1. Post #321
    Former Confession posted:
    Hello Hezzy -- or shall I call you Herr Gestapo?

    That's what you're acting like. THE GOD DAMN GESTAPO. It's been a long time since the last confessional thread. A REAL LONG TIME. I began to miss them, honestly they're one of my only sources of joy left in the world. I was beginning to fear that I would never see one again, when I decided -- it should be me. I SHOULD DO THE FUCKING THREAD. WHO ELSE COULD DO IT BETTER THAN ME? I could be the only one. Then, a few other fanatics sprung up, spouting bullshit about how they wanted to do the thread, so... I talked to them. We decided we would work on it together, the group of us. Somebody LEAKED THE IDEA. SOMEBODY FUCKED UP. SOMEBODY BEGAN TALKING TO YOU. PUTTING IDEAS INTO YOUR HEAD ABOUT MAKING THE THREAD. I guess he thought that if he couldn't have the thread... NOBODY COULD.

    NOBODY -- AND I MEAN NOBODY -- TREATS ME LIKE THAT. I'm better than that.

    I've got my Smith and Wesson .500 and a list of IP Addresses. I'll make these fuckers pay.
    http://www.facepunch.com/threads/968...1#post23312869


    It...all makes sense now.
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  2. Post #322
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    November 2008
    4,055 Posts
    w-w-w-w-what? That wasn't me!
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  3. Post #323
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    August 2009
    5,447 Posts
    Keep 'em coming, Oogala.

  4. Post #324
    Thoughtless's Avatar
    September 2011
    689 Posts
    w-w-w-w-what? That wasn't me!
    You keep telling us that, but we know. We know.
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  5. Post #325
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    October 2008
    14,886 Posts
    I'm a late 06'er, been perma'd more times than you can count the bones in your body, stopped trying to make alts after I got banned on my last account(That shit was gold)
    So I've decided to lurk and stumbled across the thread and decided to join. Last year in my P.E. class there was this cute girl, she nice body, she had asthma though. One day we had to run a couple of laps around the gym, she forgot her inhaler and thought nothing would happen so she ran, about 5 minutes later she passed out, so the teacher sent a student to carry her to the nurse, that student was me. So I picked her up and walked to the office, but as I was halfway there I thought to myself "Shit, she's passed out, why not take advantage of her?" So I walked to the boys bathroom near the gym because everyone smoked weed in there and nobody actually used it for anything else. Got in a stall, put her down and pulled down her shorts and panties, pulled down my shorts and boxers and started thrusting in & out, once I was done I fixed her up and got her dressed again. Took her to the Nurse and everything was fine after that. TL;DR:Girl passed out, teacher sent me to take her to the nurse I rape her.
    I know I'm late, but what the fuck is wrong with you.
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  6. Post #326
    You've done good, son,

    You've made me proud.
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  7. Post #327
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    November 2008
    4,055 Posts
    Hey, this is the first time I've ever posted a confession, so sorry if I do things wrong.

    I, like a lot of facepunch users, lie quite a bit. I've lied about my name a few times, and my age.
    Just can't help it, I can't stop it. I've tried to, but failed. And you might think "How the hell can you fail at it?", well, it's tougher then it sounds. To me anyway.
    I am also a girl, a very quiet, anti-social, depressing person. Most people find me boring like you are doing now. But no matter, I'll continue
    anyway. I'll keep it short and sweet.
    When I was in junior (elementary to you Americans), I came into school with my friend, let's say Blondie. Blondie is nice.
    Anyway, walked though the gates and Blondie said she needed to speak to me, so we went into girls toilets. She then
    lifted her sleeves up to reveal loads of cuts and bruises on her wrists. I was shocked and frightened. She was such a bright person,
    smart and funny. I couldn't imagine her cutting herself. But all I could say was
    "Emo". I regretted saying it, and still do. I felt like an asshole. She looked at me and I apologized. She accepted, but I could see tears
    in her eyes. I asked her if it hurts, and she said no, or else she wouldn't do it. Then I didn't see her for the rest of the day. I was so sorry that day, it just
    came out, and she is sensitive.
    She moved schools a few months later that day, and I hope she found happiness and friends there.
    Thanks FP.
    Go find her on Facebook and tell her how you feel. Ask her if she is alright, and how you still feel.

