1. Post #4161
    Gold Member
    Cone's Avatar
    August 2011
    19,020 Posts
    How does a cup of memetic orgasm work then
    well it's memetic so it isn't going to make a whole lot of sense to begin with. maybe it evaporated and that was how it spread?

    you can't spell orgasm without gas after all
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  2. Post #4162
    Tophat Enthusiast
    Quinnjdq's Avatar
    July 2011
    3,697 Posts
    "Oh yes, could I please get one cup of rape. I need this for reasons.'
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  3. Post #4163
    Biggest Homosex
    Flicky's Avatar
    February 2011
    2,657 Posts
    guys

    what if

    you listening guys

    what if we made an scp

    that was a pizza

    still listening

    but the pizza

    get this

    is a pizza with every imaginable topping and no matter how much you eat it it always comes back

    grade A SCP
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  4. Post #4164
    fskman's Avatar
    November 2009
    2,040 Posts
    guys

    what if

    you listening guys

    what if we made an scp

    that was a pizza

    still listening

    but the pizza

    get this

    is a pizza with every imaginable topping and no matter how much you eat it it always comes back

    grade A SCP
    already exists, cba to find it

    Edited:

    hey found it

    http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-458

    Edited:

    well, close enough at least
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  5. Post #4165
    Biggest Homosex
    Flicky's Avatar
    February 2011
    2,657 Posts
    already exists, cba to find it

    Edited:

    hey found it

    http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-458

    Edited:

    well, close enough at least
    oh whaaaaaaaat
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  6. Post #4166
    Gold Member
    Zakkin's Avatar
    August 2009
    5,799 Posts
    One Pan-Galactic Gargle-Blaster, please.
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  7. Post #4167
    Gold Member
    esalaka's Avatar
    July 2007
    10,207 Posts
    A cup of a liquid almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea
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  8. Post #4168
    Krinkels's Avatar
    March 2011
    3,595 Posts
    Man wasn't there a vending machine in the Babelfish puzzle in the game?
    Like if that was that machine you could have just ordered a cup of universal translation.
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  9. Post #4169
    There should be a funny outcome to asking the machine for a regular old fashion cup of coffee

    Edited:

    How does a cup of memetic orgasm work then
    It was a dire situation, man!
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  10. Post #4170
    Not that bad of a seed
    asteroidrules's Avatar
    January 2011
    11,133 Posts
    There should be a funny outcome to asking the machine for a regular old fashion cup of coffee

    Edited:



    It was a dire situation, man!
    Well someone entered a "cup of joe", and immediately a nearby researcher by the name of Joe passed out from sever dehydration, and while staff rushed to help him SCP-294 poured out a cup of various human bodily fluids, all with Joe's DNA, and all fluids that he was suddenly low on.
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  11. Post #4171
    Dolphin Hugger
    Vollybomb's Avatar
    April 2010
    1,597 Posts
    I believe the term "cetacean" includes whales.
    Cetacean = whales
    pretty sure the one in the picture is a Beluga
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  12. Post #4172
    Never ceases to amaze me how we have an expert fper for any given subject.
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  13. Post #4173
    Not that bad of a seed
    asteroidrules's Avatar
    January 2011
    11,133 Posts
    Cetacean = whales
    pretty sure the one in the picture is a Beluga
    Cetacean also includes dolphins and porpoises.
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  14. Post #4174
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    gufu's Avatar
    May 2008
    9,226 Posts
    http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1004

    This is classified safe?
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  15. Post #4175
    Kawaii Member
    CheeseMan's Avatar
    July 2005
    17,402 Posts
    0 reasons for it to not be safe tbh
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  16. Post #4176
    Gold Member
    gufu's Avatar
    May 2008
    9,226 Posts
    After approximately 100 straight hours of viewing pornography on SCP-1004, even the most 'normal' of viewers will display an interest in scatology play, the torture and murder of living beings, bestiality, pedophilia, and combinations of the previous. The deadening of reactivity to sexual gratification will encourage them to either seek out such things in real life, or seek to mutilate themselves and their genitalia.
    Then again, I am going to call this out as BS and the writer having no knowledge of human sexual psychology.
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  17. Post #4177
    locked box test
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  18. Post #4178
    Chicken Magnet's Avatar
    July 2011
    157 Posts
    0 reasons for it to not be safe tbh
    The porn will give you new, sadistic fetishes, and gradually makes you want to do anything that can fulfill said fetishes, including mutilating yourself...

    yup totally safe.

    E: Or is it safe because it's only accessible to the D-class?

    Edited:

    Oh never mind, you can lock it away and nothing will happen.
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  19. Post #4179
    FeralPhantom's Avatar
    September 2009
    152 Posts
    SCP Foundation posted:
    The designation "Safe" is assigned to subjects or objects that may be effectively and reliably contained. Safe designates may have individual containment procedures, but these procedures are not expected to fail frequently, or be subject to later revision as more information is obtained about a subject.

    Some Safe designates are human, humanoid, and/or sentient. To prevent injury and/or death to personnel and SCPs, interaction with such designates should be professional and courteous, taking into account special containment procedures.

    It should be noted that Safe does not indicate that the containment procedures are unnecessary. Many Safe designated objects can be quite dangerous in the right contexts. The important distinction that defines a Safe object is that it can be handled safely with appropriate containment procedures. An example of a Safe object would be a gun, a nuclear weapon, or polonium.
    Safe doesn't mean its harmless, it just means it can be contained safely without risk of escaping/attacking personnel.
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  20. Post #4180
    Dolphin Hugger
    Vollybomb's Avatar
    April 2010
    1,597 Posts
    Cetacean also includes dolphins and porpoises.
    Which are whales.

