1. Post #2721
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    mankind_me's Avatar
    August 2007
    6,297 Posts
    another awful scp

    http://www.scp-wiki.net/forum/t-443429/scp-1952
    the worst thing of all is the picture - or lack of it
    'solid 24 carrot gold'
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  2. Post #2722
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    January 2010
    5,167 Posts
    'solid 24 carrot gold'


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  3. Post #2723
    aaa
    DJFender's Avatar
    June 2009
    1,840 Posts
    I'm waiting for it to look, and every time I get distracted and look back it it, it's the last millisecond of it looking back down.
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  4. Post #2724
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    August 2009
    12,413 Posts
    I've been looking for an SCP, it's pretty much a portal found in the Mediterranean to some other dimension of earth where God or something showed up and somehow saved and screwed everyone over at the same time.
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  5. Post #2725
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    June 2009
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    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quacker_(sound)

    This one is hilarious because Квакер (Quacker) means "A Hardcore Quake 3 Player"
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  6. Post #2726
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    October 2006
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    FUCK

    I knew the image was a gif, but I still wasn't prepared for that.
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  7. Post #2727
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    August 2009
    12,413 Posts
    SCP-006-J is hilarious.
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  8. Post #2728
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    July 2009
    4,145 Posts
    Fuck, I was just scrolling through the top rated SCPs, and clicked SCP-106.

    I think my heart skipped a beat.
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  9. Post #2729
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    esalaka's Avatar
    July 2007
    10,114 Posts
    I played the SCP-087 game today

    My friends who were listening to me on Mumble claim I screamed like a little girl.
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  10. Post #2730

    August 2011
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    I played the SCP-087 game today

    My friends who were listening to me on Mumble claim I screamed like a little girl.
    Care to elaborate?
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  11. Post #2731

    August 2011
    5,969 Posts
    Oh my, http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-895 is rather creepy...

    What the hell, automerge?
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  12. Post #2732
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    Problem's Avatar
    August 2011
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  13. Post #2733
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    October 2008
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    Hahaha, holy shit, that was incredible.
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  14. Post #2734
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    July 2008
    6,250 Posts
    "Crusin' down an empty highway and a beat-up crusier appears out of the blue behind yo, and blaring from his siren is 'RUN [EXPLETIVE] RUN]"
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  17. Post #2737
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    May 2010
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    Hey, i have a pretty good idea for an SCP, but i've tried writing before and i just can't seem to get that cool clinical sound/look. So, has anyone got any tips?
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  18. Post #2738
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    July 2010
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  19. Post #2739
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    July 2008
    6,250 Posts
    Does anyone else get pissed when they choose a random page and it's a directory/reference page?
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  20. Post #2740
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    esalaka's Avatar
    July 2007
    10,114 Posts
    Care to elaborate?
    enjoy
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  21. Post #2741
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    Problem's Avatar
    August 2011
    1,081 Posts

    Grabbed this from the LMAO thread. Possible SCP material?
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  22. Post #2742
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    July 2008
    12,269 Posts

    Grabbed this from the LMAO thread. Possible SCP material?
    Nice
    I imagine that window giving you the ability ask questions to yourself about your future, but only if you record the slight vibrations of the glass and playing them later
    and then sometimes finding sometimes normal, sometimes unexpected answers

       and sometimes really fucking scary answers   
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  23. Post #2743
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    DrasarSalman's Avatar
    August 2009
    10,704 Posts
    Nice
    I imagine that window giving you the ability ask questions to yourself about your future, but only if you record the slight vibrations of the glass and playing them later
    and then sometimes finding sometimes normal, sometimes unexpected answers

       and sometimes really fucking scary answers   
    So it's basically this only you see it?
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  24. Post #2744
    Not that bad of a seed
    asteroidrules's Avatar
    January 2011
    10,737 Posts
    Seems something akin to SCP-919 only less needy. (the image that is, not wewt's idea)
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  25. Post #2745
    Not that bad of a seed
    asteroidrules's Avatar
    January 2011
    10,737 Posts
    I wonder if something happens if you leave the live feed from SCP-895 on for more than four hours (the maximum observation shift time).
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  26. Post #2746
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    July 2008
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    So it's basically this only you see it?
    Well it'd be similar only in the future telling sense. The person in the reflection isn't real, and you can see them talking with a mildly happy or excited expression but you can't actually hear them untill you edit the vibrations of the glass.
    you could also make the questions Y/N only and answered in a way that the person won't expect:
    "will I ever get that new job?"
    "you're
    going to fuck your boss, so yeah, probably!"
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  27. Post #2747
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    November 2011
    12,105 Posts



