And please go post in that thread.
Stop trying to be clever dickheads and leave him to seek his help in peace. If he wants some sort of anonymity from his alt over this, don't be idiots trying to find his alt, help him out here.
Don't try to find people who post confessionals. Its a anonymous confessional, and they want it to stay that way. Don't be mean.
I miss the confessionals that were interesting, most of them now are
"durp durp daddy dont love me no more, girlfriend dump me i hate life im psycho / depressed gonna cut dick open and beat off with blood as lube"
Nice guys win in the end, trust me, no matter what MavrickIB said.
Nope, I haven't.
Become a luchador and wrestle everyone in town.
I kind of know how you feel. I love helping people fix stuff, but it drives me absolutely nuts when people come to me with dumb stuff to fix - "FIX MY RIPPED SOCK" or "FIX MY BROKEN WINDOW" are my all time favorite ones to laugh at though.
This is why chicks seem to always date 'jerks'. Sure, sometimes they're pompous assholes, but usually it's just because they know what they want and they went for it.
Don't flush condoms down toilets, it's horrible for the water system. My brother does water engineering stuff (I don't remember what exactly it is, but he did stuff with water treatment etc.)
Really, dude, really? If this is Maverick, you posted earlier in the thread under an alt calling someone a dumbass for getting a chick pregnant at a pool.
I kind of miss you/Maverick. He/You was/were alpha as fuck and actually gave good advice.
Well, time to play the waiting game for our next dose of confessions.
That's definitely Mav, he mentioned his not official, independent girlfriend quite a lot.
If my understanding of menstruation is correct, the days (up to a week I think) before a woman starts her period is when she's most fertile. I think you know what that means.
I love this thread and the idea of it. I mean, who doesn't love the idea of telling your darkest secrets to the internet without risking your identity?
So, any new confessions lately? Gettin' bored with all this derail.
Oogalala, has any confessions been sent recently? Everyone here is getting impatient.
On the last page, but for this confession:
If it's that bad, go to your GP, who will have likely prescribed antibiotics and then a stronger than OTC benzoyl peroxide. If that's not worked, they'll often book a dermatologist's appointment, and the dermatologist will see if it's really severe. If it is severe and persistant, you'll be asked to have a blood test to check your bodies functions, and if your body is up to it, they'll prescribe Isotretinoin, also known as accutane. This is a really strong drug that's similar to controlled vitamin A poisoning. It should beat back nearly all acne after a few months.
I had severe acne, and it was ruining my self-confidence, and I went through towels, over the counter creams, GP's antibiotics, benzoyl peroxide and all that they did was hold it back. Accutane worked a charm. Sure I've got some scarring, but I have quite literally no spots now, compared to hundreds before.
It's not something to be taken lightly, though, it has very severe side effects, though that's up to the dermatologist to determine.
He's gonna post them when he has got them. Just stop asking already.
Facepunch Anonymous Confessional v7: "POST MORE GODDAMNIT"
So this one time a friend of mine bought me a leather suit and handcuffs bu- Oh hey, one of my IRL friends browses this thread too
Sorry for off-topic post.
Get off Facepunch and read your Danish homework - You know who you are!
Flagdog only does the flags. The browser and OS icons are done through FP.
2: Electric Boogaloo
I know this isn't anonymous but I have to get it off my chest, so sorry...
I was at a cosplay thing a while back, and I saw a fat girl in a zombie outfit, and shouted "Hey look, a boomer!"
The girl gave me the dirtiest look and ran away. My friend tapped me on the shoulder and whispered, "She was dressed as a hunter, dude..."