1. Post #2121
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    Blooper Reel's Avatar
    February 2011
    5,306 Posts
    Okay, two questions: 1: what does scp-447 do to dead bodies, and also 2: how is scp-447 NOT A -J GODDAMN


    Edit: holy crap, scp 451 is depressing to read, especially his diary
    That's sort of the point. What SCP-447 does to dead bodies is deliberately left out as a mystery via a [DATA EXPUNGED], allowing the viewer to fill in the blanks.

    Of course, [DATA EXPUNGED] isn't always used properly. It's the reason why SCP-579 is my least favourite article (Since it's basically "[DATA EXPUNGED] [DATA EXPUNGED] OOOOH SCARY MONSTER YOU DONT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ARE YOU SCARED YET? [DATA EXPUNGED] [DATA EXPUNGED]")
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  2. Post #2122
    Appreciates Subtle Titles
    NanoSquid's Avatar
    April 2009
    6,789 Posts
    Okay, two questions: 1: what does scp-447 do to dead bodies
    Something so horrible you don't even want to know.
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  3. Post #2123
    Wilford Brimley's Avatar
    August 2011
    1,047 Posts
    It literally made 05-2 shit his pants when Dr. Bright spilled green gelatin on a dead D-Class as a joke according to the "Things Dr. Bright Is Not Allowed To Do At The Foundation" page, so it's probably pretty bad.
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  4. Post #2124
    Dennab
    September 2011
    1,790 Posts
    Rofl,

    so long as said lubricant is never used to lubricate dead bodies.
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  5. Post #2125
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    Zakkin's Avatar
    August 2009
    5,430 Posts
    It probably lubes up their dick (or create one if they don't have one), re-animates them, and have them go fuck the nearest and highest in authority up the arse.

    Then the victims arse probably smells a bit minty afterwards.
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  6. Post #2126
    commandhat's Avatar
    August 2008
    1,843 Posts
    It probably lubes up their dick (or create one if they don't have one), re-animates them, and have them go fuck the nearest and highest in authority up the arse.

    Then the victims arse probably smells a bit minty afterwards.
    According to the end of the Experiment log, that's probably exactly what happens. Of course, since reading that, now I'm afraid to open SCP fanfics simply because of the phrase "covered in a huge glob of SCP 447"...
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  7. Post #2127
    Don't Worry, I'm a Marine
    UncleJimmema's Avatar
    October 2005
    2,979 Posts
    Here's some good SCP material
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=mvlgMpW-IvU
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  8. Post #2128
    bunnyspy1's Avatar
    August 2009
    4,172 Posts
    what number is the pinata one I want to read up on it
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  9. Post #2129
    DohEntertainmen's Avatar
    July 2010
    1,739 Posts
    what number is the pinata one I want to read up on it
    Here you go.
    http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-956
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  10. Post #2130
    bunnyspy1's Avatar
    August 2009
    4,172 Posts
    thank you

    Edited:

    I thought this SCP-001 was cool.
    http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scantron-s-proposal/
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  11. Post #2131
    Chernzobog's Avatar
    March 2011
    1,075 Posts
    I made this shitty 682 doodle yesterday and am planning on re-doing it so it looks good


    He's adapting i guess. What do you think of the pose/general concept?
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  12. Post #2132
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    Aperture fan's Avatar
    February 2008
    4,146 Posts
    I made this shitty 682 doodle yesterday and am planning on re-doing it so it looks good


    He's adapting i guess. What do you think of the pose/general concept?
    Looks like somebody's been using

    http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-067
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  13. Post #2133
    Chernzobog's Avatar
    March 2011
    1,075 Posts

    Thanks I think
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  14. Post #2134
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    Vollybomb's Avatar
    April 2010
    1,597 Posts
    Anybody else think that the car from From a Buick 8 by Stephan King would make and awesome SCP?
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  15. Post #2135
    Dolphin Hugger
    Vollybomb's Avatar
    April 2010
    1,597 Posts
    Yay!

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  16. Post #2136
    bunnyspy1's Avatar
    August 2009
    4,172 Posts
    congratulations! I don't think I'll ever apply, I have the imagination but not the patience.
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  17. Post #2137
    [b]MASSIVE HOMOPHOBE[/b]

    April 2010
    3,562 Posts
    Prepare for months of writer's block and verbal abuse from Yoric.
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  18. Post #2138
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    Zakkin's Avatar
    August 2009
    5,430 Posts
    I'm thinking that I should join. I've got many ideas and I'm brilliant at making up stories, atmospheres, character profiles, etc. Hell, if I wasn't aiming for a job in animation, I'd be a writer.
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  19. Post #2139
    ElectricSquid's Avatar
    January 2010
    5,089 Posts
    I'm thinking that I should join. I've got many ideas and I'm brilliant at making up stories, atmospheres, character profiles, etc. Hell, if I wasn't aiming for a job in animation, I'd be a writer.
    Can you write and do animation? If not both at once, then one as a job and the other as a hobby or something?
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  20. Post #2140
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    Zakkin's Avatar
    August 2009
    5,430 Posts
    Can you write and do animation? If not both at once, then one as a job and the other as a hobby or something?
    Currently, animation's a hobby. And yes, I can do both.
    I'm hoping to save up for a tablet or some sort of 3D animation program, but writing's free.