    What's so scary about this?
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  28. Post #2748
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    August 2009
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    I wonder if something happens if you leave the live feed from SCP-895 on for more than four hours (the maximum observation shift time).
    It's a animated .png, I don't think it lasts for 4 hours.
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  29. Post #2749

    June 2011
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    Okay so I have a idea, I want to start a tale project about a task force of new agents and how they deal with life outside of the foundations bullshit anybody want to hop on with me ? I'd need multiple writers!
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  30. Post #2750
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  31. Post #2751
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    It's a animated .png, I don't think it lasts for 4 hours.
    Nope, it's some sort of complex Javascript thing designed to change to a random modified image every few minutes or so. If it was an animated .png, you'd see the same things happening in a pattern over and over again.
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  32. Post #2752
    Not that bad of a seed
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    January 2011
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    It's a animated .png, I don't think it lasts for 4 hours.
    Actually it's not. It's some javascript set up so that every few seconds it places a random overlay    either a pit, bloodspatter, some runes, a severed head, "GET OUT", body parts, or a figure in the door    ontop of the image and then a few seconds later removes it. As well as a date/time and the camera number.

    And considering I left it on for twenty minutes and I never saw the last overlay, I could guess that it'll show up after four hours.
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  33. Post #2753

    August 2011
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    I wonder if something happens if you leave the live feed from SCP-895 on for more than four hours (the maximum observation shift time).
    They probably make the shifts short just because of psychological problems involved in watching a camera feed that plays violent hallucinations...

    Edited:

    If there is ever a real SCP movie or TV series, this should be spoken over what is going on in the video.
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  34. Post #2754
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    July 2008
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    Actually it's not. It's some HTML set up so that every few seconds it places a random overlay    either a pit, bloodspatter, some runes, a severed head, "GET OUT", body parts, or a figure in the door    ontop of the image and then a few seconds later removes it. Lordgeorge is somewhat right: the date/time is javascript.

    And considering I left it on for twenty minutes and I never saw the last overlay, I could guess that it'll show up after four hours.
    I wish there was a J variant with the “get out" replaced by a frog
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  35. Post #2755
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    January 2005
    6,363 Posts
    I don't get all of the SCP's that this is referring to, only some. Still a cool read though.
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  36. Post #2756
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    August 2009
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    I don't get all of the SCP's that this is referring to, only some. Still a cool read though.
    My current guess the first one is the statue (don't remember the number), the second one might be 187, due to the D-class being shot. I also have a feeling the last one is 963, unless it is just summing up the whole facility and everything which is happening.
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  37. Post #2757
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    October 2008
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    My current guess the first one is the statue (don't remember the number), the second one might be 187, due to the D-class being shot. I also have a feeling the last one is 963, unless it is just summing up the whole facility and everything which is happening.
    It's the last one. It's supposed to be the mind of a Foundation member who regrets or is just desensitized by how The Foundation views the sacrifice of people in the pursuit of their goals.
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  38. Post #2758
    ASK ME ABOUT MY BAKELITE FETISH
    Dennab
    April 2011
    6,395 Posts
    oh god you guys

    remember this?

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  39. Post #2759
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    October 2008
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    oh god you guys

    remember this?

    Are there two of them? Because that one's looking over it's right, while The Foundation's is looking over it's left, or can it articulate?
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  40. Post #2760
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    Dennab
    April 2011
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    Are there two of them? Because that one's looking over it's right, while The Foundation's is looking over it's left, or can it articulate?
    shit i dunno but it did make me shit myself
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