I now officially love the Red Pool.
115 is the best
That dumptruck is hilarious
To the pageking of page 2.
Item #: SCP-173
Object class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-173 is to be kept in shed behind farm. Three strong communist men must drink liter of vodka before enter. Two must stare at item, one must continue drink vodka.
Description: Moved to shed after wooden pen freeze and break during cold Soviet winter. Shed is also wood, but with paint sometimes. SCP-173 is extremely hostile, like red faced Americans. Is also coward. Neither will make move while strong Soviet men have watchful eye. No one blink, on punishment of beating with cold leather. Object enjoy snap neck, like American commando pig. If object allowed to move, all will be sent to cold Siberia for reeducation.
Personnel report sound of stone scraping when creature is alone. This is dutiful Russian work ethic. If sound stops, subject to be beaten with iron rods, like child.
Floor is covered in shit and blood, like normal Soviet household. Shed must be cleaned every two weeks. Kept much cleaner than most Soviet household.
The best one for me.
I love how it has reacted with all the other tests, SCPs, and experiments put on it.
Sure, having a galactic sith lord emperor, especially Palpatine, in your secret science research military bunker is always handy.
Oh, and THIS is SCP in a nutshell:
I loved that page. Thanks for bringing it up again.
I remember a machine that would receive something and then give back something completely different depending on the setting. Like inserting a bag of beans on some setting would give back a bag of corn, and on another setting it would give back a bag of extraterrestrial seeds that turn everything to ice . . . Yeah you get the point.
Subject: A portable computer playing a partial audio recording of the Monty Python sketch "The Funniest Joke in the World".
Transcript: "Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!"
Result: Tomato explodes. Debris clocked at 137 mph. Computer heavily coated by debris. Keyboard ruined by exposure to liquid matter - all other components proved functional after cleanup.
Site itself is awesome, community is not. It's really hard to get the 'password' just to register, the chat is full of twats, the admins seem to be really unhelpful, and yes, they do tend to be assholes at time. You're probably better off just lurking unless you REALLY REALLY REALLY have to share your idea with the world.
I tried making my own a while back, but gave up when i didn't get accepted to their site. here it is if you're interested:
Anyone that somehow got in, feel free to post this scp-1071
Pretty weird stuff here.
I love the exploration logs some of these have. In particular the wardrobe and the ship one.
i like the way that the SCP entries kinda tell a story
Something about some of the articles just creeps me right the fuck out. Probably how well-written they are. The images don't help either. Entertaining stuff, but I doubt I'll sleep easy tonight.
i read something about him getting captured in an amulet which makes people have his personality and memory when exposed to it (or something) but i really don't know
Other favorites of mine include The Living Room, and Pipe Nightmare.
I love ones where people go into them, and vanish. If they appear later, morphed into a wall or something, it makes it all the better.
I also like how 682 reacted to 173.
How did I just spend another three hours looking at this
Every time I get close to having read through all the tabs I opened, I find one link, then another two, etc.
SCP-354-16: Feline-esque creature composed of a dark red-black stone later revealed to be partially solidified magma. Gunfire proved mostly ineffective against its hide. Was not hostile to personnel and did not attempt to escape the walled enclosure until being engaged by SCP-354-15. Successfully terminated SCP-354-15 and grew less active as its body cooled. After fully solidifying and having remained motionless since, subject was moved to Dr. ██████'s office for aesthetic purposes.
ahaha, oh Red Pool.
I remember when me and my friend were at the movies, back when Super 8's teaser was first coming out, we wished it was for an SCP movie.
They need to make one.
I also remember one where it was some kind of deformed guy. The first time I hear about it it reminded me of a Tank in L4D. It escaped, and got into some towns suburbs and started killing people.
Vague, I know, but I liked it, and cant find it again. Any help would be appreciated.
R.I.P. Boolean Sidestepper