[Cone]

esalaka posted:

How does a cup of memetic orgasm work then

well it's memetic so it isn't going to make a whole lot of sense to begin with. maybe it evaporated and that was how it spread?

you can't spell orgasm without gas after all

[Quinnjdq]

"Oh yes, could I please get one cup of rape. I need this for reasons.'

[Flicky]

guys

what if

you listening guys

what if we made an scp

that was a pizza

still listening

but the pizza

get this

is a pizza with every imaginable topping and no matter how much you eat it it always comes back

grade A SCP

[fskman]

Flicky posted:

guys

what if

you listening guys

what if we made an scp

that was a pizza

still listening

but the pizza

get this

is a pizza with every imaginable topping and no matter how much you eat it it always comes back

grade A SCP

already exists, cba to find it

Edited:

hey found it

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-458

Edited:

well, close enough at least

[Flicky]

fskman posted:

already exists, cba to find it

Edited:

hey found it

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-458

Edited:

well, close enough at least

oh whaaaaaaaat

[Zakkin]

One Pan-Galactic Gargle-Blaster, please.

[esalaka]

A cup of a liquid almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea

[Krinkels]

Man wasn't there a vending machine in the Babelfish puzzle in the game?
Like if that was that machine you could have just ordered a cup of universal translation.

[latin_geek]

There should be a funny outcome to asking the machine for a regular old fashion cup of coffee

Edited:

esalaka posted:

How does a cup of memetic orgasm work then

It was a dire situation, man!

[asteroidrules]

latin_geek posted:

There should be a funny outcome to asking the machine for a regular old fashion cup of coffee

Edited:



It was a dire situation, man!

Well someone entered a "cup of joe", and immediately a nearby researcher by the name of Joe passed out from sever dehydration, and while staff rushed to help him SCP-294 poured out a cup of various human bodily fluids, all with Joe's DNA, and all fluids that he was suddenly low on.

[Vollybomb]

ElectricSquid posted:

I believe the term "cetacean" includes whales.

Cetacean = whales
pretty sure the one in the picture is a Beluga

[latin_geek]

Never ceases to amaze me how we have an expert fper for any given subject.

[asteroidrules]

Vollybomb posted:

Cetacean = whales
pretty sure the one in the picture is a Beluga

Cetacean also includes dolphins and porpoises.

[gufu]

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1004

This is classified safe?

[CheeseMan]

gufu posted:

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1004

This is classified safe?

0 reasons for it to not be safe tbh

[gufu]

After approximately 100 straight hours of viewing pornography on SCP-1004, even the most 'normal' of viewers will display an interest in scatology play, the torture and murder of living beings, bestiality, pedophilia, and combinations of the previous. The deadening of reactivity to sexual gratification will encourage them to either seek out such things in real life, or seek to mutilate themselves and their genitalia.

Then again, I am going to call this out as BS and the writer having no knowledge of human sexual psychology.

[latin_geek]

gufu posted:

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1004

This is classified safe?

locked box test

[Chicken Magnet]

CheeseMan posted:

0 reasons for it to not be safe tbh

The porn will give you new, sadistic fetishes, and gradually makes you want to do anything that can fulfill said fetishes, including mutilating yourself...

yup totally safe.

E: Or is it safe because it's only accessible to the D-class?

Edited:

Oh never mind, you can lock it away and nothing will happen.

[FeralPhantom]

SCP Foundation posted:

The designation "Safe" is assigned to subjects or objects that may be effectively and reliably contained. Safe designates may have individual containment procedures, but these procedures are not expected to fail frequently, or be subject to later revision as more information is obtained about a subject.

Some Safe designates are human, humanoid, and/or sentient. To prevent injury and/or death to personnel and SCPs, interaction with such designates should be professional and courteous, taking into account special containment procedures.

It should be noted that Safe does not indicate that the containment procedures are unnecessary. Many Safe designated objects can be quite dangerous in the right contexts. The important distinction that defines a Safe object is that it can be handled safely with appropriate containment procedures. An example of a Safe object would be a gun, a nuclear weapon, or polonium.

Safe doesn't mean its harmless, it just means it can be contained safely without risk of escaping/attacking personnel.