    Edited:

    All cetaceans are whales, The Delphinidae family (dolphins) is a category of toothed whales, and porpoises are in a similar family.
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  21. Post #4181
    Gold Member
    DrasarSalman's Avatar
    August 2009
    10,776 Posts
    The porn will give you new, sadistic fetishes, and gradually makes you want to do anything that can fulfill said fetishes, including mutilating yourself...

    yup totally safe.

    E: Or is it safe because it's only accessible to the D-class?

    Edited:

    Oh never mind, you can lock it away and nothing will happen.
    It's safe    if you use a condom :v   
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  22. Post #4182
    MxOAgentJohnson's Avatar
    April 2009
    837 Posts
    Does anyone remember the SCP # for the SCP that is contained within a box and is not allowed to be visually seen through eye contact, video or pictures otherwise it snaps and goes fucking insane screaming and crying then mutilates whoever looked at it and goes back to normal.

    I remember reading it and being bloody interested in that one.
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  23. Post #4183
    Gold Member
    Cone's Avatar
    August 2011
    19,020 Posts
    Does anyone remember the SCP # for the SCP that is contained within a box and is not allowed to be visually seen through eye contact, video or pictures otherwise it snaps and goes fucking insane screaming and crying then mutilates whoever looked at it and goes back to normal.

    I remember reading it and being bloody interested in that one.
    sounds like 096, easily one of my favorite articles on the site
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  24. Post #4184

    March 2012
    321 Posts
    If anyones interested, HGN have a SCP gamemode setup: http://www.forums.hypergamer.net/scp-horror-game/

    They have SCP 117, SCP 106 and some custom ones so far.
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  25. Post #4185
    Gold Member
    DrasarSalman's Avatar
    August 2009
    10,776 Posts
    sounds like 096, easily one of my favorite articles on the site
    the article posted:
    I almost lost it when it started [DATA EXPUNGED] him.
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  26. Post #4186
    DChapsfield's Avatar
    October 2008
    3,939 Posts
    sounds like 096, easily one of my favorite articles on the site
    That's not the one where somebody took a picture and a mile away in the distance was this thing, and just because it filled a pixel on the picture, it was a containment breach? I coulda sworn it was that one.
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  27. Post #4187
    "some of those dragon dildo designs are pretty cool"
    EcksDee's Avatar
    February 2007
    9,063 Posts
    That's not the one where somebody took a picture and a mile away in the distance was this thing, and just because it filled a pixel on the picture, it was a containment breach? I coulda sworn it was that one.
    It is.
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  28. Post #4188
    DChapsfield's Avatar
    October 2008
    3,939 Posts
    Where's that log, I can't find it...

    Nvm this one.

    http://www.scp-wiki.net/incident-096-1-a

    Apparently Chrome can't find the word "pixel" on that page.
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  29. Post #4189
    Ghhostface's Avatar
    October 2011
    182 Posts
    Then again, I am going to call this out as BS and the writer having no knowledge of human sexual psychology.
    The author is Dr.Bright, the second highest in command next to Dr.Gears.
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  30. Post #4190
    Tophat Enthusiast
    Quinnjdq's Avatar
    July 2011
    3,697 Posts
    Then again, I am going to call this out as BS and the writer having no knowledge of human sexual psychology.
    The point is that it is not addictive and doesn't cause effects on anyone who are not using it for prolonged amounts of time. Also, it is sort of how it works. If you are no longer finding it a challenge to find something you may get bored of it and move on to something deeper.
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  31. Post #4191
    Not that bad of a seed
    asteroidrules's Avatar
    January 2011
    11,133 Posts
    Then again, I am going to call this out as BS and the writer having no knowledge of human sexual psychology.
    These characteristics are referred to as "anomalous properties" for a reason, they're the type of thing that normally is impossible.
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  32. Post #4192
    MxOAgentJohnson's Avatar
    April 2009
    837 Posts
    Where's that log, I can't find it...

    Nvm this one.

    http://www.scp-wiki.net/incident-096-1-a

    Apparently Chrome can't find the word "pixel" on that page.
    Never read that first time round.

    I enjoyed the scp before i read that, after reading that i just think it's fairly fucking awesome.
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  33. Post #4193
    Otter Member
    GhostProject's Avatar
    May 2011
    4,626 Posts
    http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-789-j

    truly the spookiest SCP around
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  34. Post #4194
    Yoshi Member
    ~Myst's Avatar
    June 2010
    2,284 Posts
    "scp-789j travels around in butts"

    I wonder what that would feel like.
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  35. Post #4195
    Oh no, what have I done!
    milkandcooki's Avatar
    November 2007
    21,874 Posts


    173 has pretty crazy orgies.
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  36. Post #4196
    Otter Member
    GhostProject's Avatar
    May 2011
    4,626 Posts


    173 has pretty crazy orgies.
    That guy better not turn around or he's fucked.
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  37. Post #4197
    Dolphin Hugger
    Vollybomb's Avatar
    April 2010
    1,597 Posts
    -gay-
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  38. Post #4198
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    Upgrade123's Avatar
    January 2008
    5,478 Posts
    What are those?
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  39. Post #4199
    Dolphin Hugger
    Vollybomb's Avatar
    April 2010
    1,597 Posts
    Creepy sculptures some dude made.
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  40. Post #4200
    Oh no, what have I done!
    milkandcooki's Avatar
    November 2007
    21,874 Posts
    Creepy sculptures some dude made.
    Izumi Kato.
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