    Edit: I tried, I got accepted. Whoo.
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  21. Post #2141
    schleimgurke1's Avatar
    March 2011
    1,311 Posts
    Well this is interesting. Brb, reading a shitload of these
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  22. Post #2142
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    Someone4956's Avatar
    March 2011
    2,016 Posts
    We need more Dr.Tendo
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  23. Post #2143
    Wilford Brimley's Avatar
    August 2011
    1,047 Posts

    Applying for membership in a nutshell
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  24. Post #2144
    1.21 GIGAWATTS!
    brandonsh's Avatar
    May 2010
    6,538 Posts
    Currently, animation's a hobby.
    I am also animation hobbying. Not very good yet though.
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  25. Post #2145
    [b]MASSIVE HOMOPHOBE[/b]

    April 2010
    3,562 Posts


    This tagline seems familiar.
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  26. Post #2146
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    strayebyrd's Avatar
    July 2008
    7,700 Posts
    I was about to say 'well duh it's Walt fucking Whitman' but then realised that wasn't what you were talking about
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  27. Post #2147

    October 2011
    9 Posts
    Enh. Applying is easy, as long as yer not a massive moron. Back in my day, we had a giant application process... Kept out the trolls. These days, most trolls can't even be bothered to fill out a SIMPLE application. Kids these days ain't got no drive.
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  28. Post #2148
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    mankind_me's Avatar
    August 2007
    6,287 Posts
    Enh. Applying is easy, as long as yer not a massive moron. Back in my day, we had a giant application process... Kept out the trolls. These days, most trolls can't even be bothered to fill out a SIMPLE application. Kids these days ain't got no drive.
    Yeah, I think I did actually complete one of those giant forms, can't remember though
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  29. Post #2149

    November 2011
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  30. Post #2150
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    mankind_me's Avatar
    August 2007
    6,287 Posts
    If you're scared of that one, try reading SCP-106 at night
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  31. Post #2151
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    Da_Maniac_'s Avatar
    November 2010
    5,556 Posts
    If you're scared of that one, try reading SCP-106 at night
    NOPE.

    TAKE ALL OF MY NOPE.

    NOPENOPENOPE
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  32. Post #2152
    ThermalArc's Avatar
    July 2011
    1,298 Posts
    scp 131 being used as wardens for scp 173
    neat
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  33. Post #2153
    ASK ME ABOUT MY BAKELITE FETISH
    Dennab
    April 2011
    6,395 Posts


    KETERKETERKETERKETERKETER
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  34. Post #2154
    UntouchedShadow's Avatar
    July 2009
    5,878 Posts
    If you ever need a laugh to get all the scare out of you, try reading about SCP-666-J.

    http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-666-j
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  35. Post #2155
    ElectricSquid's Avatar
    January 2010
    5,089 Posts


    KETERKETERKETERKETERKETER
    It's the Hebrew word for crown.
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  36. Post #2156
    ASK ME ABOUT MY BAKELITE FETISH
    Dennab
    April 2011
    6,395 Posts
    It's the Hebrew word for crown.
    I know but now the word is disturbing
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  37. Post #2157
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    credesniper's Avatar
    September 2008
    5,542 Posts
    It feels to even mutter keter. I feel like I just used a keyphrase to summon some scp to my location.
    Guys I just don
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  38. Post #2158
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    CheeseMan's Avatar
    July 2005
    16,914 Posts
    It feels to even mutter keter. I feel like I just used a keyphrase to summon some scp to my location.
    Guys I just don
    wow I can imagine how fucked up it would have been to live under a hebrew king

    *crown rolls off of king's head*
    "yo sir you dropped your uh ke-"
    "no don't"
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  39. Post #2159
    ElectricSquid's Avatar
    January 2010
    5,089 Posts
    I googled Keter and looked at the images results.

    Nothing but a fuckton of sheds.
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  40. Post #2160
    ASK ME ABOUT MY BAKELITE FETISH
    Dennab
    April 2011
    6,395 Posts
    why did i make this
    http://sexeel.ytmnd.com/
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