[Vollybomb]

asteroidrules posted:

Cetacean also includes dolphins and porpoises.

Which are whales.

Edited:

All cetaceans are whales, The Delphinidae family (dolphins) is a category of toothed whales, and porpoises are in a similar family.

[DrasarSalman]

Chicken Magnet posted:

The porn will give you new, sadistic fetishes, and gradually makes you want to do anything that can fulfill said fetishes, including mutilating yourself...

yup totally safe.

E: Or is it safe because it's only accessible to the D-class?

Edited:

Oh never mind, you can lock it away and nothing will happen.

It's safe    if you use a condom :v   

[MxOAgentJohnson]

Does anyone remember the SCP # for the SCP that is contained within a box and is not allowed to be visually seen through eye contact, video or pictures otherwise it snaps and goes fucking insane screaming and crying then mutilates whoever looked at it and goes back to normal.

I remember reading it and being bloody interested in that one.

[Cone]

MxOAgentJohnson posted:

Does anyone remember the SCP # for the SCP that is contained within a box and is not allowed to be visually seen through eye contact, video or pictures otherwise it snaps and goes fucking insane screaming and crying then mutilates whoever looked at it and goes back to normal.

I remember reading it and being bloody interested in that one.

sounds like 096, easily one of my favorite articles on the site

[SilverKnight]

If anyones interested, HGN have a SCP gamemode setup: http://www.forums.hypergamer.net/scp-horror-game/

They have SCP 117, SCP 106 and some custom ones so far.

[DrasarSalman]

Cone posted:

sounds like 096, easily one of my favorite articles on the site

the article posted:

I almost lost it when it started [DATA EXPUNGED] him.

[DChapsfield]

Cone posted:

sounds like 096, easily one of my favorite articles on the site

That's not the one where somebody took a picture and a mile away in the distance was this thing, and just because it filled a pixel on the picture, it was a containment breach? I coulda sworn it was that one.

[EcksDee]

DChapsfield posted:

That's not the one where somebody took a picture and a mile away in the distance was this thing, and just because it filled a pixel on the picture, it was a containment breach? I coulda sworn it was that one.

It is.

[DChapsfield]

EcksDee posted:

It is.

Where's that log, I can't find it...

Nvm this one.

http://www.scp-wiki.net/incident-096-1-a

Apparently Chrome can't find the word "pixel" on that page.

[Ghhostface]

gufu posted:

Then again, I am going to call this out as BS and the writer having no knowledge of human sexual psychology.

The author is Dr.Bright, the second highest in command next to Dr.Gears.

[Quinnjdq]

gufu posted:

Then again, I am going to call this out as BS and the writer having no knowledge of human sexual psychology.

The point is that it is not addictive and doesn't cause effects on anyone who are not using it for prolonged amounts of time. Also, it is sort of how it works. If you are no longer finding it a challenge to find something you may get bored of it and move on to something deeper.

[asteroidrules]

gufu posted:

Then again, I am going to call this out as BS and the writer having no knowledge of human sexual psychology.

These characteristics are referred to as "anomalous properties" for a reason, they're the type of thing that normally is impossible.

[MxOAgentJohnson]

DChapsfield posted:

Where's that log, I can't find it...

Nvm this one.

http://www.scp-wiki.net/incident-096-1-a

Apparently Chrome can't find the word "pixel" on that page.

Never read that first time round.

I enjoyed the scp before i read that, after reading that i just think it's fairly fucking awesome.

[GhostProject]

http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-789-j

truly the spookiest SCP around

[~Myst]

GhostProject posted:

http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-789-j

truly the spookiest SCP around

"scp-789j travels around in butts"

I wonder what that would feel like.

[milkandcooki]

173 has pretty crazy orgies.

[GhostProject]

milkandcooki posted:

173 has pretty crazy orgies.

That guy better not turn around or he's fucked.

[Vollybomb]

-gay-

[Upgrade123]

What are those?

[Vollybomb]

Creepy sculptures some dude made.

[milkandcooki]

Vollybomb posted:

Creepy sculptures some dude made.

Izumi Kato.