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**DanRatherman** · 2nd February 2012

Anyone else occasionally consider reading this thread as a pretty fun game of, "How slowly can I scroll down without accidentally getting a full frontal load of scary-ass picture to the face?"

**Aperture fan** · 3rd February 2012

DanRatherman posted:

Anyone else occasionally consider reading this thread as a pretty fun game of, "How slowly can I scroll down without accidentally getting a full frontal load of scary-ass picture to the face?"

**Renegade Master** · 3rd February 2012

You asshole.

**Aperture fan** · 3rd February 2012

Renegade Master posted:

You asshole.

Hey, you should feel bad for me. I had to stare at that thing as I enlarged it.

**Ownederd** · 3rd February 2012

http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-612

whoa

literal 'bad cables'

coolity · 3rd February 2012

-Snip- How did this get here I was in the SCP-087 game thread.

**DanRatherman** · 3rd February 2012

Best part is I was page king, so there is no way anyone can avoid seeing it the second it loads.

**Zakkin** · 4th February 2012

http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/i-wanna-be-the-very-best

Oh fuck, my ribs.

**sgman91** · 4th February 2012

So, I was driving around the other day and a truck rolled up next to me. It just happen to be a big 18 wheeler with a flat bet... and guess what was on it? A tied down tonka dump truck.

asteroidrules · 5th February 2012

You serious? Sometimes I think this stuff could be real, on the news the other day they talked abut some unexplained phenomenon that matched an uncontained instance of SCP-782 and stranger still, now I can't find a trace of that news article.

**WTF Nuke** · 5th February 2012

Yesterday, I read the SCP about those monsters that deprive you of sleep, then violently butcher you. I was not feeling sleep, and it was 2 am so I am just lying there in my bed thinking "oh god what if it's happening to me". Damn well thought out SCP, because thinking about it will cause you to not be able to fall asleep, which makes you connect that to the monsters affecting you, repeating the cycle and driving you up the wall scared.

**esalaka** · 5th February 2012

It's nearly 4am and I'm not sleeping

**WTF Nuke** · 5th February 2012

Have a nice day.

asteroidrules · 5th February 2012

WTF Nuke posted:

Yesterday, I read the SCP about those monsters that deprive you of sleep, then violently butcher you. I was not feeling sleep, and it was 2 am so I am just lying there in my bed thinking "oh god what if it's happening to me". Damn well thought out SCP, because thinking about it will cause you to not be able to fall asleep, which makes you connect that to the monsters affecting you, repeating the cycle and driving you up the wall scared.

Usually they only butcher people out of desperation, normally they just wait 'till lack of sleep kills them before feeding on the corpse.

**Zombii** · 5th February 2012

Tried to guess for And Then I Died...
Didn't get it though, oh well, maybe next round.

**sgman91** · 5th February 2012

asteroidrules posted:

You serious? Sometimes I think this stuff could be real, on the news the other day they talked abut some unexplained phenomenon that matched an uncontained instance of SCP-782 and stranger still, now I can't find a trace of that news article.

Completely serious. It was on the 10 freeway in southern California and, needless to say, I was literally laughing out loud.

Does anyone have the link to the article about the toy truck that weighs the same as a normal truck? I can't find it.

**Zombii** · 5th February 2012

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-115

**Zombii** · 5th February 2012

Apparently they removed the requirements of having to fill out questions and an application for the site registration.

Explains the recent influx of like 15 articles in a single day, with many of them being lackluster.

Edited:

My merge?

**ZenX2** · 5th February 2012

Automerge only last two hours

Also, that suck megaballs

Edited:

SCP-970 really gives me the willies

asteroidrules · 5th February 2012

ZenX2 posted:

Automerge only last two hours

Also, that suck megaballs

Edited:

SCP-970 really gives me the willies

Why? That's somewhat odd, the test logs make your eyes bulge for a second, but I wouldn't say it's one of the more creepy SCPs.
Although it does give a hint as to where Sector 19 is.

