1. Post #761
    Clops with bisousbisous daily <3
    Mr. Smartass's Avatar
    December 2010
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    That would be a hilarious comeback if you were to do it in real life, just to see their face.
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  2. Post #762
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    December 2009
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    I don't think you'd have a face left after that.
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  3. Post #763
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    September 2011
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    I don't think you'd have a face left after that.
    Why? Most bullies are absolute pussies so you could probably tan them.
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  4. Post #764
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    August 2009
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    Why? Most bullies are absolute pussies so you could probably tan them.
    Disagree or optimistic, DISAGREE OR OPTIMISTIC?
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  5. Post #765
    So how bout that KNO3?
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    September 2010
    496 Posts
    Disagree or optimistic, DISAGREE OR OPTIMISTIC?
    Both!

       Left 4 dead intro reference   
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  6. Post #766
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  7. Post #767
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    August 2009
    7,923 Posts
    This will probably get top of the week

    can i get a link to it so i can funny it.
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  8. Post #768
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    July 2008
    2,106 Posts
    Can I get a link to it so I can funny it.
    http://goo.gl/PbJXs
    Here you go.

  9. Post #769
    dubstep
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  10. Post #770
    Why? Most bullies are absolute pussies so you could probably tan them.
    right because you could? yeah I'm suuurre your pretty tough there guy
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  11. Post #771
    DO YOU SLAP THE IMOUTO?YES/NO
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    August 2010
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  12. Post #772

    they should approve this

    perfect example
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  13. Post #773
    I pushed my dad off the stairs and all I got was he came back
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    October 2009
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    http://stopbullying.bitstrips.com/ch...gallery/18JCW/

    Published, I guess it's approved?
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  14. Post #774
    This comic is waiting to be approved - please check back soon!
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  15. Post #775
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  16. Post #776
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    August 2009
    7,923 Posts
    I swear this joke was stolen from somewhere but i cant remember where.
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  17. Post #777
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  18. Post #778
    DO YOU SLAP THE IMOUTO?YES/NO
    Eonart's Avatar
    August 2010
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    why

  19. Post #779
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    20 guests

    why
    That's genuinely nothing. Crysis 2 leak had at least a thousand and there was some other thread with a few 100, I think the "Game is blocking UK Steam preorders" one. From reddit and a selection of video game news sites respectively.
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  20. Post #780
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  21. Post #781
    looking rad, feeling sad
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    April 2011
    4,406 Posts
    lol "meth ingredients"
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  22. Post #782
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    September 2011
    969 Posts
    right because you could? yeah I'm suuurre your pretty tough there guy
    It's not as if it's hard to get a message through to someone. I don't intentionally get in fights nor have I been in one for a few years. The last one was simple. Pin the guy up against a wall and tell him if he comes near you again, you'll beat the shit out of him. Simple. Done.

    The guy never came near me again, so I guess it worked.

  23. Post #783
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    January 2008
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    It's not as if it's hard to get a message through to someone. I don't intentionally get in fights nor have I been in one for a few years. The last one was simple. Pin the guy up against a wall and tell him if he comes near you again, you'll beat the shit out of him. Simple. Done.

    The guy never came near me again, so I guess it worked.
    This one time I tried to pin a bully against a wall but he was stronger than me and instead he punched me in the stomach so hard I shit my pants and everyone was making fun of me for the rest of the week and I tried to kill myself but it didn't work and I had to change schools because I kept getting death threats.
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  24. Post #784
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  25. Post #785
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    For a second there I thought that that was Dr. Manhattan's pedophile uncle.
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  26. Post #786
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    January 2011
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    why
    /v/ I suppose.

  27. Post #787
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    November 2008
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    For a second there I thought that that was Dr. Manhattan's pedophile uncle.

    Edited:

    Also,
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  28. Post #788
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  29. Post #789
    Ninja101 is m̶y̶ ̶f̶a̶v̶o̶u̶r̶i̶t̶e̶ ̶m̶o̶d̶ a pancake face
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  30. Post #790
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    August 2011
    20,690 Posts
    See, kids, this is why you always remember to slip protection on your bacon before you use it to kiss someone.

    I don't fucking know, just go with it.
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  31. Post #791
    Sorry about the downtime, now buy shit.
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    February 2010
    1,588 Posts
    Italians really know how to issue a proper beatdown.
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  32. Post #792
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    May 2011
    2,732 Posts
    Is it just me, or do their tongues look like bacon?
    Also, the guy has the most horrifying jaw I've seen in a while.
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  33. Post #793
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    April 2011
    2,034 Posts
    Is it just me, or do their tongues look like bacon?
    Also, the guy has the most horrifying jaw I've seen in a while.
    That is bacon. I couldn't find anything else (truth be told, I didn't look any further beyond food ) to simulate tounges.

  34. Post #794
    The Feral Chicken formerly known as "El Pollo Diablo"
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    January 2008
    4,315 Posts
    Just made this about my 2 mates.
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  35. Post #795
    I JUST WANT A CUSTOM TITLE FUCK YOU ALL
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    December 2010
    2,530 Posts


    Yeahh... should I cite this? Are video games citable?
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  36. Post #796
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    September 2009
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  37. Post #797
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    April 2011
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    My apologies if this has been done before.
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  38. Post #798
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  39. Post #799
    OFFICIAL DEAN of MAX PAYNE
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    July 2009
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    Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition.
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  40. Post #800
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    Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition.
    Actually, the spanish inquisition would send warnings way ahead of them, sometimes even a month ahead. So you would actually expect the spanish inquisition, since you'd know exactly when it'll happen.
    I learned that from QI.
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