1. Post #81
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    Myself and 3 others (1 guy, 2 girls) had a few shots of vodka and a few beers and then went to KFC to get a heap of chicken. Because I work there and they were closing I basically got us a heap of chicken for free, and I mean a fucking heap of chicken. After eating all this 3 of us managed to finish off 2 bottles of vodka (a 1 L and a 750 ml) and about 5 more beers each, I think this was a pretty dangerous amount of alcohol we drank but we didn't really feel the effects because of all the oily and greasy chicken we ate.

    We then sat down and chain smoked about 5 cigarettes each and when I stood of to take a piss it all hit me at once, my head was spinning, I could hardly even walk. I didn't get sick thankfully, but it was a bloody awesome night.
    It doesn't just randomley hit you when you drink 2 liters of vodka between 3 people. You're obviously lying or over exaggerating.
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  2. Post #82
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    I never did jagerbombs. They seem stupid. Redbull and alcohol seems like a real bad idea. It would make your heart race really fast. This is coming from someone who can't fucking handle too much coffee because it makes my heart pump really hard and quickly.
    the jager wore off for me before the red bull did, I was just walking around my room unable to sleep at like 4 in the morning
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  3. Post #83
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    the jager wore off for me before the red bull did, I was just walking around my room unable to sleep at like 4 in the morning
    The Oceana (club) in Plymouth makes their single vodka and red bulls with a full can of red bull. I drink them cus I like a refreshing drink on the dance floor (and they're cheapish). I literally had about 6 last monday, I was bouncing off the walls till like 7 AM .
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  4. Post #84
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    The Oceana (club) in Plymouth makes their single vodka and red bulls with a full can of red bull. I drink them cus I like a refreshing drink on the dance floor (and they're cheapish). I literally had about 6 last monday, I was bouncing off the walls till like 7 AM .
    Yeah last time I did Jagerbombs and Crunk juice/juce (basically redbull, with extra caffeine and alcohol, 12%) I didn't sleep until 9AM...that's not an exaggeration, either!

  5. Post #85
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    Is it weird that I don't really get hangovers? I mean, light is a little brighter, I feel a little dehydrated and tired, but I don't have headaches or feel sick.

  6. Post #86
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    Is it weird that I don't really get hangovers? I mean, light is a little brighter, I feel a little dehydrated and tired, but I don't have headaches or feel sick.
    I never get hangovers, either. I just feel tired for a little while longer. Apparently you start to get them more the older you get
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  7. Post #87
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    I once puked after drinking a mix drink.

    I do not like mix drinks.

    Edited:

    Well, with "a" I mean 3

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    And a few beers
    During freshers I was playing the ring of fire / kings cup. I got the dirty pint.

    Was disgusting. Threw up out the window. It just so happened there was a dude hanging out of the window on the floor below.
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  8. Post #88
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    Sambuca is the devil drink. EVERY time me or one of my mates drink it something both dreadful and hilarious happen. Everything from waking up with a kids scooter in my bed, to walking back home along a beach at 3AM wearing bin bags (unused of course).

    Also alcohol is great and especially jagerbombs. Tried some skittlebombs last night which were quite nice.
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  9. Post #89
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    April 2011
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    For quite a strong liquor, Sambuca tastes pretty decent. It does get me pissed very quickly, which is why I usually don't do shots, but instead I just get a Jack n Coke. I prefer to get tipsy and just keep it steady at that for the night, rather than get piss drunk. I hate it when I drink way too much at the start of the night and end up waiting half the night to sober up so I could stand up again.
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  10. Post #90
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    orange fanta and fancy ass sake.

    Oh boy.

  11. Post #91
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    Drinking, a party around here. I see one of the girls i fancied for a long while. We start talking, i'm buzzed, she's okay, a bit buzzed. I totally hit on her, Her boyfriend is right there, He looks at me, 6'2 240 pound dude. asks me what the fuck my problem is. i get up say my problem is you treat her like shit. stand right the fuck up and he gets up, we end up fighting, me winning. (i'm 5'9 160, well built muscled) And i take her and i walk her home, say i'm sorry, leave her my number, she does something i didn't expect, We make out. :D her boyfriend broke up with her, Tried to fight me again, this time sober and got arrested. Me and this girl are going out now.
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  12. Post #92
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    Drinking, a party around here. I see one of the girls i fancied for a long while. We start talking, i'm buzzed, she's okay, a bit buzzed. I totally hit on her, Her boyfriend is right there, He looks at me, 6'2 240 pound dude. asks me what the fuck my problem is. i get up say my problem is you treat her like shit. stand right the fuck up and he gets up, we end up fighting, me winning. (i'm 5'9 160, well built muscled) And i take her and i walk her home, say i'm sorry, leave her my number, she does something i didn't expect, We make out. :D her boyfriend broke up with her, Tried to fight me again, this time sober and got arrested. Me and this girl are going out now.
    see, now where I come from, I would have been glassed by one of his mates after a few seconds and I would have probably been left bleeding out on the front garden while everyone ran away



    never start a fight at a party or anywhere people are drunk unless you have to
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    see, now where I come from, I would have been glassed by one of his mates after a few seconds and I would have probably been left bleeding out on the front garden while everyone ran away



    never start a fight at a party or anywhere people are drunk unless you have to
    People over here kinda are like that. But since it was on my side of town, not his, He had maybe one or two people he knew there, While pretty much the whole party was my friends.