    I seem like a normal guy to many people, apart from the fact that my joints are slightly wierder and I have really long, curly hair.
    But my life is a shitpile of scary.
    I've had constant night terrors as far as I remember, mostly about this old toy I had, others about really fucked up creatures, or I wake up as if it were a normal day, I open my door, then I get to have a first-person-view of me getting torn apart by some creature. every day I see/feel/hear things, like just 2pm today, I heard someone tap on my window then suddenly- out of nowhere- some random force just slammed my head on my desk. Forehead still hurts, good think my keyboard was out of reach or I would have broken it. Yesterday I was making some noodles then, when I opened a cupbard to get a bowl, I saw this grotesque, deformed hand sticking out of it, twitching. I closed cupbard, opened it, it was gone. Occasionally, shit DOES get crazier, like I hear a girl screaming from under my bed- sounds about 7-8 years old- it happens about once every two months.
    So, I tend to see/hear things, and I also feel things(scratches on the back of my neck amongst other things), smell things (like burning rubber), and occasionally hear voices. They don't tell me to do anything, or any cliche shit like that. They speak in some kinda foreign language, and I tend to hear it when I wake up or as soon as I lay down in my bed. Seems like most of this freaky shit happens near my bed, as it rarely happens when I'm outside- but it still happens though. Once saw a mannequin move in a clothes shop, I jumped like fuck and people gave me funny looks.

    People say that I'm a schitzo, but I doubt it. hopefully.
    Well, I couldn't find a reason to talk about this shit, but the other day I drank my piss.
    Now, every now and then at night when the neighbors are asleep, I'll go out back and just piss myself. It's quite arousing, I enjoy making a mess of myself and that release and warmth and whatnot, but I never drank it, till now.
    I just did my normal thing, but in a bottle. Unfortunately it was incredibly heavy piss, you know what I mean, where it's really dark and it stagnates with the smell of urine.
    I had set my mind to doing this, though, and even though I was scared, I downed it.
    Nastiest shit EVER.
    Okay maybe light urine tastes better but this just UGH
    I could barely drink any and I couldn't stop coughing, felt like I was gonna puke. It was so god damn gross, and I do NOT recommend it.
    Just stick to pissing your pants instead.
    Now you know how Bear Grylls feels.

    As i sit here, And drink alone, To ail the bitter taste of my memories, Some things i still cannot forget...

    It's been three months since what happened. three bitter months.

    I had a friend, Whom we call sky. Well he was my best friend, And he always would come over to hang out and stuff. Well earlier in the year he hooked me up with a juggalo, (she's crazy as fuck) and stuff. Me and the juggalo broke it off and he started hanging out with me again.

    while being with her she subjected me to many things that would cause you to fear. i was left cold and brutal but not from this.

    My friend had stopped coming to talk to me as soon as i started going out with her. I wondered why.

    She set me on fire, stabbed me and tried to throw me out of a car going down a mountain at 120mph.

    It was not so bad however, What she said and did was the worst.

    we had been talking one day and she randomly gets mad at me and yells at me, about how all the guys she slept with were better than me.
    We had a huge argument, ending up with me leaving quietly.

    Now my friend had been sick for a while before he hooked me up with her.
    He came over as soon as he heard about the breakup and he looked terrible.
    He was depressed and disturbed by his family and all,
    The reason he stopped coming to see me was because he needed time alone.

    i ended up talking to my ex and almost dating again - but he still talked with me and all
    Her and me ended up getting in a even bigger fight early last month after my birthday.
    She called me a liar, a cheater even after all the shit she said and did to me.
    I ripped her a new one this time because she honestly pushed me too far.

    I keep thinking i get a message from my friend.
    And i keep remembering how we'd talk in my livingroom while watching movies like zombieland or
    just talking about things like CHINA vs USA!
    Then we'd always box to get things out of our system.

    Well the rest i'll sum up in a letter to him because hey, fuck you. i want to write a letter.

    Dear sky,

    remember when we'd always chill at my house and play dead island or another game?
    Or how about those times we'd talk, about what if the different countries fought?
    Maybe about those chicks you were always into but they weren't ever into you?
    I know that feeling dude.

    It's been what, three months now since i've seen you last
    Just wanted to say i hope i made you proud,
    I've got my life all in order, And i feel great.

    I Feel like our times passed and i should leave this town though
    My nerves may be getting the best of me but it's hard to say sometimes,
    Considering what we've been through.

