entire bag of taffy-like consistency marshmallows. Yum
-When I eat Totino's Pizza Rolls (fucking amazing snack food) half of them I will suck the filling out, eat that, and then eat the crust in little bites.
-When I make tea (I always drink hot chai) I don't put it in teacups, ever. I have these really big tumbler glasses that fit like 20 ounces, I put that shit in there.
-I can't stand spicy food for shit but whenever I make Mexican I HAVE to make it really spicy or else I never enjoy it. So I end up with tacos and burritos that I can barely eat, but any other way and I'm not satisfied at all.
-I fucking hate people that don't finish the crust of their pizza. I love the crust. It's a delicious part. Fuck you for not eating it you wasteful shit. I seriously get so mad. Especially when seeing a pile of fucking crusts after a pizza party and thinking "Christ almightly you could make a pizza from that".
-When I drink anything out of a glass (not a bottle or can) I drink it in a way where I open my mouth wide so that the liquid cannot touch my teeth. I don't know why I do this or how I started but I freak out if liquid touches my teeth while I'm drinking.
I like to eat food little by little, section by section, and i love that i'm not the only one who eats cereal with a teaspoon
I mix peas and ketchup with mashed potato and eat that with fish fingers
I eat like a complete slob and avoid using utensils.
I like to thrust my tongue in and out of doughnuts.
I eat mostly everything with my fingers,don't know why,but i developed the habit when i was 12.
Most sandwiches that have buns (burgers, etc) I'll eat upside down, because having the bottom bun get soggy and tear while I'm eating it gets on my nerves.
I eat chips with a spoon
When I get near the crust on a sandwich I pull the crust apart eat the bits of meat then roll the crust up and eat it.
I always cut steak into thin strips when eating it, and cut it down into a pentagon eventually.
I sometimes microwave Mars bars a bit before I eat them.
I eat hamburgers with knife and fork, unless at a fastfood place.
I always sacrifice a goat before eating salad.
I like refrigerating Hershey's bars then eating them. I also like taking cups of pudding and freezing them then eating them. I also mix my rice and gravy with my mashed potatoes. I occasionally put a bit of Coca-cola in my soups.
I used to eat raw microwave noodles or just put them in the microwave for 1 minute even though they take 3.
I also used to eat gravy granules and oxo cubes on their own.
Baked beans directly out of the tin.
When I used to make shepherds pie, I would put loads of ketchup in it and mix it into a thick paste to eat.
I'd pick the meat out of stews and eat them with my bare hands.
Obviously I don't do any of that now, I actually didn't realise how disgusting I was before I wrote this.
And I also find it weird that some people eat burgers upsidedown and sandwiches vertically.. It's not right.
- I never drink with my meals
- I must always have a napkin with my meal, even if whatever I'm eating isn't particularly messy
- I HAVE to have my dinner at 6:00 P.M. If not, I get extremely bitchy
- I have special bowls, forks, knives and spoons that I employ for different functions, and I get upset if I can't find them when they're needed
Sometimes, i'll make a huge fucking sandwich, and when it comes time for me to chow down, i'll fucking take it apart and eat the parts. I do it with burgers sometimes, ill take a bite, then start ripping it apart, eating the burger part, then the cheese, then the buns, in an odd order. I also like froot loops and water for some reason, take a mouthful of loops, and take a sip of water, it's pretty good really.
I haven't eaten anything food related in over a year, I tend to chew on a lot of non-food objects, and get all my nutrients through supplements.
I'm really picky about the amount of dressing in my salad, sometimes I'll go and get single pieces of lettuce from the fridge to perfect the ratio.
If I ever get served plain rice with no sauce, broth or gravy, you can usually count on it being given a bit of ketchup and mayo. Same thing if the chili I'm eating is too spicy or if it has been sitting in the fridge for too long.