Neat! · 5th February 2012

WTF Nuke posted:

Have a nice day.

that's my facebook profile picture

**Blooper Reel** · 5th February 2012

Took these images of this terrible article because at the rate of downvotes it's receiving, it's not gonna be around for much longer:

(Look out, wall of text ahead!)

Oh wow

And here's some comments from other users collected from both articles:

Scantron posted:

I will never get back the ninety seconds it took me to read this.

Uncandescent posted:

"The entire A.C.T Team suddenly burst into song and dance."

Come on. You know that's what you were thinking.

minmin posted:

"Ding dong! The -D is dead!
Which old -D? That old -D!
DING DONG! The worthless -D is deeeeead!"

Guards: It's Mel, it's Mel!
We all shake in fear!
Sound the alarm! Ring the bell!
She's here, she's here, she's here!

Mel: I'm here!
That's right, it's me, with all the gore
From your skin your blood will pore
D-303, he had no chance
Too bad I couldn't in his paaants!"

Guards: Fire your guns, make it quick!
Off her 'fore she makes us-

Mel turns to face the guards. Guards collapse on stage, popping open their prop blood bags. The music escalates to a crescendo.

Mel: -squiiiiiick!

Curtain closes. End of Act 2 Scene 1.

DrBright posted:

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

*message continued in document

DrBright posted:

*Continued from article

IS. THIS. SHIT?

Doktori posted:

DrBright, please don't insult shit by comparing it to this incomprehensible mess.

Eskobar posted:

I…I try so hard to be as civil as possible with the newbies. I try to take their hands and guide them past the onslaught of flaming outrage falling on their heads, if for our sake and not theirs.

Not this time. This far, NO FURTHER. BURN IT TO THE GROUND. Leave no brick atop another and salt the rotten earth that spawned it. Raise the black flag and give no quarter.

Mortiferum aspectum delenda est.

Cryokina posted:

Wow. An article so bad it made Eskobar completely lose his shit?Eskobar, normally the kindest and gentlest of us?
Downvoted with extreme prejudice.

MisterSjeiks · 5th February 2012

Oh, hey, three new posts! I still have 3 minutes before I go to bed, let's read them!

WTF Nuke posted:

Have a nice day.

ASKDKJLGFKNA

ElectricSquid · 5th February 2012

The crossover SCP stories are pretty good. I just read the "Hephaestus" one.

**supersocko** · 5th February 2012

Blooper Reel posted:

Took these images of this terrible article because at the rate of downvotes it's receiving, it's not gonna be around for much longer:

(Look out, wall of text ahead!)

I

the

**Blooper Reel** · 5th February 2012

Here we go again with another bad article:

Only this one is in really bad taste:

Eskobar posted:

Also, I just got the following message from someone named elitejohn:

elitejohn posted:

Hi,

I had to create an account because it seems I don't have permission to post in the discussion thread of SCP-1517.

I've been a lurker/reader here for over a year. SCP-1517 is a screenshot of a youtube user named Edarem.

He passed away 3 weeks ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dzz9phptQPw

I do not believe it is right to create a SCP about a very popular YouTube character/channel who died recently. Would you please make the right people aware of the fact that the screenshot is of someone who died recently? I've never been quite 'foaming at the mouth' but.. this is close.

I thanked him and told him to message Bright, Gears, or some Senior Staff in the future. Imaginary double downvote for poor taste.

**LSK** · 6th February 2012

What the

**Cone** · 6th February 2012

LSK posted:

What the

Throw it at 682!

It'll have him coming back alright.

**megafat** · 6th February 2012

Blooper Reel posted:

Here we go again with another bad article:

Only this one is in really bad taste:

So not only did someone make an SCP based on a real life pedophile, but they made one based on a guy who recently died in prison due to poor health conditions?

That's fucked up on so many levels.

calebc789 · 6th February 2012

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1033

This actually seems pretty interesting.

asteroidrules · 6th February 2012

Also read that "results" section in the autopsy report. He makes it sound like the foundation is concerned about risking a few D-class in the name of science.