    >It's hard to believe you're gone dude....

    I left some flowers by your headstone.
    I know you might have called that gay,
    But i hope it's okay.



    Hello thread. I have a couple of confessions.

    I get my penis out at parties quite a lot, I'm obviously drunk when doing this. I don't know why I do it, but every time without fail, I whop out the wang and wave it about. It's earned me the nickname "Wiggly"

    I was at a party once with some friends, and we were all in the living room trying to sleep. I lay down next to this girl, and when I heard that she had fallen asleep, slipped my hand down the front of her trousers and started to feed the pony, as it were. Apparently, she woke up and was just laying there in terror. She told my best friend, who is also her boyfriend. They let me off because I was so drunk I didn't know my own name.
    I watch porn.
    Now that in itself isn't much of a confession, but it's WHEN I watch porn. A lot of the time I just watch porn just because.
    Like, I'm not even horny, or interested in fapping at the moment, but I'm still watching porn.
    It's kind of like TV for me.
    Welcome to Facepunch, may I take your coat?
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  8. Post #328
    It's earned me the nickname "Wiggly"
    that is so awesome
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  9. Post #329
    coco911231's Avatar
    August 2009
    7,895 Posts
    -snip-

  10. Post #330
    I liked Maverick, I don't understand your all's hatred for him.
    How about the way he refused to call you anything but a "faggot" whenever you discussed shit with him? Or how he shoved your ideas away because "this kid doesn't know shit" or some other thing?
    Fuck, maybe that story explains why he popped so many fuses when we were "debating" whether there was free will or not.
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  11. Post #331
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    May 2008
    2,535 Posts
    That wiggly one is obviously Gurant.
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  12. Post #332
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    July 2007
    3,479 Posts
    I watch porn.
    Now that in itself isn't much of a confession, but it's WHEN I watch porn. A lot of the time I just watch porn just because.
    Like, I'm not even horny, or interested in fapping at the moment, but I'm still watching porn.
    It's kind of like TV for me.
    For some reason, this made me laugh. Really hard.
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  13. Post #333
    coco911231's Avatar
    August 2009
    7,895 Posts
    Hello thread. I have a couple of confessions.

    I get my penis out at parties quite a lot, I'm obviously drunk when doing this. I don't know why I do it, but every time without fail, I whop out the wang and wave it about. It's earned me the nickname "Wiggly"

    I was at a party once with some friends, and we were all in the living room trying to sleep. I lay down next to this girl, and when I heard that she had fallen asleep, slipped my hand down the front of her trousers and started to feed the pony, as it were. Apparently, she woke up and was just laying there in terror. She told my best friend, who is also her boyfriend. They let me off because I was so drunk I didn't know my own name.
    You dog.
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  14. Post #334
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    December 2009
    8,851 Posts
    I know I'm late, but what the fuck is wrong with you.
    I think its fake. I mean who would send a lone kid to carry a girl to the nurses.

    Edited:

    Nobody liked him, or his advice, on Facepunch, so he tries to be funny when he should just kill himself
    You just think that cause you aren't alpha like him. Stop being a big nerd and you would understand.
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  15. Post #335
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    August 2011
    18,643 Posts
    Its obviously fake. I mean who would send a lone kid to carry a girl to the nurses.
    Actually, I've had to do something similar. A friend of mine was thowing up a lot with a tiny bit of blood mixed in during Tutorial (not sure if Americans have it, it's basically sitting in a room for thirty minutes) and I was sent alone to carry him down two flights of stairs.

    Didn't get any on me, missed out on first twenty minutes of a lesson. Shit was cash.

  16. Post #336
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    May 2007
    2,598 Posts
    As i sit here, And drink alone, To ail the bitter taste of my memories, Some things i still cannot forget...

    It's been three months since what happened. three bitter months.

    ...

    Dear sky,

    remember when we'd always chill at my house and play dead island or another game?
    Or how about those times we'd talk, about what if the different countries fought?
    Maybe about those chicks you were always into but they weren't ever into you?
    I know that feeling dude.

    It's been what, three months now since i've seen you last
    Just wanted to say i hope i made you proud,
    I've got my life all in order, And i feel great.

    I Feel like our times passed and i should leave this town though
    My nerves may be getting the best of me but it's hard to say sometimes,
    Considering what we've been through.

