good ████ing work
Well, I was just banned from the foundation site. I posted a hypothetical conversation on the site in a URL that wasn't used. I didn't even link it to anywhere!
Here's how it went.
No-one could see it, and I was banned.
Changing subject, Who wants to put make an indestructible Nokia phone SCP?
Apparently they're not accepting anything beyond 1999 yet, though?
I always wondered why not just get one of those hose camera thingies and toss it over the railing of SCP-087 to see how deep it is (even though it is presumed endless).
Game Day and Senior Staff Shenanigans are some of the coolest tales I've read, Game Day is still going on, can't wait to read the rest.
I really want to read all of them but it's just such a daunting task. Once I got up to about 480. But then going back I see some of the gaps that used to be there filled with things I never read before and then I forget what I have and haven't read so it makes me just wind up rereading them from the start again. Or maybe some logs got updated or edited. Damn things are addicting to read.
SCP-504 is my current favorite. Tomatoes that detect lame jokes.
Here's another bad article, only this one is just plain incoherent.
(Again, watch out for large images ahead.)
And here's some of the most weirdest excerpts, as collected by Scantron:
So yeah now I'm collecting bad articles now so that one day I can show it to everyone and go "Remember when this was put on the site? Man it sucked."Scantron posted:
And besides, they're so bad they're hilarious.
My modding escapades in Skyrim gave me an idea for an SCP. It'd look like a wooden sword covered in shark teeth which, with no real pattern, causes fiery explosions upon contact with flesh. Maybe there's already one like this, I dunno.
" cription: SCP-1096 is a set of silicone breast implants of various sizes, of which there are currently fifteen (15) pairs in containment. Each instance of SCP-1096 is identified by a lack of serial numbers and the words "The Factory" etched onto the outside surface."
Is there a multi-dimensional overcoat yet? I don't mean the one that has a bunch of arms come out of it when worn. I mean something like what those stereotypical eastern european back alley peddlers wear. Something where one is capable of fitting objects of unusual (and impossible) size and quantity into the coat, and able to remove them just as quickly as put in.
ohgod that show...
Whenever it's mentioned I think of that episode where they trap Jimmy in the basement and gorge him on peaches and cream so that he can become a sumo wrestler.
Like a fucking cardboard Pripyat
That'd make a good SCP
Someone should have made an SCP vault for Fallout 3. Would be good, SCP weapons, creatures, agent/researcher NPCs, and quests where you have to go out and fight/contain SCPs.
This pretty much sums up Dr. Bright....
Though that begs the question of how one would contain an SCP without killing it in a game like Fo3 or NV.
How would we take out any of the SCP's?