  14. Post #94
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    see, now where I come from, I would have been glassed by one of his mates after a few seconds and I would have probably been left bleeding out on the front garden while everyone ran away

    never start a fight at a party or anywhere people are drunk unless you have to
    Here you gotta worry about his bitch jumping in to the fight. Specially them Latin girls, they'll fuck people up.
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    People over here kinda are like that. But since it was on my side of town, not his, He had maybe one or two people he knew there, While pretty much the whole party was my friends.
    ahah America sounds so civilised compared to Essex, it's wild. We didn't really have 'parts of town', we just had a large group of scary motherfuckers who look for any excuse to gut a gentleman. I don't fuck with drunk and high badboys, I steer well clear of that, I don't want to get the shite kicked out of me in the dark on my way home by 3 geezers with a bat

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    Here you gotta worry about his bitch jumping in to the fight. Specially them Latin girls, they'll fuck people up.
    our birds never intervened like that, they mainly fought eachother

  16. Post #96
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    Women have this hidden MMA fighter shit locked deep inside their mind that is released when they get hammered. Always jumpin on someones back and tryin to choke someone. Shit's funny as hell
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  17. Post #97
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    It doesn't just randomley hit you when you drink 2 liters of vodka between 3 people. You're obviously lying or over exaggerating.
    None of us could feel any effects after about 6 or so shots each. This was after the chicken I'm saying, before the chicken we were pretty drunk but we didn't get completely smashed until we sat down and smoked a heap. It may have just been the timing, but something just made it all come at once. All 3 of us are pretty heavy weights though, especially one of us who is 6' 7" or something.

    I've never drunk that much before, I don't even think sculling about 10 beers in a short space while playing flip cup for a whole night would beat it.

    I may be over exaggerating actually because I can't remember all that much that happened, but we did definitely finish off 2 bottles of vodka and about 20 beers between 3 of us.

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  20. Post #100
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    My 18th birthday party is on wednesday. With that i have an urge to buy and drink some 150 proof (75%) rum, any suggestions?

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    My 18th birthday party is on wednesday. With that i have an urge to buy and drink some 150 proof (75%) rum, any suggestions?
    Yeah here's one; Dont. There's a not very small chance of you actually setting something on fire. Stick to regular shit because people act like idiots around things that can be set on fire. Just get two bottles of normal rum instead.
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  22. Post #102
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    My 18th birthday party is on wednesday. With that i have an urge to buy and drink some 150 proof (75%) rum, any suggestions?
    Stick to something that won't make you vomit if you drink a bottle, if you drank a bottle of that you'd have a horrible night, it's not worth it

  23. Post #103
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    My 18th birthday party is on wednesday. With that i have an urge to buy and drink some 150 proof (75%) rum, any suggestions?
    Just treat yourself to some really nice beer instead.

  24. Post #104
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    During freshers I was playing the ring of fire / kings cup. I got the dirty pint.

    Was disgusting. Threw up out the window. It just so happened there was a dude hanging out of the window on the floor below.
    Oh man getting a dud pint is cuntish, on Arthurs day I asked for a pint of Guinness and since there was a load of people asking for them the dumbass "bartender" (College whelp) simply put a cup under the tap and poured it full then handed it to me, I simply said If he didn't do it properly a second time I would go across the table and instruct him properly. Now that may seem dickish but when you pay 4.50 euro for a beverage that needs to be poured properly to not taste like ass it's an imperative.

  25. Post #105
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    Oh man getting a dud pint is cuntish, on Arthurs day I asked for a pint of Guinness and since there was a load of people asking for them the dumbass "bartender" (College whelp) simply put a cup under the tap and poured it full then handed it to me, I simply said If he didn't do it properly a second time I would go across the table and instruct him properly. Now that may seem dickish but when you pay 4.50 euro for a beverage that needs to be poured properly to not taste like ass it's an imperative.
    I think you misunderstand what a dirty pint is...
    When you get a king card in the game "ring of fire" you pour a little of your own drink into the jug in the middle. It ends up being a mix of beer, vodka, rum and all kinds of stuff. There are some alternate rules that let you put "other" fluids into it (spit if you're feeling like an asshole) though it's disgusting enough as it is.
    If you get the last king of the pack you need to down said dirty pint

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    Oh yeah if you refuse to do that there is usually some kind of punishment
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  26. Post #106
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    Oh God I had about 10-odd shots of various drinks and me & my friend decided it would be fun to go to the nearby McDonalds. We went in, ordered our shit and I start talking about how one of my friends was running around wearing nothing but a Budweiser box with eye holes.

    I sort of figure they knew we were pissed because everyone does it in England.
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  27. Post #107
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    Oh yeah if you refuse to do that there is usually some kind of punishment
    Pretty much this. I threw up half way through it and still had to finish it. The dude I threw up on came up (After washing his face ofc) and joined in.
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  28. Post #108
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    Pretty much this. I threw up half way through it and still had to finish it. The dude I threw up on came up (After washing his face ofc) and joined in.
    Sounds horrible. Are you in your first year of Uni? And where?