    >It's hard to believe you're gone dude....

    I left some flowers by your headstone.
    I know you might have called that gay,
    But i hope it's okay.
    Dead Island came out in September. Either this person has made a small mistake or they put way too much effort into a fake story.
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    Der Führer
    Quark:'s Avatar
    January 2011
    4,018 Posts
    You just think that cause you aren't alpha like him. Stop being a big nerd and you would understand.
    yeah i am such a nerd! i wish i could have a girlfriend like he does,
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  18. Post #338
    LOO POO'S BIG FAN !!!!!!!! LOVES SHITPOSTING ALMOST AS MUCH!!!!
    Yahnich's Avatar
    October 2009
    8,598 Posts
    Dead Island came out in September. Either this person has made a small mistake or they put way too much effort into a fake story.
    Maybe he's delusional out of grief and imagined he played dead island or he meant one of the dead risings
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  19. Post #339
    coco911231's Avatar
    August 2009
    7,895 Posts
    Waiting for next batch

  20. Post #340
    Resident dragon enthusiast.
    Dennab
    September 2010
    10,153 Posts
    A friend of mine sent one in, I can't wait to read it.
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  21. Post #341
    Der Führer
    Quark:'s Avatar
    January 2011
    4,018 Posts
    A friend of mine sent one in, I can't wait to read it.
    You know that, when you say "A friend of mine," we know you actually meant "I"
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  22. Post #342
    Resident dragon enthusiast.
    Dennab
    September 2010
    10,153 Posts
    You know that, when you say "A friend of mine," we know you actually meant "I"
    No I'm genuinely serious, a friend has an obsession over something and he's sent it in.

  23. Post #343
    No I'm genuinely serious, a friend has an obsession over something and he's sent it in.
    does he have a secret code word because if the word lasagna pops in from nowhere I know who's to blame

  24. Post #344
    Resident dragon enthusiast.
    Dennab
    September 2010
    10,153 Posts
    does he have a secret code word because if the word lasagna pops in from nowhere I know who's to blame
    Not really, it's about a certain 2009/2010 movie though.

  25. Post #345
    dicks, my man
    Schlinky's Avatar
    August 2010
    5,570 Posts
    I know who that is.
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  26. Post #346
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    December 2007
    11,813 Posts
    If it's that really mediocre dreamworks movie there's like nine posters who it could be
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  27. Post #347
    imasillypiggy's Avatar
    December 2009
    8,851 Posts
    No I'm genuinely serious, a friend has an obsession over something and he's sent it in.
    Its like no one reads the title. It wouldn't be impossible to figure out who your friend is if we really wanted to.
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  28. Post #348
    churboi austin
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    October 2007
    12,791 Posts
    jesus guys keep this shit anonymous.
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  29. Post #349
    Chezhead's Avatar
    December 2009
    7,256 Posts
    Hezzy banned people for being non-anonymous...
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  30. Post #350
    looking rad, feeling sad
    Slowbro's Avatar
    April 2011
    4,372 Posts
    Not really, it's about a certain 2009/2010 movie though.
    You do realise this is meant to be an ANONYMOUS confessional right?
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  31. Post #351
    Chezhead's Avatar
    December 2009
    7,256 Posts
    I'm bored, when's the next confessional posting?
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  32. Post #352
    Artyom's Avatar
    March 2011
    1,422 Posts
    1 confessional posting every day is awfully boring.
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  33. Post #353
    Lets start complaining again while we wait.

    It's not a confession thread until 80% of it is whining!
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  34. Post #354

    August 2011
    5,969 Posts
    1 confessional posting every day is awfully boring.
    Send in some wincest/sociopath stories if you want it to speed up.
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  35. Post #355
    coco911231's Avatar
    August 2009
    7,895 Posts
    Lets start complaining again while we wait.

    It's not a confession thread until 80% of it is whining!
    wow op sux i want hezzy new batch plz thanks

  36. Post #356
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    November 2008
    4,055 Posts
    I am an internet stalker.

    I have a folder on my computer, with a text file of text information, pictures of them, and other things for each member of facepunch which I can get significant information about. Whether it's their IP address, their location, where they vacationed last September, or their real name, I put it in a file of their username. I analyze photographs for any evidence (addresses, significant land marks, etc.).

    I have so much information of a few people, I could probably go to their house right now. I even know where some people work. I'm not sure what I would do with this information either.
    Join the secret service, you'll be right at home.

