[mankind_me]

TRLEChippers posted:

another awful scp

http://www.scp-wiki.net/forum/t-443429/scp-1952
the worst thing of all is the picture - or lack of it

'solid 24 carrot gold'

[ElectricSquid]

mankind_me posted:

'solid 24 carrot gold'

[DJFender]

Cone posted:

Don't startle yourself.

I'm waiting for it to look, and every time I get distracted and look back it it, it's the last millisecond of it looking back down.

[KommradKommisar]

I've been looking for an SCP, it's pretty much a portal found in the Mediterranean to some other dimension of earth where God or something showed up and somehow saved and screwed everyone over at the same time.

[superstepa]

jomt1234 posted:

SCP material?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloop

Edited:

Or all of them
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_unexplained_sounds

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quacker_(sound)

This one is hilarious because Квакер (Quacker) means "A Hardcore Quake 3 Player"

[Tetsmega]

Cone posted:

Don't startle yourself.

FUCK

I knew the image was a gif, but I still wasn't prepared for that.

[KommradKommisar]

SCP-006-J is hilarious.

[TheWhiteFox1]

Fuck, I was just scrolling through the top rated SCPs, and clicked SCP-106.

I think my heart skipped a beat.

[esalaka]

I played the SCP-087 game today

My friends who were listening to me on Mumble claim I screamed like a little girl.

[rinoaff33]

esalaka posted:

I played the SCP-087 game today

My friends who were listening to me on Mumble claim I screamed like a little girl.

Care to elaborate?

[rinoaff33]

Oh my, http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-895 is rather creepy...

What the hell, automerge?

[KnowProblem]

http://www.scp-wiki.net/i-remember-my-heroes

Just wow.

[Zombii]

Hahaha, holy shit, that was incredible.

[DesolateGrun]

"Crusin' down an empty highway and a beat-up crusier appears out of the blue behind yo, and blaring from his siren is 'RUN [EXPLETIVE] RUN]"

[GeneralSergant]

I was bored so I accidentally SCP'd

[Zombii]

GeneralSergant posted:

I was bored so I accidentally SCP'd

http://www.scp-wiki.net/so-you-want-...oid-scp-object

[The Aussie]

Hey, i have a pretty good idea for an SCP, but i've tried writing before and i just can't seem to get that cool clinical sound/look. So, has anyone got any tips?

[Niklas]

This is hilarious http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-k9-j-ex

[DesolateGrun]

Does anyone else get pissed when they choose a random page and it's a directory/reference page?

[esalaka]

rinoaff33 posted:

Care to elaborate?

enjoy

[KnowProblem]

Grabbed this from the LMAO thread. Possible SCP material?

[wewt!]

KnowProblem posted:

Grabbed this from the LMAO thread. Possible SCP material?

Nice
I imagine that window giving you the ability ask questions to yourself about your future, but only if you record the slight vibrations of the glass and playing them later
and then sometimes finding sometimes normal, sometimes unexpected answers

   and sometimes really fucking scary answers   

[DrasarSalman]

wewt! posted:

Nice
I imagine that window giving you the ability ask questions to yourself about your future, but only if you record the slight vibrations of the glass and playing them later
and then sometimes finding sometimes normal, sometimes unexpected answers

   and sometimes really fucking scary answers   

So it's basically this only you see it?

[asteroidrules]

Seems something akin to SCP-919 only less needy. (the image that is, not wewt's idea)

[asteroidrules]

I wonder if something happens if you leave the live feed from SCP-895 on for more than four hours (the maximum observation shift time).

[wewt!]

DrasarSalman posted:

So it's basically this only you see it?

Well it'd be similar only in the future telling sense. The person in the reflection isn't real, and you can see them talking with a mildly happy or excited expression but you can't actually hear them untill you edit the vibrations of the glass.
you could also make the questions Y/N only and answered in a way that the person won't expect:
"will I ever get that new job?"
"you're going to fuck your boss, so yeah, probably!"

[Griffster26]

What's so scary about this?

[DrasarSalman]

asteroidrules posted:

I wonder if something happens if you leave the live feed from SCP-895 on for more than four hours (the maximum observation shift time).

It's a animated .png, I don't think it lasts for 4 hours.

[S33T]

Okay so I have a idea, I want to start a tale project about a task force of new agents and how they deal with life outside of the foundations bullshit anybody want to hop on with me ? I'd need multiple writers!

[Aperture fan]

Huh, this is pretty cool

http://www.scp-wiki.net/black-white-...te-black-white

[Lordgeorge16]

DrasarSalman posted:

It's a animated .png, I don't think it lasts for 4 hours.

Nope, it's some sort of complex Javascript thing designed to change to a random modified image every few minutes or so. If it was an animated .png, you'd see the same things happening in a pattern over and over again.

[asteroidrules]

DrasarSalman posted:

It's a animated .png, I don't think it lasts for 4 hours.

Actually it's not. It's some javascript set up so that every few seconds it places a random overlay    either a pit, bloodspatter, some runes, a severed head, "GET OUT", body parts, or a figure in the door    ontop of the image and then a few seconds later removes it. As well as a date/time and the camera number.

And considering I left it on for twenty minutes and I never saw the last overlay, I could guess that it'll show up after four hours.

[rinoaff33]

asteroidrules posted:

I wonder if something happens if you leave the live feed from SCP-895 on for more than four hours (the maximum observation shift time).

They probably make the shifts short just because of psychological problems involved in watching a camera feed that plays violent hallucinations...

Edited:

Aperture fan posted:

Huh, this is pretty cool

http://www.scp-wiki.net/black-white-...te-black-white

If there is ever a real SCP movie or TV series, this should be spoken over what is going on in the video.

[wewt!]

asteroidrules posted:

Actually it's not. It's some HTML set up so that every few seconds it places a random overlay    either a pit, bloodspatter, some runes, a severed head, "GET OUT", body parts, or a figure in the door    ontop of the image and then a few seconds later removes it. Lordgeorge is somewhat right: the date/time is javascript.

And considering I left it on for twenty minutes and I never saw the last overlay, I could guess that it'll show up after four hours.

I wish there was a J variant with the “get out" replaced by a frog

[megafat]

Aperture fan posted:

Huh, this is pretty cool

http://www.scp-wiki.net/black-white-...te-black-white

I don't get all of the SCP's that this is referring to, only some. Still a cool read though.

[DrasarSalman]

megafat posted:

I don't get all of the SCP's that this is referring to, only some. Still a cool read though.

My current guess the first one is the statue (don't remember the number), the second one might be 187, due to the D-class being shot. I also have a feeling the last one is 963, unless it is just summing up the whole facility and everything which is happening.

[Zombii]

DrasarSalman posted:

My current guess the first one is the statue (don't remember the number), the second one might be 187, due to the D-class being shot. I also have a feeling the last one is 963, unless it is just summing up the whole facility and everything which is happening.

It's the last one. It's supposed to be the mind of a Foundation member who regrets or is just desensitized by how The Foundation views the sacrifice of people in the pursuit of their goals.

[Neat!]

oh god you guys

remember this?

[Zombii]

Neat! posted:

oh god you guys

remember this?

Are there two of them? Because that one's looking over it's right, while The Foundation's is looking over it's left, or can it articulate?

[Neat!]

Zombii posted:

Are there two of them? Because that one's looking over it's right, while The Foundation's is looking over it's left, or can it articulate?

shit i dunno but it did make me shit myself