  29. Post #109
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    Sounds horrible. Are you in your first year of Uni? And where?
    Yeah. Robert Gordon, Aberdeen. On the plus side of the story, it wasn't a huge glass.

  30. Post #110
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    Me and some friends started drinking "karsk" (Coffee with moonshine) when we finished eating out after school one Wednesday, because some people in out parallel class were gonna have an open party at the nearby river to celebrate that they were finished with their exams. We, of course, figured that it was a good night to go out, so we sat at one of my friends apartment, with 1,5 liters of moonshine to "warm up."

    When we got there, we're all pretty hammered and somehow got hold of even more moonshine. By the end I'm so drunk I'm dancing bare-chested and playing harmonica around the campfire there.

    *Fast forward 6 hours* I woke up in my apartment at 7AM on a Thursday, still drunk, with my jeans covered in mud and gravel, wondering how the hell I came back here. That is seriously the worst day of my life so far. Could barely move without getting the urge to puke.

    I still twitch whenever I try to remember how bad my stomach was that Thursday afternoon
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  31. Post #111
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    I've never been sick and I have never blacked out. I'm so happy I kind of know when to stop even when I'm drunk. I'm a chain smoker when I'm drunk though.

    "Yo dude, my cigarette is almost done. Mind giving me a new one before this one's over?"
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  32. Post #112
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    I've never been sick and I have never blacked out. I'm so happy I kind of know when to stop even when I'm drunk. I'm a chain smoker when I'm drunk though.
    You need to experience it at least once. It's a funny feeling having a shooter of vodka in one hand, beer in another and suddenly the beer is all over your legs.
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    You need to experience it at least once. It's a funny feeling having a shooter of vodka in one hand, beer in another and suddenly the beer is all over your legs.
    That's seems like a thing that would haunt me for a long time. My friends would not forget. Also, embarrassing in front of parents.

  34. Post #114
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    Poured a bottle of a absynthe (55% ABV I think), a bottle of tequila (40% ABV), two bottles of champagne (both like... 20% ABV), and a shit load of fruit juice into a big bucket last night with a few friends. Was at the 10 litre mark (2.64 gallons for you yanks) when completely full - I drank a quarter of it (so 2.5 litres, give or take a little).

    Got me drunk, but not terribly so. Didn't puke. No memory loss to my knowledge. Some bits are a bit fuzzy, but it's mostly 100% there. Stomach and head didn't feel too great this morning, mild hang over, but bearable. I've had worse hang overs in the past from drinking FAAAAR less, so as far as hang overs go I'm pretty happy with the one I had when I woke up.

    That said, I was STILL drunk (well, tipsy) when I woke up, and the alcohol probably didn't wear off for a few hours after waking. No wonder the hangover wasn't too bad - I had inadvertently had hair of the dog.

  35. Post #115
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    I think you misunderstand what a dirty pint is...
    When you get a king card in the game "ring of fire" you pour a little of your own drink into the jug in the middle. It ends up being a mix of beer, vodka, rum and all kinds of stuff.
    Someone always puts some cream liqueur in there so when it mixes with beer or other acidic the whole mess becomes thick and lumpy as a dough.
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  36. Post #116
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    The Oceana (club) in Plymouth makes their single vodka and red bulls with a full can of red bull. I drink them cus I like a refreshing drink on the dance floor (and they're cheapish). I literally had about 6 last monday, I was bouncing off the walls till like 7 AM .
    o snap someone who lives in plymouth

  37. Post #117
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    Poured a bottle of a absynthe (55% ABV I think), a bottle of tequila (40% ABV), two bottles of champagne (both like... 20% ABV), and a shit load of fruit juice into a big bucket last night with a few friends. Was at the 10 litre mark (2.64 gallons for you yanks) when completely full - I drank a quarter of it (so 2.5 litres, give or take a little).

    Got me drunk, but not terribly so. Didn't puke. No memory loss to my knowledge. Some bits are a bit fuzzy, but it's mostly 100% there. Stomach and head didn't feel too great this morning, mild hang over, but bearable. I've had worse hang overs in the past from drinking FAAAAR less, so as far as hang overs go I'm pretty happy with the one I had when I woke up.

    That said, I was STILL drunk (well, tipsy) when I woke up, and the alcohol probably didn't wear off for a few hours after waking. No wonder the hangover wasn't too bad - I had inadvertently had hair of the dog.
    I have a hard time believing you that you drank 2.5 litres of that stuff without being completely wasted. But I also have a friend he can simply finish one vodka bottle in one go without being fucked.
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    Tom Waits is the king of alcohol.


    Any of you guys drink other beer than lager or stout? I'd have to say that Rochefort 10 is my favourite beer,
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  40. Post #120
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    Someone always puts some cream liqueur in there so when it mixes with beer or other acidic the whole mess becomes thick and lumpy as a dough.
    The one I had had a good dose of Jago in it. Explains a lot.