    After I saw How To Train Your Dragon several times in the theater I completely became in love with Toothless.
    After going on E621.net I found some porn of him, at first it was hard to look at, due to Toothless being a cute, innocent dragon in the movie, but I looked at it more and more everyday, and now, whenever I saw him I got a raging boner, I had a fetish for Toothless, I was gay for him apparently. So It was impossible to turn back now, I fapped him. Then I began to watch the movie more frequently, as in almost everyday, I have watched it 207 times. Sure is alot for a movie that came out a year ago. I think became more and more obsessed with him. As of right now I am creating a Toothless costume, The tail is perfect and so is the lower body, It should be finished by next year. But my battle on Namek took longer than I expected, Once I became a Super Saiyan and defeated Frieza I had alot more time, And since Vegeta was my teammate now I didn't have much stress. Che Che Kept bothering me, asking me to be a fatherly figure towards my Son, Gohan. [I think he is gay] He acts VERY weird around Piccolo. I might spy on them, see if they are kissing or anything. And Krillen is a massive faggot, He has the lowest power level and hes like 30 years old, and BALD. What a faggot, no wonder he never gets a date. I bet he had sex with Chen. Ha. The thing is, I need to stop smoking weed, The smallest amount makes me write bullshit.
    Hello Facepunchers, please prepare your body for a long ass read if you're interested. And not to get confused with anything, I am a female. So here it goes...

    I have lied, cheated, and despised myself for a long portion of my Internet-life. You hear about people who lie about their age, their looks, and who they are in general. Well, I hate to admit it, but I was one of those people before. It started back in 2006-2007 when Myspace was still the popular social network. I'd met a guy who was quite attractive, though the issue here was that he was 16 years old and in Highschool. Why is this bad? Well, at the time I was at least in the fifth grade. Blinded, the moral that children my age shouldn't be "Dating" was not something I knew, as the girls in my classes had "boyfriends". I thought this was normal, so I decided I'd make my move.

    I searched the internet for an image of a girl, a girl who had an album of pictures of herself so it wouldn't be hard to send multiple pictures to him if he'd asked. We "Dated" over the internet for six months, and I let him believe I was sixteen (his age) and that I was the beautiful girl in the picture instead of the chubby me. The lie grew and I made alternative e-mail accounts to create new Myspace pages that were supposedly my "friends". I communicated with this boy through both the fake me and my fake friends, just to get a feel of who he is (Or so I thought I was doing that, but in reality I was just fucking with his head). In the sixth months of our relationship, though, I had been playing Halo Online and I'd met this boy who was 15 and also in highschool, though this obviously wasn't a problem anymore and decided to play out a way to break off the relationship with the Myspace boyfriend. I made my fake me offline for a couple of days, and once I felt the time was rig
    ht to explain, I got online one of my fake friend's account and explained through a message that the fake me had died in a tragic car accident. He was obviously heart broken, but I deleted my accounts soon after, feeling no shame.

    This allowed me to start a relationship with a new boyfriend, the Halo player. (And keeping you up to date on my age, I was probably in the Sixth grade by this time.) I kept on as the fake girl and her fake friends, sending him pictures of "Myself" and speaking to him through my "Friends". We played Halo and other online video games together. He was a Redneck, and extremely stupid. This made it easier to manipulate him and tell lies without being questioned. This relationship lasted around six months. We spoke on the phone for the most part, and if not, then through IM. I'd been finished with Myspace at the time. We moved from playing Halo to playing a free MMORPG called "Last Chaos USA", a shitty game that was eventually dried out of all its players from the lack of free content that was essential to progressing in the game. Anyways, I found yet ANOTHER guy who was interesting. Let me just say, though, I technically cheated on my Halo boyfriend, because this guy I found inte
    resting had cyber'd with me. I didn't mean for the conversation to turn that way, but it did...and I have to admit I liked it.

    This is where the breaking of the Halo player relationship started. I broke up with him multiple times, but everytime he would come crying to me and I would feel absolutely terrible and then "love" him again for a short time period (but I would eventually get tired of him and start wanting to leave). This happened so many times, that in the process I had enough time to find an actual female friend online in Last Chaos USA. We became best friends almost instantly, and she met my Halo player boyfriend. I told her of my hardships with him and she eventually helped me get him off my ass. I was thankful and was finally able to move on to the cyber sex guy.

    The cyber sex guy was from India, and he was 18 years old. Ohhh boy, was this getting easier the more I done it, I continued the fake me and my fake friends, you obviously have the gist of it by now, and this relationship kept on for ANOTHER good six months. I was just about in the seventh grade. So we played these MMORPGs, Last Chaos USA and Perfect World International for the longest time. Although he was verbally abusive and he made me feel lesser than I actually was. I did in fact admit to him that I wasn't the girl in the picture I showed him, but I continued to lie about my age. We cyber'd even if he abused me, and at times I'd turn on my webcam and get naked, masturbating for him. And in exchange, he'd have his webcam on as well, masturbating to me masturbating. Well, his abusive side eventually got to me and I broke off the relationship. Though the positive side to it was that I had a shoulder to cry on-another interesting, and possible e-boyfriend...The Last Chaos US
    A player (lets just call him LCUSA guy).
    The LCUSA guy lived in California, and he was 28 years old. Oh good lord...I was smart enough to know this was a HUGE mistake I'd made to even THINK about dating him, but fucking hell I did. I went right for him. He was caring and smart, but had a lot of problems himself. The relationship went on for about a year and .... you guessed it! Six months. We played LCUSA, Perfect World INternational, Wolf Team, Halo, and Second Life together for the time the relationship lasted. He was the guy I finally admitted my age and real identity to, he took it terribly that he was dating a minor but he and I continued the relationship. He was already too deeply caught in my web that he couldn't find it in himself to hurt me. Anyways, I was in the Eighth grade at the time, going on Ninth. I can't tell you details about the relationship, and I doubt you all really care, since it's lifetime was quite long. Anyways, this is starting to build up to the present. I'm just about 14 years old now at
    this point and I meet a guy at my very own Highschool who's weird and crazy and also...very attractive. He and I fell in love and I eventually broke it off with the LCUSA guy....Err...at least tried to... The LCUSA guy went fucking insane, I was almost scared to break the relationship with him because he literally jumped off a bridge with me on the phone. Unless he was lieing to me about that, but the noises I heard certainly sounded real, and horrifying. He blew up my phone with his phone calls of him crying/killing himself/whatever the fuck he was doing. He also sent pictures of his arm to me that had my name carved in his skin, though the blood made it almost impossible to read. I couldn't stand the way he was acting and I started to ignore him. I cut off all communication I had with him, and eventually he was erased from my every day life. Now I could finally have a real boyfriend...someone I could physically hold and feel, such an exciting thought.
    So here we are, reading this on your computer screen as I've finished typing this long ass story (that was absolutely true) and ironically, this real-life boyfriend I can physically hold is actually still my current boyfriend. I never told him of all of this, and I don't see a reason why I should...I rather hope he never knows because this is honestly the most stupidest thing I've ever done in my short life. I am currently in the tenth grade, fifteen, going on sixteen years old, and hopefully this story was something worth reading for you Facepunch. I'm out...

    Sorry to those TL;DR people :)
    And now we know that there are real girls behind some internet girlfriends.

    When I was a little kid, my older sister had a cat named Tigger. Cute little orange cat.
    My older brother and me tortured it for kicks. Not physical beat the shit out of it torture, but we stuck it in the toilet, chased after it, threw stuff at it, scared it, that kinda shit.
    Eventually we made it run away, and we never saw it again, and I just feel so awful.
    I was like 6 at the time or whatever, and I regret it to this day as one of the worst things I ever did.
    Good thing you posted anonymously, or else everyone would be at you for animal abuse.

    Hey. I've previously submitted, and it was published on the first page. It was the "I'm gay and nobody knows" confessional. Well, guess what?
    I came out to my best friend today! I didn't really know how to say it, so I gave her hints until she said "YOU'RE GAY?!" and I yelled back "YES! YES I AM. AND I'M SERIOUS! I'M GAY". It was at that moment that she jumped up from my couch, ran over to me, and attacked me with a hug.
    "OOHHH MYYY GAAHHHDDD!!! [name] YOU'REE SOOOO CUUUTEEE! I LOOOOVE YOU SOOOO MUCHHH!" along with other variations of phrases being yelled in my ear as she hugged me occurred.

    It was probably one of the happiest moments of my life. I'm seriously glad that I did it.

    It was a great day.
    You are awesome.


    Right, here we go. There's this girl, who is my best friend, and I really like her, and want to go out with her. We always go the cinemas together, and whenever we visit, we always end up cuddling eachother on the bed just watching movies and talking shit, but we've never really talked about anything more than friendship. This has been going on for nearly 2 years now, but still, we are just friends. However, We've both started college this year, and I'll be honest...there's a lot of temptations at college, I've got friends, and the thing is, there are girls who are interested in me at college now. The thing is, I am afraid of asking out these girls at college now, because I feel in some way, I'd be unfaithful to her, even though we've never really said that we're anything more than friends. I don't really know if we are just friends anymore, or if she wants to take it further...She always seems to talk a lot about unspoken love, and that it's the best kind of love, but it was always related to the movies we were watching, and I was never sure if this meant anything between us, or she was just genuinely commenting on the movies. We are both complete social turtles, She was always the kid who sat in the corner and doodles for the entire lesson, while I was usually the kid who was sitting next to her and doodling too...

    The problem is, that with college now, I don't know whether to keep trying with her, even though I'm not sure if we are just really good friends and nothing more, never will be, or do I actually ask out a girl at college, even though I feel like I'm being unfaithful to a girl who I never really said I'm going out with. The other problem is of course, if I do go out with someone at college, then it means that I have to stop hanging out with her as I do now, or I'd feel unfaithful to the girl at college, which is another annoyance...What should I do?
    I kind of have personal experience on this one, but I really have no idea where you should go with this. It all depends if you think the risk is worth the reward.


    Sometimes, I make models of my female friends in the flash game 'Super Deep Throat' and then masturbate to them.

    Hm.
    Hm.
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    I am an internet stalker.

    I have a folder on my computer, with a text file of text information, pictures of them, and other things for each member of facepunch which I can get significant information about. Whether it's their IP address, their location, where they vacationed last September, or their real name, I put it in a file of their username. I analyze photographs for any evidence (addresses, significant land marks, etc.).

    I have so much information of a few people, I could probably go to their house right now. I even know where some people work. I'm not sure what I would do with this information either.
    Oh fuck
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    Sometimes, I make models of my female friends in the flash game 'Super Deep Throat' and then masturbate to them.

    Hm.

    Hahahahaha this is actually pretty awesome if it wasn't so creepy.
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    I am an internet stalker.

    I have a folder on my computer, with a text file of text information, pictures of them, and other things for each member of facepunch which I can get significant information about. Whether it's their IP address, their location, where they vacationed last September, or their real name, I put it in a file of their username. I analyze photographs for any evidence (addresses, significant land marks, etc.).

    I have so much information of a few people, I could probably go to their house right now. I even know where some people work. I'm not sure what I would do with this information either.
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    Right, here we go. There's this girl, who is my best friend, and I really like her, and want to go out with her. We always go the cinemas together, and whenever we visit, we always end up cuddling eachother on the bed just watching movies and talking shit, but we've never really talked about anything more than friendship. This has been going on for nearly 2 years now, but still, we are just friends. However, We've both started college this year, and I'll be honest...there's a lot of temptations at college, I've got friends, and the thing is, there are girls who are interested in me at college now. The thing is, I am afraid of asking out these girls at college now, because I feel in some way, I'd be unfaithful to her, even though we've never really said that we're anything more than friends. I don't really know if we are just friends anymore, or if she wants to take it further...She always seems to talk a lot about unspoken love, and that it's the best kind of love, but it was always related to the movies we were watching, and I was never sure if this meant anything between us, or she was just genuinely commenting on the movies. We are both complete social turtles, She was always the kid who sat in the corner and doodles for the entire lesson, while I was usually the kid who was sitting next to her and doodling too...

    The problem is, that with college now, I don't know whether to keep trying with her, even though I'm not sure if we are just really good friends and nothing more, never will be, or do I actually ask out a girl at college, even though I feel like I'm being unfaithful to a girl who I never really said I'm going out with. The other problem is of course, if I do go out with someone at college, then it means that I have to stop hanging out with her as I do now, or I'd feel unfaithful to the girl at college, which is another annoyance...What should I do?
    This one is simple. Ask her what she sees you as. Are you a friend? or a possible boyfriend? Also, if she gives you an answer, either one, let her know how you feel. The way this sounds, she may be in between as well.
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